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@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
Someone actually banged this piece of shit? I hope she gives birth to an alien that eats her

https://t.co/PFDjhqAl1I
Friday, March 12, 2021 9:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
Big Dick Biden coming in hot again πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Flat out refusing to sign his name on the stimulus checks or send letters so he can get them out quicker and cut wastefulness (unlike that other dumb cocky prick who had to let us know his actions were huge - the best actions).
Tuesday, March 09, 2021 10:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
This Oprah / Royal Fam documentary is fire flames. The Queen's gotta be spinning in her grave, and she's not even dead yet!

https://t.co/CQBMBU4OAN
Monday, March 08, 2021 3:56:41 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao! This fuckin LOSER just cannot stop losing. Give it up already! https://t.co/svYZE60UxD Monday, March 08, 2021 2:50:53 PMTwitter for Android
*Macs... Stupid autocorrect making me use punctuation wrong.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:53:05 PMTwitter for Android
There is no best browser anymore. You just have to use what is native for the best battery optimization. Chrome is a clunker, but wins on Android. Use Edge if you use Windows and Safari on Mac's or iPhones
https://t.co/GqOeK5xIlX
Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:52:17 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks for following science and not being a dumb Trump moron @MikeDeWine

Ohio governor defends continuing mask mandate https://t.co/q2W1mFvP7X
Sunday, March 07, 2021 11:59:46 AMTwitter for Android
This guy stinks. You support this riff raff? @ohiogop

https://t.co/T1ay5MhHE4
Saturday, March 06, 2021 7:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
No moral concerns you silly bishops. What good is frozen tissue from the 80s in a freezer vs saving more lives

https://t.co/09i7dbhYD4
Wednesday, March 03, 2021 7:55:54 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all are actually surprised Dr. Seuss published racist shit? Why are you surprised? That cracker racist AF. It was the 1930s-1950s in America. Every white male was racist. Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:01:46 AMTwitter for Android
What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PMTwitter for Android
BIG DICK BIDEN making huge promises over here, saying there will be enough vaccine supply for all American adults by the end of May. Big promise here. Let's see how that goes Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
This is enraging

https://t.co/XjwVKzRNvQ
Monday, March 01, 2021 11:08:21 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd @McDonalds Wait really? They don't have the full breakfast menu all day, but they should at least have egg McMuffins and hash browns
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
My daughter is not even two and she is already saying "hey google, play baby shark on YouTube" and going to the zoo with older boys. I am in big trouble here Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:12:24 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole Sunday, February 21, 2021 9:50:53 AMTwitter for Android
Google is so full of shit. They fired a second AI researcher who ran a script against her email to look for discrimination? What are you afraid of Google? It's so obvious that they're threatened so much by what AI will uncover, that they're just firing people left and right https://t.co/O7ckJsJKjM Saturday, February 20, 2021 9:01:08 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You insurrectionist dummy https://t.co/tjbYwPnnyL
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 16, 2021 10:51:32 AMTwitter for Android
@instagram please fix the blatantly obvious and obnoxious bug on Android where it doesn't tell you which photo you are on as you're swirling through a post of multiple pictures (both the bottom dots and x of y) Monday, February 15, 2021 9:28:18 AMTwitter for Android
I just saw a hearse with a license plate "XPIRED" and it really made me chuckle because I'm a dark motherfucker and 2020/1 is synonymous with death Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:40:30 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty someone put me out of my fucking misery already Friday, February 12, 2021 10:55:19 PMTwitter for Android
Android 11 on a Pixel 4
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:59 AMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport Hi, I have a Versa 3 and the Google Assistant stops working the second I close the app after setting it up.

I disabled battery optimization for Fitbit, but it never works. Can't find any relevant articles on the support site

Thanks
Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:45 AMTwitter for Android
Google Nest minis have piece of shit microphones that never fucking listen to you, even with the sensitivity turned all the way up Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:48:14 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev @protikdas Problem I have with Asus is that they keep pumping out all these models and it's hard to support them all. If I were them, I'd just have an entry level, mid range, high end, and gaming model

Also, no guarantee Asus will support any router as long as they have supported 68U
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 08, 2021 3:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev @protikdas I'm waiting for a 6E flagship that will have years of support (like the AC68U). I was debating about getting an AX88U, since it seems to be the ax flagship, but it's still expensive and hard to find.

I got burned with the abomination that was the AC87U
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Monday, February 08, 2021 3:03:31 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but these are two fuckin assholes for naming their son whatever the fuck that name is. https://t.co/RjySSrT5xD Monday, February 08, 2021 2:55:30 PMTwitter for Android
Tonight, the neighborhood Karen (literally her name) complained to me about: the recycling people, the town snow plow people, how the county didn't update that she had paid her taxes, how her porch concrete isn't sloped right, the ice, and more!

