Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq

Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k

If Verizon doesn't open up pre-orders the Galaxy Nexus in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to go batshit crazy

I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s

Can I get the Galaxy Nexus now?

Althought I'm pretty sure I puked like 3 pounds of stomach contents, so yay for losing weight

I'm going to have to blame the fact that I yacked all over the place on 3AM Taco Bell... Not alcohol.... #i'magrossfucker

dibs on the one in the corner. wahhhh

feel like fuckin shit right now......

So the Galaxy Nexus might only be $200? I don't give a fuck if it's $300. I need one and I needed it yesterday!

Christ once said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone..." And then he stoned a mother fucker to death.

New blog post: Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds http://t.co/CxpACck

@maljnew piglets are NOT like puppies