9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| My dad: "oo college softball. More interesting than the Mets" | Friday, April 01, 2011 8:37:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'll take onebof those. K thx. | Friday, April 01, 2011 7:48:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok who's the dick... http://t.co/JfYpRau | Friday, April 01, 2011 10:03:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Decided to play the same angry birds level over again. Got 3,000 higher score beeshes. I can't lose tonight. | Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:09:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anothee one! | Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:06:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... | Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches. | Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:38:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is this cocksucking train so crowded | Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:31:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell are we havig an earthquake? | Thursday, March 31, 2011 5:54:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd rather be iin the Bronx right now... | Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:39:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They're trying to get me to configure IIS in german... so lost... | Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:42:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams I know exactly where libya is. Same shit. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Picture me carying a big giant box and unlocking the door with my access card in my shirt pocket by shoving my chest into the reader. Awk.. | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times | Monday, March 28, 2011 7:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God damn right you're gonna smile at me sweetie. I'm that hot | Monday, March 28, 2011 7:01:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Enough... so lame. | Sunday, March 27, 2011 1:08:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just completely unplugged everything in my room #EarthHour | Saturday, March 26, 2011 8:33:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Multiple higher ups from work now follow me on foursquare. This probably isn't good (*packs bags*) | Friday, March 25, 2011 12:25:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Aww poor duke cheerleeder all sad after her team lost. So hot. I'll cheer you up slut. | Friday, March 25, 2011 12:01:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg threesome with those two sales girls please? | Thursday, March 24, 2011 8:58:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Russian after taking a shot of Vodka: "wtf is this. is like water" | Thursday, March 24, 2011 7:56:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. | Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fucking cock sucking slutbreath | Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:06:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just looked in the mirror. I'd do me. | Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:37:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really don't understand how its possible for someone to be that fucking perfect. Don't work here. The talent agency is downstairs | Monday, March 21, 2011 3:30:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy spring. Now enjoy your snow. | Monday, March 21, 2011 8:35:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic Right now, yes. Its legit fast. But I don't like htc sense. Im waiting for others. | Sunday, March 20, 2011 7:40:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... | Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. | Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love my sisterrr | Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:44:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Old man straight up killing it on the dance floor... legit | Friday, March 18, 2011 10:29:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd totes be down for a threesome with those sisters.... | Friday, March 18, 2011 10:16:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one. | Friday, March 18, 2011 8:26:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone... | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @peso_de_fuego Wasn't joking. Saw it with my own eyes. In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet | Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:09:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not. | Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:02:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:55:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Roasty toasty here in NY. 56 degrees? Almost spring. | Wednesday, March 16, 2011 4:35:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet | Wednesday, March 16, 2011 9:18:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Nevermind. Christ that almost gave me a heart attack. Woo go stags | Tuesday, March 15, 2011 11:01:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuuuuuuck looks like needham just lost the game for the stags | Tuesday, March 15, 2011 10:59:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gave up alcohol for lent. Then started shaking. God doesn't want me sick, right? Heading out drinking. ENJOYYYY | Saturday, March 12, 2011 9:49:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone needs to get this support girl out of CA and to NY. And into my potato sack | Friday, March 11, 2011 5:45:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa. Whoa. Whoa... my router is off... how the fuck am I networked on a LAN? | Friday, March 11, 2011 2:28:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| NOOOOO. Mike Starr :( | Wednesday, March 09, 2011 10:40:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg these Russians.... I think I'm still drunk. Can't. Handle them... | Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:40:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Be restful. Use JSON, not SOAP | Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:03:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 exactly! In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:20:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my... I M. Not going to makw it with these russians and rheir vodka... | Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:22:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Figures. The Russians just whipped out the biggest bottle of vodka I've ever seen post work | Tuesday, March 08, 2011 7:27:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #winning | Sunday, March 06, 2011 4:06:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| #winning http://t.co/7UK403V | Saturday, March 05, 2011 8:28:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @tomwcleary: Stags .... winning. #maac | Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:15:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great