#karensgonewild https://t.co/CfkHhlzBlB
Saturday, February 06, 2021 12:03:18 AMTwitter for Android
To the moon! Thursday, February 04, 2021 10:35:09 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, this explains why the motherfuckers are taking away free @googlephotos storage one June 1st

https://t.co/gXySNj0tSp
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 11:06:16 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee Hey man, Mitch is a shit person, but he's right about this one, asshole. You are a cancer, Marjorie. At least Mitch, who still sucks, has respect for the Constitution
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:47:45 AMTwitter for Android
My dog refused to walk with me in the snow and I'm crushed Monday, February 01, 2021 9:11:23 PMTwitter for Android
@RaheemKassam Dude what in the actual fuck are you babbling about
In reply to @RaheemKassam's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 10:59:24 PMTwitter for Android
@flyfishingcan @MichaelRapaport It's the NY Post, a garbage tabloid. Nothing they write is credible
In reply to @flyfishingcan's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 9:10:30 AMTwitter for Android
It's completely fine that Trump's defense attornies left him.

Only like 5 GOP peeps actually turned on him. Everyone else is a weak, brainwashed moron, supporting their cult leader.

Motherfucker is gonna get away with everything
Sunday, January 31, 2021 8:17:06 AMTwitter for Android
@JJohnj71 @StephenKing ... would rather have a president who:

- incites an insurrection
- denies science
- thought it was a good idea to use disinfectants internally or use light to cure Covid
- is plagued by scandals
- grabs women by the pussy

C'mon
In reply to @JJohnj71's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 11:54:24 PMTwitter for Android
I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical.

However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee @CoriBush Hey Marjorie: put your mask on, you stupid bitch. Were in the middle of a pandemic and Trump had 430k killed due to utter incompetence and science and logic denying cult followers

Whoever yelled at you - good.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
Dudes, I know cross site tracking cookies and targeted ads are shady and shit like that, but if I have to click another fuckin popup to accept cookies on every new site I visit, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Whoever came up with this law iss an asshole causing shit ux across the web
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:23:29 AMTwitter for Android
@youtubemusic is there a reason I cannot shuffle playlists on Apple CarPlay? Specifically my liked playlist Thursday, January 28, 2021 9:30:44 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/qoJmrmCh8W Thursday, January 28, 2021 12:25:07 AMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz Transition them all to solar and wind production, fuckface
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:47:56 PMTwitter for Android
@jwross55 @mtgreenee Don't waste your time trying to be logical with this inbred moron who is out of touch with reality.
In reply to @jwross55's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit that posted videos of death threats to Democrats.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:43:18 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit, but I also oppose a gas tax hike. Unfortunately, you have to be wealthy to afford electric cars because dinosaur Trumpets punish people for being green issues of subsidizing green tech
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Monday, January 25, 2021 8:43:49 PMTwitter for Android
@fred_guttenberg @mtgreenee I am so sorry for your loss. I cannot even imagine what you've been going through - nothing can make it right again.

And then you get people who are supposed to represent and protect us and spread such hate and lies. Special place in hell for Marjorie
In reply to @fred_guttenberg's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:37:11 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
@RandPaul ARE YOU PRO LIFE, OR JUST PRO BIRTH? Your party is silly. Once the baby is born, you guys don't give a fuck about supporting them with social programs.

You ever read @Freakonomics, dunce?
In reply to @RandPaul's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 9:05:13 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz You MORON. How about transition coal jobs into wind and solar?
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Thursday, January 21, 2021 8:36:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to decide who was the worst president of all time.

Jackson was a crazy bastard who murdered people in gun duels, signed the Indian Removal Act and crashed the economy

Trump killed 400,000+ by mismanaging a pandemic and incited an insurrection to overthrow the gov't
Tuesday, January 19, 2021 9:10:03 PMTwitter for Android
What part of the pandemic breakdown stage is it when you're walking around your neighborhood at night with the girls blasting Michelle Branch from the stroller Bluetooth speaker? Because that's where I'm at right now Monday, January 18, 2021 7:56:29 PMTwitter for Android
A pardon? This deranged bitch wants a pardon? How about death for treason instead?

https://t.co/pDeLkJVyJe
Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey and I looked out our window last night and noticed an object in the backyard. Threw the floods on and it was an empty Michelob box. We classy. My immediate reaction was "smh Jesus Christ"

