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My dad: "oo college softball. More interesting than the Mets" Friday, April 01, 2011 8:37:58 PMTwitter for Android
I'll take onebof those. K thx. Friday, April 01, 2011 7:48:54 PMTwitter for Android
Ok who's the dick... http://t.co/JfYpRau Friday, April 01, 2011 10:03:33 AMTwitter for Android
Decided to play the same angry birds level over again. Got 3,000 higher score beeshes. I can't lose tonight. Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:09:26 PMTwitter for Android
Anothee one! Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:06:15 PMTwitter for Android
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches. Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
Why is this cocksucking train so crowded Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:31:38 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell are we havig an earthquake? Thursday, March 31, 2011 5:54:21 PMTwitter for Android
I'd rather be iin the Bronx right now... Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:39:02 PMTwitter for Android
They're trying to get me to configure IIS in german... so lost... Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:42:53 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams I know exactly where libya is. Same shit.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:49 PMTwitter for Android
Picture me carying a big giant box and unlocking the door with my access card in my shirt pocket by shoving my chest into the reader. Awk.. Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:04 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2011 7:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
God damn right you're gonna smile at me sweetie. I'm that hot Monday, March 28, 2011 7:01:16 PMTwitter for Android
Enough... so lame. Sunday, March 27, 2011 1:08:01 AMTwitter for Android
Just completely unplugged everything in my room #EarthHour Saturday, March 26, 2011 8:33:50 PMTwitter for Android
Multiple higher ups from work now follow me on foursquare. This probably isn't good (*packs bags*) Friday, March 25, 2011 12:25:26 AMTwitter for Android
Aww poor duke cheerleeder all sad after her team lost. So hot. I'll cheer you up slut. Friday, March 25, 2011 12:01:30 AMTwitter for Android
Omg threesome with those two sales girls please? Thursday, March 24, 2011 8:58:58 PMTwitter for Android
The Russian after taking a shot of Vodka: "wtf is this. is like water" Thursday, March 24, 2011 7:56:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fucking cock sucking slutbreath Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:06:45 PMTwitter for Android
Just looked in the mirror. I'd do me. Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:37:36 PMTwitter for Android
I really don't understand how its possible for someone to be that fucking perfect. Don't work here. The talent agency is downstairs Monday, March 21, 2011 3:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
Happy spring. Now enjoy your snow. Monday, March 21, 2011 8:35:58 AMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic Right now, yes. Its legit fast. But I don't like htc sense. Im waiting for others.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, March 20, 2011 7:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
I love my sisterrr Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:44:48 AMTwitter for Android
Old man straight up killing it on the dance floor... legit Friday, March 18, 2011 10:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
I'd totes be down for a threesome with those sisters.... Friday, March 18, 2011 10:16:25 PMTwitter for Android
"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one. Friday, March 18, 2011 8:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone... Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
@peso_de_fuego Wasn't joking. Saw it with my own eyes.
In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet
Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:09:08 PMTwitter for Android
Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not. Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:02:35 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:55:04 AMTwitter for Android
Roasty toasty here in NY. 56 degrees? Almost spring. Wednesday, March 16, 2011 4:35:52 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet Wednesday, March 16, 2011 9:18:30 AMTwitter for Android
Nevermind. Christ that almost gave me a heart attack. Woo go stags Tuesday, March 15, 2011 11:01:50 PMTwitter for Android
Fuuuuuuck looks like needham just lost the game for the stags Tuesday, March 15, 2011 10:59:34 PMTwitter for Android
Gave up alcohol for lent. Then started shaking. God doesn't want me sick, right? Heading out drinking. ENJOYYYY Saturday, March 12, 2011 9:49:05 PMTwitter for Android
Someone needs to get this support girl out of CA and to NY. And into my potato sack Friday, March 11, 2011 5:45:19 PMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa... my router is off... how the fuck am I networked on a LAN? Friday, March 11, 2011 2:28:35 AMTwitter for Android
NOOOOO. Mike Starr :( Wednesday, March 09, 2011 10:40:33 AMTwitter for Android
Omg these Russians.... I think I'm still drunk. Can't. Handle them... Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:40:22 AMTwitter for Android
Be restful. Use JSON, not SOAP Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 exactly!
