Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick.
If you black out during a blackout, is it more awesome?
welp, there goes the power...
It's like Christmas morning! Except... It never usually snows on Christmas morning
Saturday, October 29, 2011 01:42:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before...
Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!
Friday, October 28, 2011 02:32:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling
Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up.
Friday, October 28, 2011 09:52:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pet peeve: Greasy assed smudges all over train windows. Wash your filty assed hair, people and dont lean on it.
@MalJNew HE didn't have an option. I showed up, drank and was like enjoyyyy the bill. Smell ya later
Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
fuck this crowded shithole train
looks like tonights activities include php, jquery ui/fancybox and ordering
Beer and JQuery FancyBox. Sounds legit.
Thursday, October 27, 2011 05:38:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
I need someone to dress up as Jasmine for Halloween. Then I need to bang said person. #missioncomplete
Thursday, October 27, 2011 03:53:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Bar at lunch... Alice in Chains... Owner giving me beers. Legit