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@Novellabella you're in to 45 year old men now?
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Thursday, July 14, 2011 12:41:10 AMTwitter for Android
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
This is a chatty assed train car. Normally its quiet.Everyone shut the fuck up. Monday, July 11, 2011 8:54:36 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure this is an employees only bathroom but I don't give two fucks Sunday, July 10, 2011 2:11:57 AMTwitter for Android
I am jealous of the drunkies eating pizza right now. Why am I so sober? Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
Please stop telling everyone they're good men Charlie Brown. Saturday, July 09, 2011 9:44:36 PMTwitter for Android
There wasn't one ugly slut that got off this train at Fordham. Why didn't I go there? Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:40:06 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'm the worst at sexing back? If you don't suck it ill titty fuck you so hard.
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Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:20:00 AMTwitter for Android
So many hotties on this train. Know what that means? A fuckin mexican is gonna sit next to me. Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:18:17 AMTwitter for Android
Lmfao.... black woman with a kid wearing a "trust me, I'm a virgin" shirt. ok Mary.. ya fuckin tard Saturday, July 09, 2011 12:33:22 AMTwitter for Android
God damnit the 45th st wendys wasn't this fuckin slow. I miss that shithole Friday, July 08, 2011 11:58:50 PMTwitter for Android
Are you really reading at the bar right now? That's just fuckin weird. Friday, July 08, 2011 11:01:20 PMTwitter for Android
Id fuck the girl who just played man in a box on the jukebox at the bar if she was hot and wasn't like 45... Friday, July 08, 2011 10:47:51 PMTwitter for Android
I'd ruin this bartendress in the gray... omg. Friday, July 08, 2011 9:59:32 PMTwitter for Android
God damn it. This shit needs to stop saying I'm at bars with malori Friday, July 08, 2011 9:40:04 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella what'd I tell you..:-)
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Friday, July 08, 2011 7:51:08 PMTwitter for Android
Ooo. That's an ass and three quarters Friday, July 08, 2011 7:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
@plasma2002 good stuff. I've been there
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Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:04:26 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd gonna unfollow me now? :P
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:12:11 PMTwitter for Android
I would bang out with the smokestack in the next booth so badly, but only if she's 18. (17 if no ones looking) Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:56:16 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew touche. I noticed that when I stopped by.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:26:29 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic details please!
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
You know.. People just chillin with rats all over Union Square... nbd. http://t.co/NbXvQ1p Tuesday, July 05, 2011 2:24:48 PMTwitter for Android
Hooooooly shit. look who just walked in Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute bombshell at the station just called in late to work bc she wasn't feeling well. I'm not buying it. Prob partied too hard yesterday Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:50:24 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not even joking right now... Who wants to come see the Winnie the Pooh movie with me when it comes out? Monday, July 04, 2011 9:20:42 PMTwitter for Android
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao. Merry Christmas. Someone plugged in the lights on the town tree as a joke. Hysterical. Sunday, July 03, 2011 10:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @Novellabella and she's also 7 months preggo. Jesus
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:42:03 PMTwitter for Android
Words with friends has a horseshit dictionary. Just got 24 pts vs @colithika for the word poon. Enjoyyy Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:41:26 PMTwitter for Android
You're welcome. RT @plasma2002 Hey New York, your ladies are prettier than California's (on average) #fb Sunday, July 03, 2011 5:19:33 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella orly? Just two more until you're due. xD
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 4:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5. Sunday, July 03, 2011 3:16:06 PMTwitter for Android
Crick grills like a fuckin moron. Sunday, July 03, 2011 2:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
On line and I have the slowest fucking guy in front of me. Cocksucker. I have things to do. Saturday, July 02, 2011 3:24:16 PMTwitter for Android
That is a sext and a half Saturday, July 02, 2011 12:15:47 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I walk a 43 yr old hammered manager to the train, then go drink more. Winning Friday, July 01, 2011 11:55:59 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Friday, July 01, 2011 7:27:21 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 Google+ is their attempt at a social network/facebook competitor.
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Friday, July 01, 2011 8:54:57 AMTwitter for Android
Very bangable Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
Three more for my potato sack collection this morning at the train station. Wednesday, June 29, 2011 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
tired, bitches Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:29:02 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella get a fuckin smartphone joker
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011 8:06:35 PMTwitter for Android
Amazing! Mo just ripped on Michael Kay and said he has a big head. Sunday, June 26, 2011 5:39:04 PMTwitter for Android
I love Old Timer's Day. Greatest ballclub ever. Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:55:25 PMTwitter for Android
Bored Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:06:12 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella New foursquare update is good. They made it like the android version.
