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Jesus Christ on the cross... I'm a grown ass man and my parents are visiting. Waited up for me to get back from this concert and I'm a little fucked up.

And I feel all of the judgment. https://t.co/vDCuzHMURb 		Sunday, December 29, 2019 12:15:13 AMTwitter for Android
Merry Christmas! And let's not forget we have an Environmental "Protection" Agency defending corporations' carcinogenic chemicals! https://t.co/FB8gFohwZW Wednesday, December 25, 2019 4:08:41 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
@UnionHawc @googlenest It's working again, but I've had connectivity issues with it since I got it.
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 Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:43:03 AMTwitter for Android
Anyone over at @googlenest want to explain to me why the Nest thermostat has an inferior wifi radio?

My Nest Hello is further away from my router and on the same wifi network and that's working just fine. Thermostat disconnects intermittently all the time https://t.co/1p3puqyYGC 		Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:19:58 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8 		Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen Keyword heyday. Believe it or not, I'm less of a raving lunatic than unused to be
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 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:42:26 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. But if you'd rather go on a three day bender in Vegas with with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption, so be it!
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 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:39:43 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. Or you can go on a three day Vegas bender with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption
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 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:35:44 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.
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 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PMTwitter for Android
The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
Real talk. You know Home Alone 2 is old AF because there ain't no way in hell they're flying a 767 between Chicago and NYC. That's inefficient. Nowadays, they'd fly Embraer coffins with wings. #begreen Monday, December 02, 2019 9:42:51 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Nothing they can do about a battery packing too few mAH
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 Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:48:04 AMTwitter for Android
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle And trying to sell us a $70 stand to keep it charged
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 Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:50 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
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 Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle The keyboard is also inaccurate as fuck. As you can see it autocorrected its to it's and of to if.

As an Android fan since the Moto Droid, this is all going down hill.
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 Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:15:22 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
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 Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not okay Friday, November 29, 2019 7:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
Humanity is fucking awful. Over time, all humans ever did was fight over/conquer land and resources, and selfishly destroy our planet. No wonder we should be afraid of AI... Any intelligent AI would be like "people are the world's biggest problem, lets wipe 'em out" Friday, November 29, 2019 7:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
Candice Keller is the same cunt that blamed drag queens for the Dayton shooting. Who votes for these people?

Fucking Muppet face. https://t.co/6Dk0fcVtre
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 Friday, November 29, 2019 7:41:58 PMTwitter for Android
RT @WWonTwit: @ohiogop #CandiceKeller You complete heinous, misogynist, pieces of elephant excrement. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK is wrong withโ€ฆ Friday, November 29, 2019 7:38:20 PMTwitter for Android
"The bill is sponsored by representatives Candice Keller and Ron Hood, and co-sponsored by 19 members of Ohioโ€™s 99-member House."
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 Friday, November 29, 2019 7:36:29 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. What kind of inbred morons try to legislate things that are scientifically impossible? These assholes would rather see a woman die than to "murder" an ectopic embryo? Good Lord! https://t.co/auelrlVskj Friday, November 29, 2019 7:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
Matter of fact, when I go to hell when I die, this'll be my hell. Every day will be Black Friday and I'll wake up at 2am, tired AF, to camp out in sweltering hot line at a different store. For eternity.
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 Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:35:28 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
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 Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
It's giving me anxiety just looking at that. #BlackFriday is IDIODIC AF. You have to be OUTSIDE your mind to stand in line like a poor to save a few dollars
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 Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:18:46 PMTwitter for Android
This is a live Google estimate of how busy my local Walmart is right now compared to normal. #BlackFriday https://t.co/uFPH5xTfQx Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:15:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
I have zero patience for this bitty in the Starbucks line being out of control basic. She asked about no less than 10 different nut milks I've never heard of in my life Saturday, November 23, 2019 6:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AMTwitter for Android
Also, let's talk about how I'm that guy. Didn't realize there was a gentleman serving drinks and I just grabbed a bear out of the ice. He was not pleased. Friday, November 15, 2019 7:16:18 PMTwitter for Android
F- company party. Where the f are the drink tickets and why do we only get two drinks Friday, November 15, 2019 7:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth @MTA whose genius idea was it to cut trains out and run the 8:17 Harlem line train from Scarsdale to Southeast? You know how crowded that is? And if you miss that you need to wait until almost 9

