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@FrankLaRose @berniemoreno @Bannons_WarRoom You're a radical weiner, Frankie Boy!
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, August 21, 2024 2:57:23 AMTwitter for Android
It's 65 in my house, I've got on a sweatshirt and sweatpants and I'm in my fucking glories. BRING ON FALL

(Too bad it's going to be Africa hot by the end of the week again.)
Wednesday, August 21, 2024 2:48:11 AMTwitter for Android
@HerbsandDirt You used 3400kwh in one month and you kept your thermostat above 78?!?!? How many SQ ft are you cooling? Or are you running a grow house?
In reply to @HerbsandDirt's tweet
Saturday, August 17, 2024 11:49:50 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY. You set yourself up for this one.

They also shouldn't be forced to birth a child if they don't want to
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, August 17, 2024 6:33:26 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose @ChairmanAlex @Meredith4OH Frankie Boy! Isn't your term up soon? Can't wait until you never hold public office ever again
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, August 17, 2024 9:56:45 AMTwitter for Android
@LtGovHusted @JonHusted He was trying to make sure there were enough white babies being born
In reply to @LtGovHusted's tweet
Saturday, August 17, 2024 9:54:43 AMTwitter for Android
Here's an example of corporate greed. I'm not paying $6.99 for a little ass bag of chips. They can keep them. They're outside their god damn minds.

Inflation is cooling. What is this nonsense? https://t.co/KesBGVCYJL
Thursday, August 15, 2024 2:40:23 AMTwitter for Android
Oh well. I can be pissed and dwell on it or just pay the fucking moron tax and know everything is replaceable.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 12, 2024 1:27:53 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking air tag was engraved with a poop emoji too. And I had replacement lenses in for those frames under warranty that are now useless. The idea was I didn't have to fuckin buy glasses again this year but now I do. Fuckssake
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 12, 2024 1:26:37 AMTwitter for Android
Welp I'm glad I can use technology to track my glasses that flew off the top of my car into a busy intersection 1.5 miles from where I pulled out... Air tag was checking in until this morning at 10, when it was likely crushed.

Fucking defective ADHD brain
Monday, August 12, 2024 1:24:47 AMTwitter for Android
Get fucked... Who tf does this nobody think he is? https://t.co/NMAd8TwbDN Friday, August 09, 2024 12:51:54 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Used to tailgate Buffett concerts at Jones Beach. The amount of Trump flags there would make you think you were not in NY whatsoever.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Thursday, August 08, 2024 1:29:33 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this fuckin pube face over hwre https://t.co/pGEoigcM0X Monday, August 05, 2024 3:44:59 PMTwitter for Android
GD inferior Tensor chips. Can't wait until TSMC @madebygoogle @rosterloh https://t.co/F6yhRVxRUR Monday, August 05, 2024 2:28:47 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Agreed, but it doesn't make it any cooler outside 🫤
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, August 05, 2024 2:09:30 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta make sure we prepare to start a war to get us out of the upcoming recession

https://t.co/1y4NjmZXRF
Saturday, August 03, 2024 9:14:49 AMTwitter for Android
Send him straight through the wood chipper

https://t.co/SXK0N3K2GF
Saturday, August 03, 2024 8:57:33 AMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Plenty of PFAs. How's the East Palestine water, Michael? Cancerous?
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Thursday, August 01, 2024 4:03:05 PMTwitter for Android
Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon Thursday, August 01, 2024 3:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
It's too fucking hot outside. This is some bullshit. I'm done with summer already. When's it going to be below 60 again https://t.co/rJge5yESke Sunday, July 28, 2024 3:56:06 PMTwitter for Android
What a time to be alive with this Pulitzer Prize winning discord content: https://t.co/oidTo0dVtK Sunday, July 21, 2024 3:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @CrowdStrike what the actual fuck Friday, July 19, 2024 2:24:27 AMTwitter for Android
Let me clarify my last tweet in case the feds misinterpret it...

