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Jeez... my tweets Saturday, November 06, 2010 8:39:16 AMTwitter for Android
Oh.. fuck my lifeb right now... Saturday, November 06, 2010 1:40:14 AMTwitter for Android
Mad exxercise yo Saturday, November 06, 2010 12:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
I suck ass at new york city Friday, November 05, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't expect that firm of an ass from a whory ass slut Friday, November 05, 2010 10:33:56 PMTwitter for Android
God dammt remind me to have more singles next time I'm at the bar. Big bills blow Friday, November 05, 2010 9:14:46 PMTwitter for Android
80s night? Friday, November 05, 2010 8:19:19 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic build. If its dedicated to 2 tasks, you can build a decent one for like $300
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Thursday, November 04, 2010 2:20:23 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out... Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:16:19 AMTwitter for Android
My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef! Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:11:35 PMTwitter for Android
Om nom nom. And I'm not talking about my dunkinsa Tuesday, November 02, 2010 5:26:35 PMTwitter for Android
And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless Tuesday, November 02, 2010 4:38:40 PMTwitter for Android
Even though last Friday was code freeze, almost none of you are frozen Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:40:09 PMTwitter for Android
48 degrees outside and I just had to get a coolatta because they put the heat on 78 in this office. Roasting in here Monday, November 01, 2010 5:41:35 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. Jasmineeeeeeee! Best costume ever Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
Omgomgomgomg nyc pizza. Nom. Almost as delicious as the bunnies and kittens in this office Friday, October 29, 2010 12:47:23 PMTwitter for Android
Here kitty kitty kitty. I hate cats, but not around halloween. In the same league as bunnies. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:26:44 PMTwitter for Android
Everyones dressed up in the office for halloween. I kind of have a thing for bunnies Friday, October 29, 2010 10:23:15 AMTwitter for Android
Now please excuse me while I vomit all over the tracks. Friday, October 29, 2010 8:01:20 AMTwitter for Android
See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ. Friday, October 29, 2010 7:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55:35 AMTwitter for Android
Mo money., mo.... alcohol Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:37:06 PMTwitter for Android
Would be fuckin wonderful right now if the ny weather was like 20 degrees cooler and this train wasnt hot as sac Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:10:20 PMTwitter for Android
I approve of drinking with the CEO Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
Just looked at my reflection on my second computer at my desk and couldnt help but notice how hot I am. Wednesday, October 27, 2010 12:12:49 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck did I expect... Someone like that would actually be available? Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:04:24 AMTwitter for Android
6 train needed some new brakes. Christ Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:35:01 AMTwitter for Android
Whatever slut just got kicked off w/e gay ass dancing show my moms watchin on ABC is a fuckin smoke Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... Tuesday, October 26, 2010 5:29:46 PMTwitter for Android
God dammit.... Tuesday, October 26, 2010 5:25:46 PMTwitter for Android
Our new marketing girl... Jesus Christ. That is all. Monday, October 25, 2010 7:07:04 PMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Favre never should have comeback. What an awful year for him. Monday, October 25, 2010 2:20:12 PMTwitter for Android
Wooo. Phillis lost! Philliessuck dick Saturday, October 23, 2010 11:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a dan I got u username wrong bc its complicated as fuck u ass Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary the rippin and the tearing Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
Heading to fairfield! Friday, October 22, 2010 9:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
Just hit a huge ass bump on the train. We lose a wheel? Hit a pothole on the track? Friday, October 22, 2010 7:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
I want to kidnap you in a potato sack Friday, October 22, 2010 4:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
Just epic failed at texting. 2 wrong text and copied and pasted wrong Friday, October 22, 2010 11:32:34 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute fucking bombshell. You don't even understand Thursday, October 21, 2010 5:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
@plasma2002 I
t's good. Multiplayers a little glitched. Big update Halloween
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:27:51 PMTwitter for Android
Weird. My iPod is playing one song but displaying another one. And its counter is moving too Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:25:38 PMTwitter for Android
Will the motherless Rangers stop scoring in the 1st inning? Is that so hard to ask? Monday, October 18, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 too bad verizons new droid phones suck. They put bloated software and sense/motoblur. The G2 looks legit. Too bad that's on TMobile.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Monday, October 18, 2010 7:42:22 PMTwitter for Android
Dat ass. Walkin east on 23rd st Monday, October 18, 2010 4:54:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to god... my football picks get worse every week. Sunday, October 17, 2010 4:22:18 PMTwitter for Android
Watchin the Giants on Fox because I can. Sucks to your assmar, Cablevision peeps. Sunday, October 17, 2010 2:01:28 PMTwitter for Android
