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I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a. Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous
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Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Hate you...
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:17:12 PMTwitter for Android
Mmmm. Some flat iron. http://twitpic.com/3kmx5c Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:38:50 PMTwitter for Android
Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:34:22 PMTwitter for Android
Oh noes! I don't learn. Drank the office coffe again. This is gonna get shitsky... Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:43:20 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AMTwitter for Android
Adult snow day (aka working from home) Monday, December 27, 2010 9:33:58 AMTwitter for Android
Here comes the snow! Sunday, December 26, 2010 10:31:51 AMTwitter for Android
Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
Fact: The taralli I made tonight are nom. Bet you can't tell the difference between mine and a little old Italian lady. I bake like a boss Friday, December 24, 2010 11:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
So Jesus, Hitler and Brock walk into a bar... Friday, December 24, 2010 1:18:30 AMTwitter for Android
Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN Friday, December 24, 2010 12:49:56 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:23:03 PMTwitter for Android
You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station. Thursday, December 23, 2010 2:38:39 AMTwitter for Android
I still have a job here after Friday's party? Monday, December 20, 2010 9:40:43 AMTwitter for Android
Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes Saturday, December 18, 2010 9:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PMTwitter for Android
Need some more beers in this bitch Friday, December 17, 2010 8:58:09 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point
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Friday, December 17, 2010 2:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PMTwitter for Android
Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold? Friday, December 17, 2010 12:36:46 PMTwitter for Android
I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39:28 PMTwitter for Android
This girl is so dumb at computers, its cute and I just about want to potato sack her right now. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:55:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams I know the difference between a snowblowe and a leaf blower. It was a leaf blower foo
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:57:19 PMTwitter for Android
Galic bread w/ fresh extra virgin olive oil & basil, roasted string beans, golden brown potatoes, pork loin, homemade chicken soup. omnomnom Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:50:50 PMTwitter for Android
Bacon, eggs and fresh coffee at the mover's. Plus pork loin and pasta later. Lovin it. Sunday, December 12, 2010 10:19:04 AMTwitter for Android
Droid ota update is here and I can't get it because I rooted n f'ed w/ it. I'd need to wipe my phone. But angry birds is preventing this Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:44:29 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella it's senior year. F finals. You have something to do, do it. I lied my way out of moving many finals so I could party instead.
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Thursday, December 09, 2010 6:37:34 PMTwitter for Android
This client is rather cuntish Thursday, December 09, 2010 3:50:00 PMTwitter for Android
"I'm an electrician. The lights go on... You're good at your job. The house stays dark... You should have been a plumber." Wednesday, December 08, 2010 2:32:37 AMTwitter for Android
"Black or asian?..." "brown" Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:35:55 PMTwitter for Android
"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
I highly recommend drinking with your boss. You'll learn a lot Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:23:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PMTwitter for Android
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
This train squeaks worse than a pack of rats fucking Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:07:46 AMTwitter for Android
Not only are there no seats on this train, this coughing bitch decides to stand near me Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:03:47 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 ur tweet is so hammered no idea what u mean
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Saturday, December 04, 2010 1:14:53 AMTwitter for Android
Mmmm. I'd go for them two right now (yes talking like someone from the 1920s) Friday, December 03, 2010 11:31:32 PMTwitter for Android
I'd also go for the one staring at me... if I had a legit pad.... would be better Friday, December 03, 2010 10:42:25 PMTwitter for Android
Dibs on this bouncing bitch Friday, December 03, 2010 10:19:38 PMTwitter for Android
Lots of bugs. Late at work. Then mad beers Friday, December 03, 2010 8:25:38 PMTwitter for Android
Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow. Friday, December 03, 2010 2:31:32 PMTwitter for Android
Just looked over and saw something wonderful.... Friday, December 03, 2010 2:30:53 PMTwitter for Android
Absolute bombshell in this elevator. Thursday, December 02, 2010 7:06:45 PMTwitter for Android
Would have made this fuckin train if this crippled cunt on the steps walked faster Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:44:42 AMTwitter for Android
I like that. Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
Why am I such a not lightweight. I had lke 5 beers and sake and I'm fine n peeps at work are rippin on me Tuesday, November 30, 2010 9:41:15 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed. Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PMTwitter for Android
Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:25:16 AMTwitter for Android
Awwww. You look so sad. Its cute. Don't be Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:15:22 AMTwitter for Android
Drunk train!!!!!! Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:01:36 AMTwitter for Android
Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AMTwitter for Android
Also redheads. Dibs Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:21:37 AMTwitter for Android
I appreciate how much people stalk me Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AMTwitter for Android
That is unnecessary you stupid bitch Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AMTwitter for Android
Emma watsons got noting on this broad. Id recast her in a heartbeat Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:12:15 AMTwitter for Android
Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it. Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AMTwitter for Android
This is like borderline hottest person I've ever seen in my life before. Like she's so hott, I respect her too much to potato sack her. Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:08:28 AMTwitter for Android
Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Hotter bartenders. I've never seen any others Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:05:53 PMTwitter for Android
My fam.. we talk about babboons who drink their own breast milk. We're normal... Friday, November 26, 2010 11:29:37 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams don't get that. Ill tell you why later.
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Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito yeah f white plains. Burger places close before 12 on a Saturday night. Not a legit city.
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Monday, November 22, 2010 4:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AMTwitter for Android
Cut out the pda before I shove the two of youse onto the fuckin tracks for the 6 train to handle Monday, November 22, 2010 9:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Omg so many slutsss on this train. Id get with like 20 of em Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:30:50 AMTwitter for Android
Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Hah epic. Just ran into the it guy while tweeting this. Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:56 PMTwitter for Android
Shhhh. Don't tell the IT guys, but my work computer runs 300x better since I uninstalled my antivirus. Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:13 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin guy crams himself in a seat next to me when there's a three seater open across the way. Fuckin christ. Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake, can these bugs go away? And moron clients? Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:05:25 PMTwitter for Android
Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao. There's a bro air boxing in Madison Squaqre Park Monday, November 15, 2010 4:39:01 PMTwitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AMTwitter for Android
An Irish Jew? Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:43:38 PMTwitter for Android
Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
I stand by my red stripe girl. Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:57:18 PMTwitter for Android
Needs more sluts Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
I need another beer. Or 6 Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:12:45 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I approve of your tweet
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio loves Peroni girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:40:31 PMTwitter for Android
So I heard they have beer hete Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:20:06 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fucking clients who can't set up their god damn fucking receipt printers. Now I have a 9am call on a Saturday with these fuckers Friday, November 12, 2010 6:12:24 PMTwitter for Android
Just cleared a load of built up tasks at work. Now going smokeshow hunting in madison square park Friday, November 12, 2010 3:55:15 PMTwitter for Android
First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
Air raids in this office Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars Thursday, November 11, 2010 8:55:02 AMTwitter for Android
It fuckin snowed on long island? Where's my snow. I want snow! Monday, November 08, 2010 4:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again.. Monday, November 08, 2010 3:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
47 degrees, sunny, fall foliage - perfect for a bike ride. Sunday, November 07, 2010 1:42:29 PMTwitter for Android
Hooters: we don't hire any ugly bitches Saturday, November 06, 2010 6:13:27 PMTwitter for Android
Lol @ dirty jersey. A sign: "smoking permitted while playing. - NJ smoke free air act n.j.s.a 26:3D-55" makes no sense... Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:09:39 PMTwitter for Android
So jealous of these 4 bombshells checking into this hotel with two 30s. No room invite for me? Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:05:05 PMTwitter for Android