'get rid of' is in the context of replacing the current candidates with new ones on the ballot. Nothing more.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, July 17, 2024 2:44:06 AMTwitter for Android
Can we get rid of both of them? https://t.co/RJEX4rt22o Saturday, July 13, 2024 11:53:42 PMTwitter for Android
I can't wait for the next batch of criminals to unalive themselves in this scandal. https://t.co/32GEqrotH1 Saturday, July 13, 2024 9:54:47 AMTwitter for Android
Looks like it's all crashing down for Justice pube face https://t.co/FMs6v7BUrd Saturday, July 13, 2024 9:53:06 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Giving money to politicians is the stupidest fucking waste of all time. So many better uses for it

https://t.co/Rd6CcUCs8y
Thursday, July 11, 2024 12:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
"we're investigating the cause"

What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap.

https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK
Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PMTwitter for Android
I gave Rick Osterloh so much shit for this on Twitter, I'm convinced he finally listened to me

https://t.co/BBxiypoFP3
Thursday, July 04, 2024 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
I wasn't home for like 6 hours and my dog licked my face for like 10 minutes straight when I got back and there isn't any drug in the world ever that will ever release that much oxytocin. Ever. Thursday, July 04, 2024 1:35:54 AMTwitter for Android
Drink AI thoughts... https://t.co/0prwR7lVqs Wednesday, July 03, 2024 11:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
If Eminem really wants to take his latest album back to 2002, he's gotta bring back Obie Trice Tuesday, July 02, 2024 12:33:52 AMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Yeah the bugs are nonsense. No mosquito bites or flies in your house when it's 0 degrees outside and snowing
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, July 01, 2024 11:10:50 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc You can always bundle up in winter. You can't do anything to cool off in summer unless you're in AC or water, which isn't practical all the time.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, July 01, 2024 11:04:04 PMTwitter for Android
Wise man. Just set low expectations and you'll be happy.

Seriously. If you want it all, it ain't happening and you'll be mis. As long as there's kindness and respect, it'll go a long way

https://t.co/jL2p3Blw58
Monday, July 01, 2024 11:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
I admire the unwavering support from his family, but they are not living in reality. The man is not good. This is the DNC's fault for putting him forward as the best option.

Sadly, we're still better off with a braindead corpse than a fascist criminal https://t.co/2v1X1TpWUZ
Monday, July 01, 2024 9:07:18 AMTwitter for Android
@midwestern_ope No one knows what a gd blinker is in Ohio
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Sunday, June 30, 2024 11:34:18 PMTwitter for Android
Nope. If you're not using ARM architecture for this kind of stuff, you're doing it wrong https://t.co/03I9vxlS9x Sunday, June 30, 2024 11:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
@TracketPacer Sheeit. Hubs were hard to come by even in the mid 2000s...
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Sunday, June 30, 2024 6:55:52 PMTwitter for Android
@UK_Daniel_Card A Lenovo T14 3rd gen... I'm lucky if I get an hour out of it.
In reply to @UK_Daniel_Card's tweet
Sunday, June 30, 2024 6:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
@BankofAmerica SecOps engineer here... Can you explain to me why you use Entrust TLS certs when they have a proven poor track record with security and Google is going to stop trusting them in October? And why you don't support TLS 1.3 or QUIC yet? Get with the times
In reply to @BankofAmerica's tweet
Sunday, June 30, 2024 6:50:19 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Gfy, Frankie Boy. When you elect conservatives, you end up with shit like the First Energy nonsense
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Sunday, June 30, 2024 5:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin pricks. @Ticketmaster is the actual worst https://t.co/S5AHPcRbiT Friday, June 28, 2024 7:50:42 PMTwitter for Android
@teammoreno2024 I wouldn't give you 20 spits, used car salesman
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Friday, June 28, 2024 4:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine But how about House Bill 6, you quack? First Energy? How's ya boy Larry doing in prison?
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Friday, June 28, 2024 4:28:51 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, I'd rather vote for this demented corpse than that orange shit pile who lives in another universe and is actually horrid to people
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Thursday, June 27, 2024 9:57:22 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Put this selfish, cowardly prick through the wood chipper for failing to protect the kids. You had one job.