Dat ass x 10... damn Sunday, October 17, 2010 11:44:30 AMTwitter for Android
Drinkin brooklyn weiss n yans tyin it. Lovin life Friday, October 15, 2010 11:10:37 PMTwitter for Android
Josh hamilton you junkie mother fucker. You didn't overdose yet? 3 run homer? Fuck yaself. Great start CC... Friday, October 15, 2010 8:22:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
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Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Where's this cocksucking 6 train? I never wait this long Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:16:41 PMTwitter for Android
I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:14:06 PMTwitter for Android
I just bombed my fuckin cubicle. No one better come within 15 ft of me. Christ Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:02:47 PMTwitter for Android
Today, I just spent 40 minutes investigating a bug I filed last week and totally forgot about. FML. Thursday, October 14, 2010 4:12:22 PMTwitter for Android
Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PMTwitter for Android
Ah you're forgiven. Sick as a dog and miserable. That explains it Wednesday, October 13, 2010 4:32:30 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PMTwitter for Android
I like your dog. And your ass through them shorts Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:27:17 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:00:33 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic The Moto Droid is laggy as hell recently. Must not be powerful enough for 2.2
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010 2:45:40 PMTwitter for Android
@KeriAHarrison Nope. No awesome karma. Just a regular, ordinary, 24 hour day. Means nothing
In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet
Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:54:15 PMTwitter for Android
43 degrees, new moon, so thousands of stars, Jupiter's bright tonight, saw a meteor. Lovin life (almost) Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:54:58 AMTwitter for Android
I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:20:09 AMTwitter for Android
What I probably shouldn't be doing at work: Having a staring contest with our bugtracker mascot http://bit.ly/dfEOf9 (I always win) Friday, October 08, 2010 4:00:49 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
Why is there a fucking clown in my office? Wednesday, October 06, 2010 5:28:06 PMTwitter for Android
Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office Wednesday, October 06, 2010 4:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
On the fence, but I'm gonna go with hot Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:43:20 PMTwitter for Android
Can't tell, I only see the back of her head... Tuesday, October 05, 2010 1:52:08 PMTwitter for Android
What's the over under that this new hire is hot? I say 80% chance of hot. Tuesday, October 05, 2010 1:51:14 PMTwitter for Android
Some crazy fucker returned my email via voicemail. Only in America Monday, October 04, 2010 6:44:51 PMTwitter for Android
Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled Friday, October 01, 2010 4:30:30 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AMTwitter for Android
I smell a rat (on the tracks) Thursday, September 30, 2010 7:14:40 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams bright side: let's build glass underwater tunnels later
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Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:48:46 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks dunkins, ya fucked up my coolatta today Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
@jason_hazel omg I love that game. On 64bit, you just can't run 16 bit. Its not even a dos program so dosbox won't help. Ill test later
In reply to @jason_hazel's tweet
Thursday, September 30, 2010 3:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
I'm digging the winter looking sky right now Wednesday, September 29, 2010 6:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
Accent? Check. Hot? Check. Potato sack please... Wednesday, September 29, 2010 5:44:12 PMTwitter for Android
Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PMTwitter for Android
Dexter! Then boardwalk empire on DVR. If only I didn't feel like death. Sunday, September 26, 2010 8:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito you're such a geek
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Friday, September 24, 2010 5:24:09 PMTwitter for Android
I could go for one of those Rachels right now... Friday, September 24, 2010 3:44:12 PMTwitter for Android
Two smokes wearing statue of liberty crowns... tourist much? Friday, September 24, 2010 2:45:49 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
I just got a tech support call asking us what they asked us 2 weeks ago. Seriously? Monday, September 20, 2010 7:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
I'm officially bringing the potato sack to work tomorrow. This has gone on way too long. Monday, September 20, 2010 5:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
Ahmed go fuck yourself. I no longer want to talk to you. Monday, September 20, 2010 2:23:32 PMTwitter for Android
Bad sports day in ny. Giants are a disaster right now, Mo blowin saves, who cares about the jets. Jeez Sunday, September 19, 2010 9:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Lets just say i don't take too kindly to people who owe me a fuckin g Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:57:57 PMTwitter for Android
Mmmm. Red soda. New. Sounds legit. http://twitpic.com/2ph3ad Friday, September 17, 2010 11:23:15 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
Omg you're amazing. Gimmie! Thursday, September 16, 2010 6:39:42 PMTwitter for Android
Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:21:42 PMTwitter for Android
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PMTwitter for Android
wait.... smoke 2 seats ahead of me. How'd I miss that? Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:40:02 PMTwitter for Android