first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:34:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Asian dancer dudes? shouldnt he be doing calculus instead? Aha! called it. dad disowned him

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:27:38 PM from txt

this guy's such a pussy. just get it in

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 08:23:32 PM from txt

why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 07:33:24 PM from txt

Balls all over the office

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 04:08:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just drooled water onto my shirt #suchababy

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:40:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

File a ticket: "Load Balancer Being a Player Hater"

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:14:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If they Fucking Bomb Search Me One More Time... http://bit.ly/vtkGOF

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:15:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

send out the smoke patrol!

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 09:22:55 AM from txt

I just realized that it's hard for code to get by my rigorous QA. I'm a nit-picking pain in the ass. Devs hate me. I love perfection.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 01:10:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Google Officially Hired a Blind Grandma as their new UI Designer http://bit.ly/tllnHU

Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

holy shit. that is a dump and a half...

Monday, November 07, 2011 08:28:49 PM from txt

I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/

Monday, November 07, 2011 07:01:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 @lisa_marie926 What's this bullshit you all get to play all day long. I'm sitting at work and feel like shit

In reply to @mich_amore's tweet

Monday, November 07, 2011 02:06:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

The pressure in my head... It like... Might blow off or something.

Monday, November 07, 2011 01:51:28 PM from Twitter Web Client