9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Nice. We got Ja and Ashanti live in Times Square? What do they think this is, 2001? | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:40:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I haven't seen the sun in fucking weeks. If it's going to be fucking gloomy out, it might as well be snowing, but it's not because humans ruined the climate | Friday, December 31, 2021 1:20:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovParsonMO Am I allowed to view html source in my browser, or will you prosecute me as a hacker? In reply to @GovParsonMO's tweet | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:48:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit" I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Eh. Probably for the better with all the problems with it. Let them sort it out and I expect January's in the first week or so In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 10:26:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam So you finally got the update? Pretty shady how carriers can affect this these days. Any carrier specific things should just be addressed in carrier services updates in the play store. I don't get why we need 900 different firmwares for each carrier In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 10:00:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Still didn't get the OTA even though Verizon's website lists a December patch with a 12/16 date. I wonder if it's because I got mine unlocked from the Google Store: https://t.co/DrmBUZ4o6H In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 9:53:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just truly don't understand why people think it's okay to walk around without masks with these numbers out of control. https://t.co/7hW8AfahpZ | Friday, December 24, 2021 3:40:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Well, maybe Verizon held it back on the grounds that it seems to wreck network connectivity (granted, mostly in Europe) In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, December 18, 2021 2:49:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting Google Surveys asking me whether or not I asked Google Assistant to remember my car's location in a parking garage. Welp, I didn't ask Google, but said it out loud. Google is always listening, that creepy betch | Friday, December 17, 2021 1:01:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Eat a dick, Donald. I can't wait for everyone to see you didn't pay any taxes, you dope. https://t.co/S5RKCYS6Gb | Wednesday, December 15, 2021 2:08:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Saw a tech blog that it's a huge update that fixes a lot. Doesn't seem to be live for the Verizon build yet In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:36:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 5:03:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Slash their tires and key their car https://t.co/Q8VA8BZNJv | Monday, December 13, 2021 5:27:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Buncha weirdos out there. Stay safe In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, December 12, 2021 6:00:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Good point. I don't enjoy eating glyphosate In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:01:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @oshaughnessy Lol. Wow tweet fail! CEO did a 900 person layoff over zoom In reply to @oshaughnessy's tweet | Wednesday, December 08, 2021 11:33:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe @ColumbusCrew need to find a better sponsor for the new stadium. https://t.co/Rt4En3BySP is awful. CEO calls people dumb dolphins. They have enough money to name a stadium 900 employees over Zoom? Rename the stadium. That company sucks! | Wednesday, December 08, 2021 8:12:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Even though I think Elon is a what k job, this is a valid point. Old people decline cognitively and we don't need that riff raff in office https://t.co/g0LtzZsjCP | Saturday, December 04, 2021 1:15:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop coughing in the store, you maskless motherfucker | Saturday, December 04, 2021 10:34:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load. The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it. Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Either a lab in China or it mutated inside dumb fuckin antivaxxing Trump supporters. Take your pick https://t.co/p6yQcHv9Q9 | Thursday, December 02, 2021 9:11:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GregAbbott_TX Positively no. You dummy In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Friday, November 26, 2021 8:56:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Zuck is such a weasel, my dudes. This is not surprising. Actually makes me chuckle https://t.co/6qAE6m0zIh | Wednesday, November 24, 2021 10:37:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO | Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog just ripped ass in her sleep. Loud. Smelly. In bed. With me in it too. | Thursday, November 18, 2021 12:42:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ https://t.co/5gfoL4B109 | Wednesday, November 17, 2021 11:20:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What in the actual fuck. This goes against every principle the country was founded on How about we instead eliminate radical conservative Christians who are not Christ-like? https://t.co/MZ8jkXS6bd | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So is the metaverse pretty much the Oasis from Ready Player One? Because we all fucked. | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:04:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense. https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Google, I corrected it https://t.co/YpRS4Z26Td | Friday, November 12, 2021 11:21:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who'd'a thunk? ๐ค๐ค๐ค https://t.co/yDoeF8A2PX | Friday, November 12, 2021 10:23:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It wouldn't be a polluted shithole https://t.co/7eRgQ5ac2I | Thursday, November 11, 2021 9:08:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mark my words. The transition to green energy is gonna suck. I am all for it, but: 1) The archaic grid will collapse when everything is electrified 2) Prices will be so high, it'll cause a depression In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:21:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why didn't the dump motherfuckin trump administration hoard oil into the reserves when the prices were negative in the middle of the pandemic? Literally would have been paid to take oil. https://t.co/v8xPVMIhS7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:18:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it normal to lose 10 pounds in a week without trying? Asking for a friend | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:14:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenSchumer No. Trump and all his diciples are all batshit fucking crazy and I'd vote for a goldfish over any if them, but this is just too much. Who's paying for all of this? Inflation is through the roof. I love green energy, but mark my words the transition is going to be painful In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:08:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love it when anonymous strangers on a motherfucken discord server have your back more than your family dows | Tuesday, November 09, 2021 11:34:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mared0nd0 @RealSaavedra @Wintery_Knight Isn't Islam supposed to a peaceful religion? โฎ๏ธโ๏ธ In reply to @mared0nd0's tweet | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BrooklynTrader1 @SethDillon Nah. Earth is finished. Sun will start running out of fuel in a few billion years and expand/brighten, killing all life on Earth. Then it'll swallow up all the inner planets. Yum! In reply to @BrooklynTrader1's tweet | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:34:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Funny how if you bitch about a Google product not working right, support is on you in 5 seconds but if you bitch about how they jacked up the Pixel 6 launch, ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ | Thursday, November 04, 2021 12:38:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An absolute insult for @madebygoogle to send me an email like this when: 1) I already ordered it 2) it's not projected to get here until January 20th https://t.co/dG9lTZDSNZ | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 8:56:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I dumped the piece of shit for a 40 cent profit https://t.co/47af49jllO | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 7:36:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh good, all the racists running for school board lost. I'm glad people have common sense and elected the guy who has a PhD and the lawyer, rather than the "moms" who think the CRT they're not actually teaching is making the whites look bad | Tuesday, November 02, 2021 11:47:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Suck it, Astros | Tuesday, November 02, 2021 10:13:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok so let's talk about Midnight Mass. When that lunatic church woman poisoned Pike the dog and Joe the town drunk was broken about it, it literally broke me. I couldn't handle it. Forget all the supernatural shit. (And whomever did it needs to go through the wood chipper) | Sunday, October 31, 2021 8:41:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| .@BestBuy dat JavaScript fail https://t.co/8ohhBmBetb | Friday, October 29, 2021 12:20:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If I wasn't white, it would have been a fucking problem, mark my words. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You want to know what systemic racism is? I was back home visiting my parents and my boy dropped me off at 2am. A cop though we were up to no good because we were in the driveway of a quiet white ass neighborhood. I had an out of state ID, but it was coo. We were white. He left. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this far right horseshit. What they're describing here is plain racism, not systemic racism. https://t.co/KQI9liHqEP | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:15:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Coinbase is down. This better mean Shiba Inu coin goes to the moon. If it hits $1 like wacky Elon says it will, I'm paying off the house. | Wednesday, October 27, 2021 5:09:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Go Braves! Fuck the cheating fuckin Astros | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 11:29:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Bad form reminding me this is in my cart when the Pixel 6 Pro is completely sold out. Why would I need a case yet? https://t.co/06VpFQOegZ | Saturday, October 23, 2021 8:34:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JEFFREY! You dog. First you have Elon sending him giant silver metals and #2 statues. What a rebuttle! Just gonna build me a half billion dollar yacht - biggest in the world. Suck it Elon https://t.co/ctH1TUxU9x | Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:32:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who the fuck did this and why are they not being put foot first through a wood chipper? https://t.co/djnSkubebj | Friday, October 22, 2021 11:13:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jayrjordan Mexico should just invade and take over Texas. Bunch of idiot Hicks passing idiotic laws. In reply to @jayrjordan's tweet | Thursday, October 21, 2021 11:04:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By NO means is does this look like authentic New York pizza. By no means. https://t.co/PrQbYxmxXa | Thursday, October 21, 2021 10:54:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Google products are infuriating and drive me bananas. Like actual rage. I want to like them, but they're so buggy. I'd strangle the Google Assistant if she had a real neck. Always makes the kid cry because her listening is for shit. Keep your head up, you got this! | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:35:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin TikTok, man... Am I too old for this shit? Does the app just suck on Android? Is my screen too small? Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If you use TikTok and don't know what year Jeff Bezos was born, do you really use TikTok? | Friday, October 15, 2021 7:53:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpeakerCupp When are you going to undo HB6 | Sunday, October 10, 2021 4:44:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @NkirbyNYY Cash stinks. He's gotta go In reply to @NkirbyNYY's tweet | Sunday, October 10, 2021 2:12:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ almighty. We're all fucked https://t.co/DsgceRe02F | Sunday, October 10, 2021 2:11:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI | Saturday, October 09, 2021 1:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU | Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| LMFAO. What a little bitch. "Trumpy Trump made me do it. I'm a baby that can't think for myself" What kind of dirt does Donnie DumDum have that he can just order someone to give hundreds of thousands of dollars in free (albeit, bogus) legal counsel? https://t.co/7BWuqw6R7D | Friday, October 08, 2021 5:36:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the season | Tuesday, October 05, 2021 9:08:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC what a buncha fuckin whack jobs. I mean, I'm not shy. Idgaf if I shit with the door open it my wife sees (shes more shy), but why on earth would you do this ON PURPOSE... https://t.co/VhftNwSuUC | Tuesday, October 05, 2021 12:47:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT | Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| At wedding. Single bathroom. Women are coming out quicker from the ladies room. WTF are you doing in there. JESUS H Christ | Sunday, October 03, 2021 12:06:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika Currently at a layover with the Mormons but on the way to Wyoming for a wedding In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:55:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika Welcome back to the Twitter par-tayyy. Feel free to follow my lunacy. PS - We're in the same time zone rn bish In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:47:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika Remember, when you're feeling down, tell them all to eat a dick. It always works. https://t.co/EgZgz1cbQl In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:45:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| N95s on planes are wonderful. Idk why I haven't done this before the coronas. I don't have to smell people's shitty perfumes and colognes | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:44:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is why Grimes had enough of this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if he actually follows through that would be wild to see. Straight up pulling out his 6ft cock, smacking Bezos in the face and launching him to the moon In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| ELON you absolute SAVAGE. This guy has some pair of balls on him. The absolute cockiness and pettiness is outside of control. I usually want to hate on Elon but this is just hilarious. https://t.co/bsxWD5MCvD | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:06:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @CSX GO FUCK YOURSELVES | Wednesday, September 29, 2021 6:25:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh look. Katy Perry's hair is dark again. She looked like an asshole as a blonde https://t.co/v6zUMUYEQo | Monday, September 27, 2021 3:03:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe I'm wrong and she's nice, but Ariana Grande rubs me the wrong way. She comes across as a nasty, rough around the edges bitch. But who the hell am I to say. | Saturday, September 25, 2021 8:06:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh Christ. I'm elderly https://t.co/PVqRWm8PGW | Saturday, September 25, 2021 12:58:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem. 420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves. https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Truck driver shortage (people too lazy to work with all these dem handouts)? Gas prices up? Guess it's Biden's fault. Oh wait they have the same problems in the UK. #peoplearedumb https://t.co/dNyCufaZvq | Thursday, September 23, 2021 10:42:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A BILLION dollars? JFC what a waste of money. Isn't there anything IN the United States we could be spending that in instead? https://t.co/UPru9SfxcQ | Thursday, September 23, 2021 9:49:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BAHHAHAHAHAHA. @Steve_Chucri You dummy! You got recorded secretly because you talked shit about Republicans who opposed a 2020 election review? Had to resign in scandal? Good, motherfucker. We don't need your kind in politics. You think Trump won? Idiot. https://t.co/hlepwm8S6Z | Wednesday, September 22, 2021 8:16:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @CSX what's the problem at Orange Rd in Lewis Center | Wednesday, September 22, 2021 6:24:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, why is this shit going viral now. This