https://t.co/rq7U57qI9u
Thursday, June 27, 2024 8:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
@RyanWaltersSupt You're a dumb motherfucker, Ryan,
you know that?
In reply to @RyanWaltersSupt's tweet
Thursday, June 27, 2024 7:47:44 PMTwitter for Android
One bumblefuck state starts it and the others follow, I see https://t.co/ZKa1RH7Im0 Thursday, June 27, 2024 7:43:47 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose @CLBClippers Frankie Boy! I'm going tomorrow. Too bad we didn't go the same day so I could heckle you!
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Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:48:12 PMTwitter for Android
Gen Z outta ther gd minds. I'm not wearing high ass socks. Was made fun of for that shit in the 90s... I'll wear my low ones like an old, tyvm.

https://t.co/GbV1iejLda
Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:47:01 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Christ. Why is this even a thing. This affects like 10 people in the whole state https://t.co/4JFfCTsDpE Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:34:43 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/IszO36Pblw https://t.co/HhVD5j3JTI Wednesday, June 26, 2024 12:37:25 PMTwitter for Android
@LtGovHusted what a cunt
https://t.co/eT7xKgl9Qq
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Monday, June 24, 2024 8:04:41 AMTwitter for Android
You're an asshole to walk long distances in 122 degree heat. This is simple darwinism in the name of religion and I have no sympathy

https://t.co/JSXAM6WHTy
Sunday, June 23, 2024 5:15:12 PMTwitter for Android
As a pixel fan, it's dumb AF to buy the Pixel 9 because Samsung-made Tensor chips are weak overheating piles of crap. Wait another year for TSMC, but I'd recommend skipping the first model year and let them work the kinks out

https://t.co/wogQcHWJc9
Sunday, June 23, 2024 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Rewatching Buffy and underground 90s rock slaps so hard

https://t.co/SdsQ4KyKmS
Sunday, June 23, 2024 12:21:05 AMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty. First Louisiana and now Texas. The south is so gd stupid. We should have let them secede

https://t.co/jY8EYUOf71
Saturday, June 22, 2024 8:25:30 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AMTwitter for Android
What a crock of shit

https://t.co/PeIoQJV0un
Wednesday, June 19, 2024 9:14:41 PMTwitter for Android
Cunts https://t.co/QTBJUL7RwZ Wednesday, June 19, 2024 1:24:33 PMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine All the hicks don't want a highway through their farms. Fix it
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 9:23:52 PMTwitter for Android
What do you mean you don't remember, you senile, corrupt prick @GovMikeDeWine

My energy bill is out of control and indicted people are literally killing themselves over this scandal

https://t.co/rv9mInuhCO
Monday, June 17, 2024 9:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
@Verizon wtf is the holdup?

June’s Big Pixel Update Hasn’t Hit Most Verizon, T-Mobile Devices https://t.co/GjKDRfD5qy
In reply to @Verizon's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 9:21:09 PMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys.

But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, these @BoeingAirplanes
737 Maxes are pieces of shit. I will never fly on one. If my flight is on a 737 Max, I'm not boarding.

https://t.co/KFkRXmnM4Z
Friday, June 14, 2024 10:13:26 PMTwitter for Android
What a pile of shit. This is what they get for giving the contract to Boeing. Company can't build anything without fucking it up

https://t.co/NHBSGZoiRG
Wednesday, June 12, 2024 5:17:15 PMTwitter for Android
@LakotaMan1 Yes. Why should anyone tell anyone else what they can do with their own bodies?
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Tuesday, June 11, 2024 9:57:12 PMTwitter for Android
Very Christlike behavior over there...

https://t.co/B5TVXUjSjr
Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:55:31 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all. Hot take: Slim Shady is back. I don't care how much Gen Z hates Eminem, or how irrelevant he was for the past decade (minus a few collabs). Dude dropped a fire jam that immediately transported me back to middle school. Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:52:38 PMTwitter for Android
I don't even freeze out my house. I like it cold, but can tolerate 72/73/74 to be green
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, June 07, 2024 2:43:06 PMTwitter for Android
My gd windows and their broken seals 😒 https://t.co/BizbueHx4y Friday, June 07, 2024 2:42:08 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc So wait, it's not just my org?
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Wednesday, June 05, 2024 5:46:38 PMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty. Old people are such a pain in the ass Wednesday, June 05, 2024 1:56:16 PMTwitter for Android
Either Verizon 5GUW (CBand) in my neighborhood got better, or the Pixel 8 finally has the radio firmware sorted and it's better at staying connected to 5GUW than it was a few months ago. Used to drive me nuts and always bounced to LTE or fake 5G constantly. Now it's solid Tuesday, June 04, 2024 12:24:04 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... If you're still using the 6 series, you're outside of your mind
https://t.co/S13mgqtE20
Sunday, June 02, 2024 4:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
@martinmignot @the_transit_guy Outdoor dining will exist in some form. What this does is remove the structures that waste parking spots.

