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Why's it so fucking hot outside? Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PMTwitter for Android
Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set" Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:29:26 PMTwitter for Android
Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday." Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:48:43 PMTwitter for Android
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:00:04 PMTwitter for Android
The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:41:45 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I was on the 6 with Dumbledore Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if Verizon's 4G network wasn't on 1x all day long Monday, December 19, 2011 7:56:52 PMTwitter for Android
Also, I'm not dumb. I know its Jong. Phone auto corrected it to Hong. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:45:22 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Frankalankster: I'd say I have about as much faith in our government as atheists have in God. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:44:22 PMTwitter for Android
It's probably a good idea Kim Hong Il died on his own before this dumbfuck country decided to invade North Korea for no reason. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:27:13 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Dexter. How can you end like that! Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:24:43 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight?
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PMTwitter for Android
Send out the smoke patrol! Find me that coat check girl. Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:02:18 PMTwitter for Android
just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AMTwitter for Android
Test Friday, December 16, 2011 7:45:29 PMTwitter for Android
These Republican candidates are all fuck ups. Except for the guy Fox News is ignoring.... #thiscountrysucksballs Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
Fox News completely jacked the Google Talk ding for this debate. Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:25:08 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 yes. No one took them seriously and they were complete jokes. So fun to read. Not even kidding.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:17:22 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 kids these days... I loved reading my FYE kids essays. They were gems. People are so dumb.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:09:38 PMTwitter for Android
@kellyomealia Not sure. I'm going to go with a no... haha. My Twitter is out of control
In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet
Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:49:39 AMTwitter for Android
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Frankalankster WordPress or tumblr
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Tuesday, December 06, 2011 8:56:18 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PMTwitter for Android
About f'in time! http://t.co/xDsieDX Sunday, November 20, 2011 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Onethirdof3x5: @tomwcleary new first selectman of fairfield is a former william raveis agent. he celebrated by ripping raveis signag ... Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:26:57 AMTwitter for Android
first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:34:31 PMTwitter for Android
BRADY. Y U PASS TO WRONG TEAM? I'll take it! Sunday, November 06, 2011 6:05:34 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AMTwitter for Android
Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies? Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PMTwitter for Android
Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund? Sunday, October 30, 2011 5:46:37 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before... Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AMTwitter for Android
Siri, can you get me a Galaxy Nexus? Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my God! This chicken... Nom http://t.co/FXNQHJx Sunday, October 16, 2011 3:08:29 PMTwitter for Android
impossible to make potatoes as delicious as my grandma does. Anyone who tries - It's just not the same. Omnom nom. http://t.co/PZrCLgV Sunday, October 16, 2011 2:57:10 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just told me to shush bc "fairies run the txt messaging" uhhhhhmmmmm. Ok Sunday, October 16, 2011 1:25:15 AMTwitter for Android
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Never used watir. I'll have to check it out.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, October 15, 2011 10:56:24 AMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 suck it
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:40:20 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 yes.
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:58:03 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 so fuckin drink, pussy.
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:59:00 PMTwitter for Android
Its too hot on this fucking train because I'm on it, duh. Crank the AC fools! Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:47:13 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu You have a new startup you're not telling me about, abusers? Can I get in on this?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, October 09, 2011 8:23:42 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now. Sunday, October 09, 2011 4:42:06 PMTwitter for Android
This is Verizon's idea of 3g up in the boonies. Pure garbage. http://t.co/qAavBOY Sunday, October 09, 2011 12:49:35 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew English?
