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RT @MillieVaughanOH: If Issue 1 was a football game.

#onepersononevote #VoteNoOnIssue1 https://t.co/R8n5PQ1EQe 		Saturday, July 08, 2023 7:33:04 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop @FrankLaRose @BrianStewartOH @DaveYostOH @ChairmanAlex No one wants to vote yes on this shit you dummies. Eat a bag of dicks. Your special interests are in taking our freedoms away
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 Saturday, July 08, 2023 2:45:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ever since Elon took over Twitter, my entire timeline is flooded with ight wing, Trumpy assholes like MTG, Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis bullshits. I don't want to see this content and I can't get it to go away.

Twitter is officially ruined. It's Truth Social++ 		Saturday, July 08, 2023 12:02:36 PMTwitter for Android
What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit

https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX 		Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
@firewallfox100 They can eat a bag of dicks
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 Thursday, July 06, 2023 6:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
Uh oh. Elon's butthurt: https://t.co/XwpdryRe6M Thursday, July 06, 2023 6:13:40 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG @RepStefanik Marjorie, go eat a bag of dicks
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 Thursday, July 06, 2023 3:10:28 AMTwitter for Android
This is gonna sound awful, but I'm tired of all these articles. A cocky guy created a shitty product that failed. Now he's dead and it's time for someone smarter to make something better. The end

https://t.co/93VhfMXn2e 		Wednesday, July 05, 2023 1:58:06 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis "Free" if you're a cis white Christian male. Otherwise, fuck em, right Ronald?
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 Tuesday, July 04, 2023 6:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX I can't believe that poor sweet dog has such a dummy owner
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 Tuesday, July 04, 2023 6:04:27 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev @TwitterSupport I don't have any BlueSky invites or I'd send you one
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 Tuesday, July 04, 2023 6:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

It only took 15 years for a dumb rich billionaire to fuck it all up 🤣😂

#MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/HFi6pL4VdS 		Monday, July 03, 2023 12:29:52 AMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks Should've moved back to Ohio
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 Sunday, July 02, 2023 2:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
@VivekGRamaswamy Bahahhaha you best be joking. Your points are garbage
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 Sunday, July 02, 2023 6:47:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch and get butthurt when people disagree with my shitty ways. - Justice John Roberts

“It has become a disturbing feature of some recent opinions to criticize the decisions with which they disagree as going beyond the proper role of the judiciary,” https://t.co/3qG8LvyfjM 		Sunday, July 02, 2023 6:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
Chad scraper took down Twitter today. Lmao @alexjyong https://t.co/gEQSfnQgLg Saturday, July 01, 2023 9:32:42 PMTwitter for Android
@elonmusk You're an asshole
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 Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PMTwitter for Android
Someone stop this crazy bastard. He's ruining Twitter https://t.co/ophpERkzoQ Saturday, July 01, 2023 2:11:47 PMTwitter for Android
Lol @united
CEO is a prick
https://t.co/WNWTl1qBOM 		Saturday, July 01, 2023 9:15:49 AMTwitter for Android
@TimSweeneyEpic The internet sucks now
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 Friday, June 30, 2023 11:40:57 PMTwitter for Android
Clarance Thomas is a skeevy pube face Friday, June 30, 2023 9:04:25 AMTwitter for Android
How does it feel to know that you're going to die in prison for being a corrupt dummy? Lmao
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 Friday, June 30, 2023 9:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
All the worst to this tub of shit @householderOH who gutted my energy programs to bail out coal plants in another state https://t.co/j4cO6V65BL Friday, June 30, 2023 8:55:59 AMTwitter for Android
LETS GOOOOOO. Let's see billionaires beat the living shit out of one another in the Colosseum like savages. https://t.co/NjmODIOf8d Friday, June 30, 2023 12:56:13 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer What a dick thing to say. Like why would that even be an acceptable comment
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 Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
Wonder what Bynes is up to these days. She's been on the DL. Was so much more fun back in the day when she was tweeting batshit things like wanting Drake to murder her pussy. Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:24:45 PMTwitter for Android
If the Pixel 8 doesn't have an ultrasound fingerprint sensor or some equivalent to Apple's lidar for face unlock, I'm not getting it.

