New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD

Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl

Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yes, I just called a dude slutface. If you're judging, suck it.

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:47:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side.

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:46:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: My Host Is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zYXZFOf

Saturday, November 05, 2011 10:40:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just ate like a pig. legit might bust. I am the fattest fuck going...

Saturday, November 05, 2011 03:09:41 PM from txt

Passed a Hooters billboard with a bunch of girls on it and my mom stopped and asked which ones were my type. hhhhhhhhh

Saturday, November 05, 2011 01:39:07 PM from txt

@Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free.

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AM from Twitter for Android

The Elefun Busy Ball Popper... Sounds not so legit

Friday, November 04, 2011 11:17:19 PM from txt

New blog post: Words With Friends Can Suck It So Hard... http://t.co/4nfhfOI

Friday, November 04, 2011 04:16:43 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

And they came crying to me because they fucked it up. #typical #Ifixeverything

Thursday, November 03, 2011 07:06:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

the russian programmer is telling me i smell like alcohol? jeeeeeeeez

Thursday, November 03, 2011 05:03:21 PM from txt

Bitches love pickles

Thursday, November 03, 2011 03:14:46 PM from txt

whoever just walked out of Moser... Jesus

Thursday, November 03, 2011 02:33:23 PM from txt