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Surely Trump's wall will keep the bastards out!

https://t.co/k2PicWpoIi 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 3:03:16 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @Android

How about you work on actually making the OS better instead of focusing on putting fuckin cat Easter eggs in it.

https://t.co/GWLzIYaRAM 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 10:41:19 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MikeDeWine please cough and spit all your droplets on @realDonaldTrump Thursday, August 06, 2020 10:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
This is clickbait bullshit. Article makes it sound like Vedder and fam are anti-mask. In reality, the ballot box was outdoors and no one was around. What's the issue?

https://t.co/WwBb3sNaLk 		Monday, August 03, 2020 2:21:44 PMTwitter for Android
"Your" living in a fantasy world https://t.co/owL5rE04uR Sunday, August 02, 2020 10:54:52 PMTwitter for Android
E Street Legend / Syl / dope ass dude @StevieVanZandt knows wtf is up, ya heard.

https://t.co/IwO42Sg9uF

cc: @RockNationRadio 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
It would bring me great joy of we had a severely snowy winter. Maybe that temporary reduction in emissions due to covid will lower temps. Last winter was a fail Sunday, August 02, 2020 3:40:29 PMTwitter for Android
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Wear masks, dummies!
In reply to @WhiteHouse's tweet
 Sunday, August 02, 2020 12:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
Today was a bad day Saturday, August 01, 2020 12:08:28 AMTwitter for Android
Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01 Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:12:26 AMTwitter for Android
Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
... 		Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:30:53 AMTwitter for Android
LAW & ORDER!!!
(aka shithole country that uses federal prison guards on civilian protestors)

https://t.co/owjRVvud7t 		Tuesday, July 28, 2020 10:28:32 AMTwitter for Android
Dude if you're voting for Trump this year, just realize that as a pedophile was being taken jail, he wished her well.

This is what you stand for. 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 11:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 1:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
@epa @EPAAWheeler Y U RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT? https://t.co/Kq2WNimpHO Friday, July 24, 2020 12:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
I need goddamn New York pizza rn Friday, July 24, 2020 12:51:42 AMTwitter for Android
Did they arrest the cops who killed Breona Taylor yet? Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:39:01 PMTwitter for Android
Good, I hope they reveal dirt on Trump so he can get the death penalty

https://t.co/mMQlPNuNLp 		Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:40:52 PMTwitter for Android
Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw Monday, July 20, 2020 1:33:33 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!

@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
Lol autocorrect... *Governor
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:49:07 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Dave_Jets It's a double edged sword...Smart people can screw over banks by reeping all of the rewards and paying on time to avoid interest...

People with poor money habits usually spend beyond their means and pay the 30% interest...
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Mr. Governing (@MikeDeWine)

Seriously dude, you did well at first with Acton - Ohio was a leader. Don't blow it. Do not listen to a goddamn thing moron @realDonaldTrump or @VP Pence says. https://t.co/PuOcmR6rkn 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:35:02 PMTwitter for Android
@abartlett @RiaJairam @AjitPaiFCC @IlyaSomin @reason Ajit is an asshole, corporate shill Trump puppet
In reply to @abartlett's tweet
 Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:16:53 PMTwitter for Android
Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"

No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:14:59 PMTwitter for Android
Tip: be an asshole like Larry David

