I'm trying to like the new Gmail UI, I really am, but I cannot get into it...

Wednesday, November 02, 2011 12:05:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just dropped a bomb at my desk...

Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:07:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Got my bag particle analyzed for bombs in Grand Central... The TSA guy was NOT pleased when I asked if would detect all the fireworks I had.

Wednesday, November 02, 2011 09:47:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies?

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PM from Twitter for Android

It's all fucked up...

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 07:02:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew malik xab

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 06:10:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus.

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 04:57:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AM from txt

@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Monday, October 31, 2011 06:47:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job.

Monday, October 31, 2011 02:32:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sounds like i live in a fuckin factory with all these generators. I'll never sleep.

Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:44:10 PM from txt

Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/

Sunday, October 30, 2011 07:21:08 PM from txt

Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund?

Sunday, October 30, 2011 05:46:37 PM from Twitter for Android

aiight this is getting old. i dont care that i dont have heat but I need internets

Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:57:00 AM from txt

just stuck my fingers in the electrical outlets because I can. #living

Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:36:33 PM from txt