There are far worse decisions in this history of NYC, let's put this into perspective...
In reply to @martinmignot's tweet
Monday, May 27, 2024 11:22:51 PMTwitter for Android
50 ways to say goodbye and drive by are the same exact Train song. Monday, May 27, 2024 4:48:12 PMTwitter for Android
@Miller_Congress Ok, no fun police boomer. How about you legislate on actual real issues.
In reply to @Miller_Congress's tweet
Friday, May 24, 2024 11:24:09 PMTwitter for Android
I'm flying back home on a Boeing 737. Guess I'll die. Friday, May 24, 2024 6:27:07 PMTwitter for Android
We are all so fucked https://t.co/TdMiwIA15X Monday, May 20, 2024 2:20:57 AMTwitter for Android
Travesty! 3 entire bodies? What about the tens of thousands of civilians they murdered? https://t.co/4A7LsQ9SjE Saturday, May 18, 2024 12:02:30 AMTwitter for Android
@JoJoFromJerz Muppet face
In reply to @JoJoFromJerz's tweet
Friday, May 17, 2024 9:06:01 PMTwitter for Android
I am excited for this switch because the Samsung Tensor chips are embarrassingly backwards. They literally benchmark on par with 4-5 year old iPhones.
https://t.co/3LOe5rkVFf
Friday, May 17, 2024 9:03:43 PMTwitter for Android
I've been on an incident since 5am and I have to poop and can't leave Wednesday, May 15, 2024 3:20:58 PMTwitter for Android
@greg16676935420 @digitalartchick Dicks out for Harambe
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Wednesday, May 15, 2024 2:35:36 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake, I would cause a major production incident a couple days before an offsite with the whole fucking engineering team. Kill me now Wednesday, May 15, 2024 2:34:19 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Elon's Twitter. Free speech. I said what I said.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH We have such a piece of shit attorney general in this state
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:51 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Not one peep out of this jagoffs mouth when the proud boys were harassing the gays but he has to suck Israel's dick
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Do you feel the same way about the Proud Boys, David?
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:49:14 PMTwitter for Android
And he's a dead man walking https://t.co/hC3tUW0tSt Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:47:59 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this fucking boomer. I would have sentenced him to death by drowning in toxic waste. It's a shame they don't allow cruel and unusual punishments here

https://t.co/EZt5RL8ug3
Thursday, May 09, 2024 8:24:49 AMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow, astronauts are going to die going to space because their vehicle was made by Boeing. RIP in advance ☠️ Sunday, May 05, 2024 9:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc I never really used Teams until I was on a support call with Microsoft. How bad can it really be?

So bad. The answer is so bad...
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Friday, May 03, 2024 9:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
One day @rosterloh will decide to use ultrasonic fingerprint readers in the Pixel series and not this optical bullshit because ever since the Pixel 6 series, the fingerprint unlock sucks a cock https://t.co/wLVdgJOLGE Friday, May 03, 2024 9:25:10 PMTwitter for Android
Another one?!?!?!

https://t.co/IdJgeAm3ON https://t.co/eQ5j23S4Us
Thursday, May 02, 2024 9:14:17 AMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc @AnkerOfficial Anker is a great brand
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Wednesday, May 01, 2024 8:39:49 PMTwitter for Android
@NateDrescher Maybe I would have had better luck with the 6. Regardless, I plan on keeping my 8 Pro for 3-4 years (and as a backup beyond that) with its 7 years of support but I just couldn't do that w/ the 6 pro
In reply to @NateDrescher's tweet
Tuesday, April 30, 2024 11:07:48 PMTwitter for Android