https://t.co/WCVk4BQlQg
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:43:35 AMTwitter for Android
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
Half the goddamn internet is down. Wh, it's 2020 Friday, July 17, 2020 5:33:55 PMTwitter for Android
Let's rename this bitch to:
✔️ 'Merica
✔️Murrrica
✔️Amerikkka
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:10:47 PMTwitter for Android
So how much longer until Ghislaine also magically kills herself? Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:05:20 PMTwitter for Android
From this point forward, I will never refer to this country as the United States. There's nothing united about it. With a two party system, it'll be divided AF forever. Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:01:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sara_davis90: Ohio, all Dr. Acton wanted to do was keep you alive. That is it. And you showed up on her lawn with guns and ignorance an… Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
@GovKemp You're an asshole, hick, science denying, Trump sucking motherfucker
In reply to @GovKemp's tweet
 Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I mean... I get they have some basic rules to keep the community from looking dumpy. I'm a guy who doesn't want to pay fines, generally follows the rules and I think I keep my place nice... Got two violations for nit picky stuff in two years
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
 Monday, July 13, 2020 7:54:04 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously all the Trump supporter racists complained that I think Black lives matter
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, July 13, 2020 7:17:44 PMTwitter for Android
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI 		Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:41:42 PMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz You're a weiner face
In reply to @tedcruz's tweet
 Sunday, July 12, 2020 9:32:13 AMTwitter for Android
99% harmless https://t.co/Qk5MPEQ2s4 Saturday, July 11, 2020 10:13:39 PMTwitter for Android
@TTuberville @realDonaldTrump Breaking: you're an idiot
In reply to @TTuberville's tweet
 Saturday, July 11, 2020 11:00:37 AMTwitter for Android
Over the next week, I'll be walking my neighborhood and jotting down the addresses of houses with Trump signs so I know who all the idiots are Saturday, July 11, 2020 9:44:23 AMTwitter for Android
This is very bad advice. So you want me to invest now and then wait for the crash? Invest after the crash.... @themotleyfool https://t.co/FYsL3rUVBJ Friday, July 10, 2020 10:32:28 PMTwitter for Android
@SteveFDA:

"I'm not going to get into who is right and who is wrong. What I'll say is that we have data in the White House task force. Those data show us that this is a serious problem."

BUT YOU CANT TELL TRUMP IT'S NOT 99% HARMLESS YOU IDIOT 		Sunday, July 05, 2020 9:52:29 PMTwitter for Android
Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times. Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus would wear a face mask 😷 Friday, July 03, 2020 11:56:00 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus wouldn't hate on players like Trump does. Fuckssake. Be more like Jesus. Friday, July 03, 2020 11:52:24 PMTwitter for Android
I love trees 🌳🌲🌳🌲🌴🍁 Friday, July 03, 2020 11:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
Man. It's rough out there. I should take up drinking again Friday, July 03, 2020 5:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Check this Unsolved Mysteries Netflix reboot episode... Based on the date, I'd just say they were all on acid and the UFO was in their minds https://t.co/bTwb3mPGUS Wednesday, July 01, 2020 11:05:05 PMTwitter for Android
Love the new heatmap in @googlephotos but the map is ENRAGING to scroll through. Super glitchy Tuesday, June 30, 2020 10:13:04 AMTwitter for Android
You guys... There's something wrong with Chapmans' penis! https://t.co/PaommgdttN Sunday, June 28, 2020 8:49:41 PMTwitter for Android
PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:13 PMTwitter for Android
Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz 		Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:05:27 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You are a doofus that is out of touch with reality.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Friday, June 26, 2020 7:37:47 AMTwitter for Android
@3M Maybe the next generation will not pollute our planet with perfluorinated chemicals
In reply to @3M's tweet
 Wednesday, June 24, 2020 11:01:14 PMTwitter for Android
I fucking HATE the useless @EPA, @EPAwater and cocksucking, coal lobbying, Trump sucking, corrupt @EPAAWheeler. A cancer to the nation.

These extremist, polluting, reckless, IGNORANT policies are KILLING Americans in the name of greed and corruption

https://t.co/uyPv5tpIMP 		Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:53:24 PMTwitter for Android
@LyndaBennettNC @realDonaldTrump Endorsed by a moron and defeated.

👋 Bye
In reply to @LyndaBennettNC's tweet
 Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:20:34 AMTwitter for Android
This weekend, I was told by someone that they don't care if I die of Covid and that I'm such a miserable, unlikable person that I'm going to die alone Monday, June 22, 2020 8:26:58 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle I demand to know why Android Auto is a perpetually buggy piece of crap. Why can't you all get it stable? It's been unreliable for years. Apple CarPlay just works. I'd prefer to use Android, but it is borderline unusable.

https://t.co/hBl80qkLR7 		Friday, June 19, 2020 11:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
The @EPA @EPAwater is garbage organization. Abolish the EPA

https://t.co/186grH7LfL 		Friday, June 19, 2020 7:53:34 AMTwitter for Android
We need extreme measures to solve this country's issues. We need a purge.