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Saturday, June 25, 2011 9:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
Why is there a huge line of smokes waiting to take a wizzah at the grand central east pissahs? Friday, June 24, 2011 9:52:16 PMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck. I didn't just play marry fuck kill with my coworkers... Featuring other people from work... I'm so fired. Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50:05 PMTwitter for Android
Watching aggressive baseball players at the bar at lunch. So sweet. Friday, June 24, 2011 1:58:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck offff I called thay tweet first Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:22:05 AMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 gimp sucks. I had it on my work machine and made them buy me cs5. Usually I like open source though
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:24:13 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I gotcha. Sounds funny to people who don't get tech
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Monday, June 20, 2011 9:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 No language barrier... A memory dump will help debug a problem by showing what was in memory at the time of a crash.
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Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic I use rackspace cloud at work for a vps ubuntu machine. It required linux shell knowledge but i love it. Its my own box.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
Haven't tweeted in a while. Hello twitter. I have nothing crazy to report... Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:34:46 PMTwitter for Android
Lets play... danny and I finish a bottle of jack... lololol Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:09:23 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuckin pop him you bitch ass.
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Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:00:53 AMTwitter for Android
Two questions. Why are we so old and why wasn't I doing this shit when I was their age... Friday, June 17, 2011 11:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 you're a fuckin joke
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Friday, June 17, 2011 11:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
Philly water ice? Wtf is that? Sounds sleazy. Friday, June 17, 2011 4:49:10 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fine piece in the elevator Wednesday, June 15, 2011 7:08:39 PMTwitter for Android
There's a sweatshop across the street... Saturday, June 11, 2011 8:17:33 PMTwitter for Android
Mmmm. Mochi. Friday, June 10, 2011 10:10:26 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch... I knew the Russians would break out the vodka at this dinner. Hells no... Friday, June 10, 2011 8:25:27 PMTwitter for Android
According to my uncle, Jesus married a whore. Lulz Sunday, June 05, 2011 8:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else watchin the game catch that red headed slut behind the plate jerking the rally monkey off? Sunday, June 05, 2011 5:32:01 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... No homo or anything, but Dave Robertson is a good looking man. Sunday, June 05, 2011 3:20:41 PMTwitter for Android
Ah I feel sorry for you son, there's no hope for you... Sunday, June 05, 2011 1:41:15 PMTwitter for Android
Dude.... In all honesty. Who the fuck gets kicked out of Continental.... Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:56:03 AMTwitter for Android
I'm neither sober nor drunk. Friday, June 03, 2011 11:41:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about this new marketing intern... like... a lot. Thursday, June 02, 2011 2:12:50 PMTwitter for Android
If only my super awesome encrypted PDF hacking skills would score some hotties... tsk tsk. Shame really Wednesday, June 01, 2011 2:31:19 PMTwitter for Android
Using my rooted droid for wireless tether. Verizon can suck my d. Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:49:11 AMTwitter for Android
Not that there's anything wrong with that Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
Bostons gay Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Nom. Nom. Nom. Monday, May 30, 2011 11:49:23 PMTwitter for Android
Undefeated in beer pong tonight negros.... Monday, May 30, 2011 10:59:36 PMTwitter for Android
I missed beer pong so badly... and what a way to come back, starting 2-0 with @SonicBlur23 Monday, May 30, 2011 6:48:48 PMTwitter for Android
Watching Family Guy in the backyard with chocolate Godiva milkshakes. Like a boss. Sunday, May 29, 2011 10:33:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella nah. Not into that
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Saturday, May 28, 2011 3:27:52 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella was she hot?
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Saturday, May 28, 2011 1:36:13 AMTwitter for Android
Klassy with a k Saturday, May 28, 2011 1:35:43 AMTwitter for Android
I wanna get drunk and talk like a Jamaican. Friday, May 27, 2011 10:54:48 PMTwitter for Android
Metro North needs to keep hiring these young hot conductor chicks. This is legit. Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:07:37 AMTwitter for Android
This fucking dick came in on the wrong track Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:56:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ok who's the dick with Wendy's on this train? Smells nom Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
Wow. Metro North is running the 1950s train today. Christ. Its like 3 models outdated. Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:13:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hot sales girl just asked me if the conference room is off limits or not, like I'm some kind if boss. Why? Wanna fuck in there or something? Monday, May 23, 2011 3:31:12 PMTwitter for Android
New marketing girl? Hot. Monday, May 23, 2011 9:45:05 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams yanks/giants? No biggie. Even if it was, worlds fuckin over so its not like they'll play anyways.
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Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:23:47 AMTwitter for Android
Bladder is gonna explode. Must be the end of the world #rapture Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
F my L. Thursday, May 19, 2011 11:29:40 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. There's a tornado in my beer. Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:49:30 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella No. Ew
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:38:15 PMTwitter for Android
Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ Monday, May 16, 2011 8:58:16 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking unfair ... Sunday, May 15, 2011 4:38:37 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Pint glass sized mixed drinks for $5 on a Saturday night? Frickin free dude. We're not in New York anymore Toto Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:44:39 PMTwitter for Android
Cougars and preggos in the hizzz Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:22:18 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, looks like I inadvertently crashed not one but two simultaneous bachlorette parties. High five. Very nice! Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android