asses on the Marist dance team... Find me at the Holiday Inn rm 520. #winning | Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:55:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin. Double standard | Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:55:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's not that my alcoholism returned this weekend, it's just that I'm winning... | Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:28:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah... road beers.... | Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:21:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is gonna get shitsky :-) | Friday, March 04, 2011 9:20:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| After borrowing and using the work iPod touch for the past week, I honestly like Android better than iOS... | Thursday, March 03, 2011 2:28:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'll take one of those... | Wednesday, March 02, 2011 7:50:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic I made friends with my IT guy. He knew if he didn't I'd be an abuser. Smart man. Also gave me admin or else... lol | Monday, February 28, 2011 9:25:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Kind of hard to do work at a cloud based software company if your internet is 56k and i get a 2000ms ping to google. So I'm boycotting work | Monday, February 28, 2011 10:25:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... | Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ryan Rossiter looks like a rat goofball | Friday, February 25, 2011 8:36:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic just puked a little | Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:06:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not in a good mood right now. Sick, tons of shit to do and they took the ipod touch back. | Tuesday, February 22, 2011 11:33:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 'You know how dey do that at the black church' | Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:05:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam did I miss something? Did Twitter block Twidroyd? In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:39:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These bread guys in the a&p are fuckin hysterical. | Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:37:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit. Shake shack line is like 2 miles long | Friday, February 18, 2011 5:32:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its like 60 outside. Roasty toasty. If I don't see naked asses out in the park, I'll complain loudly. | Friday, February 18, 2011 2:22:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| She brought it. Thats how I roll | Thursday, February 17, 2011 7:42:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. | Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This confirms my theory that all women are whores. | Thursday, February 17, 2011 5:55:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuuuuuuuuck back at work. Can I drink more pls? | Thursday, February 17, 2011 5:17:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cowworker texts me she's at lunch and needs help with her bartab. I bolted my office. | Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:29:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love it when Raul from downstairs just strolls up and hands me money from football bets I did't remember winning. I can get used to this. | Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:01:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This ugly ass asian's ginormous dome is blocking my view of the hot redhead | Wednesday, February 16, 2011 7:45:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm onsite with a client. I'd totally ruin this lifeguard. Sooooo hot. | Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:33:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If Android existed back in the days of the Pipe and Cane High Society Club... http://t.co/ktqxRL8 | Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:16:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just Androidified myself. He's so cute. http://t.co/5KXOcSm | Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:10:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pw is "lol" no quotes. Really secure. Not even funny, but its about work | Monday, February 14, 2011 7:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Txt/pm me for the pw so i don't get fired | Monday, February 14, 2011 5:36:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How wet are all those sluts standing behind bieber right now? | Sunday, February 13, 2011 9:07:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm actually watching the Grammys with an 89 year old baller. His commenrs are priceless | Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:08:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus christ. Someone put a sock in Christina Agulera's socket. Sounds like a dude. | Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:05:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New twitter for android fuckin sucks. The pull down refresh needs to be pulled down too far before it refreshes. Not responsive enough. | Sunday, February 13, 2011 1:22:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's a bad version of chris cornell | Saturday, February 12, 2011 9:01:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Actually I take that back... | Saturday, February 12, 2011 8:33:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bro... bro... its not even 9am and there's a guy drinking on the train. The f mang? | Friday, February 11, 2011 8:52:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| One day, it'll snow on the equator... | Friday, February 11, 2011 2:12:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yup.. get home at 2am... leave for work at 8am... I am so not used to partying... | Friday, February 11, 2011 2:00:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Such a bunch of bullshit. Id bet every penny i own she blew the fuck o... welp he just walked out she had to | Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Is this serious? There's like... a slut jerking off the train conductor in the conductor booth right now... I just awk'd them out... | Friday, February 11, 2011 1:20:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fears and lies for answers. You and open flames. God knows I'm gone. I just want you to come on down | Friday, February 11, 2011 12:58:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel for you sweetie... the classic third wheel. Poor thing. | Friday, February 11, 2011 12:51:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| In a good way | Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:17:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin.... fuck my life. | Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:16:54 PM | Twitter for Android |