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Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller. Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:27:19 AMTwitter for Android
Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips. Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:04:55 AMTwitter for Android
Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:24:48 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:53:02 AMTwitter for Android
2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:52:02 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PMTwitter for Android
Whitney Houston is with higher beings Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
This is top shelf swill Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:07:19 PMTwitter for Android
Lin is pissed, son Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
It smells like someone farted in the bottle. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:52:21 PMTwitter for Android
John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Not impressed by Bud Light Platinum... best part if it was the blue bottles and marketing campaign. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:42:18 PMTwitter for Android
Have to go home and investigate why our caching plugin is getting injected with malicious JavaScript. Fml Thursday, February 09, 2012 8:08:48 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary shit Cleary? Bob Lorenz got a DUI? For reals?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
biggie! Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:45:53 PMTwitter for Android
Nice to see that that I picked the fucking tuberculosis train car. All you motherfuckers: stop coughing ya sickly fucks. Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:09:38 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: Do NOT accidentally put 48 volts through an iPod touch via the iPod connector if you want it to ever turn on again. Hhhhh oops Tuesday, February 07, 2012 9:45:03 PMTwitter for Android
how dare they call a dev meeting during the parade Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
Meeting needs to end. I need to go to the parade Tuesday, February 07, 2012 11:46:14 AMTwitter for Android
I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible Tuesday, February 07, 2012 7:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I violated like 2/3 of this employee handbook... Welp, didn't sign it yet so its all good for now, you guys Tuesday, February 07, 2012 2:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy. Monday, February 06, 2012 8:06:27 AMTwitter for Android
RT @ElBloombito: Que sucko it Nuevo Englañdo! Viva Los Giañtos!! Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:18:10 PMTwitter for Android
Who are the two chicks sitting behind Bob Kraft? They're 18, right? Dibs? Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:34:52 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I don't even care about Madonna and I didn't think it was bad. The twitterverse seems to disagree
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:21:30 PMTwitter for Android
I want a puppy and I'm going to name him Baller! Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
GE needs to pronounce turbine properly in their commercials. They're saying it like turban (the things Arabs wear) Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:10:33 PMTwitter for Android
I love how there are pics of me slow dancing with the VP of Operations Saturday, February 04, 2012 5:39:28 PMTwitter for Android
Why would I ever say derick is hot. Wtf is wrong with me? I retract that Saturday, February 04, 2012 11:12:37 AMTwitter for Android
Oh. My. God. My twitter. Jesus christ Saturday, February 04, 2012 10:10:13 AMTwitter for Android
my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit Friday, February 03, 2012 11:04:52 PMTwitter for Android
I mean no homo... but I'm so gay for Ryan right now Friday, February 03, 2012 10:00:17 PMTwitter for Android
derick is so hottt Friday, February 03, 2012 9:29:07 PMTwitter for Android
This may or may not be a disaster Friday, February 03, 2012 9:25:35 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure m boss just admitted he got more pussy than me Friday, February 03, 2012 7:20:46 PMTwitter for Android
omg wagnerrrrrrrr Friday, February 03, 2012 7:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Friday, February 03, 2012 7:06:03 PMTwitter for Android
I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a. I owe kelsey a drink now Friday, February 03, 2012 5:30:53 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think you understand how hot Kelsey is. Friday, February 03, 2012 5:17:53 PMTwitter for Android
I called the CEO out in the fuckin rules. He owes me a drank Friday, February 03, 2012 4:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you guys and your drinking game rules. I owe like 4 people drinks Friday, February 03, 2012 3:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
Ah this is gonna be a fuckin shitshow.... Friday, February 03, 2012 2:57:05 PMTwitter for Android
Packed and moved out! Barhop starts now! Friday, February 03, 2012 1:39:24 PMTwitter for Android
It begins! Friday, February 03, 2012 11:56:13 AMTwitter for Android
I MUST go to Big Ang's bar on Staten Island some day Wednesday, February 01, 2012 11:48:51 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam that's awesome.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:54:22 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam what's the URL to @DadBoner's wife's website? Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
This giant ugly bitch needs to stop talking about how her shits back up a lot and taking massive dumps. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:57:57 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop retweeting Prep/Fairfield Girl Problems. No one gives a fuck and its clogging NY stream with utter bullshit. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Why wasn't Big Ang in this week's Mob Wives? Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
RT @yelling_bird: TRIED TO FUCK RICK SANTORUM BUT HE HAS NEITHER GENITALS NOR ANUS, IT'S LIKE A GODDAMNED KEN DOLL DOWN THERE Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:25:46 AMTwitter for Android
Lolol... 60 yr olds mackin it on gct Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:12:13 AMTwitter for Android
Dibs on like... everyone Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:52:05 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:41:35 AMTwitter for Android
Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches. Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:43:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-) Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:15:50 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary we're still waiting for @keithjconnors (I think he deleted his twitter) to show up and not be a Nancy.
