9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months. https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4 | Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I was wondering why my Pixel kept activating in my pocket and it was this awful feature. I was sprocket dialing, turning the flashlight on... Maybe it should use the proximity sensors to see if it's in your pocket? I feel like that broke about 6 months ago. @madebygoogle | Wednesday, September 14, 2022 12:50:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG my infra code actually worked with convoluted IAM permissions. I haven't felt this good about myself since the last time I did mushrooms | Friday, September 09, 2022 5:56:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine arranging your wife's death and then becoming the King of England | Thursday, September 08, 2022 8:38:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks The best advice for cops, summed up in this Instagram video: https://t.co/BScdqru7hC In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, September 08, 2022 1:03:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ZobrosZ Bruh | Saturday, September 03, 2022 1:45:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @wbd - you guys are greedy jackasses for fucking up @hbomax and cutting content left and right. The consumer loses. What a shame to gut quality content because of some merger and cutting costs. | Sunday, August 28, 2022 3:52:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks This video makes me sad because my office looks like a tornado went through it. I want to clean it and the mess makes me anxuous, but have no motivation to. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, August 28, 2022 8:36:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| $85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks. I should pay them half my bill for half the speed. And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO | Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get this mfer off my team. Tats are fine. Get them in the off-season you wife beating idiot. https://t.co/X4QvVWQ4DL | Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:45:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Gn Jef. Go to bed. It's past your bedtime In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:19:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These dumb Russian motherfuckers are burning $10 million in natural gas per day just so they don't have to send it to Europe. 1) Which is ruining the economy and people's lives and 2) is ruining the environment. Putin is a gd fool. https://t.co/B8RigAmVQ3 | Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:17:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @M1SSTHIS: OLIVIA RODRIGO AND BILLY JOEL SINGING UPTOWN GIRL TOGETHER THE WORLD IS HEALING https://t.co/Dzn1NEq8HG | Saturday, August 27, 2022 12:46:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting TikTok vids of people telling stories about shitting their pants. So idk wtf their algorithm is insinuating over here... | Friday, August 26, 2022 12:48:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Slash the gd exports. I don't want to pay a million dollars to heat my home this winter when we could just keep the supply here instead and help out Americans, ya know? https://t.co/bTkvTd1gEA | Thursday, August 25, 2022 8:45:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fucking central air condenser just broke | Wednesday, August 24, 2022 9:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fuckin dickhead https://t.co/ELy3zUtUpQ | Monday, August 22, 2022 10:52:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking love trolling people on Truth Social. People are so GD stupid it's not even funny. | Saturday, August 20, 2022 1:03:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle | Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Webb telescope is fucked. Probably gonna run out of storage because of all the npm packages https://t.co/qqtNA6PHcr | Friday, August 19, 2022 12:51:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer How's defcon. U r shenetworks right? https://t.co/9GSBMVHDAu In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, August 15, 2022 10:26:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Homelab β€οΈ In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, August 15, 2022 10:24:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @motherboard: A 17-year-old girl and her mother have been charged with a series of felonies and misdemeanors after an apparent at-home a⦠| Wednesday, August 10, 2022 8:17:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Don't tread on me! Wait... In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, August 05, 2022 12:50:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle can you have the Assistant not respond to Google commercials on Hulu? I have a TV in the same room as my home mini, and when they say hey Google on TV, it triggers and it lowers my TV (Vizio) volume to 0. This is so annoying. Doesn't anyone think of this? In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Tuesday, August 02, 2022 10:51:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit. https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq | Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This mfer needs to stop trotting around the globe opening his dumbass mouth. Sir, you're butthurt that other countries think we're backwards? Maybe it's because we're backwards you gd hack https://t.co/DbzpJCOcMb | Saturday, July 30, 2022 3:57:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 | Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @instagram algorithm is complete bullshit. I see more ads and random bullshit from strangers than I see my followers posts. Stop trying to be TikTok, I just want a place I can see what my friends are up to | Monday, July 25, 2022 10:27:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I'm sorry you're going through that. You shouldn't be shamed for doing what you like to do. My people irl don't want to talk about tech either so it's cool to have a place online for all that. In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, July 23, 2022 10:54:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks I literally just said this the other day! It's all ads and viral videos. That's