my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school"
Just hacked into this database for you. What's in it for me?
Friday, December 09, 2011 03:41:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
i cant deal with this girl. in a really hot way...
I just unlocked the "Jobs" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/tXMKvA
New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq
Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@Novellabella Stop retweeting morons who don't know the difference between who's and whose
Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:54:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit
Thursday, December 08, 2011 08:31:29 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: A BIG FUCK YOU http://t.co/k5BeWN4
Thursday, December 08, 2011 08:07:57 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
wow. how did i not notice that bomb
I WIN. Never try to challenge me.
Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:02:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
Steve Jobs-ing so badly right now. I'm at war with the dev team and I WILL get my way.
Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:47:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
Sitting next to a garlic clove on this train. Get me a gas mask.
New blog post: This is THE Most Legit Christmas Special Ever http://bit.ly/vHq1I1
Thursday, December 08, 2011 02:21:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Does it ever stop FUCKING raining over in this bitch?
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 09:19:46 PM from Twitter Web Client