9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @MorganTrau @MathewsforOhio @LangForOhio @SteveHuffmanOH This is the shit I want to see "conservatives" doing. Not fucking around with women's healthcare, abortion or LGBTQ stuff that's none of their gd business In reply to @MorganTrau's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:26:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also an absurd boomer In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:25:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to mute my neighbor Karen. She's nice but parks her ass at my house and never stops jibber jabbering. This would be perfect https://t.co/sekqntS2K4 | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:24:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great place. Trash on every corner, expensive AF, crime way up, can get weed on every corner of the city https://t.co/ZRgqTMH8Os | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:13:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @CrankyHankJ @pbolyard @FrankLaRose https://t.co/0soPCGGQ5z In reply to @CrankyHankJ's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 12:47:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @pbolyard @FrankLaRose You realize what this guy did? In bed with FirstEnergy, friends to prison. Banned special elections in August and wasted $20 million holding one and losing. Moved the Ohio SOS office to his Senate campaign headquarters wasting taxpayer dollars. Drinks the Trump Maga Kool Aide | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 12:46:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! The only thing battle tested is your corrupt ways and dumpster fire policies In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 11:04:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't fly on these shit Boeing planes. They're all half assed and dangerous https://t.co/Hwd7v3fHVC | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 11:03:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FoxNews You provided zero context that this lady is batshit unhinged at almost all public meetings and also has numerous harassment lawsuits against her | Sunday, January 21, 2024 7:29:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FoxxOnTheRocks @Gumbyy_Games I would 100% become a hermit to live off the grid in a cabin in the woods with a pack of a dozen dogs In reply to @FoxxOnTheRocks's tweet | Sunday, January 21, 2024 7:14:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SaasyEngineer Sheeit. We got the family Packard Bell there In reply to @SaasyEngineer's tweet | Sunday, January 21, 2024 7:12:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @dartagnank I'm not better off under Biden, but Trump's still a jagoff and ruined everything which is why I'm not currently better off than I was In reply to @dartagnank's tweet | Sunday, January 21, 2024 9:24:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just ate 2-3 raw red kidney beans that have been soaking out of sheer curiosity... And just learned about lectin toxicity. Chances are I'll be puking and shitting all night now 😞 | Saturday, January 20, 2024 11:48:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks No one's living to 100 anymore. The environment is toxic. There's plastic in everything. We're all goners In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Saturday, January 20, 2024 9:31:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Give up already, Frankie Boy. You complete hack and loser In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 20, 2024 9:25:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @lakegopohio Frankie, who tf actually comes out to this bullshit? In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 20, 2024 2:18:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. Keep dreaming, you're not going to be out senator In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 20, 2024 1:20:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Rather than focusing on this drivel, use an ultrasonic fingerprint sensor instead of a half working optical one, and for the love of Christ, stop using Exynos modems In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 19, 2024 4:34:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy... Biden's senile but he ain't wrong on that one. You're an extremist if you support an insurrectionist criminal. Why do you suck his dick so much Frankie? He didn't even endorse you. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Thursday, January 18, 2024 3:04:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ColsFire tell BN 2 to use the damn blinker when driving in 270 https://t.co/VKg2CGnSQ0 | Thursday, January 18, 2024 1:55:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Plastic was a mistake https://t.co/uMn9zDY1Cu | Monday, January 15, 2024 2:13:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. I've mellowed. You think I'm lit now? Should've seen me in my 20s https://t.co/MCGhabqL2B In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, January 15, 2024 1:55:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Johnie I have an Asus router. Their per device bandwidth monitoring is buggy. Often times, it confuses them. It did the same to me and showed a smart plug using GB of upload per day and it confused it with my doorbell camera | Saturday, January 13, 2024 8:30:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @leslibless That's how you know how bad Trump was. People would rather vote for a senile old dinosaur rather than an Orange buffoon In reply to @leslibless's tweet | Saturday, January 13, 2024 3:46:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jime Dolan is a prick. I hated him since 