Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough

Actual IMs during work: "idk shit about megan so i'd one night stand that"

IT people want to push Antivirus software to my computer. Absolutely not. I will have that shit uninstalled in 4 minutes flat.

I would go sooo gay for Dave Robertson. You don't even understand.

Normally, id be fucking pissed at the fact you squeezed into my 3 seater but if you look like that.. by all means, go for it.

Brandon is a fuckin' G with CSS. Thanks for fixing that glitch bro.

It's now much easier to focus on QA and testing with a decent buzz than without one #ineeddrdrewandrehab

Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works.

Failures at life: People who still list their MySpace under their website links on Facebook...

The conductor on my train is wearing a Hawaii McLovin ID in his badge holder instead of an MTA ID. Straight up baller. Couldn't get a pic.

I am going to blame my miserable failure at Moon Cake (98/99 stars) on the fact the level 1-17 gets fucking 3 frames per second.

It also doesn't help that the Droid 1's feeble CPU sucks ballsack and lags at running Angry Birds seasons. Even overclocked,it blows.

@SumthinEclectic Come on, abusers. Command line that shit.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

New blog post: Typical Sluts... http://t.co/7MNMIIj

Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true