Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers.

Our Android app is a piece of shit

@scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick.

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa

USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml!

@__JLu Websites like that are funny. For ex http://t.co/4rSA0sl I send that out at work when ppl don't give enough details to the tech team

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New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Close the Doors And Leave Already http://t.co/pC5yIae

move to the right if youre going to walk slow, fuckers. i need to get by and am more important than you

the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks

the only thing worse than missing the train by like 2 seconds is not having a galaxy nexus

@__JLu Doesn't mean anything to me, abusers http://t.co/FbNYbqj

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My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice

RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ...

You can never go wrong with alice in chains at the bar. watering hole and netta = legit

Have I mentioned I need a smartphone?