was all pre Covid. No one has masks In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:03:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid https://t.co/hITvAt154z | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just tasted the new car smell of a 1996 Chevy Lumina and I'm literally outside my mind rn | Sunday, September 19, 2021 11:02:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking hate everything right now | Sunday, September 19, 2021 11:37:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No one in their right mind wants to be associated with this piece of shit building https://t.co/iAsUy1HZRL | Saturday, September 18, 2021 10:17:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me" If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids. https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M | Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@rosterloh @sundarpichai @madebygoogle If this thing is benchmarking poorly already, y'all at least better give free @googlephotos storage if it's gonna be a "flagship" and over $1k. https://t.co/k1JeCzcTqk | Monday, September 13, 2021 10:44:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine if this pandemic was ebola or smallpox or some shit like that? Billions would die because half the human race are inbred imbeciles In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:46:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking pandemic is never going to end because of this political shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:44:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Upstate NY, people. Literal medical professionals, who you hope would believe in science, quit because they won't get a shot. No wonder we have these Nordic countries putting study abroad notices up "hey don't go to the United States. That place is a backwards piece of shit" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:42:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Roy Kent is a great dude. | Saturday, September 11, 2021 11:22:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuckin Yankees lost to the Mets. The Mets?! Are you for real? This team sucks. This season is infuriating. I've never seen a team have such long hot streaks follows by dumpster fire streaks. | Friday, September 10, 2021 10:49:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC https://t.co/ydhLeFEOm4 | Wednesday, September 08, 2021 7:51:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Nintendad88 P In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, September 08, 2021 7:29:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Nintendad88 Yeah man. That nun lady said it best. These motherfuckers aren't pro life, they're pro birth. Don't want to support the kid or social programs - but only the women's bodies to pop them out. In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Wednesday, September 08, 2021 7:29:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah I guess now'd be a good time to get a new furnace | Tuesday, September 07, 2021 3:57:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MichaelRapaport: In Texas itโs My Body My Choice regarding Vaccinations but that doesnโt apply for Women having abortions. Rape so whaโฆ | Tuesday, September 07, 2021 12:03:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC my entire HVAC stopped working out of the blue. How much you think this shit is going to cost to fix? | Monday, September 06, 2021 11:42:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I lost 18 lbs. Legit couldn't get much food during lockdown, was miserable, walked my dog miles and miles out of boredom, and stopped drinking empty calories because what's the point of drinking if you can't hang with people https://t.co/QlTiNvU9hk | Saturday, September 04, 2021 9:26:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes. Please do this. Please kill off the imbeciles before they breed https://t.co/JppgsLMmpF | Saturday, September 04, 2021 7:01:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just scientifically proved alien life exists tonight. You know all the crazy shit that lives on the bottom of the ocean, tens of thousands of feet down where light can't reach? Welp, same shit probably lives deep in Europa's ocean. Who needs sun or atmosphere | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:54:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit it was Yosemite, was it it ... I can't get the two straight In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:49:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know what's cool? Space and trees. ๐ โ๏ธ๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:43:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This extra innings runner on second bullshit to try to shorten games is full of shit. Lengthens games because each team just gets a base hit every inning. Manfried is a moron. | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:38:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Book me into this Airbnb immijitly https://t.co/ZrhjrR0R1p | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:17:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r | Friday, September 03, 2021 7:40:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the other 90%? Folgers? Package doesn't say. @KauaiCoffeeCo https://t.co/XkaUtCfDwH | Friday, September 03, 2021 8:28:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty. https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C | Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ron Desantis is anti-mask because he wants people to catch covid. He is in bed with the companies creating these expensive monoclonal antibodies and only wants to line his pockets. He's a piece of shit asshole who should be in prison for treason and fraud | Sunday, August 29, 2021 3:01:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The