(Wind took it - we were using the wintry back deck as a free fridge)
Saturday, January 16, 2021 5:18:33 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit. I want my free socialism money to donate to antifa so the can send Lindsey Graham a bag of dicks https://t.co/dLGJDx6Usl Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:17:05 AMTwitter for Android
You dumb, brainwashed motherfuckers

https://t.co/m7S4O53U7r
Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:00:58 AMTwitter for Android
If the laptops had a good security policy and were locked + had their data encrypted at rest, there should be a low probability any of these dimwitted maga morons would be able to access data on them.

https://t.co/eCFSw5t4ee
Tuesday, January 12, 2021 7:09:45 PMTwitter for Android
The @ColumbusPolice are trash

https://t.co/Cuafr3kE50
Tuesday, January 12, 2021 3:41:06 PMTwitter for Android
@magy2misho @bridges_walls @tedcruz I wasn't talking about you, Maggy. only bridges_walls. Twitter just included all the usernames

I agree with you. Doesn't matter if you're white, purple or green. If you stormed the Capitol, it's a rebellion. I just didn't like the "usually Muslims are terrorists" statement
In reply to @magy2misho's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2021 5:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
@QonservativeOne Let me know when you come down with, what your cult leader calls "Kung Flu"
In reply to @QonservativeOne's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:47:20 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
Hey jokers: @OHFCSO then you wonder why people hate the police. This guy said nothing wrong. Racist 🐽s

Franklin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson told to resign after post about Capitol police | https://t.co/S5kqsPcBHi https://t.co/fViz3yGuW0
Friday, January 08, 2021 9:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
Trump has nothing more to live for. His life is over. He should just euthanize himself Friday, January 08, 2021 9:12:35 PMTwitter for Android
This is excellent but now I can't tell him to fuck off anymore https://t.co/JceG6LLdzE Friday, January 08, 2021 9:09:30 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO How's your asinine book coming along. Oh wait, the publisher cancelled it. GOOD, you jagoff Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz hey weasel dick Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:13:24 PMTwitter for Android
@TTuberville how does @RudyGiuliani's crusty nuts taste all over your mouth, you fucking hack. Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone who objected to the presidential certification because of baseless accusations that have been proven invalid time and time again, needs to be removed from Congress immediately

@tedcruz @HawleyMO - are anarchists and terrorists and should be thrown in jail
Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
How much money did the @NRA
Pay @MikeDeWine to change his mind on this?

https://t.co/YDVzNMayrI
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 12:44:59 AMTwitter for Android
Rated E for everyone 10+... So I guess once you're 10, it's acceptable to watch Andy Cohen getting blackout on New Year's Eve and trying to force people to do acid. Quality content for kids https://t.co/hdJxuVqvQl Tuesday, January 05, 2021 12:02:38 AMTwitter for Android
Look at this fuckin guy's ear. Handled Covid alright in the beginning, then proceeded to do silly things.

So now it's legal in Ohio to kill anyone you want out in public if you perceive them to be a threat (rather than de-escalating or retreating). Added bonus if you're white. https://t.co/Lxefw5arpH
Monday, January 04, 2021 11:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
@KylieJaneKremer Covid super spreader event, you science denying, maskless pricks
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
Sunday, January 03, 2021 8:55:34 PMTwitter for Android
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes.
Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
Has @realDonaldTrump eaten a dick today? If not, he should choke on one. Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
These hick states should be kicked right the fuck out of the union. These are the states with idiots still contesting the election like fuckin cult sheep followers. Give it up already https://t.co/4wASNVu1bn Saturday, January 02, 2021 2:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
El Gary needs to get his life together. I can't have my starting catcher hitting .1250 with a million passed balls. Do better or get the fuck off the team

https://t.co/Vj8Om6HzCT
Saturday, January 02, 2021 1:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin Looney Toon reposting this propaganda garbage. A conniving loser, liar, and total failure. All the worst in 2021, dick
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 01, 2021 1:18:09 AMTwitter for Android
@MayorGinther @ColumbusGov #bluelivesmurder
In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet
Thursday, December 31, 2020 3:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop Seriously, get this brainwashed Trump puppet under control. Lord knows what kind of dirt he has that he needs protection from his fΓΌhrer.

It's over. He lost. Deal with it.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, December 28, 2020 10:40:00 AMTwitter for Android
@Jim_Jordan Go fuck yourself for trying to overturn this election, you deranged, delusional moron. You're an embarrassment to the state of Ohio. Trump is an unstable lunatic, and you support his Hitler-esque behavior and baseless conspiracies. https://t.co/HUj7B8uRpl Monday, December 28, 2020 9:25:59 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin loser. Hope you had a shitty Christmas, asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, December 25, 2020 9:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Who would actually listen to 10 minutes of this lying, conniving, bumbling motherfucker? You lost fuckhead. You're a lame duck. Go play golf and shut you ignorant mouth.