But keep raising the fares and cutting service though. This is fine. 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:41:07 PMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
*its
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 Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:50:40 PMTwitter for Android
Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:08:14 PMTwitter for Android
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape. Monday, November 11, 2019 6:23:52 PMTwitter for Android
The MTA is a garbage organization Monday, November 11, 2019 6:14:13 PMTwitter for Android
What train traffic? Half these motherfuckers are off for Veteran's Day. Trains are empty. Move already! Monday, November 11, 2019 6:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB 		Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
@RubinReport @AjitPaiFCC SPECTRUM HAS A MONOPOLY AND IT'S $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 SERVICE. THE US HAS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND AMONG DEVELOPED NATIONS. THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS LIMITED CHOICE.

TRUMP STINKS
AJIT PAI STINKS
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 Tuesday, November 05, 2019 8:22:52 PMTwitter for Android
The EPA is pro-cancer, because that's what this policy will give people.

Shameful.
https://t.co/zCvKuTuh85 		Monday, November 04, 2019 6:17:07 PMTwitter for Android
Not quite, Google https://t.co/FOcyrzmHCx Sunday, November 03, 2019 5:19:21 PMTwitter for Android
I always used to like fall back. Extra hour of sleep, right? Wrong!

Some of us have babies that won't sleep a second past 6am... Guess who's going to be up at 5 tomorrow?!?!
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 Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
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 Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time. Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:21:45 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows. Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AMTwitter for Android
THREE WINS IN A ROW. DO IT FOR CC Friday, October 18, 2019 8:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS 		Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
Gary Sanchez, hitting under .100 in the ALCS, can go fuck himself, striking out like that with the bases loaded Thursday, October 17, 2019 8:39:24 PMTwitter for Android
Some pair of balls trying to socially engineer dumb people into getting useless push notifications from "Bob's WordPress blog" @onesignal

Maybe we chose to decline initially on purpose. https://t.co/UnPaLDtH7N 		Wednesday, October 09, 2019 11:43:01 PMTwitter for Android
Severino pitching out of that jam got me all like https://t.co/H1YrxisldW Monday, October 07, 2019 9:38:33 PMTwitter for Android
Liam Neeson fucking people up who hurt his family... Sounds about right https://t.co/Jfl3fcqaXk Saturday, October 05, 2019 11:02:26 PMTwitter for Android
You ever see this guy interview a mlb player? Guy is underground.

Not that I'm the tallest person, but it's pretty laughable
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 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:06:15 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is the worst of the worst. https://t.co/CtEAryb6M9 Friday, October 04, 2019 11:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just spoke about the Juno spacecraft for 5 minutes straight. Mal wants me tested for Asperger's Thursday, October 03, 2019 10:09:42 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC You're an asshole
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 Wednesday, October 02, 2019 1:11:45 PMTwitter for Android
@TeamYouTube Sent one earlier! Thx
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 Wednesday, October 02, 2019 1:11:08 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild weather swings here... I was at Land Grant for their 5 year anniversary. It was just not comfortable to be outside, and it's almost October
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 Saturday, September 28, 2019 8:47:36 PMTwitter for Android
The FUCK out of here with this global warming bullshit weather. It's too goddamn hot. I want it to be cold already https://t.co/rD76mNBIss Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:40:31 PMTwitter for Android
You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback

Wtf
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 Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
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 Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@GooglePlayMusic @GooglePlay @youtubemusic @madebygoogle
@Google

So what is the deal with the fragmented music apps? It's been over a year and we still have Play Music and YouTube Music. 		Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:16:59 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs H
Jesus fucking Christ. If they breathe the wrong way they get injured. Fire all the mothefucking trainers. Stretch these weaklings out better
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 Friday, September 27, 2019 11:05:16 PMTwitter for Android
I gave my real cell #, not Google voice, to the food truck because I demand they text me when it's ready. Sometimes it doesn't work on G. Voice Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:50:48 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest All fixed. Thanks
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 Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:31:09 PMTwitter for Android
Great job with the UI on the latest Versa firmware, @fitbit

When I design things, I tend to wrap the text directly over the button also! Must be what's hip these days https://t.co/HjbSp1asp1 		Friday, September 20, 2019 9:15:23 PMTwitter for Android
Were any Yankees placed on the injured list celebrating their division win?