what TikTok is for. I liked when I'd be able to see what friends were up to when Instagram was simple In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, July 21, 2022 9:37:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr | Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @AGJeffLandry This is dumb asf. You're a joke. In reply to @AGJeffLandry's tweet | Monday, July 18, 2022 10:48:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And here's another dumb asshole bitch mfer @AGJeffLandry https://t.co/zLk5eFM3Dz | Monday, July 18, 2022 10:46:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a self-loathing, closeted, weasely looking, bumblefuck backwards hick. Don't tread on their rights bro. For real. Go eat some pavement. https://t.co/VgLoiY8qx2 | Monday, July 18, 2022 6:30:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I was put into Twitter jail for this and now I'm reposting it because the man can eat a dick. https://t.co/1Bzx2vG3DF | Sunday, July 17, 2022 1:52:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They need to release more Webb telescope pics so I can eat a ton of mushrooms and literally understand the universe | Friday, July 15, 2022 8:18:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Society peaked | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:53:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "there's strong public interest" No there isn't. How about it's none of your fucking business. This should be a decision between women (+ parents if they're minors) and their healthcare providers. NO ONE ELSE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:05:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sir. @ToddRokitaIN Are you fucking kidding me right now? You're going after the doctor? Stop this bullshit immediately. You are trying to sue a doctor for providing healthcare access THE KID COULDN'T GET AT HOME. This poor child is traumatized and you're making this all political https://t.co/K93PM4WSw7 | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:00:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is absolutely sick. Bumfuck Indiana is GOING AFTER THE DOCTOR. Are you fucking kidding me right now. https://t.co/9NsNSfwGYD | Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:46:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB π | Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F'in Zuckerberg, man. I'm trying to see my friends' Insta pics and they turned the app into TikTok. | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 2:55:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti Windows, bone in and Red Bull are all correct. I'm indifferent about Coke/Pepsi. Windows has to be in light mode except for VS Code. But dark mode on my phone. In reply to @EngineerJusti's tweet | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 1:51:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolHubbs If the Yankees don't sweep the reds and win by like 50 runs, cancel the season In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 10:12:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash. I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to see if there are any "Eat a dick SCOTUS" tshirts on Prime Day special today | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 8:16:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z | Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How about Cameron Diaz running drugs from France to Morocco in the 90s? This article is lol. She didn't have work for a year except carrying a locked suitcase with her "costumes" in it. Seems legit https://t.co/DDd8SxQFmp | Sunday, July 10, 2022 9:38:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I can't believe it still targets .NET 2.0. You really have to try hard to get that kind of legacy stuff working on modern Windows Server OSes In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:08:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Oh ffs. I love how I thought I was being original about the SharePoint list and literally a bunch of other people beat me to it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:05:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I was going to say. I thought it was made in house in the 90s. Also, tell me the storage backend is a SharePoint list without telling me it's a SharePoint list In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:04:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell | Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hmmm.... You don't say π€π€π€ https://t.co/CKfPWE3nH9 | Friday, July 08, 2022 12:24:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lily Allen and Olivia Rodrigo calling out the 6 Supreme Court justices by name and saying "we hate you" at Glastonbury literally made my nipples so hard | Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:06:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh wow. The actor who played Vecna IRL is an actual psychopath https://t.co/0bWWmpFiB4 | Tuesday, July 05, 2022 7:29:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer This sounds like some kind of Ohio bs. Lol In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, July 04, 2022 7:42:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| People like this are exactly what's wrong with America. https://t.co/nR0G5gBCxJ | Monday, July 04, 2022 5:09:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/aKff4Z0MbW | Monday, July 04, 2022 4:00:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fly your flags upside down this weekend because America sucks! | Friday, July 01, 2022 11:50:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Supreme Court: "We don't give a shit about women's bodies, the environment or Native Americans" This court sucks a fat one. (3 of the justices are coo though) | Thursday, June 30, 2022 12:45:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In the US that'd be like a $8000 bill In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:44:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I would have been like deal with it bitch it's Christmas and you're not crying. How bad can it be. Then they had to get x-rays. For a bump that literally was nothing. Fuck outta hea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:43:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Rant #2 about why Peppa Pig is a stupid ass show and