Literally doing nothing would be better than anything. Fucking go away. You're a national travesty
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:39:39 AMTwitter for Android
Corrupt HB6 MUST be repealed and @EnergyHarbor must be investigated. End corruption and invest in green energy NOW.

@MikeDeWine @ohiogop @PUCOhio
https://t.co/59d0L0Srbu
Monday, December 21, 2020 9:18:37 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin relax, we still coo for another couple billion years, plus earth'll be gone by then anyway https://t.co/cFeEcJI5OB Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:54:32 PMTwitter for Android
Moral of the story. Keep your damn nose clean and don't ever do anything shady you wouldn't want coming back to haunt you because you never know who will bring you down, no matter how much time passes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Let me explain to y'all how blackmail works... 8 years ago, at an out of control startup party, a married dude fucked someone in a closet and got caught by building security. The company was informed by the building but it never came out who it was. I know who it was. Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
I had enough of this shit Thursday, December 17, 2020 10:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
@TeamYouTube Yeah, I have premium. This thing is infuriating to use.

Absolutely impossible to get it to shuffle my liked playlist. It started playing nonsense I never heard of. Does anyone who works on this team actually use the product, b/c it's not too hard to see how buggy it is. https://t.co/LRsb0XcHk4
In reply to @TeamYouTube's tweet
Saturday, December 12, 2020 10:24:09 PMTwitter for Android
Why is it not possible to thumbs up a @youtubemusic song on my @googlenest home? I can't do it from my display gui and when I asked via voice (multiple times) it lagged and then did it 8 times in a row.

This is basic.
Saturday, December 12, 2020 6:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Yep! Die! Get Covid... Kill yourselves... Martyr yourselves... Get the idiots out of the gene pool!

https://t.co/8T4gaQaRDl
Thursday, December 10, 2020 6:15:30 PMTwitter for Android
Make America Great Again! #trump2020 #coal4lyfe

https://t.co/9Igq7uPa4j
Wednesday, December 09, 2020 8:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
I've said it once and I've said it again. These idiots chose a proprietary charger over USB-C. Then they sell an incomplete product without a charger to help? F off

Apple is forced to include iPhone charger for not demonstrating 'environmental benefits' https://t.co/w8H6Atk9yr
Sunday, December 06, 2020 2:05:06 PMTwitter for Android
What are you going to do to them once you find out, fucko?

https://t.co/2gkqA4SgCI
Saturday, December 05, 2020 4:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
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https://t.co/dJ3QX7FlpG
Friday, December 04, 2020 10:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
Good, motherfucker. Good. @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/726Ovja2go
Thursday, December 03, 2020 7:36:18 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. @ohiogop STINKS

https://t.co/ZjaR3ZheHn
Wednesday, December 02, 2020 10:38:25 PMTwitter for Android
@GadsdenMarc Imagine if we actually used this money to benefit society πŸ€”
In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet
Saturday, November 28, 2020 11:54:41 AMTwitter for Android
Imagine paying this much money and still being a fuckin loser https://t.co/Hlh1F9Gaho Saturday, November 28, 2020 11:45:35 AMTwitter for Android
Eating a bag of dicks https://t.co/t8THsdq7eU Thursday, November 26, 2020 11:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
@Chromecast and @netflix need to work this out. What is the harm in listing Netflix content on Google TV's guide? It's extra exposure. If this is not a bug but rather a dispute, that's nonsense

https://t.co/DGXVRcyxQQ
Thursday, November 26, 2020 8:52:26 AMTwitter for Android
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Wowwwwww @comcast fucking BLOWS

@AjitPaiFCC @FCC How's that net neutrality doing? How about you guys are the DEVIL

https://t.co/VOcOjCoOmr
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:10:43 PMTwitter for Android
@GaSecofState is a SUCKER for thinking idiot @realDonaldTrump cared about him.

You supported a SUCKER and got duped, moron. Good, you jerk.

https://t.co/huYYDzTuat
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:26:19 AMTwitter for Android
Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PMTwitter for Android
Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
Google is getting out of control and needs to fuck off for a bit because they're becoming greedy bastards. Record profits, and they start charging for every little fart.

