jesus fuckin christ these elevators are slow. move. i need to get to rthe bar

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 06:27:14 PM from txt

I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 05:30:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Your mouse wheel is tight

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:55:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu I heard ChunkHost is baller. I'm so tempted to get it

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:38:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Abusers, what VPS do you use?

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:30:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Onethirdof3x5: @tomwcleary new first selectman of fairfield is a former william raveis agent. he celebrated by ripping raveis signag ...

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:26:57 AM from Twitter for Android

I can't deal with the fucking dumbasses over at @FairfieldMirror or @mirrorfairfield or whatever the fuck twitter they use now. Site is done

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:20:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

get the fuck out of here. margaret schroder banged owen slater? #boardwalkempire

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:44:22 PM from txt

When is this fucking Galaxy Nexus coming out. I am losing my mind without a smartphone.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:06:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 09:54:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:34:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Asian dancer dudes? shouldnt he be doing calculus instead? Aha! called it. dad disowned him

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:27:38 PM from txt

this guy's such a pussy. just get it in

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:23:32 PM from txt

why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 07:33:24 PM from txt

Balls all over the office

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 04:08:48 PM from Twitter Web Client