Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it.

Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 I thought that was you. Couldn't tell though.

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, November 07, 2011 10:16:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck man... Feel like shit

Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:47:09 PM from txt

BRADY. Y U PASS TO WRONG TEAM? I'll take it!

Sunday, November 06, 2011 06:05:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s

Sunday, November 06, 2011 03:53:31 PM from txt

New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD

Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl

Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yes, I just called a dude slutface. If you're judging, suck it.

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:47:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side.

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s

Sunday, November 06, 2011 01:46:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: My Host Is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zYXZFOf

Saturday, November 05, 2011 10:40:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just ate like a pig. legit might bust. I am the fattest fuck going...

Saturday, November 05, 2011 03:09:41 PM from txt

Passed a Hooters billboard with a bunch of girls on it and my mom stopped and asked which ones were my type. hhhhhhhhh

Saturday, November 05, 2011 01:39:07 PM from txt

@Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free.

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AM from Twitter for Android