world really is ending. Christ must have come back as a shark to fuck with us. https://t.co/03cjO7Xzrn | Saturday, August 28, 2021 1:27:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovRonDeSantis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. How does it feel that you got sued to reverse your order blocking masks? Good. Asshole. HAHAHAAHA In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Friday, August 27, 2021 11:57:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole | Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| WANDY you glorious man! | Tuesday, August 24, 2021 10:58:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Chapman | Tuesday, August 24, 2021 10:47:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovRonDeSantis This ignoramus must be a shill to companies making the antibodies. Because he seems to be doing everything in his power to get sick so they need antibodies, rather than preventing Covid with masks and vaccines The dumb mitherfucker In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2021 10:10:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovRonDeSantis Must be a shitty business if your ignorant ass is advertising it In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2021 10:06:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok this Covid shit is out of control. Stick me with a booster now. I can't wait until fall | Sunday, August 22, 2021 9:40:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You IDIOTS. You dumb hick idiots. https://t.co/2uV1xaMnxE | Friday, August 20, 2021 4:42:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The only real solution to the problem in this article is that the stepmother would need to mysteriously vanish. https://t.co/wUimYm9bYO | Thursday, August 19, 2021 11:33:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, I get that the Taliban breeds anti-American terrorists, but they hate the US of A for dicking around their countries in the name of oil. Maybe if we didn't suck Israel's dick and stayed neutral in the Middle East, they wouldn't mess with us so much โฎ๏ธ | Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:38:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I find it hilarious about all the people giving Big Dick Biden shit for Afghanistan falling to the Taliban. 1) Trump pulled our troops out 2) We're not the world police 3) In the words of Trump, that's a shithole country so let them fend for themselves | Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:30:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I guess with this Delta variant, they should change New Hampshire's motto to "Live free and die" | Friday, August 13, 2021 4:46:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is everyone getting their panties in a bunch over how often celebrities and/or their kids bathe? Who cares. As long as they're not stinky and gross in public offending others, relax | Thursday, August 12, 2021 9:34:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu https://t.co/5jcFA2fZSf | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 3:34:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the best bitchface of all time https://t.co/NmZ6qenHw4 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 3:00:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck him. Hope he suffered miserably in his final days. Karma https://t.co/FTVKFoUC7N | Monday, August 09, 2021 4:00:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Older neighbor lady has an old sick Mastiff and I just helped her lift it into her car so she can take it to the vet and it actually broke me. | Monday, August 09, 2021 10:06:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I like to rip on Elon Musk for being a bit wacky, but this is ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ Fuckin bureaucracy and layers of management is garbage. Let the workers work https://t.co/RDFdaoamHu | Friday, August 06, 2021 3:22:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was an asshole to Sundar Pichai and Rick Osterloh on Twitter, and is it no coincidence my Nest doorbell broke the next day? | Thursday, August 05, 2021 5:03:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can @sundarpichai @rosterloh @madebygoogle assure me that the Pixel 6 will not have a piece of shit battery like the Pixel 4 does? Thx. Look at this horse shit. Fucking thing hardly lasts a half day with four hours of screen usage and it was replaced a year ago https://t.co/beU6if6moe | Tuesday, August 03, 2021 8:51:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if you're running Android 2.x in the year of our lord 2021, you're an asshole. https://t.co/tw6WaG1tqi | Monday, August 02, 2021 11:30:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Useless unless you bring back unlimited Google Photos storage In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Monday, August 02, 2021 11:04:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LindseyGrahamSC You buffoon. Tell your ignorant Trump supporting base to get vaccinated and wear masks you dumb inbred bastards In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet | Monday, August 02, 2021 9:46:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 | Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No you moron. 35k is peanut salary. 