2002. I hope he eats a bag of dicks https://t.co/69X2ZIzSjl | Saturday, January 13, 2024 3:34:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer @IFTTT Ew. That's some GoDaddy bullshit In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, January 13, 2024 3:12:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle I thought the Nest app was being deprecated anyway. It's been three years and the Home app still lacks feature parity In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 9:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle I usually control it from the Nest app, but every once in a while I use assistant commands from my displays. I don't think anything is necessarily wrong... I just don't understand why the fact that I had eco mode set to below the default why it would not consider this efficient https://t.co/0mVVmNNt5T In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 9:36:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Remind me to only fly on Airbus planes anymore. These Boeings are real pieces of shit https://t.co/5PWoXGAmwc | Friday, January 12, 2024 6:03:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Green Day collab with Olivia? D Make it happen. Dope asf https://t.co/Ve4ZO2Allo | Friday, January 12, 2024 4:30:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle In the US and it's a 3rd Gen Nest In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 3:36:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG Bush did it you crazy lady | Friday, January 12, 2024 12:36:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, the man is so senile he can't possibly be responsible for it. Learn economics In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 12:07:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HerbsandDirt I got the vaccine and died from it. Then I rose again to proclaim my love for Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump! In reply to @HerbsandDirt's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 12:05:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeepingUHonest1 @FrantzRantz Oh yeah? And you are personally impacted by this, right? In reply to @KeepingUHonest1's tweet | Thursday, January 11, 2024 4:47:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @PeterRange12 @OHRGOPCaucus I'm glad that you are celebrating bullying 6 kids and think the government has more authority than their parents/guardian. Nitwit In reply to @PeterRange12's tweet | Thursday, January 11, 2024 4:42:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Explain to me why having my thermostat set in eco mode and set on 47 degrees while I was on vacation and the heat only running a little over an hour did not get an efficiency leaf https://t.co/yzTMmElRJm In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Thursday, January 11, 2024 4:39:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Google assistant is a buggy piece of shit that needs to be vastly improved. Let's get some new talent in https://t.co/tdFWOdDPdU | Thursday, January 11, 2024 1:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti We used to containerize our ADO build agents on EKS, but there was an issue with windows containers, so now we use EC2 auto scaling groups to scale our on prem build agents. Yaml pipelines, and git hooks calling husky for linting | Thursday, January 11, 2024 10:01:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Then they wonder why the fertility rate is shit, everyone has a billion miscarriages and cancer rates are through the roof. We all go die. Might as well live it up https://t.co/qF8zn5MCTT | Thursday, January 11, 2024 9:55:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GuntherEagleman Nah he's a corrupt pube face In reply to @GuntherEagleman's tweet | Wednesday, January 10, 2024 5:07:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Let's be honest Frank. You are only interested in overriding this because you and your bigoted party are hateful bastards and cannot stand LGBTQ people. This affects like 10 people in Ohio. How about you fix bigger issues In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 10, 2024 12:48:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY you ignoramus. You want the government imposing rules on your daughters? Or would you as the parent rather be in control? By overriding this veto, you are saying the government knows more than the parent. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, January 10, 2024 12:46:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Plastic was the worst thing ever invented and is killing us all and ruining the planet. Prove me wrong | Wednesday, January 10, 2024 12:43:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We all gon' die https://t.co/vQrmA8qs22 | Tuesday, January 09, 2024 9:18:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! You only want to close this loophole because you don't agree with his causes, you corrupt jagoff How about out of state billionaire Richard Uhlein donating for your failed Issue 1 special election? That's okay right? In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, January 09, 2024 5:17:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Isn't your term up you jagoff? In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, January 09, 2024 11:15:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky | Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| School Spirits was really good https://t.co/89J8AiGqAn In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 07, 2024 9:29:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VoteMarsha @realDonaldTrump @williamsontngop It's really time for these antiques to move on In reply to @VoteMarsha's tweet | Sunday, January 