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It's raining, its pouring.... Let's drink. Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:14:40 PMTwitter for Android
Such a great ass. Oh. My. God. Saturday, May 14, 2011 3:15:08 AMTwitter for Android
GIVE ME MY CANDY CANE! Saturday, May 14, 2011 1:32:33 AMTwitter for Android
Mmm candy canes Saturday, May 14, 2011 1:02:51 AMTwitter for Android
Haha Lenny Kravitz is here Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:53:41 AMTwitter for Android
Oops. Just elbowed Aunt Jemima. Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:04:02 AMTwitter for Android
The only reason why I would ever go to a bar called Tom Tom is to honor @tomwcleary Friday, May 13, 2011 11:50:32 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam bro... do not tell me that's the new policy at Yankee Stadium...
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, May 13, 2011 8:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, the yankees fuckin suck Friday, May 13, 2011 8:14:39 PMTwitter for Android
Once I break this seal, I'm fucked... Friday, May 13, 2011 8:06:06 PMTwitter for Android
why the fuck are we watching hanna montana right now? Friday, May 13, 2011 1:00:02 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam Should have used WordPress
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2011 8:40:55 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PMTwitter for Android
At this rate, Jeter is so useless he won't even get his 3000th hit this season. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:10:42 PMTwitter for Android
This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PMTwitter for Android
This is the nanciest, frutiest beer I've ever had in my life. Tuesday, May 10, 2011 4:08:22 PMTwitter for Android
Sales girl is literally wearing the shortest ass shorts I've ever seen before. Hot. I probably didn't make eye contact with her before. Oops Tuesday, May 10, 2011 3:35:56 PMTwitter for Android
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
#myfirstpc Packard Bell Force 447CD 75mhz pentium, 8mb of ram, 1mb video card, 2 2x cd drives, 1gb harddrive. Windows 3.1 Monday, May 09, 2011 10:47:32 PMTwitter for Android
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks Monday, May 09, 2011 1:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Why are all theae stupid sickly motherfuckees around me on this train sneezing, sniffling and coughing. Gross. Monday, May 09, 2011 8:58:20 AMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I sober? Saturday, May 07, 2011 11:58:32 PMTwitter for Android
Because of my discernment, I guarantee you she fucked someone last night and isn't telling me. :-\ (gross) Saturday, May 07, 2011 11:02:35 PMTwitter for Android
Probably one of the most delicious carrots I've ever eaten in my life Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:38:35 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
My plan for this wedding... get shitfaced and do work on this smokebomb in the bridal party. Saturday, May 07, 2011 7:21:34 PMTwitter for Android
90s techno on a party bus.... lovin life. Saturday, May 07, 2011 5:03:54 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, nice to know these headphones I bought block out screaming mothers. She's been yelling for 5 minutes and I couldn't hear her. Saturday, May 07, 2011 10:33:30 AMTwitter for Android
What the hell is wrong with me? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:49:29 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah... they like drinking here. I'll take it Thursday, May 05, 2011 6:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
"It sounds just normal for a tech startup to hang a piñata from a usb cable and an ethernet cable..." Thursday, May 05, 2011 5:22:12 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella F schoolwork. Drink. Its only the end of senior year once in your life.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, May 05, 2011 4:04:42 PMTwitter for Android
F this bar for giving me a mets glass... http://t.co/KR2SvlD Thursday, May 05, 2011 3:17:28 PMTwitter for Android
Aiight bin laden is dead. Lets go to the bar. Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:59:37 PMTwitter for Android
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
Just beat solitaire with a deck of cards. Don't think I've ever done that before... Sunday, May 01, 2011 8:26:30 PMTwitter for Android
Time to go biking again Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:46:58 AMTwitter for Android
I'm bored Saturday, April 30, 2011 8:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
The ass on this one... Saturday, April 30, 2011 2:46:13 PMTwitter for Android
Omg! Omg! Royal Wedding I'm gonna cum! Friday, April 29, 2011 8:34:02 AMTwitter for Android
God damnit. Why do these fucking northbound trains keep coming in on the southbound track? You know how inconvenient that is for me? Tuesday, April 26, 2011 11:54:20 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey: "you can find tasty species in each race" Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin place really has heat lamps on right now? Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:35:33 PMTwitter for Android
This heat can suck it so hard Tuesday, April 26, 2011 4:41:39 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck away from my desk you old pain in the balls. I just got in and got attacked. Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:49:44 AMTwitter for Android
RT @dannyrob88: Sitting on this shitty,ass train w @portfolioso ... He looks like a fag Monday, April 25, 2011 10:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe the MTA should, you know, remove the 4 dead rats all over the 23rd st 6 platform.... Monday, April 25, 2011 11:12:07 AMTwitter for Android
@plasma2002 same thing in New Jersey. Totally crazy
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Sunday, April 24, 2011 4:14:41 PMTwitter for Android
Italians make me so fat... And this is just the first dish. Nom. Happy Easter! http://t.co/hACHj1V Sunday, April 24, 2011 2:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
If the MTA were a person right now, I'd probably be going to prison for bloody murder Friday, April 22, 2011 8:38:52 PMTwitter for Android
This bartender has quite the amazing ass. Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:50:01 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @SumthinEclectic letao better have caching enabled or the site'll fold under the traffic. Too bad I'm at the bar& can't hlp him Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:31:34 PMTwitter for Android
I can tell. Right away Wednesday, April 20, 2011 7:59:01 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fucking android text message bug was supposed to be fixed in frg83g but clearly was not Wednesday, April 20, 2011 7:23:07 PMTwitter for Android
I even get cockblocked in my sleep. I just can't win. Wednesday, April 20, 2011 9:46:24 AMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary its bridgeport, TC... no one in their right mind would waste time bombing Bridgeport. No need...