20k in credit card debt at 20-30% interest is a killer. Pools are money sinks. Go join a pool instead. https://t.co/ymw4EAVxYg | Monday, July 26, 2021 4:33:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house | Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. | Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| WELP, this is depressing... Thanks for the cheery article, Google https://t.co/GsJpKA6FBq | Tuesday, July 20, 2021 12:33:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college | Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:06:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is why I'm never allowed to drink anymore | Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:05:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 8:30 am and I'm still hammered drunk | Saturday, July 17, 2021 8:36:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I fuckin hate the bars | Friday, July 16, 2021 11:27:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I'm throwing mental grenades" I need to hang out with the youngs more to learn their ways | Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:11:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit | Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back. https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv | Monday, July 05, 2021 9:14:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse? | Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck | Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Confession: I my or may not miss despacito | Friday, July 02, 2021 11:06:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We screwed https://t.co/kxFSN5WSZT | Thursday, July 01, 2021 4:24:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic https://t.co/owGC6r10uJ | Tuesday, June 29, 2021 12:18:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A. blatica, a parasitic fungus, literally eats ass https://t.co/rVa25Ftzny | Tuesday, June 29, 2021 8:24:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just because John McAffee said that if he ended up dead it wasn't suicide, how do you prove that? It's the most genius way to die. Just straight out say you'll never kill yourself and plant a conspiracy theory, then do it and how can it ever be proven? | Saturday, June 26, 2021 2:25:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lmfao. Trump supporters can't even do voter fraud right. Who gets caught and fined $500 + three days on jail voting for Trump twice, when millions voted illegally for Biden. You have to be an absolute SUCKER to get caught https://t.co/0cK8kBZ2nq | Thursday, June 24, 2021 9:16:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @hbomax hahaha, whoops https://t.co/dmHcy9LvFO | Thursday, June 17, 2021 9:28:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg | Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:28:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cause I'm knee deep in the beats. In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seats https://t.co/p9G3FaeNce | Wednesday, June 16, 2021 12:31:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 | Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These fuckers are going to cause the next mass extinction. First they leak Covid from a lab, now they're pulling Soviet-era nuclear meltdown denials. https://t.co/2cExxlMCqR | Monday, June 14, 2021 8:59:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a dog guy, but how in the actual hell does this little rat dustball win best in show? This this is more catlike than a dog. Absurd! The hell are they thinking at the Westminster show? A mutt would be better off winning https://t.co/a881lO4ZK0 | Monday, June 14, 2021 8:07:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Was there a fight or something tonight | Sunday, June 13, 2021 12:53:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Deep thoughts: anyone else ever notice and wonder why you need to push the buttons on an IR remote control harder when the batteries are weak? Or is it just me? | Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:39:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk | Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:25:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| X-Files. Season 1, Episode 7 - The Ghost in the Machine... 1993 They nailed AI and machine learning on the head. | Friday, June 11, 2021 11:19:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Who was the moron that thought half assing and dumbing down URL bar was a good idea? @ChromiumDev "Google ends its attack on the URL bar, resumes showing full address in Chrome" https://t.co/ePOxRj55uT | Friday, June 11, 2021 4:25:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Idk if I imagined a giant black ant crawling on my blanket, or if I'm literally losing my mind... Because I couldn't find it after I flail-threw it off, and now I'm all itchy and shit. 2021: officially losing my mind. | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 1:21:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin asshole Trump is coming out of the woodwork again I see. | Sunday, June 06, 2021 9:32:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck kinda bullshit is this? More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 | Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenTedCruz Fucking why? Didn't our idiotic cult leader always preach America first? You're a weasely fuckin buffoon In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 12:58:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC stop icing me minutes into my bday | Tuesday, June 01, 2021 12:03:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've been iced three times today and I reiterate that I'm in meetings all day and tomorrow is going to be the worst. | Monday, May 31, 2021 10:10:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Work's gonna have to go eat a dick because I was up until 4am doing a botched maintenance and tomorrow I'm in incident postmortem meetings from 10am to 3pm straight! | Monday, May 31, 2021 9:47:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow Kamala is such a disrespectful betch for wishing us all a long weekend. So insensitive to veterans. I guess the alternative is the other guy who said dead veterans suck and got into a feud with McCain?!?! That's not disrespectful, amirite? | Sunday, May 30, 2021 2:19:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dicks out for Harambe. RIP 5 years