Also if anyone responsible for the Pixel 6's biometrics is still employed by Google's they're doing it all wrong 		Sunday, June 25, 2023 9:59:56 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ I never met a pickier person in my life that's God damn impossible to please. Sunday, June 25, 2023 9:21:02 PMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX Pro life unless they're illegal Mexicans. Or until they're born.. Then fuck em because they're too much of a burden on the system.

Right Greg? You lame dummy.
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 Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:37:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so.

They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe...

https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh 		Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:32:29 AMTwitter for Android
An easy way to lose all that vacation weight (from eating buffets like a sloth) is to just food poison yourself. I ate unrefrigerated sausage and peppers yesterday and now I just yacked and other tmi Friday, June 23, 2023 1:56:58 AMTwitter for Android
Summer just started yesterday. Is it fall yet? Thursday, June 22, 2023 2:37:33 AMTwitter for Android
Jamaica's fault. Place is wild AF.
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 Friday, June 16, 2023 11:54:20 PMTwitter for Android
So I won't.
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 Friday, June 16, 2023 3:48:18 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah if I were to kick the bucket atm, my toxicology report would be wild. Friday, June 16, 2023 3:48:07 PMTwitter for Android
Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
I contribute quality discussion on Discord https://t.co/n256sdCHpA Monday, June 12, 2023 7:44:31 PMTwitter for Android
Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off

1) the sound is annoying AF
2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed 		Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. @GoogleCloudTech should shut them down to teach that prick @elonmusk a lesson for nonpayment

https://t.co/K6Kb78Cif2 		Monday, June 12, 2023 12:11:39 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Pixel 6 Pro autofocus is rubbish horse shit https://t.co/8wk8uArV23 Saturday, June 10, 2023 7:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
As someone in the a Google ecosystem, I cannot recommend buying this piece of shit, even at 59% off. This phone was a flop

https://t.co/wG4QlepCaT 		Saturday, June 10, 2023 2:20:40 AMTwitter for Android
What a ratchet bitch. I hope they mistreat her in prison.

Although I will say, when I was working at the NYC tech startup, that's the culture. They pay young kids jack shit and promise them meals late. https://t.co/vTxEdZRMyi 		Saturday, June 03, 2023 2:55:51 PMTwitter for Android
If I were black, Google could have gotten me killed
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 Wednesday, May 31, 2023 12:34:21 AMTwitter for Android
The Pixel 6 Pro is a miserable phone that's caused me nothing but problems. Its latest bullshit is that it froze and the screen wouldn't turn on but the haptics worked. In trying to reset it, it dialed 911 and sent the cops over. Wtf @madebygoogle Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:02:15 AMTwitter for Android
Is Taylor Swift on tour or something? Everyone is fire hydranting over her rn on socials Saturday, May 27, 2023 9:38:07 PMTwitter for Android
Welcome to Atlanta Remix is an absolute jam Wednesday, May 24, 2023 12:12:48 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @GregAbbott_TX really is.a.fucking jagoff. How about raising the taxes in gasoline cars more and lowering the punitive EV registration tax.

https://t.co/oFT7BXLMnN 		Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:24:31 PMTwitter for Android
Plus, I'm a povo now with this inflation and shit economy. I can't be dropping over $1k for inferior bullshit. I didn't even pay off the 6 Pro yet and the screen broke 3 times already because it's a curved screen fragile piece of shit
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 Sunday, May 21, 2023 10:49:04 AMTwitter for Android
I usually get a new Pixel every 2 years... I've had the 2, 4 and 6 Pro. They've gone downhill each iteration. I'm not getting the 8 because the 6 Pro has so many flaws. They can wait a bit to do better before getting more of my money.

https://t.co/vp6cO3HdOR 		Sunday, May 21, 2023 10:43:46 AMTwitter for Android
@EngineerJusti My friend's puppy got loose and I chased it down the street for like 4 minutes and was dead for like an hour. I need to get into better shape. Running was never my thing. I can walk forever Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:19:26 AMTwitter for Android
@elonmusk Dude's on another planet rn
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 Friday, May 19, 2023 1:21:24 AMTwitter for Android
America folks! Where cute white lady cops get pulled over street racing 100 in a 65, drunk af, and get most charges dropped for reasonable price of a $150 fine.