Anyone not denouncing Trump's bullshit needs to be immediately sterilized so only sane people can reproduce. 		Monday, June 15, 2020 7:36:17 AMTwitter for Android
The second wave of Coronavirus is here. https://t.co/2IUbgsdMqk Monday, June 15, 2020 7:17:15 AMTwitter for Android
Who's the craziest president if the two? Trump or Andrew Jackson?

Man, America has shit history 		Sunday, June 14, 2020 11:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
I'm literally watching Sesame Street's Stand Up to Racism Town Hall and it's geared towards 2-5 year olds.

So can the batshit Republican party watch this please and like, do better? 		Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:56:44 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx I get the economics behind it. What's to stop someone from selling a 400k valued house for 600k and if you foreclose, the bank loses 200+k

In my situation, it was BS the house valued lower. Comps were smaller & less updated going for the same. HAD to be fixed after they saw my $
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 11:28:32 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Seller had kids registered in a a different school and we're desperate to get out, but it could go either way - buyer or seller could get screwed over. And of course you need extra cash to furnish and fix some stuff
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 11:18:47 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yes! It was exactly like that. You love the house have the money to avoid PMI, seller accepts, everyone's happy, and then you have to walk like a week before closing because you need to pay the difference. How is that allowed.
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 11:17:06 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx It's such bs
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 10:46:39 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yeah it's a dick move. Glad the seller had to lower or I would have walked. I already put 20% down and didn't have more to cover the extra. Didn't want PMI either
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 10:46:28 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
 Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Go fuck yourselves @EPAAWheeler @EPA @EPAresearch!!!

This is great news
https://t.co/uBL3fu5M41 		Thursday, June 04, 2020 7:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
This is real life. This is not an Onion article. Let that sink in. https://t.co/9ndKwnifts Tuesday, June 02, 2020 9:46:50 PMTwitter for Android
Literally zero news content this morning. 15 minutes of commercials and one segment of protesters
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, June 02, 2020 7:38:03 AMTwitter for Android
What is the deal with @CBSThisMorning right now. Literally turned it on 10 minutes ago and it's been commercials and one local weather report for 10 straight minutes. Zero content Tuesday, June 02, 2020 7:29:45 AMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusPolice are handling these riots poorly Tuesday, June 02, 2020 12:06:25 AMTwitter for Android
Actually, it wasn't. They keep killing black people for no reason
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, May 31, 2020 5:04:24 PMTwitter for Android
100,000 dead from a virus, 20+ million unemployed and rioting all over the country.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST @realDonaldTrump

America was just fine before 		Sunday, May 31, 2020 4:41:27 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You sound like Hitler https://t.co/NjJLHq3DpZ
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Sunday, May 31, 2020 4:35:42 PMTwitter for Android
Oh look. I woke up and the Minneapolis PD killed another black man for no reason. Flat out pinned their knees to his neck, because ya know, that's necessary. What else is new. This is America. 😰 Tuesday, May 26, 2020 7:17:11 AMTwitter for Android
This is a guy who has a human run a manual test against each server during production deployments. Once we get that automated, he'll have to go eat a dick instead
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, May 25, 2020 9:29:45 PMTwitter for Android
The guy sucks at his job and is what the French call Les Incompétent
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, May 25, 2020 9:29:03 PMTwitter for Android
I don't even get in until 9. And this asshole scheduled it over the weekend. Jagoff
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, May 25, 2020 9:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I was going to stop complaining on here but when the director of QA schedules an 8am meeting for the first day back after a three day weekend, he can go eat a rotting dick. Monday, May 25, 2020 9:27:08 PMTwitter for Android
Be right back Saturday, May 23, 2020 1:57:26 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Af5i7gEvCI Friday, May 22, 2020 9:03:06 PMTwitter for Android
@WestmorelandCO lol at suing the crooked @epa (which is essentially a coal lobby). Go out of business. Coal kills. Friday, May 22, 2020 9:00:25 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
Today was a bad day Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:52:45 PMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
 Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's been monsooning for three hours...