Google Photos free hq storage is ending June 2021, GPay and their fees...
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:39:13 PMTwitter for Android
Stop wasting money incarcerating this bitch. Put her foot first through a wood chipper

https://t.co/IGNF8e9Ji5
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 10:19:29 PMTwitter for Android
This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron

https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty, British nursery rhymes are fuckin weird https://t.co/ypPuz8BGWz Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:38:30 PMTwitter for Android
Imagine increasing your net worth by $100 billion in just one year. This guy is a fuckin looney toon weirdo

https://t.co/IP7h0VogYz
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:52:30 AMTwitter for Android
This woman is a piece of shit

https://t.co/p8fTXxB6er
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
IDGAF. Sign me up! Stick the needle in me twice. I don't care if it makes me feel like shit, I'll suck it up so this horse shit plague goes away.

Honestly if all the booze and stupid shit I used to do didn't kill me by now, I'll be fine. https://t.co/P2P3QBBJQE
Monday, November 23, 2020 11:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. New administration needs to clean up all this FCC riff raff. You corporate shill.

https://t.co/gXktckX1vs
Monday, November 23, 2020 10:55:26 PMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump @OANN @ChanelRion https://t.co/yoxvLWvzn0
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, November 21, 2020 11:33:07 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK
Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
@Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump You're both a bunch of dummies
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:14:05 AMTwitter for Android
So who the fuck is paying for all of imbecile @realDonaldTrump's lawsuits because that dude's broke af and he's going to have nothing to show for it. Thursday, November 19, 2020 11:25:31 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe it's just me, but those outdoor Christmas red/green dot projectors people put on their houses look like ASS. They're dim, and for lazy people. Put real lights up Thursday, November 19, 2020 6:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
Look at this V shaped recovery after Covid. Obviously Trump himself should get personal credit for this https://t.co/lk9MHcsgAp Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:30:38 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes it's just complete bullshit. Gotta just shake it off and try again tomorrow. Tuesday, November 17, 2020 12:23:32 AMTwitter for Android
Bahahhahahhahahah GO FUCK YOURSELVES @RIAA

https://t.co/pyZ83ZAtjp
Monday, November 16, 2020 8:36:38 PMTwitter for Android
Make America Great Again! https://t.co/8rMTMBZxPx Sunday, November 15, 2020 11:06:57 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Go pop more adderall you manic moron
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:57:51 PMTwitter for Android
We are all being poisoned by @Bayer ?bunch of idiots to buy piece of shit Monsanto). Autism rates and cancer is through the roof. It's the environment! The global food supply is poisoned! This is common sense. Glyphosate must be banned!

https://t.co/AkLjBETLTZ
Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
. @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead?

https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx
Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter banned me for 12 hours for this tweet, but I fully stand by it https://t.co/MNSsRdYVuE Saturday, November 14, 2020 7:38:09 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PMTwitter for Android
It's just that all the hick farmers are white racists are easily brainwashed into Trump's cult

https://t.co/wAxkBBWaei
Thursday, November 12, 2020 9:48:57 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
My first ever picture of my real job right after college was three days in and there was a beer on my desk. Tuesday, November 10, 2020 1:35:04 AMTwitter for Android
Deceased. 🀣🀣🀣🀣. This is my new favorite video of all time https://t.co/JcO3cSj4Yg Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:59:56 AMTwitter for Android
Lol what a rapist https://t.co/Wu3LIQysL6 Saturday, November 07, 2020 9:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
Dude you're a real fuckup president if you lose and people end up celebrating in the streets. Saturday, November 07, 2020 8:17:41 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Go eat yourself, loser
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, November 07, 2020 7:13:09 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/B4AYiN5U2l Saturday, November 07, 2020 12:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
I can tell you this for a fact. Trust me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:59:12 PMTwitter for Android
Dude fuck big pharma. Just do shrooms instead. It's only illegal because they want your profits

https://t.co/WQvqXq72QZ
Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:55:35 PMTwitter for Android
What a great night for Donald Trump to choke on a dick Thursday, November 05, 2020 10:11:06 PMTwitter for Android
Right is wrong Thursday, November 05, 2020 9:58:29 PMTwitter for Android
Look at this fat fuck. Literally as corrupt as they come.