If this was a black officer, they'd have been liable to get shot at or choked 🤦‍♂️

https://t.co/ry3jrDnd9X 		Friday, May 19, 2023 1:20:59 AMTwitter for Android
Put this decrepit old senator out to pasture. I don't care how good you were or not in the past, if youre too frail to do your job, gtfo

Was I too harsh?

https://t.co/4YE8mvY3kG 		Friday, May 19, 2023 12:31:13 AMTwitter for Android
This kid is a frickin nerdy weener. Get over it and let people do whatever they want.

https://t.co/uHenqBwKoT 		Sunday, May 14, 2023 5:16:19 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG There's no apostrophe s in "just like the Bidens" you dummy
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 Friday, May 12, 2023 1:52:19 AMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX It's a TOP state for the grid to fold over, to control women's bodies, for gun violence. You useless jokeshop

Your legs are fine and your gd brain is handicapped
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 Wednesday, May 10, 2023 10:20:20 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Need to reboot the homelab again
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 Monday, May 08, 2023 8:10:01 PMTwitter for Android
@Eric_Conn Bruh. Let women wear whatever the hell they want. It's a free country. The conservative.way: "Don't tread on me, unless you're female or not white"
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 Monday, May 08, 2023 8:09:03 PMTwitter for Android
I wonder why everyone gets cancer young

https://t.co/toAIaMr6bJ 		Sunday, May 07, 2023 11:50:12 AMTwitter for Android
I am dumb scrolling through TikTok lives and there are like 10 different lives about flat earths.

We are doomed as a society. Send a comet to just wipe us all out. Society peaked 		Sunday, May 07, 2023 12:42:53 AMTwitter for Android
So poison the MFer. I recommend radioactive pilonium https://t.co/r2pFakfNpl Saturday, May 06, 2023 6:59:08 PMTwitter for Android
Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc I had a first gen surfacebook. It rocked a dual core Intel cpu. DUAL Core... in like 2015. My phone at the time had more cores. It was so bad.
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 Saturday, May 06, 2023 1:43:30 AMTwitter for Android
No one gives a shit about King Charles' coronation. Dude had his wife killed ffs Saturday, May 06, 2023 1:38:36 AMTwitter for Android
@Glenarama @madebygoogle They're all buggy pieces of shit. None of my home hubs are working right now. It's a fucking embarrassment.
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 Friday, May 05, 2023 10:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Sundar. Fuck ya pay raise. Google products are buggy as shit. Company is in decline. Why you deserve more money for while all of us povos are suffering from severe inflation?

https://t.co/2NqNrBNyCq 		Friday, May 05, 2023 7:56:04 PMTwitter for Android
If you still work at Twitter and believe Elon's lies, you're an absolute FOOL

https://t.co/oM7mBOo9FB 		Friday, May 05, 2023 1:12:35 AMTwitter for Android
@rex197878 What a dumb southern hick bumpkin lmfao
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 Friday, May 05, 2023 12:49:29 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @rosterloh bruh
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:56:51 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle This is literally the user experience I see. Rather than "Sorry, we don't support Gen 1 Nest doorbells yet. Check back soon!" https://t.co/SL8spvmv2l
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:56:12 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG Shut up Marjorie you crazy lady
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:50:22 PMTwitter for Android
@libsoftiktok @MiddleboroughPS This kid is being groomed by the extreme right wing crazies.
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:48:25 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle So you'll buy me a new best doorbell when the old app is killed off, right?
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:47:22 PMTwitter for Android
@EricRichards22 Lmao. This defines Google to a tee. Half bake a product. Keep it beta for 10 years, replace it 2-3 times without feature parity, and then kill it off
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:44:56 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle What if I have a 1st gen Nest Video Doorbell? I was just told by support chat last night that it isn't supported on the Google Home app.
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:14:08 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenesthelp @sandmid89 I love how Google is deprecating the Nest App for Google home and in the process they're both buggy as hell
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:37:16 PMTwitter for Android
@jrfrank @googlenest This is happening to me too. Someone needs to fix this ASAP. It's been terrible lately
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
@notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore)