Instead of sleeping, I'm monitoring all my pumps and shit because I have a clogged downspout. Never seen the pumps run so much... 		Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:35:50 AMTwitter for Android
🖕coal

https://t.co/y1XVF2Wc4D 		Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:02:48 AMTwitter for Android
Is this a fucking joke?

https://t.co/mO4SfGFLdr 		Monday, May 18, 2020 9:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
@ChiefTenaya What a terrible thing to say. Shame on you. Pets are family. It's like losing a family member. Asshole.
In reply to @ChiefTenaya's tweet
 Monday, May 18, 2020 1:09:40 AMTwitter for Android
It is not easily apparent to me how to merge a PR in the @github Android app. Matter of fact, the app stinks - I feel like I should be able to easily figure it out, else the UX is bad. Maybe it's me though. I will use the web version. Sunday, May 17, 2020 11:54:07 PMTwitter for Android
Today was a bad day Sunday, May 17, 2020 10:21:50 PMTwitter for Android
Corrupt pieces of shit. Abolish the @EPA and send @realDonaldTrump to prison

https://t.co/sJO4hcFIEZ 		Sunday, May 17, 2020 8:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
I ripped the plug out and threw be it across the room. It's an unreliable piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:10:19 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Abolish the @EPA

https://t.co/LgOdjB3iAh 		Sunday, May 17, 2020 12:02:50 AMTwitter for Android
Shut up Tex. Of course you support abbreviated seasons. All your seasons were abbreviated because you were on the DL 80% of the time.

https://t.co/mHj2ljD15L 		Wednesday, May 13, 2020 8:47:53 AMTwitter for Android
I need Dr. Gregory House working on solving this pandemic. Dude would be snorting crushed Vicodin and end up curing Covid somehow, while calling everyone idiots.

House. 		Tuesday, May 12, 2020 10:53:01 PMTwitter for Android
PSA: If you're wishing a Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there... Make sure "mother's" has an apostrophe and "moms" does not.

Y'all are driving me crazy with your incorrect grammar 		Sunday, May 10, 2020 7:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
Google Opinion Rewards just paid me 60 cents to tell them Android Auto is buggy AF Saturday, May 09, 2020 2:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck names their kid X Æ A-12
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, May 09, 2020 8:11:48 AMTwitter for Android
Elon Musk is a fuckin weirdo. Smart guy, but wayyyyyyy out there Saturday, May 09, 2020 8:09:00 AMTwitter for Android
Humbug Friday, May 08, 2020 1:02:22 PMTwitter for Android
This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
This guy told @realDonaldTrump
To eat a dick

‘Very difficult and emotional’: Pandemic expert leaves Trump administration https://t.co/JTgaRptx22 		Wednesday, May 06, 2020 9:24:58 AMTwitter for Android
ABOLISH the useless @EPA
@EPAwater - this organization does nothing to protect Americans and doesn't base their decisions on science. Rather, are swayed by lobbyists. Defund this waste of money now!

https://t.co/2b1GgRo411 		Tuesday, May 05, 2020 7:17:55 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/eD6ngt96dY Monday, May 04, 2020 9:59:43 PMTwitter for Android
Grandma just referred to my kid as "Our baby" Monday, May 04, 2020 9:49:04 AMTwitter for Android
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.

Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty. 		Monday, May 04, 2020 7:55:46 AMTwitter for Android
It's been a good run, you guys!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:29:36 PMTwitter for Android
So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...

Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG 		Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:28:16 PMTwitter for Android
How is this not corruption

https://t.co/crFiUSqWL8 		Saturday, May 02, 2020 12:53:39 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb bastard. Can't take advice from the experts...

https://t.co/98aBFwgbRz 		Friday, May 01, 2020 11:13:40 PMTwitter for Android
I had to remove this riffraff from a dog poop station in my community. I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinions and Democrats are not perfect, but I can't get behind a "hamberger" eating, egomaniacal liar

Hillary's emails though. https://t.co/XtBJoAjeIH 		Wednesday, April 29, 2020 7:09:47 PMTwitter for Android
It never stops fucking raining Wednesday, April 29, 2020 8:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this asshole who has the entire driveway open but decides to block the sidewalk. This car has been here for months.

If my dog shits in your yard while I'm walking around your car, and I don't pick it up, it wasn't me https://t.co/YKwG10eAR0 		Monday, April 27, 2020 8:20:24 PMTwitter for Android
@karens_nips @ColumbusHealth Do you have better information? Please share.
In reply to @karens_nips's tweet
 Sunday, April 26, 2020 5:05:06 PMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusHealth Can you actually believe in today's days of advanced science and medicine, that the President of the United States of America suggests such ridiculous things? 🤔
In reply to @ColumbusHealth's tweet
 Sunday, April 26, 2020 11:50:28 AMTwitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin @henwoley @thehill Maybe he should do us all a favor and drink bleach
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
 Friday, April 24, 2020 6:08:56 AMTwitter for Android
How about this guy! A Republican who is actually basing his decisions on science and not being blind follower of doofus Trump. Mad respect here @MikeDeWine https://t.co/9qjDKmZK7R Thursday, April 23, 2020 11:09:49 PMTwitter for Android
Don't know what a bar looks like anymore, you guys Thursday, April 23, 2020 10:24:24 PMTwitter for Android
Dr. Trump knows it all and will fire anyone who proves otherwise. Because, science! https://t.co/7VJfWsEip7 Thursday, April 23, 2020 7:13:16 AMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:24:08 PMTwitter for Android
Also, we need a purge of the idiots.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:49 PMTwitter for Android
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
Moved into an @mihomes house built 15 years ago and they used dollar store drywall. All of the corner drywall tape is peeling/cracking and there are a million screw pops. Amatuer hour. Saturday, April 18, 2020 12:06:42 AMTwitter for Android
You see how mentally unstable my recent tweets make me seem? Only difference is, I still have morals and I'm not the President of the United States. Friday, April 17, 2020 12:06:50 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Thanks. Hope all's well and you're all staying safe!
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, April 17, 2020 12:05:09 AMTwitter for Android
@EPAAWheeler REMEMBER WHEN LAKE ERIE WENT ON FIRE? Your policies will lead to this type of pollution again.

You are awful and are a murderer. Your policies are killing minorities who live close to polluting power plants.

RESIGN
In reply to @EPAAWheeler's tweet
 Thursday, April 16, 2020 9:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
ABOLISH THE @EPA

They are a cancer, controlled by the coal and oil lobbies. Why spend money on an agency that does nothing to protect the public?

https://t.co/KIuBT6JGM8 		Thursday, April 16, 2020 9:08:04 PMTwitter for Android
@SamSykesSwears Beat the shit out of @realDonaldTrump
In reply to @SamSykesSwears's tweet
 Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:26:58 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck else is it going to be this year Wednesday, April 15, 2020 11:04:27 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito It's amazing
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, April 15, 2020 6:41:20 AMTwitter for Android
What else are you supposed to do https://t.co/ovSPrWcJDS Tuesday, April 14, 2020 8:58:14 AMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
Welp, guess they'll die

https://t.co/MTh9l4GraF 		Monday, April 13, 2020 10:19:31 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe Jesus should just come back and end the world. Be like fuck what this turned into Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:34 AMTwitter for Android
Hope everyone has a happy fucked up Easter Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
Who'd've ever thunk Kevin McCallister's mom would be on a TV show wearing this ridiculous outfit in the year of our Lord 2020 https://t.co/t7LPwbi6oB Friday, April 10, 2020 11:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
Just caught up with the latest episode of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist and I need a goddamn tranquilizer now Friday, April 10, 2020 11:36:18 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: use science and technology. Learn and share knowledge across health systems... Use AI to find correlations between variables t find what treatments work. Tech people need to build this now