ago yesterday. #cincinasty https://t.co/60jlLL2bEt | Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:13:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's cute to think that you can go to a drag brunch and stay sober, because that's just not possible. | Saturday, May 29, 2021 12:21:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dumb motherfuckers, gtfo https://t.co/t22bRM5v8x | Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:51:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| F'in Reddit, dudes... I'm sitting here watching a guy dressed up as Pickle Rick play the drums live. Good lord. | Wednesday, May 26, 2021 12:47:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude, I'd totally tail(broom?)gate a house Quidditch match. You think the 7th years showed up all hammered, pregaming with Ogden's Old Firewhisky they smuggled back from Hogsmeade? You damn straight they are. | Wednesday, May 26, 2021 12:31:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abort the simulation and put us all out of our misery. https://t.co/XMEMVsFvel | Tuesday, May 25, 2021 11:31:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary! | Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My 2 year old was asking for a peanut butter and jelly and I heard "pee on daddy" and for a split second, I was like, where the F did I go wrong? | Tuesday, May 18, 2021 11:25:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy fucks https://t.co/lPBBQfz9Mb In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:39:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone else notice that ever since mental case hasn't been president anymore, my level of hating everything pretty much like stopped? | Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:36:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Leave Bill Gates alone. When you have billions upon billions of dollars, of course you're going to be able to do whatever the hell you want. Why are we surprised? https://t.co/7xmtlFNQWR | Sunday, May 16, 2021 10:57:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sanchez got a hit with the bases juiced? What a miracle, that .188 hitting bastard! Go El Gary! | Saturday, May 15, 2021 7:20:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There will never be any peace between Israelis and Palestinians/Hamas until humans decide to get rid of religion. Prove me wrong | Friday, May 14, 2021 1:36:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Etekcity Did you discontinue the Voltson smart plugs (ESW01-USA)? I don't see them in your website and they're out of stock on Amazon. I hope there will be a similar product - I liked these, and the energy monitoring | Sunday, May 09, 2021 3:10:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is pretty savage. Finally Google with some balls. They're like: "Eat my asshole, Roku" https://t.co/gwPnEBQcRz | Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:42:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better? https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB | Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Forget normal mushrooms on Mars. The real question is... Are they magic mushrooms? Can I go to Mars and trip balls? https://t.co/MDQxqVS6Zu | Friday, May 07, 2021 9:04:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message. https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq | Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I broke my fucking foot kicking a fucking cinderblock wall because I'm a fucking moron | Wednesday, May 05, 2021 11:02:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj | Saturday, May 01, 2021 1:54:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @climate Fuck corn | Saturday, May 01, 2021 12:15:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RFordMotivaSpkr @RMerlinDev This drives me batty about Asus. I wish they'd release fewer models and focus more on firmware updates. Maybe then they'd be more mainstream in stores. I made the mistake of getting the 87U back in the day. It used a weirdo chipset and they rarely updated it. Avoid obscure models In reply to @RFordMotivaSpkr's tweet | Friday, April 30, 2021 9:59:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J | Friday, April 30, 2021 9:53:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk | Thursday, April 29, 2021 4:00:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Do better that Apple for once https://t.co/xBLhf5fkL9 | Wednesday, April 28, 2021 7:26:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The baby boomers and WWII generation fucked this planet beyond repair for tens of thousands of years and now we're all slowly getting poisoned https://t.co/B9ImRyfpQu | Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:16:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| HATE articles like this with clickbait misleading titles. Makes it sound like TMobile is getting rid of WiFi calling altogether when they're really just retiring an old version of it. @cosminvasile @PhoneArena https://t.co/CFaqjRjl0N | Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:13:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I still can't get over how shitty that piece of shit PowerShell script was that the guy before left me with | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:19:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec @Tesla @elonmusk ... Didn't you just drastically increase your solar roof prices unexpectedly? ๐ค https://t.co/twQDfYuT3x | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 12:10:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @OriolesFanProbz: Two wins in a row against the Yankees. Man they STINK. | Monday, April 26, 2021 11:37:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna monetize https://t.co/xTcRO64mb7 | Monday, April 26, 2021 10:21:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| British nursery rhymes are fucking absurd. https://t.co/2H9Rqg6Lps | Friday, April 23, 2021 9:07:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Verizon PR developing this because that one time they were shitty to Cali first responders by throttling their unlimited data in the middle of wildfires https://t.co/h8xHC4JJ4d | Wednesday, April 21, 2021 7:16:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, they've got me convinced. Sasquatch is real, you guys. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, April 20, 2021 11:19:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't tell if Hulu is serious with this Sasquatch documentary, or maybe it's just 4/20. Or both ๐ค๐ค๐ค | Tuesday, April 20, 2021 10:56:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2021. Expect all of the following things. Rinse and repeat: - Cop murders black person - Yankees lose a game - Mass shooting - Rampant Covid | Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:38:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 You just can't be a championship team if your starting first baseman is so bad he retires in April. | Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:33:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @lizforus Man, fuck the police. This is so unnecessary and environmentally unfriendly | Sunday, April 18, 2021 3:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The 2021 New York Yankees: https://t.co/gvboTGEjXe | Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:58:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In 2020, there were only 18 days where cops didn't kill someone. Avoid police at all costs | Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:49:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the Yankees. You have DJ grounding into inning ending double plays with the bases loaded. Choke central. They STINK! | Sunday, April 11, 2021 3:16:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it normal for @RumpkeNews to just not show up for garbage days anymore? Literally three weeks in a row they're two days late. I didn't move out of NYC to put up with this shit, and they just raised the rates. Must be Biden's fault. No one wants to work with the socialism $ ๐ | Saturday, April 10, 2021 8:23:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love a nice quiet Saturday morning in the burbs, out in the backyard with the bluetooth speaker on shuffle and then out of the blue Fat Joe's like "PUT THE FUCKIN MIC ON" | Saturday, April 10, 2021 11:04:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @YESNetwork how's that 2โญ Android app coming along? Buggy? Want to like, fix it? https://t.co/m885HoGfUM | Friday, April 09, 2021 1:14:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse. God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately | Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Team sucks https://t.co/bX4dzkju95 | Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:07:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @tctroz13 @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty https://t.co/g8ROehf7nP | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:59:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it In reply to @YESNetwork's tweet | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it? Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Button your jersey, you disheveled fuck with a 9.00 ERA. Causes all kinds of drama in the offseason and then starts off like an asshole. Steinbrenner's gotta be spinning in his grave. Cuncel Germรกn https://t.co/iQH2GAiBhF | Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:57:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Georgia and fuck @BrianKempGA https://t.co/sNeoLXeJoF | Sunday, April 04, 2021 8:29:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is BANANAS 4G LTE speeds. Who needs 5G? https://t.co/FmghZzZHH3 | Monday, March 29, 2021 9:11:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC, Georgia is a shitty state with ignorant, hick white racist lawmakers passing new Jim Crow laws in the year of our Lord 2021. Limiting voting rights for minorities and charging a black woman with a felony for knocking on a door. Should've let the south secede. | Monday, March 29, 2021 9:11:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys have a Pixel problem on your hands and you better solve it real fast because people are fed up. @rosterloh @madebygoogle https://t.co/0GuWfdByVX | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:44:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD | Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @PassAndSeymour how are you guys selling a three switch plate with only 5 screws for 6 holes? I got two like that https://t.co/FLbkKGgGsL | Tuesday, March 23, 2021 12:51:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Brand loyalty falling on the Pixel? How about @madebygoogle @rosterloh bring back unlimited @googlephotos storage after June? What is the incentive for people to stay with Pixel when they're mid-range phones and other brands' cameras caught up? https://t.co/CRXEbUGWXb | Friday, March 19, 2021 7:46:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @JoshMandelOhio Hi. I saw your poll today. You hateful prick. I will be heckling you from this point forward because you're a piece of shit human who should NEVER represent Ohio. In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Friday, March 19, 2021 2:06:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The reason people get a Pixel and then switch is that they're not 100% polished. The only perk of the Pixel 1/2 was an amazing camera, and iPhones caught up. Now they're taking away unlimited @googlephotos storage. @madebygoogle what do you expect? https://t.co/PHObJxAB4x | Thursday, March 18, 2021 9:15:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
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