This is horse shit
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle It's within line of sight to the router. I am in tech and have a good wifi setup. It's not signal. I rebooted my nest Hubs. But haven't tried anything today. I'll keep you posted
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:22:38 PMTwitter for Android
@endingwithali I got a pair of jnco jorts from elementary school in 1998 that legit still fit me
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:02:47 PMTwitter for Android
@guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go
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 Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AMTwitter for Android
Some of the best Italian restaurants in NY are owned by Albanians and have a kitchen full of Mexicans Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:50:57 AMTwitter for Android
Dear Abby? You expect this guy to feel any sympathy? She can literally go eat dicks https://t.co/Nno7YrXIGs Saturday, April 29, 2023 9:14:10 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle In the US and it's honestly always been buggy but I'd say about a week. It works intermittently.
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 Saturday, April 29, 2023 5:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Like does anyone who works on these actually use them? They are enraging to use. I'm about to throw them all out my window
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 Saturday, April 29, 2023 3:04:14 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle what is your deal with Google Assistant the past few days? It hasn't been listening to anything I've been saying on any of my Nest Hubs. It can't even stop music without "there was a glitch" or " something went wrong"
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 Saturday, April 29, 2023 3:03:25 PMTwitter for Android
Sticks and stones break bones
But the gat will kill ya quicker
'specially if you live in America 		Thursday, April 27, 2023 11:29:32 PMTwitter for Android
Thi antique kind of has a really good point https://t.co/ykrDTANbF0 Tuesday, April 25, 2023 10:35:27 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Ma'am. Lay off the benadryl
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 Monday, April 24, 2023 7:09:39 PMTwitter for Android
Doc Robinson covered it better: https://t.co/v8qBwGXbhH

https://t.co/IDiMENC33K 		Sunday, April 23, 2023 12:06:59 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so hard rn

https://t.co/8piggTOGVu 		Saturday, April 22, 2023 10:09:12 PMTwitter for Android
@CovfefeChan @elonmusk You have to be outside of your bird to consider even paying lunatic Elon that much money. Sorry for your loss. Don't pay for this garbage.
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 Saturday, April 22, 2023 11:07:20 AMTwitter for Android
@DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught.
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 Friday, April 21, 2023 9:03:19 PMTwitter for Android
This screamed "fat white middle aged guy" and I was 10000000% correct

https://t.co/vVuAnPT1II 		Friday, April 21, 2023 12:44:16 AMTwitter for Android
These dummies. I've been saying this for fucking years.

https://t.co/LaVm0EzKh9 		Friday, April 21, 2023 12:34:06 AMTwitter for Android
@TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 What? https://t.co/wCD84A7IQ0 Friday, April 14, 2023 11:42:14 PMTwitter for Android
@Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed.

I lost data and look like an asshole at work.

No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with
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 Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
@heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update.
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 Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
@ne39108342 @krassenstein Anheuser Busch really got all the right wing nut jobs' panties in a bunch. Lol.
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 Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:18:46 PMTwitter for Android
@krassenstein To hell with Rupert Murdoch. The world will be better off when these antique boomers are no longer around
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 Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:17:39 PMTwitter for Android
This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit
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 Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PMTwitter for Android
@endingwithali Splunk
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 Tuesday, April 11, 2023 2:47:43 PMTwitter for Android
@EngineerJusti Not a boop noodle? Sunday, April 09, 2023 5:42:55 PMTwitter for Android
Jfc. We won't be able to advance as a society until all the gd boomers are gone Sunday, April 09, 2023 5:42:02 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Ffs. This is how I clean. I'm so scattered that it takes forever and I get a million steps because I don't put things away that belong together. Worse than a fragmented spinny harddrive
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 Saturday, April 08, 2023 2:05:16 AMTwitter for Android
@robfnunn The far right believes in restricting women's rights because they want more white babies. It's as simple as that
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 Sunday, April 02, 2023 8:10:56 PMTwitter for Android
@elonmusk @unusual_whales People are choosing not to have kids because it's not affordable you billionaire nitwit. What tf do you know about the struggles of common Americans?
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 Sunday, April 02, 2023 8:09:17 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ Mike Stanton (I call him Mike, not Giancarlo). Grounds into a double play with the bases loaded to lose like an asshole and not give me any fantasy points Saturday, April 01, 2023 7:21:22 PMTwitter for Android
I love how after all the batshit things Trump did, they finally get him on paying hush money to a stripper.