You'd think some asshole would have high fived wrong or slipped and fell of champagne 		Friday, September 20, 2019 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle is the assistant / nest hub down? It keeps telling me to log in through the home app, and when I try, it fails Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
Christ. Who the f thought it was a good idea to heavily drink again tonight? Us. We did... Sunday, September 15, 2019 12:14:53 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... There is no conceivable way I'm not hungover. How is this possible? Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:18:24 AMTwitter for Android
This fat fuck ate two Italian heroes and a chicken cutlet sangwich after the goddamn wedding Saturday, September 14, 2019 1:40:05 AMTwitter for Android
๐ŸŽถ I'm hittin' skins again
Rolled up another blunt, bought a Heineken ๐ŸŽถ 		Saturday, September 14, 2019 12:50:00 AMTwitter for Android
This afterparty is what I'm talking about. Beers, heroes and chicken cutlet sangwiches Saturday, September 14, 2019 12:30:09 AMTwitter for Android
Clawgust's over bro Friday, September 13, 2019 11:56:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna dance for years, you guys Friday, September 13, 2019 10:36:08 PMTwitter for Android
Famous last words: "I just made friends with these old Italian guys and we keep taking tequila shots every time I go up there" -Fox Friday, September 13, 2019 8:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. Already got in trouble from the venue because they noticed we weren't smoking a cigarette

Also, mas G&Ts por favor 		Friday, September 13, 2019 7:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam 1998? Damn. I wasn't in the picture until 2003
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 Friday, September 13, 2019 5:28:02 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild you're in CBus! Quirk is there too. I live in the burbs north of Polaris
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 Friday, September 13, 2019 5:22:21 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I did that back in high school/college
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 Friday, September 13, 2019 5:04:55 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yeah, bummer. Matt took over the forums. A year or so ago, we told him to implement letsencrypt for https, but idk what happened after that. What was your username back in the day?
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 Friday, September 13, 2019 4:57:09 PMTwitter for Android
Driving on Long Island roads and highways is the equivalent of shoving needles through your dick Friday, September 13, 2019 4:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
I love and hate this shithole city at the same time Friday, September 13, 2019 12:12:57 AMTwitter for Android
NEW YORK BAR TAB https://t.co/qvvh6L2MDH Thursday, September 12, 2019 10:52:26 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Hello! This is the subreddit. It's private, but it's also inactive: https://t.co/IJIBe4DaSo
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 Thursday, September 12, 2019 8:04:51 AMTwitter for Android
@instagram Why can't I select text on Android 10? It's broken. Wednesday, September 11, 2019 4:53:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio I find it hysterical that TOOL is at the top of the pop charts https://t.co/ligKo0cnj1
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 Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:41:32 AMTwitter for Android
๐Ÿ™„ @realDonaldTrump is a goddamn narcicistic mental patient. He looks better under incandescent bulbs so let's push for 1800s lightbulb tech over modern efficient bulbs. SMH

https://t.co/yVWYWWFGYM 		Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:38:54 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
It's a wonder I'm alive. IDK how I made it. My parents are borderline clueless about what to do with babies Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:02:24 AMTwitter for Android
You could just walk to a grocery store at 11pm. New York City is wild Sunday, September 08, 2019 10:48:29 PMTwitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/HQC6a5EFrB Saturday, August 31, 2019 8:45:32 PMTwitter for Android
See, this is the problem with weddings. I didn't even get to the reception yet and I broke the seal Saturday, August 31, 2019 5:29:18 PMTwitter for Android
Was able to duck out the side during the homily. Saved my ass for the rest of these two hours
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 Saturday, August 31, 2019 2:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
Catholic wedding about to start. I think they're doing the full mass, you guys. I'm two beers in. Have to per before it even started. I'm in for it Saturday, August 31, 2019 2:07:15 PMTwitter for Android
Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others
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 Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:36:14 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:31:40 AMTwitter for Android
Why is it that babies will sleep like a rock in your arms, but the second you transfer them to the crib, they go wiki wild Friday, August 30, 2019 9:18:27 PMTwitter for Android
The 80s we're an absurd time. What a wild time to be alive! Wednesday, August 28, 2019 9:25:13 PMTwitter for Android
Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
@EPA @realDonaldTrump @EPAAWheeler go fuck yourselves https://t.co/ONeD1RCyAW Friday, August 23, 2019 11:16:57 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Gardner is a certified lunatic. Like this Twitter account. Bananas.
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 Monday, August 19, 2019 10:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit 		Monday, August 19, 2019 9:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Bought the fastpass to skip 5 lines at the food truck festival and I feel like the worlds biggest asshole Saturday, August 17, 2019 4:11:40 PMTwitter for Android
And I'm home. Columbus closed every single road and exit I needed.... Christ Saturday, August 17, 2019 12:58:59 AMTwitter for Android
Stop being like fucking @LGAairport
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 Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
The @columbusairport is dropping the ball tonight.