Don't do something because some idiot doofus said to
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 Friday, April 10, 2020 11:15:11 PMTwitter for Android
Ignoramus @RonJohnsonWI seems to think he's an expert on science and medicine. "Let's blindly push for an unproven drug that mein führer seems to think works, probably because he has shares in that company"
https://t.co/GGqcKDYB5H 		Friday, April 10, 2020 10:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
@I_S_H_Y_ @googlenest Also, the wifi chipset they use stinks. Always disconnects, even though it's not far from my access point. I have other devices further that remain connected
In reply to @I_S_H_Y_'s tweet
 Wednesday, April 08, 2020 12:55:16 PMTwitter for Android
@JimRenacci Hold bats accountable! The virus probably came from bats and transferred to livestock, then to humans in unsanitary conditions

Yes, China covered it up and that's shitty. The Soviet Union covered up Chernobyl too...
In reply to @JimRenacci's tweet
 Wednesday, April 08, 2020 7:38:39 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Oh right! I tested the old Firefox nightly builds. Minefield!

Times!
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
 Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam What was the other board again besides middle_man?
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
 Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:06:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's the year 2020 and I can't even get the fucking groceries I want. What kind of bullshit is this Monday, April 06, 2020 7:00:17 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis is a useless Trump puppet. Literally refused to shut shit down until Donnie boy said it was serious. Then he did it.

Absolute moron https://t.co/f8N1g4aq12 		Wednesday, April 01, 2020 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
@10TV What camera/setup is @jeffbooth10tv using remotely? Very high quality video Wednesday, April 01, 2020 7:29:34 AMTwitter for Android
Florida and idiot @GovRonDeSantis on Coronavirus:

https://t.co/C4SqvEZHe6 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 7:59:22 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute moron (it's Florida, what do you expect)

@MikeDeWine: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute boss. Keep up the good work! 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 7:11:20 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump YOU SELF-CENTERED CUNT. HOW CAN YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR RATINGS WHEN AMERICANS ARE DYING AND YOUR BRAINLESS FOLLOWERS BELIEVE ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Sunday, March 29, 2020 2:40:39 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @LiveNation Those greedy selfish bastards will never do anything not for profit. I hope the go defunct.
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
 Sunday, March 29, 2020 7:47:36 AMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou I don't trust them. Going by CDC numbers
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
 Sunday, March 29, 2020 5:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
We're supposed to be a first world country? China has over a billion people, yet the US has more cases in a shorter span. We stink at this.

I've always said 🇺🇲 has been a second world country for years. 		Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:54:18 PMTwitter for Android
Attention all companies that make baby toys: Please stop putting sounds of panting dogs into toys. You're teaching my daughter to pant like an dog and/or hyperventilate Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:19:42 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus. These CW shows really guy you Friday, March 27, 2020 11:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
I could go for a slice of Joe's Pizza in the LES about now Friday, March 27, 2020 9:27:04 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @JdeGrom19 @Mets @MLB @The7Line @SNYtv Literally: Cancel the season
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, March 27, 2020 6:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
No one understands me and I think the majority of people are morons. I am tired of dealing with morons in this world.

Pretty sure the issue lies with me. I had enough 		Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:08:36 AMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @mitchlafon I hope Ticketmaster goes bankrupt and vanishes
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
 Wednesday, March 25, 2020 9:51:59 PMTwitter for Android
Been watching tons of virus movies on Netflix and everyone is an IDIOT in these situations.