The extreme right is calling it a political witch hunt. It probably is, but maybe if he wasn't such a shit person, they'd leave him be. 		Friday, March 31, 2023 8:38:14 AMTwitter for Android
@MicrosoftEdge The new bing button and bar is ugly
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 Thursday, March 23, 2023 7:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole.

https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM 		Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis Bruh. Don't you have more pressing matters to attend to, ffs. Smoke a gd blunt and chill out https://t.co/SpHsMvz9Rh
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 Sunday, March 19, 2023 10:56:12 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer https://t.co/uYAvN6yPzj
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 Friday, March 17, 2023 9:37:34 AMTwitter for Android
@MicrosoftEdge @sitnslay That new Bing sidebar in Edge is fugly.

It looks like IE in 2002 when people installed ActiveX spyware
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 Thursday, March 16, 2023 7:50:07 PMTwitter for Android
@endingwithali @trashh_dev Fuck JavaScript and typescript and npm in the a
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 Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:15:54 AMTwitter for Android
I'm Ubering from the concert to the pizza place in Astoria. God Bless New York City Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:12:54 AMTwitter for Android
New York's a fierce bitch Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:06:59 AMTwitter for Android
NYC is great. I'm drinking in a cab rn Tuesday, March 14, 2023 7:27:33 PMTwitter for Android
They're gonna keep this piece of shit in prison for life and feed and house him? He's not worth the money
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 Monday, March 13, 2023 8:17:50 PMTwitter for Android
What do you mean the jury is divided... Unalive this mfer

https://t.co/CzoduGOVbV 		Monday, March 13, 2023 8:16:10 PMTwitter for Android
Can I at least go on a rollercoaster after waiting this long?
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 Sunday, March 12, 2023 4:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
This can suck it the most. This is why I only shop at night. I dislike people
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 Sunday, March 12, 2023 4:27:30 PMTwitter for Android
The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch Sunday, March 12, 2023 4:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:21:33 PMTwitter for Android
Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6 Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead

https://t.co/9STEgErjmS 		Wednesday, March 08, 2023 8:11:04 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore. Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Ohio sans
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 Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:12:30 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc @crankysysad But are they M1 Macs or Intel?
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 Saturday, March 04, 2023 8:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but I just saw this again, and it should be an immediate fireable offense. Like if you're this much of an idiot, you shouldn't be an engineer. https://t.co/PDWSofvYNb Saturday, March 04, 2023 8:22:51 PMTwitter for Android
ChatGPT is an actual riot. https://t.co/beEhy7BRWI Saturday, March 04, 2023 8:05:15 PMTwitter for Android
"Global warming is fake. This is totally normal" https://t.co/pCxtIMh8KP Tuesday, February 28, 2023 9:09:28 AMTwitter for Android
@fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications"

It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner.

This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE
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 Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PMTwitter for Android
I will again reiterate that plastic is the worst invention of all time

https://t.co/3r0KsjoBX9 		Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
@impatienceisav1 @jneset @_sysengineer @WaterDoctorsMN Is your whole house pre filter a water softener?
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 Monday, February 13, 2023 7:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
@AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do?
In reply to @AnkerOfficial's tweet
 Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG How the fuck should you know, you Kool aid drinking buffoon
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
 Sunday, February 05, 2023 2:40:46 PMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH

https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS 		Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
Walmart always attracts really interesting creatures. Doesn't matter where it is located. Could be the wealthiest area or the hood... Regardless, you run into some real critters out there Tuesday, January 24, 2023 9:27:30 PMTwitter for Android
If this is actually true about George Santos, and how he scammed money in the name of helping a dog, he needs to immediately be put foot first through the wood chipper

https://t.co/jK4DshtYtI 		Monday, January 23, 2023 11:48:31 AMTwitter for Android
Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it. Monday, January 16, 2023 3:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
Jfc. We're like a week away from deploying new infra to prod and the dude that wrote all the new logic moved teams. We just realized he missed a major workflow and now I'm down the rabbit hole of all kinds of jacked up bullshit, and it's all in typescript and I'm a gd nooblet Thursday, January 12, 2023 1:54:46 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies