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:20:03 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my... I M. Not going to makw it with these russians and rheir vodka... Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:22:19 PMTwitter for Android
Figures. The Russians just whipped out the biggest bottle of vodka I've ever seen post work Tuesday, March 08, 2011 7:27:16 PMTwitter for Android
#winning Sunday, March 06, 2011 4:06:39 AMTwitter for Android
#winning http://t.co/7UK403V Saturday, March 05, 2011 8:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Stags .... winning. #maac Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:15:46 PMTwitter for Android
Great asses on the Marist dance team... Find me at the Holiday Inn rm 520. #winning Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:55:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin. Double standard Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:55:22 AMTwitter for Android
It's not that my alcoholism returned this weekend, it's just that I'm winning... Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah... road beers.... Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:21:07 AMTwitter for Android
This is gonna get shitsky :-) Friday, March 04, 2011 9:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
After borrowing and using the work iPod touch for the past week, I honestly like Android better than iOS... Thursday, March 03, 2011 2:28:34 AMTwitter for Android
I'll take one of those... Wednesday, March 02, 2011 7:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic I made friends with my IT guy. He knew if he didn't I'd be an abuser. Smart man. Also gave me admin or else... lol
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, February 28, 2011 9:25:38 PMTwitter for Android
Kind of hard to do work at a cloud based software company if your internet is 56k and i get a 2000ms ping to google. So I'm boycotting work Monday, February 28, 2011 10:25:50 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Ryan Rossiter looks like a rat goofball Friday, February 25, 2011 8:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic just puked a little
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:06:52 PMTwitter for Android
Not in a good mood right now. Sick, tons of shit to do and they took the ipod touch back. Tuesday, February 22, 2011 11:33:00 AMTwitter for Android
'You know how dey do that at the black church' Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:05:11 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam did I miss something? Did Twitter block Twidroyd?
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:39:21 AMTwitter for Android
These bread guys in the a&p are fuckin hysterical. Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:37:23 AMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. Shake shack line is like 2 miles long Friday, February 18, 2011 5:32:46 PMTwitter for Android
Its like 60 outside. Roasty toasty. If I don't see naked asses out in the park, I'll complain loudly. Friday, February 18, 2011 2:22:27 PMTwitter for Android
She brought it. Thats how I roll Thursday, February 17, 2011 7:42:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
This confirms my theory that all women are whores. Thursday, February 17, 2011 5:55:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fuuuuuuuuck back at work. Can I drink more pls? Thursday, February 17, 2011 5:17:00 PMTwitter for Android
Cowworker texts me she's at lunch and needs help with her bartab. I bolted my office. Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:29:57 PMTwitter for Android
I love it when Raul from downstairs just strolls up and hands me money from football bets I did't remember winning. I can get used to this. Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
This ugly ass asian's ginormous dome is blocking my view of the hot redhead Wednesday, February 16, 2011 7:45:07 PMTwitter for Android
I'm onsite with a client. I'd totally ruin this lifeguard. Sooooo hot. Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:33:59 AMTwitter for Android
If Android existed back in the days of the Pipe and Cane High Society Club... http://t.co/ktqxRL8 Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
Just Androidified myself. He's so cute. http://t.co/5KXOcSm Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:10:18 AMTwitter for Android
Pw is "lol" no quotes. Really secure. Not even funny, but its about work Monday, February 14, 2011 7:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Txt/pm me for the pw so i don't get fired Monday, February 14, 2011 5:36:45 PMTwitter for Android
How wet are all those sluts standing behind bieber right now? Sunday, February 13, 2011 9:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
I'm actually watching the Grammys with an 89 year old baller. His commenrs are priceless Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:08:26 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ. Someone put a sock in Christina Agulera's socket. Sounds like a dude. Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:05:40 PMTwitter for Android
New twitter for android fuckin sucks. The pull down refresh needs to be pulled down too far before it refreshes. Not responsive enough. Sunday, February 13, 2011 1:22:10 AMTwitter for Android
It's a bad version of chris cornell Saturday, February 12, 2011 9:01:46 PMTwitter for Android
Actually I take that back... Saturday, February 12, 2011 8:33:19 PMTwitter for Android
Bro... bro... its not even 9am and there's a guy drinking on the train. The f mang? Friday, February 11, 2011 8:52:31 AMTwitter for Android
One day, it'll snow on the equator... Friday, February 11, 2011 2:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
Yup.. get home at 2am... leave for work at 8am... I am so not used to partying... Friday, February 11, 2011 2:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
Such a bunch of bullshit. Id bet every penny i own she blew the fuck o... welp he just walked out she had to Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Is this serious? There's like... a slut jerking off the train conductor in the conductor booth right now... I just awk'd them out... Friday, February 11, 2011 1:20:15 AMTwitter for Android
Fears and lies for answers. You and open flames. God knows I'm gone. I just want you to come on down Friday, February 11, 2011 12:58:04 AMTwitter for Android
I feel for you sweetie... the classic third wheel. Poor thing. Friday, February 11, 2011 12:51:47 AMTwitter for Android
In a good way Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:17:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin.... fuck my life. Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:16:54 PMTwitter for Android