fuck. my mom knows im hammered. lolz.
this cop needs to bone this slut
this young cop/slut convo is fucking hysterical....
bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips"
firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper
lol: "where's that accent from?" cop: "whereever you want it to be from" classic answer. get. it. in
i wanna solder that to an arduino board, program it and make a light show!
the ceo got me. the. geekiest secret santa gift ever... programmable 16ft led light strip with a remote!
what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man
"suck.it." "i already have"
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/tMhNVW
"Have a good night you Michael Sera looking looking mother fucker"
fuck tech support bitches http://t.co/4ibW64I
the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate!
omg. dat. a