9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a. | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Hate you... In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:17:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm. Some flat iron. http://twitpic.com/3kmx5c | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:38:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:34:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh noes! I don't learn. Drank the office coffe again. This is gonna get shitsky... | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:43:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Adult snow day (aka working from home) | Monday, December 27, 2010 9:33:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Here comes the snow! | Sunday, December 26, 2010 10:31:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit | Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fact: The taralli I made tonight are nom. Bet you can't tell the difference between mine and a little old Italian lady. I bake like a boss | Friday, December 24, 2010 11:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So Jesus, Hitler and Brock walk into a bar... | Friday, December 24, 2010 1:18:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN | Friday, December 24, 2010 12:49:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece | Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:23:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 2:38:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I still have a job here after Friday's party? | Monday, December 20, 2010 9:40:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes | Saturday, December 18, 2010 9:47:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. | Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Need some more beers in this bitch | Friday, December 17, 2010 8:58:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, December 17, 2010 2:22:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. | Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold? | Friday, December 17, 2010 12:36:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red | Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This girl is so dumb at computers, its cute and I just about want to potato sack her right now. | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:55:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams I know the difference between a snowblowe and a leaf blower. It was a leaf blower foo In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:57:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Galic bread w/ fresh extra virgin olive oil & basil, roasted string beans, golden brown potatoes, pork loin, homemade chicken soup. omnomnom | Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:50:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bacon, eggs and fresh coffee at the mover's. Plus pork loin and pasta later. Lovin it. | Sunday, December 12, 2010 10:19:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Droid ota update is here and I can't get it because I rooted n f'ed w/ it. I'd need to wipe my phone. But angry birds is preventing this | Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:44:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella it's senior year. F finals. You have something to do, do it. I lied my way out of moving many finals so I could party instead. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 09, 2010 6:37:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This client is rather cuntish | Thursday, December 09, 2010 3:50:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I'm an electrician. The lights go on... You're good at your job. The house stays dark... You should have been a plumber." | Wednesday, December 08, 2010 2:32:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Black or asian?..." "brown" | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:35:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I highly recommend drinking with your boss. You'll learn a lot | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:23:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train squeaks worse than a pack of rats fucking | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:07:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Not only are there no seats on this train, this coughing bitch decides to stand near me | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:03:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 ur tweet is so hammered no idea what u mean | Saturday, December 04, 2010 1:14:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm. I'd go for them two right now (yes talking like someone from the 1920s) | Friday, December 03, 2010 11:31:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd also go for the one staring at me... if I had a legit pad.... would be better | Friday, December 03, 2010 10:42:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dibs on this bouncing bitch | Friday, December 03, 2010 10:19:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lots of bugs. Late at work. Then mad beers | Friday, December 03, 2010 8:25:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow. | Friday, December 03, 2010 2:31:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just looked over and saw something wonderful.... | Friday, December 03, 2010 2:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolute bombshell in this elevator. | Thursday, December 02, 2010 7:06:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would have made this fuckin train if this crippled cunt on the steps walked faster | Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:44:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I like that. | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:23:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why am I such a not lightweight. I had lke 5 beers and sake and I'm fine n peeps at work are rippin on me | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 9:41:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed. | Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:25:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Awwww. You look so sad. Its cute. Don't be | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:15:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk train!!!!!! | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:01:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also redheads. Dibs | Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:21:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I appreciate how much people stalk me | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| That is unnecessary you stupid bitch | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Emma watsons got noting on this broad. Id recast her in a heartbeat | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:12:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is like borderline hottest person I've ever seen in my life before. Like she's so hott, I respect her too much to potato sack her. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:08:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender | Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hotter bartenders. I've never seen any others | Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:05:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fam.. we talk about babboons who drink their own breast milk. We're normal... | Friday, November 26, 2010 11:29:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams don't get that. Ill tell you why later. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:52:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito yeah f white plains. Burger places close before 12 on a Saturday night. Not a legit city. | Monday, November 22, 2010 4:45:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu | Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cut out the pda before I shove the two of youse onto the fuckin tracks for the 6 train to handle | Monday, November 22, 2010 9:39:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg so many slutsss on this train. Id get with like 20 of em | Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:30:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. | Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hah epic. Just ran into the it guy while tweeting this. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shhhh. Don't tell the IT guys, but my work computer runs 300x better since I uninstalled my antivirus. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin guy crams himself in a seat next to me when there's a three seater open across the way. Fuckin christ. | Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:43:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake, can these bugs go away? And moron clients? | Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:05:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ | Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lmfao. There's a bro air boxing in Madison Squaqre Park | Monday, November 15, 2010 4:39:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed | Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An Irish Jew? | Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! | Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I stand by my red stripe girl. | Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:57:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Needs more sluts | Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:08:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need another beer. Or 6 | Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:12:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 I approve of your tweet | Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls | Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio loves Peroni girls | Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:40:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So I heard they have beer hete | Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:20:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fucking clients who can't set up their god damn fucking receipt printers. Now I have a 9am call on a Saturday with these fuckers | Friday, November 12, 2010 6:12:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just cleared a load of built up tasks at work. Now going smokeshow hunting in madison square park | Friday, November 12, 2010 3:55:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. | Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Air raids in this office | Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars | Thursday, November 11, 2010 8:55:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It fuckin snowed on long island? Where's my snow. I want snow! | Monday, November 08, 2010 4:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again.. | Monday, November 08, 2010 3:21:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 47 degrees, sunny, fall foliage - perfect for a bike ride. | Sunday, November 07, 2010 1:42:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hooters: we don't hire any ugly bitches | Saturday, November 06, 2010 6:13:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol @ dirty jersey. A sign: "smoking permitted while playing. - NJ smoke free air act n.j.s.a 26:3D-55" makes no sense... | Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:09:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So jealous of these 4 bombshells checking into this hotel with two 30s. No room invite for me? | Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:05:05 PM | Twitter for Android |