1. Gave pilot wrong gate
2. On runway 20 mins after landing due to plane "traffic" (place is deserted)
3. Picked the ass end of the terminal to deplane when closer gates were free
4. Baggage claim is being slow af 		Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking plane lands and there's another plane at the gate and no one answered our pilot. Now we had to move out of the way of "traffic" at 11:30

Some asshole fell asleep. I need to get home, I've been gone since last Friday. Fuckssake
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 Friday, August 16, 2019 11:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe it's just that everyone working at airports is a moron or I've been traveling too much

Now I have Columbus giving me problems. Wtf - do better. This place is supposed to be perfect 		Friday, August 16, 2019 11:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
I was on 8 different planes in the past week and my consensus is that Boeing stinks and the Airbus planes are much nicer Friday, August 16, 2019 9:56:23 PMTwitter for Android
.@Bayer is pro-cancer. The @EPA is pro-cancer.

Glyphosate kills. They should force- funnel it down @EPAAWheeler's throat https://t.co/ZYBanXhtvA 		Friday, August 16, 2019 9:54:00 PMTwitter for Android
My degenerate ass bought a six pack and didn't get a bag for it. Walking around Anaheim with it back to the hotel while everyone has their Disney things. I'm a loon Friday, August 16, 2019 12:26:24 AMTwitter for Android
"My fuckin 60 year old boss is getting more ass than I am" -some platform engineer Thursday, August 15, 2019 3:07:57 AMTwitter for Android
Lizzo is dope Wednesday, August 14, 2019 8:27:51 PMTwitter for Android
It's so obvious these two fucked at some point in the past. Guarantee it. Wednesday, August 14, 2019 6:03:12 PMTwitter for Android
The is a guy on this plane standing up with his ass pointed towards my face...

Wash your ass better if you're going to be in public 		Tuesday, August 13, 2019 3:13:37 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon LTE works poorly at the Salt Lake City airport Tuesday, August 13, 2019 12:18:27 PMTwitter for Android
The bar screaming This is America.... It's not. It's Canada. Monday, August 12, 2019 1:16:54 AMTwitter for Android
The point of sale in this bar has the Windows XP screensaver up

Jesus Christ, ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ 		Monday, August 12, 2019 1:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
I love bachelor parties. Everyone's in bed rn with the sunday scaries and I'm out being a DEGENERATE Sunday, August 11, 2019 11:54:48 PMTwitter for Android
My buddy Vinny is a savage. Dropped a drink on a dude and ended up talking the guy into buying him another drink!

That's charisma! 		Sunday, August 11, 2019 5:54:10 AMTwitter for Android
Out Uber driver fuckin loves reacharounds. Guy talked nonstop about it Sunday, August 11, 2019 12:00:27 AMTwitter for Android
This is how much I hate gambling btw.. bc it's not even that much but it was a mindfuck
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 Saturday, August 10, 2019 3:33:13 AMTwitter for Android
Let's clean out these Canadians. 79 in 87 out? Fuckouttahea https://t.co/LDBrGgfdLa Saturday, August 10, 2019 3:22:02 AMTwitter for Android
Ripping their shirts off and shit like that...
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 Friday, August 09, 2019 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
Mets are a million games under 500 but walk off and it's as exciting as if they won the series! https://t.co/FlTO7VnCax Friday, August 09, 2019 10:33:15 PMTwitter for Android
It's so much more relaxing being alone and finding my way around French Canada than being experienced and dealing with shithole LaGuardia.