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:37:49 PMTwitter for Android
My dad just texted me: "Your menu for tomorrow: 2lbs. of penne vodka,roast pork, potatoes and stromboli" I love Italian grandparents! Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though...
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin. Saturday, January 28, 2012 3:49:50 PMTwitter for Android
Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL Friday, January 27, 2012 6:38:44 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @Nettiz1 hhhhh. I just explained that to her. Hate you all
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:49:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I have Nirvana and AIC on at @thewateringholenyc so I don't need to be in Seattle joker. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:35:15 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of my way. I need to get to the bar. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:13:33 PMTwitter for Android
I actually have to go to work today? But... But... I can't work from home again? Booo Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:50:19 AMTwitter for Android
Big Ang is 100% hysterical. Monday, January 23, 2012 10:18:21 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu see? The government doesn't need SOPA or PIPA to shut these sites down. Might as well shut down dropbox... we are not free.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu aw thanks abusers
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:30:58 AMTwitter for Android
My twitter is an absolute joke Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
She lives shoving cock down her throat.. I can tell just by the way she described how she eats hard shelled tacos. Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:16:04 AMTwitter for Android
I'd absolutely ruin... whoever is sitting to the left of... I can't. People follow me on this shit Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Boot before the bar? No probs. Just eat some snow and rally. Lolz Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:02:14 AMTwitter for Android
@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 on our way to the bar, jokester give us 20
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:40:12 AMTwitter for Android
Officer, I took a urination it that. Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:28:19 AMTwitter for Android
I had such a good fart like 5 minutes ago. Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:58:14 PMTwitter for Android
Windows updates you cocksucker. How dare you reboot without earning in the middle if me ranting about sopa and pipa Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:39:33 AMTwitter for Android
A dump and three quarters Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:20:46 AMTwitter for Android
*shot Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:49:16 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: unfiltered sake is sweeter but it honestly looks like the bartender shit a load in my shot glass Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter for Android
this dude reminds me of Kagdis Wednesday, January 18, 2012 9:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
http://t.co/VhnBkOQ Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:40:46 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sitting next to the Hispanic version of Big Ang from Mob Wives on this train. Especially the voice. Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:31:23 AMTwitter for Android
My dad on Michael Kay "Christ! Look at the size of his head!" Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:07:11 PMTwitter for Android
Also it would be nice if this fucking train conductor opened the doors and didn't make me stand outside for 3 minutes in 13 degree weather Monday, January 16, 2012 8:52:18 AMTwitter for Android
I just burped and it tasted like whiskey... Except I didn't have any whiskey. Or did I? Monday, January 16, 2012 8:50:52 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 it was auto correct you dick
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
I think my hairline is more receded than Morgan Friedman's Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:07:31 PMTwitter for Android
My aunt talking about Madonna: "Anyone who will put it in, she gets it in" "Does the guy on Hung really have a big thing?" Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:45:13 PMTwitter for Android
I was supposed to work from home tomorrow, but my VP is a Packers fan so I'm gonna go in just to break his balls. I'm buying him cheese, too Sunday, January 15, 2012 8:08:54 PMTwitter for Android
@maljnew Stage 1 certified trainwreck Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:32:12 PMTwitter for Android
Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PMTwitter for Android
Who wants to schnug? Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:52:09 AMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary nah. They suck homeskillet. Maybe next year
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57:24 AMTwitter for Android
"I was trying out lots of prospects" aka... "I was banging lots of girls" Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:56:34 AMTwitter for Android
"Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Lezzzzs be honest Friday, January 13, 2012 11:03:41 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PMTwitter for Android