9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I like California girls with Androids | Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:55:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking christ with this android text messaging bug..... not only did I wrongly text my dad, but thy all deleted themselves. Fuck. | Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:47:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just realized: from an outsiders point of view, my twitter is borderline disgusting | Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:21:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Glad my mom bought this shit for me... someone cares.... that being said im goin to plow the cali girl tomorrow http://t.co/y9fPHhs | Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking new york... irvington and rivington sts? Really? Can't be more original? Poor dyslexics | Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:01:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Doesn't matter... | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My lifes awesome....... but fuckin..... awful timing | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:17:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whyyyy do you live in California fml | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:15:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh god I'm in the middle of fuckin nowhere. I might not make it home tonight | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:12:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Homo drink... | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:53:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck... just got caught looking and called out hard for it. Its like im fuckin 12... | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:19:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yea, the boss isnt pleased with my one hr meeting about nothing aka just to hang with the CA office. I told him to enjoyyy | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 4:07:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This girl on the train is legit licking and deep throating this beer bottle | Tuesday, February 08, 2011 7:57:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter. | Tuesday, February 08, 2011 4:19:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg.. so hot | Tuesday, February 08, 2011 3:38:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah im getting fuckin fired this week, especially if we're all going out drinking. | Monday, February 07, 2011 12:01:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wanted: Threesome with the smokes that came in to NY from the Cali office. | Monday, February 07, 2011 11:43:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| ........gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones | Monday, February 07, 2011 2:02:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons) | Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:39:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika Yeah slash was the shit. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:23:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. | Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The dude sending the flowers with the nice rack message... Totes me. | Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:29:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten | Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:58:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad. | Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:23:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wonderful... Just when the hot Californians are coming in to the NY office this week, my nose is swolen and disfigured. Great | Sunday, February 06, 2011 2:35:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You don't go up to a Mexican in the produce section and say you won't buy basil bc it's from Mexico and you'll get sick. Christ. | Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:09:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin shame..... | Saturday, February 05, 2011 8:37:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yorel, you dog, hogging the dunks | Friday, February 04, 2011 10:29:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THAT ASS | Thursday, February 03, 2011 11:23:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Back to back smokestacks. Dayum | Wednesday, February 02, 2011 7:15:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know... train broken down in frwont if us and nnow we're going in the opposite direction for two stops. No big deal. | Wednesday, February 02, 2011 9:30:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking MTA... Im sitting on a broken down train in the middle of a fuckin tunnel | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 7:42:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Worked here for 6 months... Finally got a bathroom key | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 3:46:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am battling these fuckers at work bc I insist on using css3 rounded corners and they want to keep xrounded panel & load images. F'in waste | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 12:52:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking cuntish MTA. Can this train be any shorter. Let's just run rush hour trains with 5 cars | Monday, January 31, 2011 8:54:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:) | Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:40:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams you god damn right In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:30:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sluts.... | Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:26:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This hyperactive little Mexican needs to shut the fuck up on this train bc I can't hear the smokes phone convo. Legit needs a gag... | Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:45:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to potato sack the smoke sitting two seats in front of me on this train | Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:22:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking New Haven line.... stalled ass train clogging up my tunnels | Friday, January 28, 2011 7:47:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I shit you not, I have a client named Mehboob... lol | Friday, January 28, 2011 11:43:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking christ with these fire alarms | Friday, January 28, 2011 11:40:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Colithika: i want to get drunk xP | Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:25:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cop in Grand Central stopped me because I look like a terrorist. Lovin this 6degree weather. http://twitpic.com/3t1bl4 | Monday, January 24, 2011 11:55:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Toasty outside: http://twitpic.com/3szqf2 | Monday, January 24, 2011 8:33:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Watchin Nat Geo... proof 9/11 was a controlled demolition. No shit. Finally some real analysis on tv other than zeitgeist and loose change | Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:39:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now | Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Damn.. | Saturday, January 22, 2011 7:36:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks | Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oops... Just emailed the hot sales girl regarding a DBF database format. I called it DTF... #freudianslip | Friday, January 21, 2011 2:52:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off. | Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My coworker is blasting music @VtotheFlo style (Mirror office days). Rather obnoxious. | Wednesday, January 19, 2011 7:01:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep | Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in. | Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:01:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in | Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express | Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CubanRaul came to my desk and just handed me a Benjamin. Ill take it on a Monday morning after losing football picks all season. Sweet deal! | Monday, January 17, 2011 10:54:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Always wonderful when I take a day off, come back and we have 5 fewer employees working here | Monday, January 17, 2011 10:04:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "....some kind of eyelid device" | Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:54:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! | Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Keith: "Why are the flags at half mast? Ravens?" http://twitpic.com/3qfxh2 | Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:30:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito yeah I went to Loyola Md yest and the Stags lost =( | Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:44:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, there goes my money and my win in the work pool | Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:00:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| When in Baltimore, Go Ravens! (Also for my office pick em) | Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:34:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" | Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bacardi owns towson right now. They have sluts with free samples, tshirts and huge asses in every bar | Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:57:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus... the asses on these Bacardi girls. | Friday, January 14, 2011 11:47:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cleary: "I should have brought the XBox" tool. | Friday, January 14, 2011 9:26:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it? | Friday, January 14, 2011 7:21:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd fuckin bum. Come to the inner harbor tomorrow | Friday, January 14, 2011 6:21:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jersey staties all the fuck over 95. | Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy. | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them. | Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MrHazel http://bit.ly/aNuGOB | Thursday, January 13, 2011 3:49:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me | Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:53:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut? In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Monday, January 10, 2011 1:16:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic if I use it a lot, one day max (or less) | Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic when I'm working and don't use it much except texting, I am at about 60-70% by the end of the night. | Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" | Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Them too... | Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah. They're threesomeable | Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:57:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What a pussy assed snowstorm. | Friday, January 07, 2011 4:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Put those things away. I had to struggle to actually make eye contact with you. | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:55:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wanna pull this hunk of m7 shit outta crestwood? Or park here for the night.. christ | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:23:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking M7 train rocking back and forth like a topheavy shitpile | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:15:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dammit | Wednesday, January 05, 2011 11:06:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg! Sandwiches from Defonte's in Brooklyn. Sooooo nom | Wednesday, January 05, 2011 12:35:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Figures the new marketing/UI girl is an absolute smoke. Back to my original theory that we don't hire ugly people. | Monday, January 03, 2011 2:02:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's also a really hot brunette reading. Might have a thing for smart girls. | Monday, January 03, 2011 11:41:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There is the cutest little kid on the train who's commenting on the names of the stations and types of trains. Reminds me of me. | Monday, January 03, 2011 11:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @waspito why should I sensor myself? I don't care. We just don't need TMI | Sunday, January 02, 2011 3:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only one in the office on a Sunday morning. (Actually not going to say the rest of what i was thinking) | Sunday, January 02, 2011 10:41:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bottomline is I love women. I'm all for womens rights. As long as a chick is hot she should be allowed to do anything a man can. | Sunday, January 02, 2011 12:48:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These bitches have no idea what they're missing out on... | Saturday, January 01, 2011 8:41:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same | Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm the only white dude in this joint... lol | Friday, December 31, 2010 1:48:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| this bar's good. Whenever u go to take a piss and there's no one in there... Win. | Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:20:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen | Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PM | Twitter for Android |