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Sunday, October 09, 2011 11:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
Wah wah wah. Complaints complaints. Chillax y'all Saturday, October 08, 2011 10:30:50 PMTwitter for Android
Someone just sexted my grandma. This is hysterical. Saturday, October 08, 2011 6:42:45 PMTwitter for Android
A-Rod you choking muddafucka you Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:59:54 PMTwitter for Android
Bagpipes in Grand Central in honor of Steve Jobs Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:29:51 PMTwitter for Android
The mmoser guys next door take forever to piss. Gtfo this bathroom. Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:55:58 PMTwitter for Android
This is terribly inconvenien for me. No wonder I never get my way. Wednesday, October 05, 2011 8:50:22 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC Monday, October 03, 2011 9:41:10 PMTwitter for Android
Playoff baseball, cool weather and a warm blanket. Who wants to cuddle? And by cuddle I mean Monday, October 03, 2011 9:23:49 PMTwitter for Android
@maljnew go play nudie photo hunt http://t.co/jyuqLZO Sunday, October 02, 2011 2:16:35 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
Oh god that's putrid. I gassed this fuckin train out. Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:52:22 AMTwitter for Android
There are legit fairies in the waterfall Sunday, October 02, 2011 12:05:16 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam you checked onto the townhouses? Really
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Saturday, October 01, 2011 11:27:53 PMTwitter for Android
This bathroom smells like Christmas Saturday, October 01, 2011 10:17:06 PMTwitter for Android
Changed my mind. Remember how I said I "wouldn't not" before. Yeah.. change that to yes now Saturday, October 01, 2011 12:28:04 AMTwitter for Android
Who's blazin in gct? Smells like some fine herb Saturday, October 01, 2011 12:18:29 AMTwitter for Android
There is a mirror next to me. I can't help but notice how attractive I am. Friday, September 30, 2011 10:05:44 PMTwitter for Android
Hurry up you slow fucking elevator, I have to get to the bar Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
This pissah looks like the department of mysteries. Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:11:11 PMTwitter for Android
This is a skunked ass magic hat Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:09:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ. fix the brakes on this piece of shit 6 train. I think I'm deaf now. Monday, September 26, 2011 7:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Found out about it like 2 hours before and I was already on a train out of the city. Sucksss
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Sunday, September 25, 2011 9:57:30 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella you don't look 16 but you act 16 the way you watch those teen girl shows and creep on celebs.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, September 25, 2011 9:06:09 PMTwitter for Android
What. Color time is it? Friday, September 23, 2011 10:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu seriously, who starts their twitter username with two underscores? Such an abuser Friday, September 23, 2011 12:47:31 AMTwitter for Android
Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough Friday, September 23, 2011 12:27:30 AMTwitter for Android
I would go sooo gay for Dave Robertson. You don't even understand. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:29:55 PMTwitter for Android
Normally, id be fucking pissed at the fact you squeezed into my 3 seater but if you look like that.. by all means, go for it. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:55:05 PMTwitter for Android
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
The conductor on my train is wearing a Hawaii McLovin ID in his badge holder instead of an MTA ID. Straight up baller. Couldn't get a pic. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:00:57 AMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Nancy ...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:00:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wowww. Wowwwww. Gimmie Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:49:25 AMTwitter for Android
I just got the "you are so hot I want to bang you" look in the hallway. Monday, September 19, 2011 12:05:02 PMTwitter for Android
Dickwrecking boots at 10 o'clock Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:28:04 AMTwitter for Android
Conductor just lost it on two Asians who missed their stop and couldnt speak English. Wish I had that on video. Barstool worthy. Friday, September 16, 2011 7:49:56 PMTwitter for Android
Old man absolutely killing it in Madison Square Park singing Sinatra. Friday, September 16, 2011 5:44:37 PMTwitter for Android
Amazing weather. 50 degrees and crisp, but standing in the sun is super warm. I want this all year. Friday, September 16, 2011 8:50:50 AMTwitter for Android
O ya! Its like 60 degrees and crisp in NYC. I am loving this so much right now! Here we go fall! Thursday, September 15, 2011 7:09:46 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
The ass on this one... Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
This is a train for serious working people. Who's the dick with the crying baby? Someone give it an ambien. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:02:09 AMTwitter for Android
TMobile commercial girl in the pink dress: Jesus Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:56:55 PMTwitter for Android
Wowwwwwww. Damm Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:14:53 PMTwitter for Android
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 hmm. I don't think it converted the shortlink right. Its still there. You wouldnt like the blog though :-)
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Monday, September 12, 2011 8:51:54 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Chriat, the Yankees fucking suck. Saturday, September 10, 2011 11:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android