FUCK Larry Householder. Fuck @EnergyHarbor and their bailed out fucking coal plants
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:58:58 PMTwitter for Android
Wow you guys are fucking IDIOTS @ohiogop

Ex-Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder on track to win re-election despite arrest on corruption charge https://t.co/XLbcsIV6rW
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PMTwitter for Android
RT @nachosarah: instead of calling it america we should call it the land of the fucking idiots Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:28:24 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look, this decrepit turtle was reelected for the 7th time. People in Kentucky are braindead

https://t.co/B88QHdJet6
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 9:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
Eddie Vedder and BeyoncΓ© doing Redemption Song at Global Citizen Festival 2015. Was there. Unbelievable.

https://t.co/bjdmqMlKC8
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 4:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
Why am I getting this ad? I'm not a junkie and I poop a lot. Jeez https://t.co/RI9bAAaaRW Tuesday, November 03, 2020 12:45:03 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Christ Almighty. This election needs to end already. You're spreading the virus with these rallies you fucking jaggoff. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, November 01, 2020 2:39:27 PMTwitter for Android
My dog is very selective with where she takes her shits. It's always near Trump signs. She's a genius Friday, October 30, 2020 9:57:24 PMTwitter for Android
I just took a 45 minute walk and forgot my Fitbit on the charger and now it looks like I'm jagging it because I'm shaking my wrist to make up for the missed steps Wednesday, October 28, 2020 9:00:45 PMTwitter for Android
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump how's the stock market doing today, cuntface?

https://t.co/1Z27l9hEdq
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 4:57:42 PMTwitter for Android
Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate Wednesday, October 28, 2020 3:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Eh, fuck em

https://t.co/Kuz8NQWs8H
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 1:44:47 PMTwitter for Android
@__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released.

So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer
In reply to @__Really__'s tweet
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AMTwitter for Android
My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana Sunday, October 25, 2020 8:02:14 PMTwitter for Android
Voting in this country is very similar to the Black Lives Matter movement. All votes matter, but in some states votes matter more. For example if you're voting Republican in NY or CA, your vote does not matter. All votes are not equal!

The Electoral College is silly
Sunday, October 25, 2020 3:20:57 PMTwitter for Android
I very excite to watch @BoratSagdiyev's subsequent moviefilm tonight. High five! Friday, October 23, 2020 8:06:43 PMTwitter for Android
This pandemic has caused me to build a tolerance to every drug ever invented Thursday, October 22, 2020 2:01:10 PMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport my Versa somehow got itself into night mode. There is a moon icon and I cannot change settings. How do I turn this off? Yes, I rebooted it Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:11:00 AMTwitter for Android
Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down.

Idgaf
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 9:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
Rewatching Dexter. Forgot how good it was (up to Trinity) https://t.co/gwVu11sPl6 Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:37:53 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9
Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
Dark. Failure. Unsafe. Despair. Problems.

Synonyms of Trump's America. @ohiogop https://t.co/9WAblmIP9h
Sunday, October 18, 2020 6:43:14 PMTwitter for Android
Footage of @realDonaldTrump dancing https://t.co/U2wVOAqk7x Saturday, October 17, 2020 10:52:58 PMTwitter for Android
@peacelovingnj Thank you for being on the right side of history.
In reply to @peacelovingnj's tweet
Saturday, October 17, 2020 6:04:49 PMTwitter for Android
When I ask my assistant to play a full album, I expect it to pick the official version. Not a compilation uploaded by Joe Blow (how did this not get a copyright strike)?

@madebygoogle @googlenest @youtubemusic https://t.co/rvb6dLQf7I
Saturday, October 17, 2020 5:59:10 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe we've advanced as a society over time. Oh wait, nevermind. People in the middle ages were smarter than us https://t.co/XHYGsAd8rv Friday, October 16, 2020 12:14:50 AMTwitter for Android
This is serious? https://t.co/ZQS5xkCiOz Friday, October 16, 2020 12:07:06 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this decrepit casino mogul casually dropping 75 mil trying to get Trump reelected. https://t.co/ZDoGPeYCx4 Thursday, October 15, 2020 11:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah, because the "very stable genius" is cognatively fit for office. You IDIOTS @RonnyJackson4TX @nypost https://t.co/JOg6kbefjW Wednesday, October 14, 2020 10:40:57 AMTwitter for Android
Great,.now Trump's shitty hair piece is poisoning us all https://t.co/D2lHdUwbDc Sunday, October 11, 2020 2:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
@rachael_morocco What is your stance on HB6? Would you fight to have it repealed? Sunday, October 11, 2020 12:51:18 PMTwitter for Android
Man, I'm in the drive thru line for Donato's, which is apparently the place to be in suburban CBus... Good thing I brought a "road soda" - almost done with it though Friday, October 09, 2020 7:50:43 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/tRSnh6Deqr https://t.co/MkDWlF3F2G Wednesday, October 07, 2020 11:11:02 PMTwitter for Android
Get Gary Sanchez the fuck off my team, he STINKS Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:52:07 PMTwitter for Android
VERY STABLE GENIUS https://t.co/DasFToDdBN https://t.co/obRQ5OgQus Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:44:14 PMTwitter for Android
This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. Broadband in America STINKS

https://t.co/jaolhi3cZa
Monday, October 05, 2020 9:21:19 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle can the new chromecast still work as a google photos slideshow? Saturday, October 03, 2020 9:00:16 PMTwitter for Android
πŸ‘‹πŸ–•

https://t.co/tsq3TkCTzf
Friday, October 02, 2020 11:02:34 PMTwitter for Android
But who the fuck am I to comment as a straight white guy.