Same for real life 		Wednesday, March 25, 2020 8:03:49 AMTwitter for Android
I am a huge supporter of this kind of Darwinism. We don't need these kinds of American citizens who believe an orange man over proven science. https://t.co/sqQlhoOch3 Tuesday, March 24, 2020 9:18:46 AMTwitter for Android
I swear to God, my dog hears food bags opening and wakes up from a dead sleep every time. What a chonk. #foodhound Monday, March 23, 2020 10:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fucking moron
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Sunday, March 22, 2020 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Mymom asked me why my voice was hoarse in my last Instagram and I told her I had corona Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:57:12 AMTwitter for Android
Paid $1.88 for gas last week and I got robbed...

What a time to be alive https://t.co/c92NrCG7HD 		Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:40:40 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Did that lower the throughput or signal? 🤣
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:52:16 PMTwitter for Android
Butts! Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:42:23 PMTwitter for Android
Did a Zoom with the Friendsgiving crew yesterday and feel bad/it's hilarious that we sang happy bday to my old boss' bf but none of us knew his name.

🎵happy birthday, dear mehlsjd blehhh happy birthday to you🎵 		Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:41:54 PMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Fair enough
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
 Thursday, March 19, 2020 8:12:54 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Trump supporters are fucking dumb. If my real name wasn't used on Nextdoor, I'd have at this idiot https://t.co/3A7tfQZFkY Thursday, March 19, 2020 2:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
My daughter is essentially Arod in the sense that she is obsessed with herself and licks her reflection in glass doors and mirrors https://t.co/l2wUGg8tIC Thursday, March 19, 2020 7:27:38 AMTwitter for Android
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to catch this virus now and isolate now so that I'm immune and can return o doing whatever the hell I want without worrying about getting it or infecting others Monday, March 16, 2020 6:30:21 AMTwitter for Android
@SenBlumenthal @LindseyGrahamSC you two assholes trying to pass a bill to break encryption? Sunday, March 15, 2020 7:20:54 PMTwitter for Android
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"

"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"

is a great start to my day and how all my days are. 		Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:16:21 AMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO why isn't smartcast loading? Thursday, March 12, 2020 10:11:29 PMTwitter for Android
Ok, I take back this ignorant tweet. It's actually serious.

And it was North Korea's Christmas gift. https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ 		Thursday, March 12, 2020 7:44:14 AMTwitter for Android
It's just a simulation... It's just a simulation... Wednesday, March 11, 2020 11:43:24 PMTwitter for Android
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
News: "Don't panic about coronavirus"

But literally it's the only thing to they talk about 		Wednesday, March 11, 2020 7:10:51 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PMTwitter for Android
Dafuq @madebygoogle @rosterloh

Do not botch the Pixel 5 pls.

https://t.co/QuanInCgDo 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 7:35:22 PMTwitter for Android
hey @FlatEarthOrg, if the Earth is flat, how is it that this plane is flying straight up into space? Saturday, March 07, 2020 3:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck yourselves, ignorant bastards. You're rejecting science? @EPA

https://t.co/lXxsIPkw4t 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 1:15:16 PMTwitter for Android
@Phandroid has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:56:11 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAuth has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:55:39 AMTwitter for Android
@androidandme has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:46 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAnarchy has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:25 AMTwitter for Android
@androidcentral has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:30 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidPolice has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiH6Qe 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:19 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle FIX YOUR RCS BUGS
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:50:21 AMTwitter for Android
Google is showing me ads for coronavirus/surgical masks and man, they've got the wrong demographic...

They won't help idiots! 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:25:33 AMTwitter for Android
Yes it would be a disaster. How is this fuckin socialist dinosaur on top? This would be an automatic Trump win

https://t.co/GOQ9M4wz1f 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:23:18 AMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC I get 5 robo calls per day and you repealed net neutrality. You are bad at life
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:13:02 AMTwitter for Android
New @terminalBLGA is actually pretty nice, but but I don't understand why the men's room is huge and a mile long but only have three urinals and two sinks Saturday, February 29, 2020 10:19:51 AMTwitter for Android
Boarding in group 9 with all of the poors Saturday, February 29, 2020 9:42:41 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
Searched for Imagine on @GooglePlayMusic and it's CRIMINAL that John Lennon isn't the first result https://t.co/YmtAWzTtQ3 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 7:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination... Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AMTwitter for Android
12:30AM and I'm hungover Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:30:40 AMTwitter for Android
Do fucking better on the Pixel 5
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:26:30 AMTwitter for Android
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be.
In reply to @VoteJenaPowell's tweet
 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AMTwitter for Android
Real hardoo conductor scanned my Metro North digital ticket. Usually they don't and just trust you. Tuesday, February 25, 2020 10:05:02 PMTwitter for Android
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78