2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law

https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) 		Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PMTwitter for Android
Only in America. This little shit did this intentionally? Tf are the parents? Where'd the gun come from? Put him through the wood chipper, idgaf he's a kid, he's a psycho who will only cause society probs in the future

https://t.co/oFbzAui5Vn 		Sunday, January 08, 2023 8:25:42 AMTwitter for Android
Tf do they call a sled a sledge in the UK. Weirdos Sunday, January 01, 2023 4:57:39 PMTwitter for Android
Tf would @madebygoogle send me this when I literally just bought a Versa 4 on the Google Store a few weeks ago.

Literally do better. You have the data. Don't be dipshits. Idk why this annoyed me so much https://t.co/XesYigicgN 		Sunday, January 01, 2023 3:57:19 PMTwitter for Android
Also. Ain't no way shaggy is 54. Player doesn't look a day over 36 Sunday, January 01, 2023 12:16:56 AMTwitter for Android
Shaggy's performing rn so 2023 off to a good start Sunday, January 01, 2023 12:15:27 AMTwitter for Android
Mandatory historical tweet reference in honor of the Nazi quitter pope's death. That old antique sucked. Covered up all the abuse bs. Go to hell.

https://t.co/xMtjzdYZ0F 		Saturday, December 31, 2022 7:20:10 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look, the Nazi Pope decided not to 2023. Saturday, December 31, 2022 9:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
Pixel 6 GBoard sucks a cock Friday, December 30, 2022 3:00:05 PMTwitter for Android
So this is what a shadow ban looks like. I get im not popular.on Twitter. I'm not trying to be an influencer mor anything. But usually I get 10-20 views.

I was salty last night and tweeted this and it had one view https://t.co/AHYtXGrVxc 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:59:29 PMTwitter for Android
Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it

https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
I cannot even anymore. Friday, December 30, 2022 2:03:14 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks
https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV 		Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PMTwitter for Android
Test Wednesday, December 28, 2022 8:18:54 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
 Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ

https://t.co/3CdTon4SEs 		Monday, December 26, 2022 11:27:54 PMTwitter for Android
This mfer shot at a dog so it's 100% justified the cops shot and killed him. Don't fuck around with dogs or else be unalived https://t.co/iGWz8gs5uN Friday, December 23, 2022 9:09:41 PMTwitter for Android
Ok, he feels a little bad, but David Yost is still an asshole prick

https://t.co/ZgEAhe10jZ 		Tuesday, December 20, 2022 11:58:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @xaviersonline: Elon Musk suspending the Elon-Flight-Tracker account and immediately flying to Epstein island is the funniest shit ever.… Thursday, December 15, 2022 4:08:48 PMTwitter for Android
My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner 		Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Enough energy was created to boil a few pots of water. 😋
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Monday, December 12, 2022 9:20:16 PMTwitter for Android
It didn't get any better. Still sucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, December 12, 2022 5:34:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
@HuntTownHall https://t.co/FmymeedfIa
In reply to @HuntingtonGov's tweet
 Friday, December 09, 2022 9:05:22 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I wear PJs like 3 days in a row. Sooooo......
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Wednesday, December 07, 2022 10:43:57 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
Are you a degenerate dad if you pound beers and have a 90s rock dance party with your kid? Because no. She loved it and it's the right thing to do Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:43:44 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer SharePoint lists, ServiceNever, quitting vim, onlyfeet,
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Sunday, December 04, 2022 12:31:29 AMTwitter for Android
Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here Saturday, December 03, 2022 9:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
V hard to find an outlet at LAX terminal 5 Saturday, December 03, 2022 2:57:02 PMTwitter for Android
The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux

What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here 		Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone.

Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PMTwitter for Android
V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio
https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq 		Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
I've forgotten to share my yearly December link that my wife makes fun of me for and calls me an emo

PS - Rip Chester

https://t.co/VWr9OWGsoK 		Friday, December 02, 2022 2:52:00 AMTwitter for Android
Gj @Verizon Wireless on your ultra wideband 5G holding up with thousands of nerds at the festival grounds https://t.co/4x9Jif6Lpy Friday, December 02, 2022 1:16:47 AMTwitter for Android
Ugh. These shitty well whiskey cokes remind me of my youth at the Stumble Inn properties Friday, December 02, 2022 12:41:08 AMTwitter for Android
re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer https://t.co/5Wb2l63xTk
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, December 01, 2022 1:57:24 AMTwitter for Android
Man, the homeless in Vegas are brutally honest with you. At least three of them said they wanted money for booze hookers and blow Wednesday, November 30, 2022 4:37:51 PMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Lol. I'm in Vegas. How can you hate it. Although I'm flying solo so it'd be more fun with a crew
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
 Wednesday, November 30, 2022 12:39:12 AMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Lol! What's up Frank?!
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
 Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:46 PMTwitter for Android
Standing under a heat lamp and my phone's battery temp is 106. Gotta.make this shit last until the pixel 8 comes out Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:27 PMTwitter for Android
I've forgotten how to talk to adult strangers lol Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:31:44 PMTwitter for Android
You could still be a Musk fanboy but not good enough for his new vision https://t.co/6DSuLbkyLW Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just ripped ass loudly on the streets assuming no one was around and someone was Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:05 PMTwitter for Android
There have to be 500 people waiting for Ubers at the airport. None available. How the f do you get anywhere in Vegas? Seriously Spirit can eat a dick because I would have been here hours ago Monday, November 28, 2022 12:40:23 AMTwitter for Android
@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
 Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PMTwitter for Android
@SpiritAirlines 3 hours late and when we arrived, all the other Spirit flights are delayed in Las Vegas and we don't have a gate to deplane

God almighty this airline sucks. Since 2015, I've had ZERO smooth experiences.
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
 Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:38:25 PMTwitter for Android
Overheating piece of shit. 106° battery temp just doing some basic social media and web browsing
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:35:11 PMTwitter for Android
Pixel 6 Pro is literally a heat generator with a shitty fingerprint reader. @madebygoogle Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
 Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
@SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
 Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna murder the bunnies that live in my yard, those fuckers. Not only do they eat all my flowers in the summer, but they chewed through my kid's blow up Christmas Paw Patrol Chase two days in a row (I spliced the wire yesterday)

Now they're getting rat poison and shot at 		Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:36:32 AMTwitter for Android
Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe use a QR code image? Or a pdf. It's not rocket science.

Like do you deliberately make this a pain in the ass, or are your product designers and engineers braindead?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:54:10 PMTwitter for Android
What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email

TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U 		Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
@GadsdenMarc I love their products. Very good quality. Just ordered a 10000mah PD power bank. Also have the 735 65w USB-C charger. It even works on my Thinkpad. It's nuts
In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet
 Saturday, November 26, 2022 12:54:41 AMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert So the priests can bang young boys? Eat a dick, Lauren. Drag queens aren't interested in kids. This is right wing mania that is not true
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
 Thursday, November 24, 2022 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
My dog is on the shit list. She's a 100lb dumbass that instigated shit with a 40lb pitbull and lost the fight. Got a jaw locked onto her face and ear. Ate out of a puke garbage can twice. Also runs away to the neighbors' a lot. Never did any of this before.

BarkBox cancelled 		Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS, DIANE

https://t.co/5wfp0dDvCm 		Wednesday, November 23, 2022 10:56:19 AMTwitter for Android
2nd Gen Google Home Hub is a laughable piece of shit. Google Assistant is abysmal at understanding and processing the right commands. Whoever the product owners and or UX designers are obviously don't use the product because they can't see how much of a blantant shitpile it is Monday, November 21, 2022 11:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content)

You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app

Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products 		Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AMTwitter for Android
I'm glad wacky Elon brought back @realDonaldTrump so I can tell him he's an asshole again Sunday, November 20, 2022 8:17:45 PMTwitter for Android
Everything is great rn Sunday, November 20, 2022 12:12:20 AMTwitter for Android
An actually buggy piece of shit. How is it that you can't cast a video from Google photos. @madebygoogle @googlephotos https://t.co/oXGyTOnSiQ Saturday, November 19, 2022 11:29:21 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @_sysengineer Wait I thought you two were the same person
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
 Saturday, November 19, 2022 7:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer It never ends there
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Saturday, November 19, 2022 3:58:05 PMTwitter for Android
Keep poisoning the food supply with PFAs, BPA and glyphosate and then they wonder why we're in the middle of a global extinction?