07, 2024 1:41:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Michael65405281 @FrankLaRose Nope, he wills people a rope and a tree so what makes you think he'd denounce the proud boys? In reply to @Michael65405281's tweet | Saturday, January 06, 2024 8:51:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @knigdan @FrankLaRose Scared off by Worthington grannies. Lmfao what aLoseR | Saturday, January 06, 2024 8:48:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. Let's be honest. You served First Energy and special interest groups, you hack. How's ya boy Householder doing In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 06, 2024 8:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow these @BoeingAirplanes 737 Maxes are real pieces of shit planes. Remind me to never fly on one https://t.co/614QtA1zjB | Saturday, January 06, 2024 1:14:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DownersVille @FrankLaRose Yes, it's too late for him to become a decent human. Frankie Boy is a vile corrupt man and I feel sorry for his daughters. In reply to @DownersVille's tweet | Saturday, January 06, 2024 12:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie! Your boyfriend Trump doesn't even endorse you. Why are you obsessed with him? In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 06, 2024 12:28:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy really knows how to pull in a crowd of a handful of old white boomers In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 06, 2024 12:26:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah okay... Lol https://t.co/WCWvp5FHuC In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, January 04, 2024 9:42:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No you don't. I'm just an internet stranger https://t.co/hfqrUMlEe2 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, January 02, 2024 12:35:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Nope, never have https://t.co/8g708imBX6 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, January 02, 2024 12:32:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer If I did this, everything I ever wrote on the internet would have typos in it https://t.co/cV6tkTI470 In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, January 01, 2024 12:13:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. I missed partiying with CJ | Saturday, December 30, 2023 9:46:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time! I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is https://t.co/DZxslXKCde | Friday, December 29, 2023 9:24:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit. https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v (And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly) | Friday, December 29, 2023 6:26:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If you stop in a roundabout when there is no one there, you're an absolute dickhead and I will lay on the horn. This dickwad stopped at every entrance in the gd thing. Wife: "What if they're learning?" Me, unsympathetic: "Tough shit. Learn the rules of the road" | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 5:13:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| War machine! Why have peace when you keep getting free munitions from America (so they can boost defense contracting companies). https://t.co/MMiitVRce6 | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 10:26:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna kick the kid in the ass who introduced her to this bullshit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 8:22:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| YouTube has trash content that is addictive for kids and these idiot creators know that parents block their channels, so they end up createing 4-5 duplicate channels with all the same garbage content so it keeps getting recommended by the algo | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 8:22:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose War machine Frankie! Get out of here. You can't even run Ohio - what are you doing talking national politics In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, December 26, 2023 12:55:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @greg16676935420 That's the most absurd fingerprint I've ever seen In reply to @greg16676935420's tweet | Monday, December 25, 2023 9:24:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @NASAVoyager Is Voyager 1 fixed yet? In reply to @NASAVoyager's tweet | Sunday, December 24, 2023 4:59:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti https://t.co/RX4aTfqct4 | Saturday, December 23, 2023 11:43:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti https://t.co/1aOCaOtDLU | Friday, December 22, 2023 9:41:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My kid was feral today. Feral. Wifey was not pleased when I attempted to set up her Elf on the shelf to shit on her favorite blanket | Friday, December 22, 2023 9:41:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle No worries. Forgot what I even asked and couldn't find it in my history. Next time In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 7:39:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Thanks. You can start start by having product managers and UX designers use their own product. Then maybe they'd notice how often it messes up. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 7:06:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Your political career is over In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 5:30:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @OlentangySD Split the district already. We live in southern Delaware county, so why are we responsible for the rapid development of farms into apartment complexes up north. With already increased home valuations, this is a tremendous ask when homeowners are already squeezed by inflation In reply to @OlentangySD's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 3:18:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time. This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle I just asked my nest mini a question and it replied "here's what I found on the web" It doesn't have a screen you dingbats. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Thursday, December 21, 2023 7:35:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you're on a one-lane road, and you're not driving the fucking speed limit, you're a goddamn asshole. Especially if I'm behind you. | Thursday, December 21, 2023 11:59:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY. You idolize Donald Trump and he doesn't even like you. Bahahahhahahah you absolute buffoon https://t.co/CxYcX41qq1 In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, December 19, 2023 10:12:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HebHammer94 @Yankees Ah you're a Red Sox fan, this explains everything. (Shame the rivalry died a decade ago) How about this one then? https://t.co/OJ7is9ww40 In reply to @HebHammer94's tweet | Tuesday, December 19, 2023 9:40:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HebHammer94 @Yankees Yep totally sucked https://t.co/WWrMW0duYL In reply to @HebHammer94's tweet | Tuesday, December 19, 2023 8:37:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Needs to meet a wood chipper https://t.co/IY0DBBFGlM | Monday, December 18, 2023 12:36:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Emergency: did they fix Voyager 1 yet? | Sunday, December 17, 2023 6:28:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HealthRanger I got three vaccines and now I'm replying to this from beyond the grave. Boo! In reply to @HealthRanger's tweet | Saturday, December 16, 2023 9:28:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who ever is responsible for this needs to get fed foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/N3VxE6g5Fh | Friday, December 15, 2023 10:03:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahahhahahah what a dumb motherfucker. All this guy had to do was shut the fuck up and stay out of the spotlight and he'd be remembered as America's mayor, leading NYC through 9/11. But he decided to s Trump's D and will be broke forevermore https://t.co/eudYgNUt8a | Friday, December 15, 2023 9:25:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VerizonSupport I actually think this one was Googles fault. All good now thx. In reply to @VerizonSupport's tweet | Friday, December 15, 2023 10:50:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @crisisofconsc Same! I hear ya. Welcome to the critical mom club. I think it was just that generation. Why not turn a hobby/passion into a good career. In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Friday, December 15, 2023 10:42:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Great timing on the Bitcoin correction after it went up like crazy because I buy a smidge of it every 2 weeks out of my paycheck and now I get to buy it at a $5000 discount I'm kicking myself for.not getting more when it was 15k in Nov 22. And fuck Elon's shit coins. I lost $90 | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:31:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The far right hates the current Pope and calls him a Marxist. May I remind them there were much crazier popes? Rodrigo Borgia banged tons of sluts and had many of his critics 'eliminated' (which is actually pretty baller). So they should relax a little. https://t.co/5dFm7l7F24 | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:29:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm assuming the Texas Attorney General, jagoff @KenPaxtonTX, would force this lady to shit this fetus out rather than proper medical care https://t.co/gQ2TWFFlWb | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 2:28:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KenPaxtonTX @MillerForTexas It's a shame you were not aborted, Ken. How dare you deny medical care for a woman with NO chance of her baby's survival. A woman who can become permanently sterile or die. All to wait 9 months and go into labor for a baby that will live 5 minutes. You are a MONSTER. Die in hell In reply to @KenPaxtonTX's tweet | Monday, December 11, 2023 7:46:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you'll be taking no oath. There's no way you and your bitch ass ways will be elected. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, December 11, 2023 7:40:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @NeuburgerNick Dude how miserable are you? What a dumb comment - we aren't even remotely close to automating all truck drivers. I hope you get automated out of your job. In reply to @NeuburgerNick's tweet | Sunday, December 10, 2023 8:37:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I bought like 3 groceries and it was $85. Thanks Obama | Sunday, December 10, 2023 4:40:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How about this cocky motherfucker over here. Top banner front and center. "Look at me. I'm Elon and I'm speaking right now. Look how important I am" I don't need to listen to his nonsense convos with that jagoff Alex Jones, thx. https://t.co/Ur5fKmhWi1 | Sunday, December 10, 2023 2:37:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So what's the link? Is it that crazy people end up getting cats? Or that parasite thing cats carry make people schizo? https://t.co/VxOwtxEBfz | Friday, December 08, 2023 11:04:04 AM | Twitter for Android |