Like a weight has been lifted. It's like I escaped Syria 		Friday, August 09, 2019 8:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
@Delta Not Delta's fault LaGuardia airport is a dumpster fire. Everything's good with Delta, I'm just complaining about the airport. Beyond your control. Thx for the reply.
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 Friday, August 09, 2019 5:48:24 PMTwitter for Android
@Delta bring me whiskey
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, August 09, 2019 5:45:32 PMTwitter for Android
45 minute line for a goddamn plane to get off the ground.
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 Friday, August 09, 2019 5:44:01 PMTwitter for Android
@andrewcuomo do something about fucking LaGuardia airport for fucks sake. I know it's under construction but Christ on the cross, it's BAD
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 Friday, August 09, 2019 5:43:36 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ! 30-45 minutes before we're off the ground because that's how many planes are in line

Fuck @LGAairport. What a third wod cess pool. This is America? This is fucking garbage. Utterly unacceptable 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:41:54 PMTwitter for Android
When they rebuild @LGAairport, I hope they fix all this runway and taxiing congestion

This is by far the worst of the worst. Cleveland's airport is a close second place shithole 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:38:00 PMTwitter for Android
Now the plane is parked waiting in line for takeoff. Hasn't moved in 15 minutes Friday, August 09, 2019 5:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
I thought I was stressed, but this poor old lady only spoke French and had no clue what the f was going on. Board was wrong, had to get on a bus... This is a joke

Canadians must think this country is a shithole. 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:17:33 PMTwitter for Android
I got on the plane late so of course the fuckin guy here first stole the armrest and power outlet.

This whole experience is an F-

The Columbus airport is a dream. LGA is giving me cancer 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:01:43 PMTwitter for Android
Literally an actual dumpster
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, August 09, 2019 4:52:27 PMTwitter for Android
Nice jetbridge, @LGAairport. Fucking shithole. The board was wrong, the flight was delayed, the @Delta gate agent was asshole and now I have to get on a bus. The FUCK is this. https://t.co/nnDd91vA7b Friday, August 09, 2019 4:52:03 PMTwitter for Android
Travel sites need to have an "avoid layovers at LaGuardia" option because this place is the 7th circle of hell Friday, August 09, 2019 3:21:56 PMTwitter for Android
Are they outside their fucking minds here at LaGuardia with these prices? $10.75 for a pint of Bud light? I can see 6-8 for NYC but Christ almighty... https://t.co/nD1ShCoqhD Friday, August 09, 2019 1:03:19 PMTwitter for Android
I have to take a leak and it takes longer to taxi to the goddamn gate at shithole LaGuardia than the flight does from Columbus. Friday, August 09, 2019 12:35:47 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks Delta. I booked a poor person basic economy ticket and somehow ended up in Comfort+ Friday, August 09, 2019 10:53:37 AMTwitter for Android
I'm watching Queer Eye and that older dude who lost his dog just adopted a new one from the shelter. Annnd I'm bawling Wednesday, August 07, 2019 9:39:08 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
The fucking @EPA is a pro cancer organization. All these policies are making people ill.
https://t.co/lo0dwI1xe1 		Wednesday, July 31, 2019 11:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
@ConEdison is garbage and @andrewcuomo should kick them the fuck out of NY. Sky high electric rates and they can't keep the power on.

Also @realDonaldTrump and @GOP:
Stop ignoring global warming you fucking cunts
https://t.co/LKqSKAHLuw 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:18:41 AMTwitter for Android
MY GUYS ARE FUCKING SAVAGES IN THE FUCKING BOX https://t.co/E4qwsBm7vE Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:32:35 AMTwitter for Android
Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
๐Ÿ–•coal
https://t.co/uQ4KfVNypp 		Friday, July 19, 2019 11:43:34 AMTwitter for Android
Dumb bastards @EPA