#fucktrump2020
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all for inclusion and more socially respectful words for all different groups, but Latinx is weird. Spanish is a language that historically uses masculine and feminine words. You'd have to change a lot to make it gender neutral.

https://t.co/Kuj28nfL0Z
Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:31:45 PMTwitter for Android
@CapitalOneTech Ummm. This came out of nowhere. I didn't tweet at you?
In reply to @CapitalOneTech's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 9:23:55 AMTwitter for Android
@DelRepublicans if I don't vote for these people, will the radical left destroy the suburbs? There will be no Law and Order! Oh my! https://t.co/VBpVzcEttp Wednesday, September 30, 2020 10:10:50 PMTwitter for Android
Someone out me out of my fucking misery Wednesday, September 30, 2020 9:29:42 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, September 30, 2020 2:16:34 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Plus Yankees-Indians wildcard baseball... Also weird because of Covid
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:33 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yeah my wife is smart. She refuses to watch and won't let me watch in the same room.

American politics are so silly. It's not like anyone is going to change their minds.
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:00 PMTwitter for Android
Spent some time in rural PA and two things: 1) Nature is beautiful 2) Americans are IDIOTS Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:09:21 AMTwitter for Android
Can anyone send me some anti-trump debate drinking games for tonight? Tuesday, September 29, 2020 9:53:57 AMTwitter for Android
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN
Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
A white kid could have had an automatic rifle on the wall and it wouldn't have been a problem. Fuck this school district - they have no authority over people's homes.

https://t.co/sF4bTqavVY
Saturday, September 26, 2020 10:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
My license is 4 months expired and even though the gov extended it to December bc of the 'rona, people are starting to give me shit when I try to buy beer so I need to handle this Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:25:42 PMTwitter for Android
This is the fucking trump administrarion's fault. https://t.co/edSIzqI5YF Saturday, September 26, 2020 2:22:32 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio @oneboyarmy YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ENERGY EFFICIENCY ANYMORE? SO CAN YOU ATOP CHARGING ME FOR ENERGY EFFICIENCY RIDERS?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Saturday, September 26, 2020 2:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
The Trump-tainted @USDA and @forestservice think it's ok to allow logging in 25,000 acres of protected Tongass National Forest even though comments received last fall were 96% in favor of keeping the protections.

Fuck you and fuck @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/dLlgWRlqnL
Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:58:22 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Please let me know what funded this
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Saturday, September 26, 2020 1:33:26 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio So I noticed the It's Your Power app is ending on 10/1. This is also the same day all marketplace rebates end.

What is the idea of dismantling all these energy programs?
Friday, September 25, 2020 4:51:01 PMTwitter for Android
This guy likes boobies, thick girls and doesn't allow passengers unless they have really big boobs. https://t.co/FZvulwxuc0 Friday, September 25, 2020 1:38:29 PMTwitter for Android
How can we get this shit back in stock so I can put it in my front lawn

https://t.co/yWANjO1jBN
Friday, September 25, 2020 11:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild wonder what Matt did. I can't log in. I had a super insecure password and it was not https sooooo I'm assuming it's compromised
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, September 22, 2020 6:01:57 PMTwitter for Android
The Pope is telling you guys that you're morons @realDonaldTrump @EPA @EPAAWheeler https://t.co/D9RO33is9p Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:36:59 AMTwitter for Android
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
@SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings

I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE

https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt
Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck glyphosate and Fuck @Bayer Monsanto. They are poisoning us all

https://t.co/Wbo8VP67RN
Saturday, September 12, 2020 1:00:09 AMTwitter for Android
The sources should just come forward. What is he going to do? It's not like he's going to poison them like fuckin Putin does with Novochok
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, September 11, 2020 9:41:43 PMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb
Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, September 07, 2020 10:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
@FoxNews BLM isn't an anti police movement you fucking hacks
In reply to @FoxNews's tweet
Monday, September 07, 2020 10:05:07 AMTwitter for Android
"But you can't cite anonymous sources"
"The radical left is making this all up to smear the poor guy"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, September 07, 2020 8:20:24 AMTwitter for Android
Dogs 2020! https://t.co/vCNJyr8kyH Monday, September 07, 2020 8:17:45 AMTwitter for Android
LMFAO is this even real life? This is what @FoxNews reports, when we have a president who thinks our dead veterans are losers. (As confirmed by a Fox News reporter and then they scrambled later to take it all back) https://t.co/otAIkmjqBY Sunday, September 06, 2020 11:40:20 PMTwitter for Android
Who's this fuckin clown with an Air Pod in one ear and wired earbuds in the other?