Totally still counts, amirite? 		Monday, February 24, 2020 6:45:04 PMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAHHAH. This flat earther killed himself trying to prove the Earth was flat and I predicted this in 2017: https://t.co/Ie4zvkX86k

https://t.co/VOTN9TKUSD 		Monday, February 24, 2020 7:57:28 AMTwitter for Android
Guy was very butthurt and called me out for being disrespectful, in which I replied "You ever read his tweets? They are not respectful either" https://t.co/PKziK6kghs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:40:23 PMTwitter for Android
I got heckled by a US Government cop today at the VA Hospital because as I was walking out, I made a derogatory comment about a Trump portrait on the wall. Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:32:25 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu ❤️
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:55:58 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:15:40 AMTwitter for Android
What do you expect? Giuliani isn't having them killed anymore

https://t.co/u7Fo6D0lVp 		Sunday, February 16, 2020 4:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
Is it just me, or does the New Green Day sound like Portugal the Man? Friday, February 14, 2020 9:31:03 AMTwitter for Android
The IRS can eat a dick

https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i 		Monday, February 10, 2020 5:45:01 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev They are unpredictable. Which would you say is the best performing that works on your firmware as if right now?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Friday, February 07, 2020 7:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting. Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges? Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien… 		Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Arod is gonna have this guy killed Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:20:55 PMTwitter for Android
Does Shakira have an outie belly button? Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:13:01 PMTwitter for Android
Does the sun ever come out in @ColumbusGov? Pretty sure Seattle is less gloomy Thursday, January 30, 2020 6:57:28 AMTwitter for Android
Detective Rex Kiser, who conducts digital forensic examinations for the Fort Worth Police Department, is a moron.

Phone companies aren't making phones harder to hack to fuck with the police, idiot. Security and encryption are getting better.

https://t.co/XB69ZxADdJ 		Thursday, January 30, 2020 6:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
Goddamnit @Android 10 volume control is fucking garbage.

Group chat is going nuts and it's impossible to mute the notification sounds. Hold volume down rocker and it lowers the media volume but you have to go into 95 secret menus to shut off txt alert sounds. Christ.

Fix it 		Wednesday, January 29, 2020 9:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever did this is a real sick fuck who needs to be killed by firing squad

https://t.co/c32Sflg1Wy 		Saturday, January 25, 2020 9:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
I just went on an all out rampage in our architecture slack channel
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:57 AMTwitter for Android
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s

The fuck, right? Just wait
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, January 24, 2020 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, January 24, 2020 1:40:21 AMTwitter for Android
I hate fucking everything right now because devs are IDIOTS. Rant incoming: Friday, January 24, 2020 1:38:29 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that this is real life is fucking absurd. Our country has lost its goddamn mind https://t.co/nnoY2Y63B5 Saturday, January 18, 2020 9:48:31 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watching Pick of the Litter on Disney+

So I'm sobbing, obvi. 		Thursday, January 16, 2020 8:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing new here: https://t.co/2q0Ty80Dq0

https://t.co/tETJXo8fJY 		Saturday, January 11, 2020 7:19:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Mal and I couldn't find where they toy noise was coming from last night
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, January 03, 2020 8:06:47 PMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam where I work, all our PII data is required to be scrubbed when being copied to non-prodiction environments. I'd there is any user data not scrubbed, it's secured in our same prod infrastructure

Idiots. 		Tuesday, December 31, 2019 5:43:33 AMTwitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android

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