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Monday, April 18, 2011 5:47:24 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Firefox 4 is wonderful
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Monday, April 18, 2011 5:02:14 PMTwitter for Android
Is this guy fuckin for real? There's a dude wading in this fountain collecting coins... guess the market is down today. Monday, April 18, 2011 5:01:39 PMTwitter for Android
I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg" Sunday, April 17, 2011 2:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Bronxville sluts.... hot Saturday, April 16, 2011 1:53:04 AMTwitter for Android
Thanks for the 4/16 fourquare day points......... not Saturday, April 16, 2011 1:02:35 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd nice ass ringo
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, April 15, 2011 11:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
@Frankalankster you are at such a shitty place. I'm with a bunch of bombshells.
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Friday, April 15, 2011 11:39:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ahhh shit. Got into the habit of abusing my coworkers' asses me style.... winning Friday, April 15, 2011 10:45:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'd do anything to this waitress Friday, April 15, 2011 4:02:25 PMTwitter for Android
@Frankalankster wasting light
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Friday, April 15, 2011 12:22:28 PMTwitter for Android
Just had one of those Keystone always smooth moments with the hot CA support girl... Thursday, April 14, 2011 1:30:34 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuck off I know its been out for a while. I don't have time to blog about things instantly :-)
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
Is it really wise to rollerblade on the subway platform? What a dumbass. Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
Any time someone new starts, don't put them in the cube diagonally from me. Stop with the questions... I can't get a god damn thing done Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6:39:26 PMTwitter for Android
I need potato sacks for the train ride home. Bunch of smokes next to me Monday, April 11, 2011 7:51:46 PMTwitter for Android
I am so addicted to the Foo Fighters' new album. Its total amazing Monday, April 11, 2011 12:23:17 PMTwitter for Android
@askmeques @MrHazel Those prices seem normal to me... Come to New York, then complain about high prices=)
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Sunday, April 10, 2011 9:02:15 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 it was decent. Not the best I've seen but it wasn't terrible Sunday, April 10, 2011 12:07:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna pound beers, get shitty, go to the dizzy dolphin and find sluts Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin jersey, pumping gas for me... guy is changing shifts. I don't have time for this. I'd be out of here already Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:01:28 PMTwitter for Android
Omg!!! Gimmie! So perfect Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:57:59 AMTwitter for Android
Lol just cheated lent. Went to wendys after 12 am. W.e tho. christ doesn't kno w the difference between fridays and saturdays #fucking joke Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:12:21 AMTwitter for Android
This is bothering me. Is is abnormal Friday, April 08, 2011 11:04:36 PMTwitter for Android
Why is a slut by herself at the bar right now. That's not allowed. Friday, April 08, 2011 10:52:37 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 frusciante's the shit
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2011 10:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fucker. My coworkers just beat me in mother fuckin beer pong Friday, April 08, 2011 10:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. if I blow less than a G this weekend I'm good... Friday, April 08, 2011 9:29:44 PMTwitter for Android
@Frankalankster too dark my camera phone sux. Sry. Plus I'd look like a creeper
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2011 9:27:49 PMTwitter for Android
There is a table here of like 7 of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my life no joke. God damn Friday, April 08, 2011 9:02:25 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin knew the sox would get their first win off the Yanks. I just sensed it. Plus hughes is choking on cocks this season. Friday, April 08, 2011 5:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
Left work again to watch the game... legit Friday, April 08, 2011 3:42:23 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck it. Checking... out Thursday, April 07, 2011 4:22:28 PMTwitter for Android
Debating whether or not to check in to this bar mid workday... bc like 3 of my bosses follow me Thursday, April 07, 2011 3:37:23 PMTwitter for Android
Pure wifey material... jesus christ. Thursday, April 07, 2011 1:02:58 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit useless investment I own... Just got my quarterly dividend of $8.33. I'm loaded now... Thursday, April 07, 2011 10:13:35 AMTwitter for Android
Hahaha. The mets are bad. Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:10:22 PMTwitter for Android
This slut chelsea on dancing with the stars doesn't even have to dance. Full marks for the outfit. Monday, April 04, 2011 8:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
Why are there no fucking trains leaving grand central? For fucks sake... Monday, April 04, 2011 7:20:01 PMTwitter for Android
If the entire office smells like an amazing quesadilla burger, that would be me. You are now jealous Monday, April 04, 2011 12:49:37 PMTwitter for Android
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... Sunday, April 03, 2011 2:19:55 AMTwitter for Android
I'm such an alcoholic, I break the seal before I start drinking. Saturday, April 02, 2011 10:54:27 PMTwitter for Android
Just pissed like a racehorse Saturday, April 02, 2011 1:48:22 AMTwitter for Android
This guy Bob is a fuckin G Saturday, April 02, 2011 1:29:21 AMTwitter for Android