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I like California girls with Androids Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:55:53 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ with this android text messaging bug..... not only did I wrongly text my dad, but thy all deleted themselves. Fuck. Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:47:50 PMTwitter for Android
Just realized: from an outsiders point of view, my twitter is borderline disgusting Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:21:38 AMTwitter for Android
Glad my mom bought this shit for me... someone cares.... that being said im goin to plow the cali girl tomorrow http://t.co/y9fPHhs Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking new york... irvington and rivington sts? Really? Can't be more original? Poor dyslexics Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:01:09 AMTwitter for Android
Doesn't matter... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
My lifes awesome....... but fuckin..... awful timing Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:17:23 PMTwitter for Android
Whyyyy do you live in California fml Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
Oh god I'm in the middle of fuckin nowhere. I might not make it home tonight Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
Homo drink... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:53:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck... just got caught looking and called out hard for it. Its like im fuckin 12... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Yea, the boss isnt pleased with my one hr meeting about nothing aka just to hang with the CA office. I told him to enjoyyy Wednesday, February 09, 2011 4:07:30 PMTwitter for Android
This girl on the train is legit licking and deep throating this beer bottle Tuesday, February 08, 2011 7:57:07 PMTwitter for Android
Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter. Tuesday, February 08, 2011 4:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
Omg.. so hot Tuesday, February 08, 2011 3:38:53 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah im getting fuckin fired this week, especially if we're all going out drinking. Monday, February 07, 2011 12:01:34 PMTwitter for Android
Wanted: Threesome with the smokes that came in to NY from the Cali office. Monday, February 07, 2011 11:43:40 AMTwitter for Android
........gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones Monday, February 07, 2011 2:02:55 AMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons) Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:39:05 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:23:56 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PMTwitter for Android
The dude sending the flowers with the nice rack message... Totes me. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:29:03 PMTwitter for Android
I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:58:53 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad. Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Wonderful... Just when the hot Californians are coming in to the NY office this week, my nose is swolen and disfigured. Great Sunday, February 06, 2011 2:35:44 PMTwitter for Android
You don't go up to a Mexican in the produce section and say you won't buy basil bc it's from Mexico and you'll get sick. Christ. Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:09:44 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin shame..... Saturday, February 05, 2011 8:37:50 PMTwitter for Android
Yorel, you dog, hogging the dunks Friday, February 04, 2011 10:29:57 PMTwitter for Android
THAT ASS Thursday, February 03, 2011 11:23:02 AMTwitter for Android
Back to back smokestacks. Dayum Wednesday, February 02, 2011 7:15:16 PMTwitter for Android
You know... train broken down in frwont if us and nnow we're going in the opposite direction for two stops. No big deal. Wednesday, February 02, 2011 9:30:42 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA... Im sitting on a broken down train in the middle of a fuckin tunnel Tuesday, February 01, 2011 7:42:11 PMTwitter for Android
Worked here for 6 months... Finally got a bathroom key Tuesday, February 01, 2011 3:46:12 PMTwitter for Android
I am battling these fuckers at work bc I insist on using css3 rounded corners and they want to keep xrounded panel & load images. F'in waste Tuesday, February 01, 2011 12:52:37 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking cuntish MTA. Can this train be any shorter. Let's just run rush hour trains with 5 cars Monday, January 31, 2011 8:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:) Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams you god damn right
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:30:21 PMTwitter for Android
Sluts.... Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:26:06 PMTwitter for Android
This hyperactive little Mexican needs to shut the fuck up on this train bc I can't hear the smokes phone convo. Legit needs a gag... Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
I want to potato sack the smoke sitting two seats in front of me on this train Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:22:12 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking New Haven line.... stalled ass train clogging up my tunnels Friday, January 28, 2011 7:47:54 PMTwitter for Android
I shit you not, I have a client named Mehboob... lol Friday, January 28, 2011 11:43:15 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ with these fire alarms Friday, January 28, 2011 11:40:26 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i want to get drunk xP Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
Cop in Grand Central stopped me because I look like a terrorist. Lovin this 6degree weather. http://twitpic.com/3t1bl4 Monday, January 24, 2011 11:55:02 AMTwitter for Android
Toasty outside: http://twitpic.com/3szqf2 Monday, January 24, 2011 8:33:52 AMTwitter for Android
Watchin Nat Geo... proof 9/11 was a controlled demolition. No shit. Finally some real analysis on tv other than zeitgeist and loose change Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