pisses me off. Peppa bumped her arm on Christmas (gentler than Giuliani was patted on the back) and they called the doctor who responded lights and sirens and then told her to go to the ER where she skipped the entire wait | Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:42:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I got to a Mobil station with a new fancy touch screen pump and it was like "this is cool" until it decided to blast obnoxiously loud music right in my ears and ruin the peace while fueling. Fuck is this point of that? @exxonmobil https://t.co/wxEbIgaB3i | Wednesday, June 29, 2022 1:53:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @Stardusttracker π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:38:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Trump cultists on Truth Social are so GD stupid they don't even recognize my blatant sarcasm on my troll account and actually think I'm praising the guy when I'm basically saying he's a joke | Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:05:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What's a nice way to say a dev is a dumb motherfucker and his PR is trash for hard coding a password into our git repo in plain text, and not taking into account multiple environments | Thursday, June 23, 2022 5:38:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is D. folliculorum. It's a skin mite and they live on most human faces. They're 1/3mm long and have a dick https://t.co/YQ2tXOQUvi | Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:35:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever held these cops back should be killed by firing squad https://t.co/MTL5IMwahB | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:58:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Esthetic nightmare" ... says the dickhead who named two of his kids X à A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Because he/him/she/her/the/them are weirder than X à A-12. You absolute whack job https://t.co/OrYmQSKaaY | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:00:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| With this win, the Yankees will have the exact same record they had on this day in 1998 | Friday, June 17, 2022 10:00:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I will never understand how tf people actually live in Texas, Arizona or anywhere south where it's anywhere over 85-90 all the time | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 11:59:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This gd heat wave. I used 80 kWh of electric in one gd dam for f's sake. I usually use 12-20 per day | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 11:54:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Society peaked. Prove me wrong. We're all on our way to hell | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:05:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I stg I thought this was an Onion article. Horsey cuntface @RepMTG literally thinks trans people are causing tampon shortages because they're putting them in men's bathrooms. Are you fucking serious with this shit? Also, this quote is lol https://t.co/yQTIEpC6Ur | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:03:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti Idk if margs work with Red Bull tho In reply to @EngineerJusti's tweet | Sunday, June 12, 2022 6:57:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Demon rat dogs vs real dogs https://t.co/RQpmHpFdrE | Tuesday, June 07, 2022 8:09:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 At beach: Me: "please put your hat on" Little: "no, it'll blow away" I put it on her, it blows away 30 seconds later "Dad, I told you so" I'm doomed | Sunday, June 05, 2022 11:10:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Untrained teachers with concealed handguns will surely stop a madman with an ar-15 you goddamn fool @GovMikeDeWine https://t.co/c4pzcQImVP | Friday, June 03, 2022 2:47:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks No but they tried some sort of antihistamine for me. All it did was make me tired In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, June 02, 2022 11:24:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks These idiots have to protect the fetus at all costs but the hell with the babies, amirite? In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, June 02, 2022 4:56:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do not fucking open this by any means. Are they outside their minds? This is the worst idea of all time. You don't know wtf is living in there. We're all liable to go extinct. We haven't even made it past Covid, and now there's monkeypox and mystery hepatitis. https://t.co/CBpMJWVijt | Tuesday, May 31, 2022 12:53:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How about all these blue lives matter motherfuckers... You have these pansy ass cops who are too scared to do their jobs. What good are they for? Seriously. What good are they for? They murder innocent black people and then sit there and do nothing while a madman kills kids | Friday, May 27, 2022 9:22:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh are my tweets too harsh? I had enough of this shit. I have a baby girl I'm trying to raise in this shithole country | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:52:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15 https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. You have to be a real sick fuck to do a mass shooting at an elementary school. And the assailant was shot and killed? That's too easy. He should be slow tortured for years. Then fed foot first through a wood chipper | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:48:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe don't be idiots and go back to daily case reporting? @OHdeptofhealth https://t.co/b1BmcjiLBA | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:37:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @tiktok_us A Chinese owned company is censoring your ethical hacking videos? How could that even be possible? </sarcasm> Either way, sorry that you're spending time on good content only for it to be taken down. That's bs. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 4:32:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| First time in my life I was ever the first one off the plane. Wild stuff | Sunday, May 22, 2022 5:17:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Big pharma can take their antidepressants and shove them. We should all just do shrooms π https://t.co/GGVCeyRb0f | Sunday, May 22, 2022 4:58:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin cats man. They're trying to kill us all (or at least blind us) https://t.co/4waxIfDIn7 | Sunday, May 22, 2022 1:54:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What makes this fancy? It should be illegal to call any ketchup in a plastic packet fancy. It's disposable. It's corn syrup bro. Nothing fancy about that https://t.co/U2U1EU0cZ4 | Friday, May 20, 2022 11:09:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Chapman stinks. Ffs | Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolHubbs Give the man a contract In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet | Tuesday, May 17, 2022 7:59:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nanwhaley FirstEnergy obviously had to pay for Householder's gastric bypass In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet | Monday, May 16, 2022 8:27:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Severino. I turn the game in and your line is 0/0/0 and then you give up a homemade and a walk. I need to stop watching this shit. I'm bad luck | Monday, May 16, 2022 8:26:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol Russia sucks at life https://t.co/m3DKz4ojHf | Monday, May 16, 2022 12:55:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Kill them with fire https://t.co/X14bjesY6e | Sunday, May 15, 2022 10:06:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's always a good idea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 15, 2022 7:37:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah, I miss abusing the dumb shithead on twitter https://t.co/lpWEi0PS6u | Sunday, May 15, 2022 2:01:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Well explained! π Don't let asshole haters stop you from making more great content. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, May 14, 2022 11:40:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol | Saturday, May 14, 2022 1:03:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better" https://t.co/47lt2KlZfk | Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer The year is 2022... What in the actual what are people outting on floppy disks?!?! Holy moly. Ohio gov't - come ON dude. In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, May 13, 2022 9:07:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TL;DR: the identical twin raised in the US turned out dumber than the one raised in South Korea. No surprise there. We're idiots! https://t.co/g4IXkK3WGn | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who are we kidding. It's started already and were all poors now https://t.co/MeQbV7hBgp | Thursday, May 12, 2022 7:18:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 5:52:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruh relax. It's all just a gd simulation. Literally nothing matters https://t.co/JV82ZoLn2Q | Tuesday, May 10, 2022 1:55:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker | Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @justice4shmi Even non stimulant SNRIs for whatever reason raise heart rate and BP significantly. My Fitbit logged this very clearly In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet | Friday, May 06, 2022 2:14:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability. If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I identify so much more with dogs than humans | Thursday, May 05, 2022 11:25:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mattgaetz You're foul. Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck In reply to @mattgaetz's tweet | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:49:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These dudes are dope asf. Playing absolute fire jams, my people. If you haven't checked out their covers, y'all's missing out https://t.co/FJpGCrOWVD | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 12:30:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Come on. Why would you book a swim class makeup on Cinco de Mayo when I'm trying to get shitty on margaritas. | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 10:12:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz In reply to @accuweather's tweet | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TypeScript promises can completely suck a dick | Monday, May 02, 2022 10:52:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh yeah? And exactly who is going to pay for this? Just print more money? Devalue the dollar more? There's already savage inflation. This is stupid https://t.co/Sg6QLZ07Xz | Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:36:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, normally I'd be complaining about how shitty my retirement account has been lately, but Bezos lost $20 billion in a day, so whatevs | Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:50:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh In reply to @FitbitSupport's tweet | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me. | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:45:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:44:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks. Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. | Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This cooky bastard! What a lunatic. Just because you're the world's richest person doesn't mean you need like 20 mansions. But at least have a modest average person home for your wife and kids you moron https://t.co/9Hj6DAUVqG | Monday, April 18, 2022 8:01:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good, you stupid hack https://t.co/kwTnjXXdRy | Sunday, April 17, 2022 6:13:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JJFromTheBronx This game was such a waste of a pitchers duel In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet | Sunday, April 17, 2022 4:16:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses. Fuck outta here with this idiot shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Peppa Pig is so gd idiotic. It's literally a moron show. I am so mad my kid is obsessed with it | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:52:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues: @accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc | Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Boyz 2 Men are going to be at the zucchini festival in Ohio and that shits gonna be mad lit. Prove me wrong Sept 3rd @ 8:30. Gon be lit | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:09:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ | Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked? Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit. I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy It's absolutely enraging. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode. Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks C'mon. I use Arch for all my RAID-0 backups In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 9:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Colors and textures are excellent rn | Saturday, April 09, 2022 9:02:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of morons over here in Ohio https://t.co/688mk78aoi | Saturday, April 09, 2022 1:50:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh I see. It's a fuel only used in backwards shithole countries. https://t.co/Bvk05YpeZk In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:52:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of bullshit is this? What Soviet or Russian group of morons actually designed this and thought it was a good idea? Christ https://t.co/vpxkKXX72x | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:49:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu | Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean this poor thing. Imagine going around all your life with the name Liz DickHouse? For fucks sake! Marry her off, stat! https://t.co/HCIk7XN1o8 | Friday, April 08, 2022 12:48:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 'The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On' is absolute trash TV an I just can't turn it off. | Thursday, April 07, 2022 10:46:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| https://t.co/ti4IbyelFi In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:53:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The cosmic experiment of complex, differentiated organisms will come to a natural end. | Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:52:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Lol should have read the thread. I see the article about it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2022 8:04:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well? In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2022 8:01:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age. https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp | Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Normally, I'd say that I can't wait until this prick goes to jail, but he's not going to jail. Fucker gets away with everything. https://t.co/Ukp0P58eqJ | Friday, March 25, 2022 7:50:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Well holy tits on a fish! It's quite possible that Google actually fixed the Pixel 6's bullshit fingerprint reader this update around. | Tuesday, March 22, 2022 1:04:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I also see it has 5G CBand support on Verizon. Sub6 5G is a bs gimmick. Literally get 2-5 MBPS on it. 4G was faster when it first came out In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 21, 2022 10:40:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I read on a tech blog it was supposed to drop today. It's almost a half gig, not kilobytes. They have a lot of shit to fix I hope. Maybe this is 12L or whatever. π€·ββοΈ In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Monday, March 21, 2022 10:38:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... I feel like they're copying the 2019 Pixel 4 with face id. Two display cutouts is whack. And making USB-C exclusive to the pro is bonkers. No one knows wtf they're doing. See? I don't just bitch about Android https://t.co/mWRDWfxtFB | Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:56:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the kind of shit the Twitter algorithm recommends me. I'm mad because it's absurd, but it's not the most wrong... https://t.co/Ni3eRxjcDn | Sunday, March 20, 2022 2:38:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The @ohiogop is an absolute embarrassment. Can we disqualify these two jagoffs? https://t.co/NNLOcCFKOO | Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:36:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They better move to space permanently or flee mother Russia because Putin will kill them all for this https://t.co/JDyYglZnis | Saturday, March 19, 2022 3:57:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @NASA, tell them to go f themselves. https://t.co/pqpxPiXI4V | Saturday, March 19, 2022 11:51:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything | Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks But that's what Twitter is for In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, March 18, 2022 6:54:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| At this rate, Ohio should just legalize total anarchy and chaos. Neighbor parked in front of your house? Shoot them. Pushy salesman ring your doorbell? Shoot them. Ohio! The state where you can do whatever the fuck you want with guns and be protected! https://t.co/3OLqrC6SgB | Thursday, March 17, 2022 9:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hmm. Makes perfect sense... "Crime is up so let's just let every untrained Tom Dick and Harry carry a gun too." Very logical, Michael. π€π€π€ https://t.co/vvqdGpkOxm | Thursday, March 17, 2022 2:18:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm too tired to haha. Just that it shouldn't overheat watching videos, it needs a better modem and the fingerprint reader is laughably bad In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:31:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... | Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The grocery store can be fucking empty, but wherever I need to go and whatever I need to get, there's always a motherfucker in my way | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:34:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It knew Putin was going to nuke us all https://t.co/5rOijcEH8x | Monday, March 14, 2022 8:41:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is Brittney Spears posting her old soggy ass titties all over Insta? Ain't no one wanna see that, it's not the early 2000s | Monday, March 14, 2022 5:58:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm such a gd fatty. Philly airport had an unreal delicious NY pizza slice, and the fact that by pizza is banned in Ohio, I'm obviously having two. Then I ordered a cheesesteak too from other place | Monday, March 14, 2022 5:55:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude the way they do addresses in St. Thomas is good damn fucking idiotic | Saturday, March 12, 2022 3:24:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We've gotta get TSA pre check for the Starbucks line or something. This is bssss. | Thursday, March 10, 2022 5:00:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery) | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is so gd idiotic https://t.co/oZlWI7W3HM | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:52:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's our beef with Venezuela? They can't be ash shitty as Putin so let's start buying their oil again | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 11:37:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How do you think Putin would react if he got a bag of dicks in the mail? | Monday, March 07, 2022 11:27:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Man, they're really not prioritizing their flagship over here. https://t.co/3MBaBlq2wx In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Monday, March 07, 2022 1:30:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Does Ukraine not have any bomber jets or missiles? I don't understand how there's a 50 mile stalled convoy of Russian tanks they they can't just bomb from the air before they reach Kyiv | Monday, March 07, 2022 10:29:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey all you Trump 2024 dummies: You realize that dope is pro-Putin, right? Like almost the whole world is against this bs except the orange terrorist and China that he hated on so much | Sunday, March 06, 2022 10:03:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Our old boomer neighbor comes over to my house whenever she feels like it to drink with us like it's college and tells her husband she's coming over to get shitfaced. I mean.... I don't even know anymore | Sunday, March 06, 2022 8:53:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk | Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohio_fact You're saying this is acceptable? Putin isn't responsible for this? You stupid fucking prick. https://t.co/wjuJdkFxc9 In reply to @ohio_fact's tweet | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:36:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @oakfan71 @GovMikeDeWine God forbid Dewine's opinions and policies deviate a bit from our favorite pro-Putin orange fuhrer: Donald Trumpf. Cancel DeWine! | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:31:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @laurenboebert you and shithead Marjorie are two disrespectful cocksuckers, you know that? In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet | Wednesday, March 02, 2022 10:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rob Manfred stinks. Shtty commissioner. Changed the rules. Ruined the game. Baseball stinks now https://t.co/8pDxpCaBIY | Tuesday, March 01, 2022 11:20:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These people are suddenly realizing this is a gd cult? It's not rocket science people. This is nothing new. https://t.co/pYvvi0KEnR | Friday, February 25, 2022 1:19:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @NkirbyNYY You mean monument cave? Sucks in the new stadium. Haven't been there since 2002 in the old stadium In reply to @NkirbyNYY's tweet | Thursday, February 24, 2022 5:33:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes. | Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love getting into internet arguments with dummies who are all like "Gas is up and it's all Biden's fault. Everything was better under fuhrer Trumpf. Trump4lyfe" Because I always win and shut them up up | Monday, February 21, 2022 9:17:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd. Clockwork boat = windup boat It's catching = it's contagious | Sunday, February 20, 2022 9:10:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I haven't noticed or read about issues with the first patch. I wonder what it was that was so bad it couldn't be updated through a Play Store component. Still no VZ 5G cband support... And the fingerprint reader still sucks In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Friday, February 18, 2022 2:34:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Usually there's no filter on here but I typed up at least 4 different tweets and decided not to post them on the grounds that people would think I'm more batshit crazy than I actually am. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:20:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is actually hell. I'm actually in hell. | Monday, February 14, 2022 10:41:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just looked up thicc in the dictionary and Mary J's Superbowl performance just came on | Sunday, February 13, 2022 8:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite? | Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wordle is 6 characters... Shouldn't they have called it Wordl instead? | Wednesday, February 09, 2022 9:53:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2 | Wednesday, February 09, 2022 8:09:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's February 6th. If you still have your Christmas lights on, you're an asshole | Sunday, February 06, 2022 9:43:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Here's the thing. I 1000% disagree with these idiot Trump freedom convoy people, but GoFundMe can't just take people's money and donate it to other charities. They have to refund it to the idiots. Pretty shady they only did it after legal threats. https://t.co/hz3RwT5Nfk | Sunday, February 06, 2022 1:05:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This crazy bastard is going to win in 2024 and then we're going to have a civil war | Sunday, February 06, 2022 12:57:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, his