fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS?

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Glad to know that I drunk spoke to my CA coworker on the phone and fixed her "unfixable" problem. Thx for the shoutout to the VP. I suck lol

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 09:50:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

just watched an episode of unsolved mysteries. just not the same without robert stack. #yesimwatchinglifetime

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 09:01:19 PM from txt

fuck man....

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 07:46:51 PM from txt

at least theres a kitten in the elevator

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 06:27:44 PM from txt

jesus fuckin christ these elevators are slow. move. i need to get to rthe bar

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 06:27:14 PM from txt

I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 05:30:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Your mouse wheel is tight

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:55:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu I heard ChunkHost is baller. I'm so tempted to get it

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:38:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Abusers, what VPS do you use?

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:30:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Onethirdof3x5: @tomwcleary new first selectman of fairfield is a former william raveis agent. he celebrated by ripping raveis signag ...

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:26:57 AM from Twitter for Android

I can't deal with the fucking dumbasses over at @FairfieldMirror or @mirrorfairfield or whatever the fuck twitter they use now. Site is done

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:20:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

get the fuck out of here. margaret schroder banged owen slater? #boardwalkempire

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:44:22 PM from txt

When is this fucking Galaxy Nexus coming out. I am losing my mind without a smartphone.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:06:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 09:54:11 PM from Twitter Web Client