https://t.co/u0A6mAjTBY 		Thursday, July 18, 2019 10:27:35 PMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty, this woman's face is a gosh dang horror movie. https://t.co/eoYQWp3y2t Tuesday, July 16, 2019 11:59:54 PMTwitter for Android
Ugh. Silly autocorrect... *French
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, July 13, 2019 3:20:21 AMTwitter for Android
I'll turn this thing around
I'll turn it upside down
I'll turn it into sounds to sing 		Saturday, July 13, 2019 3:18:25 AMTwitter for Android
I was on a journey trying to figure things out and this song came on. I broke down because of its haunting and sepulchral beauty. Granted it's in French's and I have no idea what they're saying, there is an English version with Anton singing

https://t.co/PFqL11uxyS 		Saturday, July 13, 2019 3:11:28 AMTwitter for Android
Forgotten Grave Saturday, July 13, 2019 3:04:56 AMTwitter for Android
I just ran out of mother fuckin propane at my bbq. I'm going to blame the previous owner for being an asshole and having a spare natural gas line available but not hooking up the outdoor kitchen to it Thursday, July 04, 2019 7:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MikeDeWine: Go eat yourself. Kasich vetoed this because he knew it'd get struck down

https://t.co/f0cpfnwO66 		Wednesday, July 03, 2019 9:42:18 PMTwitter for Android
Trump is a flat earther Thursday, June 20, 2019 3:53:18 PMTwitter for Android
Cunts @epa

https://t.co/hFfeArqHL8 		Thursday, June 20, 2019 12:47:47 AMTwitter for Android
@63moon @ValaAfshar !P Blu hhhh yet;
In reply to @63moon's tweet
 Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:27:14 AMTwitter for Android
@ValaAfshar Yy
In reply to @ValaAfshar's tweet
 Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:51 AMTwitter for Android
@ValaAfshar M Jun of!M mk k
In reply to @ValaAfshar's tweet
 Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese Sunday, June 16, 2019 9:22:39 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
 Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:37:01 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Target Lmao! Mal did this. Sooo much online shopping during overnight feedings
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:32:47 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio how many goddamn times is the power going to go out? The fuck is this, a third world country? Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @MikeDeWine - keep encouraging all the fracking, dumb-dumb https://t.co/wq8b4FwVaw Monday, June 10, 2019 5:55:50 PMTwitter for Android
Do better, Ohio. We need to get these intolerant assholes the fuck outta hea. Cut this shit out canceling harmless events and making. Haters hating for no reason https://t.co/YOIdVk8uW1 Sunday, June 02, 2019 2:35:25 AMTwitter for Android
The dumb @EPA idiots are at it again. The fucking corn lobby... Ethanol has a lower energy content, so even if the gas is cheaper, you'd just burn it quicker... And it increases smog. Air pollution causes heart disease, cunts.

https://t.co/2eBZvK6QrO 		Saturday, June 01, 2019 2:24:54 AMTwitter for Android
The asshole @EPA thinks it's a good idea to triple the allowed level of thyroid disrupting perchlorates in drinking water.

Fuckin assholes. Gotta protect those company profits! Doesn't matter that everyone's getting cancer.

https://t.co/IwaJAZUJsR 		Friday, May 24, 2019 10:01:20 PMTwitter for Android
This guy should get the death penalty for this.
https://t.co/3QuFdnDtAm 		Friday, May 24, 2019 9:19:16 AMTwitter for Android
Suicide attempt:
https://t.co/ICW7yWol2Q

PS - not to be an asshole, but kind of to be an asshole: how hard could it be to kill yourself on train tracks? If the train runs over your neck, you're dead. Imagine trying to die and you end up paralyzed the rest of your life? Yeesh. 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 2:39:37 AMTwitter for Android
1:41AM on Sunday morning and the MTA answered my facetious tweet. Not only did I call them a bunch of assholes but they told me they were hiring! What an organization!

BTW - How much overtime is that social networking marketing person making? https://t.co/rrqxZVX315 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 2:24:12 AMTwitter for Android
You assholes hiring? @MTA @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth

https://t.co/Zq2xDZ9tii 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 1:39:13 AMTwitter for Android
American Airlines STINKS Friday, May 17, 2019 7:03:49 PMTwitter for Android
Then they scan your tickets and load you onto a packed bus, jammed ass to dick in there. Bus drives to the tarmac where the plane is.