Damn.. Saturday, January 22, 2011 7:36:00 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Oops... Just emailed the hot sales girl regarding a DBF database format. I called it DTF... #freudianslip Friday, January 21, 2011 2:52:46 PMTwitter for Android
Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off. Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AMTwitter for Android
My coworker is blasting music @VtotheFlo style (Mirror office days). Rather obnoxious. Wednesday, January 19, 2011 7:01:05 PMTwitter for Android
Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in. Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:01:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AMTwitter for Android
Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
CubanRaul came to my desk and just handed me a Benjamin. Ill take it on a Monday morning after losing football picks all season. Sweet deal! Monday, January 17, 2011 10:54:40 AMTwitter for Android
Always wonderful when I take a day off, come back and we have 5 fewer employees working here Monday, January 17, 2011 10:04:45 AMTwitter for Android
"....some kind of eyelid device" Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:54:34 AMTwitter for Android
Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AMTwitter for Android
Keith: "Why are the flags at half mast? Ravens?" http://twitpic.com/3qfxh2 Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:30:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito yeah I went to Loyola Md yest and the Stags lost =(
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:44:14 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, there goes my money and my win in the work pool Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
When in Baltimore, Go Ravens! (Also for my office pick em) Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:34:12 PMTwitter for Android
"90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AMTwitter for Android
Bacardi owns towson right now. They have sluts with free samples, tshirts and huge asses in every bar Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:57:11 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus... the asses on these Bacardi girls. Friday, January 14, 2011 11:47:03 PMTwitter for Android
Cleary: "I should have brought the XBox" tool. Friday, January 14, 2011 9:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it? Friday, January 14, 2011 7:21:41 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd fuckin bum. Come to the inner harbor tomorrow
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, January 14, 2011 6:21:04 PMTwitter for Android
Jersey staties all the fuck over 95. Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:16 PMTwitter for Android
You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy. Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AMTwitter for Android
My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them. Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PMTwitter for Android
@MrHazel http://bit.ly/aNuGOB Thursday, January 13, 2011 3:49:16 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:53:41 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut?
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, January 10, 2011 1:16:08 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic if I use it a lot, one day max (or less)
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:45 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic when I'm working and don't use it much except texting, I am at about 60-70% by the end of the night.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
"Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AMTwitter for Android
Them too... Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah. They're threesomeable Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:57:59 AMTwitter for Android
What a pussy assed snowstorm. Friday, January 07, 2011 4:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
Put those things away. I had to struggle to actually make eye contact with you. Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Wanna pull this hunk of m7 shit outta crestwood? Or park here for the night.. christ Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:23:13 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking M7 train rocking back and forth like a topheavy shitpile Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:15:42 AMTwitter for Android
Dammit Wednesday, January 05, 2011 11:06:57 PMTwitter for Android
Omg! Sandwiches from Defonte's in Brooklyn. Sooooo nom Wednesday, January 05, 2011 12:35:10 PMTwitter for Android
Figures the new marketing/UI girl is an absolute smoke. Back to my original theory that we don't hire ugly people. Monday, January 03, 2011 2:02:29 PMTwitter for Android
There's also a really hot brunette reading. Might have a thing for smart girls. Monday, January 03, 2011 11:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
There is the cutest little kid on the train who's commenting on the names of the stations and types of trains. Reminds me of me. Monday, January 03, 2011 11:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
@waspito why should I sensor myself? I don't care. We just don't need TMI Sunday, January 02, 2011 3:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
Only one in the office on a Sunday morning. (Actually not going to say the rest of what i was thinking) Sunday, January 02, 2011 10:41:11 AMTwitter for Android
Bottomline is I love women. I'm all for womens rights. As long as a chick is hot she should be allowed to do anything a man can. Sunday, January 02, 2011 12:48:32 AMTwitter for Android
These bitches have no idea what they're missing out on... Saturday, January 01, 2011 8:41:01 PMTwitter for Android
Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AMTwitter for Android
I'm the only white dude in this joint... lol Friday, December 31, 2010 1:48:11 AMTwitter for Android
this bar's good. Whenever u go to take a piss and there's no one in there... Win. Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:20:04 PMTwitter for Android
This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android