I knew he was a doofus before he started defending Trump. https://t.co/Tx00q48YcW
Wednesday, September 02, 2020 8:08:15 AMTwitter for Android
You know you're a fuck up president when you want to visit a joint and the mayor, governor and attorney general are all like "stay away, you'll piss off more people"

But you know.. It's all the radical left's fault.
Monday, August 31, 2020 8:08:59 AMTwitter for Android
You guys, I just found my new Election Day shirt https://t.co/jyrXFXeal2 Sunday, August 30, 2020 1:28:41 PMTwitter for Android
No kidding. These are the most dangerous types of people - the ones who know how shitty and disliked Trump is and stay hush hush about it. We're gonna get 4 more years of this horse shit, mark my words.

https://t.co/SgXYoloQwj
Saturday, August 29, 2020 1:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
@EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER

GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PMTwitter for Android
Said the be day

Nikki Haley: It is a 'lie' that America is racist https://t.co/iY7aDfLuzV

...Said on the same day a white cop put seven bullets into the back of a black man who was walking away from them
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:02:56 AMTwitter for Android
Here's a picture of my dog's shitty asshole and a sign supporting a shitty asshole https://t.co/d9r3OeNjL6 Monday, August 24, 2020 8:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
I didn't have context and only aws the video. He was trying to break up a fight? Dafuq is wrong with these cops
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 24, 2020 8:03:25 AMTwitter for Android
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe this asteroid that has a less than 1% chance of hitting us the day before election day should just wipe us all out before the civil war does Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:19:13 PMTwitter for Android
@claudiamconwayy Don't be devastated. The RNC is a fuckin clown show. It's trash reality TV at it's finest. Netflix couldn't create a shittier reality tv show. Can't wait to watch these idiots!
In reply to @claudiamconwayy's tweet
Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
Nostalgia: anyone who hasn't seen Dexter should watch it, but DO NOT WATCH PAST SEASON 4's trinity killer - the rest of the show is pure garbage. Worst ending in all of TV history Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:06:11 PMTwitter for Android
Also not to get ageist, but what a bunch of old fucks. Need a purge to get fresh, younger, minds into politics

(To be fair, Biden is also old, but he at least believes in science)
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
This is great. Hardly any masks. Maybe they'll all get covid and won't be able to vote in November.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:35:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey! Look at all these racist white people https://t.co/cEoQIsNtNJ Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
@Nintendad88 Hahaha. Yeah Ls are tough so she says clocks like that, but that's understandable.

But she also knows what boobies are too so I think she does it on purpose because before that, blueberries were "bloobs"
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 9:13:13 AMTwitter for Android
My daughter calls blueberries boobies and I'm out of idea on how to correct her. Monday, August 17, 2020 8:28:09 AMTwitter for Android
Ok so I just started watching Selling Sunset and riddle me this... Why do all these LA biddies have the same kind of gross rat dogs? Sunday, August 16, 2020 11:08:19 PMTwitter for Android
Mitch McConnell has a droopy puss face and looks like a fucked up turtle Saturday, August 15, 2020 9:27:31 AMTwitter for Android
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up.
Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
@DanielCameronAG @louisvillemayor @LMPD

Hey shithead assholes: How come the murderous pigs who killed Breonna Taylor are still free?
Tuesday, August 11, 2020 10:29:34 PMTwitter for Android
You fucking IDIOTS @EPA
@EPAAWheeler

https://t.co/88TgO8ar7B
Monday, August 10, 2020 10:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC Dude was trying to get spices. The F was he doing trying to convert people to Christianity?

Also, you've been bad for the internet sir
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Monday, August 10, 2020 8:45:57 PMTwitter for Android
Omg they're so goddamn racist. I'm so butthurt they wrote a name in another language! πŸ™„πŸ€£

Maybe people should instead focus on the fact that the murderers who killed Breona Taylor are still free. https://t.co/o0oHPCKKQM
Saturday, August 08, 2020 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android

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