The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling
Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up.
Friday, October 28, 2011 09:52:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pet peeve: Greasy assed smudges all over train windows. Wash your filty assed hair, people and dont lean on it.
@MalJNew HE didn't have an option. I showed up, drank and was like enjoyyyy the bill. Smell ya later
Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
fuck this crowded shithole train
looks like tonights activities include php, jquery ui/fancybox and ordering
Beer and JQuery FancyBox. Sounds legit.
Thursday, October 27, 2011 05:38:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
I need someone to dress up as Jasmine for Halloween. Then I need to bang said person. #missioncomplete
Thursday, October 27, 2011 03:53:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Bar at lunch... Alice in Chains... Owner giving me beers. Legit
DLK is a badass: "Those guys need to a we're not fucking dumbasses asterisk next to our account"
Thursday, October 27, 2011 09:56:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
How the fuck did my pants get wet? I didn't just piss myself, did I?
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 03:00:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
They need to finish this fuckin Popham Road bridge. Fuckin drilling, banging and machines all night, and I'm a half a mile away!
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 01:47:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
Siri, can you get me a Galaxy Nexus?
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Bitch finally took my advice. I win! When I propose something at work, it will go my way, and it will be good. #futurestevejobs #winning
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:17:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
I swear to God, if this cunt coughs in my face one more fucking time...
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 05:00:04 PM from Twitter Web Client