website is a spyware hijacked domain landing page. You stupid bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:02:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Thetechxp Why is there an image of a hooters girl bartending on a tech article about Google Messages? Got it on my Google now feed. Did Google mess this up, or is this some sneaky way to get more clicks? Because the article surely doesn't have that image in it. https://t.co/SCr4yqBOVu In reply to @Thetechxp's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 3:14:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohhhh Google Now cards. And this card photo is relevant to the article topic how??? https://t.co/xJBtfppmRS | Saturday, February 05, 2022 3:07:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam No Feb patch yet for the VZ Pixel 6 Pro and the tech blogs are already saying they're out. The delay better be Verizon adding CBand 5G support. I don't want to wait for the March patches for that. In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 2:54:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. Do you think the IRS will give a shit if I don't report my $0.40 realized gain in crypto sales in 2021? https://t.co/bdHeSoTVK3 | Friday, February 04, 2022 12:48:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions https://t.co/PefM2WosEe In reply to @HouseholderOH's tweet | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HowFrankOfYou Lol I'm all good. Just bitchin here In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Wednesday, February 02, 2022 9:43:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. I've read about that trick. Tried it but it didn't make much of a difference. I noticed if your finger is the slightest bit damp, it'll hardly recognize it In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:43:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenSchumer Yeah, don't do that In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Friday, January 28, 2022 8:16:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GargoyleSpanker Yes, I'm a hippie liberal leftist bot. Ama In reply to @GargoyleSpanker's tweet | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:05:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mattya5419 lol ok In reply to @mattya5419's tweet | Monday, January 24, 2022 2:05:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In trying to curse out corning and Google for inferior products and Twitter won't let me send the tweet. What is this censorship | Saturday, January 22, 2022 7:58:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Test | Saturday, January 22, 2022 7:56:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @errancarey @_sysengineer https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe In reply to @errancarey's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 10:01:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer https://t.co/9GLwr3D2Og In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:51:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks You're killing me over here In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:48:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won. πππ | Wednesday, January 19, 2022 9:23:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wordle 212 5/6 β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨ π¨π¨β¬π©β¬ π©π©β¬π©β¬ π©π©β¬π©π© π©π©π©π©π© | Monday, January 17, 2022 11:59:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit. By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT | Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Still sucks, even after the update https://t.co/0r5LGmntUE | Sunday, January 16, 2022 4:15:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam It's a miracle! Late to the reply party but I checked when you mentioned me and was able to get it! Thanks for the heads up In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, January 15, 2022 10:47:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Captain obvious over here https://t.co/7NRvNL8bWJ | Sunday, January 09, 2022 7:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J | Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a dog guy, but get outta hea with these rats. I'm sorry, but these are not dogs. https://t.co/1x94hBTU2g | Friday, January 07, 2022 12:40:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They're dumb fuckin rednecks. What do you expect, Michael? https://t.co/n0jg4xsWqZ | Friday, January 07, 2022 12:30:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Let me be the judge of this. I'll trip on the gene edited psychedelic tomato and tell you if it's legit or bullshit https://t.co/1CyPtKw6xO | Wednesday, January 05, 2022 11:25:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this douche who spent $9 million on a license plate because some other douche turned him away from an event because his non vanity plate wasn't good enough for his 800k Rolls Royce. https://t.co/iGBZJ2C55U | Wednesday, January 05, 2022 5:56:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| An absolute embarrassment. @madebygoogle has their B team working on the 2021 Pixel 6 flagship. How is it that my Pixel 4 already has the January patches, yet my 6 Pro had its rollout halted due to really bad bugs.? I expect better from Google. https://t.co/JIyVZBfYwU | Tuesday, January 04, 2022 11:09:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges? https://t.co/mApRw62L8W | Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, my dog hated the shit out of this person and she usually loves most people. I fully trust her judge of character. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 7:23:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks TikTok reporting algorithm stinks. I reported them. No category fits and they didn't find a violation. An indexing/bot account reposting other users' videos without their permission is utter bullshit and shouldn't be allowed In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 1:48:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev | Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We live in a third world shithole https://t.co/ev1NsvdhdR | Saturday, January 01, 2022 12:44:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell | Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
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