ยฟLOLWUT?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, May 17, 2019 4:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
My gate was D9F... There is a door for gates D9A-G with no waiting area. 7 gates in one! No seats! They call you by city name and you walk down to another room that reeks off jet fuel
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, May 17, 2019 4:45:06 PMTwitter for Android
LaGuardia is the biggest shithole airport on the entire planet. Epic rant incoming... Friday, May 17, 2019 4:36:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is so New York Shitty. MTA guy literally had to shit and couldn't find a clean shitter so a handful of lines got delayed during rush hour. #prayfornyc https://t.co/yFySbHYT9x Friday, May 17, 2019 4:17:37 PMTwitter for Android
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/H1AuITWutA Friday, May 17, 2019 2:04:15 PMTwitter for Android
There's a lab/golden mutt at this train station and I miss my Luna Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:18:26 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
 Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Someone at @mta @MetroNorth care to explain to me why all the Grand Central tracks smell like hot festering, decomposing garbage dumpsters? Goddamn cess pool in here. An embarrassment.

This city is filthy af. 		Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:00:40 PMTwitter for Android
Is it too early to hit up the work keg? No one else is Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:52:12 PMTwitter for Android
Decrepit: of the crypt Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:50:20 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @wifinowevents @WiFiAlliance @HettingClaus You're a mid-band spectrum that's been largely fallow for two decades. It's time to launch a comprehensive review of the future of this band, make a sober assessment of the facts, and then make a timely decision on the best way forward
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:36:51 PMTwitter for Android
Shoulda kicked this back a notch Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:05:08 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:38 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:07 PMTwitter for Android
If you don't think my fat fuckin ass is eating a Premio sausage and pep tonight at the Stadium, you're sorely mistaken. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:56:56 PMTwitter for Android
Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:23:07 PMTwitter for Android
The one time I'm actually in the office, my boss was remote and heard me calling him an asshole through my coworkers mic, who was in a call with him... Whoops Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:08:08 PMTwitter for Android
Well technically it won't go into effect yet in this case, but for the future...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, May 13, 2019 10:50:39 PMTwitter for Android
No free speech anymore? I blame these radical hate group assholes for this, because now companies regulate what we can say. I can't call my governor an asshole these days? https://t.co/sGYksDRkMc Monday, May 13, 2019 10:48:56 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Lmao because the Chrome material redesign looks like ass. Edge beta actually looks nice

https://t.co/RC4iVZ2FDA 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:30:16 PMTwitter for Android
I've been in NYC for like 10 mins and

1) half of LaGuardia's ceilings have leaks and tarps on them

2) been in a cab for 3 blocks and my anxiety is already through the roof 		Monday, May 13, 2019 9:07:33 AMTwitter for Android
You've gotta be outside your mind to even consider a Facebook Portal. Fuck that. It's like giving those cagey bastards a portal into your living room. Sneaky ass Zuck with his garbage security, spying on you. Fuckouttahea. Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:00:00 AMTwitter for Android
But according to Republicans, there is no global warming, glyphosate isn't a carcinogen, beautiful clean coal is good, windmills cause cancer and it's cool to unprotect millions of acres of parks to drill for fucking oil.

Drop dead in 2019 and get educated.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:04:33 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Whatever idiot @EPA scientists are saying this should be required to wash themselves in RoundUp twice a day.
https://t.co/9UgxJA093e 		Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:57:16 AMTwitter for Android
Asian countries have 1gig internet for the equivalent of $20/month. Costs me $65/month for 100/10. What about the hicks in the boonies on dial up trying to hit up https://t.co/DQrvHHb3RU. They deserve fast broadband too

This is an outrage, @AjitPaiFCC you corporate shill asshole
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:53:43 AMTwitter for Android
United States is the fucking laughingstock of the world with its broadband speeds. For such a developed nation, why are we so behind everyone else?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:50:49 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC ... This is fucking deplorable. So you increase investment and require that 40% of ~441k rural locations get 25/3 MBPS brodband by the end 2022? This is an embarrassment. 1) those speeds stink. 2) 2022 is a long way off https://t.co/O9tDz1o4Pi Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:49:29 AMTwitter for Android
Pulled every single muscle trying to pull the starter 800 times and also have a blister in my hand.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, April 29, 2019 12:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
Lawnmower: 1
Joe: 0

Pops was over last week and we tuned it up: new oil, cleaned the spark plug... Started in one pull after sitting all winter. One week later, hardly runs. Dafuq 		Monday, April 29, 2019 12:43:32 PMTwitter for Android
Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.

Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS 		Sunday, April 28, 2019 3:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
Ok here's the thing! Cancel all the highly paid, all-star weaklings on the injured list. These no name kids are killin it. World Series back on. Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:40:38 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?" Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:21:44 AMTwitter for Android
Gary Sanchez fields like a goddamn 4 year old tee baller Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:11:27 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:08:13 PMTwitter for Android
ISPs and governments can go eat a dick https://t.co/PdExIvMlQb Wednesday, April 24, 2019 10:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
I just want to go to bed. Picked the wrong game to get invested into... Tuesday, April 23, 2019 2:13:16 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus H. Christ Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:55:21 AMTwitter for Android
This game is harshing my mellow right now Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:52:29 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:47:08 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/0T2GNVP8YY https://t.co/UcxKcRr2ku Friday, April 19, 2019 2:31:53 AMTwitter for Android
@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, April 19, 2019 2:29:03 AMTwitter for Android
I'm a new dad and literally racked up like 200 stars in the past month because wifey and I only end up going on Starbucks dates now and they took all my stars away.

Eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, April 19, 2019 2:28:13 AMTwitter for Android
Then you have @Starbucks taking away all my stars. I just joined the loyalty program last month and they changed it? The FUCK?!?!?? Friday, April 19, 2019 2:26:32 AMTwitter for Android
Oh thank Christ. No one wanted to hear that old man sing every 7th inning. https://t.co/ldZnO5MkNc Friday, April 19, 2019 2:11:18 AMTwitter for Android
People had enough of that shithole. Good pizza though

https://t.co/87TVq0srKZ 		Friday, April 19, 2019 12:40:45 AMTwitter for Android
You know what the problem is these days with MLB? Players aren't ripping coke and amphetamines anymore. Look at the 86 Mets. Savage team. Now everyone's a fuckin weakling on the injured list
https://t.co/ZEXgJryais 		Saturday, April 13, 2019 1:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
๐Ÿ˜  @MikeDeWine is an old white asshole who should not be telling women what they can do with their bodies.

What a moron. Do you know how much money this is going to waste in lawsuits? Why can't you be more like @JohnKasich 		Saturday, April 13, 2019 12:23:37 AMTwitter for Android
Just saw a commercial for a Hyundai Kona and it's the pictorial definition of a basic betch mobile Tuesday, April 09, 2019 9:22:39 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Larry Rothschild stinks. Tuesday, April 09, 2019 9:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, April 08, 2019 10:12:31 PMTwitter for Android
Zac Britton STINKS Monday, April 08, 2019 9:44:15 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @mitchlafon Gotta do vinyl. Yeah it's analog, but hipster
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
 Saturday, April 06, 2019 10:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Saturday, April 06, 2019 10:11:13 PMTwitter for Android
Our president is severely brain damaged

https://t.co/6xnv8p259w 		Thursday, April 04, 2019 3:00:44 AMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. If I would have started Peralta in the outfield instead of garbage Nimmo on the shit ass Mets, I would have won fantasy baseball this week. Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump: go fuck yourself
https://t.co/V2sUqrGdya 		Sunday, March 31, 2019 3:11:51 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all for less government regulation, but this fuckin HACK @AjitPaiFCC is a corporate shill moron. So it's okay for ISPs to allow paid traffic prioritization and other nonsense, but not for the government to tell ISPs to treat all traffic equally? Suck it https://t.co/ZqrXyrYR4Y Friday, March 29, 2019 10:03:59 PMTwitter for Android
So with this Viking cruise ship... Was the bar still open at least? Because I would have thrown a Titanic drinking rager!
https://t.co/PM3oQvkkLo 		Tuesday, March 26, 2019 10:18:00 AMTwitter for Android
Laugh out loud funny, tooting of their own horn. "Fox News is the best, says Fox News" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ #morons https://t.co/ipqE4dTp8i Tuesday, March 26, 2019 12:09:57 AMTwitter for Android
Then they wonder why the MTA is pure garbage... Someone pin this bastard down to the third rail
https://t.co/lqpGIuccSF 		Monday, March 25, 2019 11:36:33 PMTwitter for Android

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