https://t.co/jaxV9pJL5e 		Thursday, November 17, 2022 9:18:24 PMTwitter for Android
What a bargain! $8 and Christ himself got verified.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
Dickhead spent all the money on Twitter

https://t.co/kOh0j9xytB 		Saturday, November 12, 2022 6:30:20 PMTwitter for Android
TF is wrong with this dickhead's face? https://t.co/9uUHxIsQbS Saturday, November 12, 2022 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AMTwitter for Android
@TechTickles Yeah, I know it's possible for me also. I overshare too. It's just harder for the average person to find out vs someone who is great at digging.

The scary thing is public records. If you have a full name, you can find tax records and then internet strangers know where I live.
In reply to @TechTickles's tweet
 Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:54:48 AMTwitter for Android
Donald Trump probably snorted so much Adderall tonight that they're gonna have to reconstruct his nose tomorrow Wednesday, November 09, 2022 12:11:56 AMTwitter for Android
And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PMTwitter for Android
Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that

And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer ...the voice inside my-yed
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:13:58 PMTwitter for Android
Holy hell. Zoe Saldaña is 44 years old?!?!? What the actual hell. I thought she was in her 20s. God damn, girl Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:04:04 PMTwitter for Android
Elon's a dickhead. Dude buys Twitter and then says to vote Republican Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:19:21 AMTwitter for Android
So if the Earth is flat, why hasn't anyone ever fallen off? Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:17:14 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Homelabs 2024
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Monday, November 07, 2022 8:28:48 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe I'll consider it if you resign Judge and get rid of Cash. Georgie is spinning in his grave rn. @Yankees https://t.co/3R2p0m4Icm Sunday, November 06, 2022 10:27:22 AMTwitter for Android
Eh f the cheating ass Astros Saturday, November 05, 2022 11:18:01 PMTwitter for Android
Jack reminds me of a guy who'd be walking around with a pickup truck and a shotgun rather than a tech founder https://t.co/5jUIZvXDf4 Saturday, November 05, 2022 10:12:51 PMTwitter for Android
What are you so worried about, Donald? Don't want the people to see you're not paying taxes?

https://t.co/NAQS41yykl 		Tuesday, November 01, 2022 9:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
. @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again.

What the fuck with this garbage UX 		Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Absolutely not. By no means does anyone in Ohio ever signal. Drives me bananas.

Meanwhile, in New England: https://t.co/rE6Gpbstr0
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Friday, October 28, 2022 11:32:51 PMTwitter for Android
@TechTickles Literally the first setting I change. It's heinous that they default to joining with the mic unmuted and video on
In reply to @TechTickles's tweet
 Tuesday, October 25, 2022 8:57:53 AMTwitter for Android
Twitter has statuses now like this is Facebook in 2005. Yawn Sunday, October 23, 2022 11:42:15 PMTwitter for Android
I feel some sort of way when I post my dog on Discord and she doesn't get likes.

Obviously she's perfect y'all are dumb 		Sunday, October 23, 2022 11:40:43 PMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested 		Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ Wandy Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:04:09 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... The climate is pretty fucked. They're not wrong, but stop inconveniencing people, dickheads

https://t.co/NhgMulyjVb 		Monday, October 10, 2022 12:43:27 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device.

This doesn't work for things that send pushes though
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
 Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ

https://t.co/UR6DA8FyxF 		Thursday, September 29, 2022 5:04:06 PMTwitter for Android
Hang Putin for war crimes Sunday, September 25, 2022 3:54:46 PMTwitter for Android
The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore.

Remember my settings, assholes 		Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PMTwitter for Android
. @WarnerMedia is a SHIT company. Gutting content just to reduce debt and increase valuation with no regard for the consumer.

https://t.co/jsKrA9hXK4

https://t.co/t9VchW69AA 		Monday, September 19, 2022 9:48:34 AMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
 Saturday, September 17, 2022 6:08:49 PMTwitter for Android

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