9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Mandatory historical tweet reference in honor of the Nazi quitter pope's death. That old antique sucked. Covered up all the abuse bs. Go to hell. https://t.co/xMtjzdYZ0F | Saturday, December 31, 2022 7:20:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey look, the Nazi Pope decided not to 2023. | Saturday, December 31, 2022 9:53:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pixel 6 GBoard sucks a cock | Friday, December 30, 2022 3:00:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So this is what a shadow ban looks like. I get im not popular.on Twitter. I'm not trying to be an influencer mor anything. But usually I get 10-20 views. I was salty last night and tweeted this and it had one view https://t.co/AHYtXGrVxc | Friday, December 30, 2022 2:59:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw | Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I cannot even anymore. | Friday, December 30, 2022 2:03:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV | Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Test | Wednesday, December 28, 2022 8:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ https://t.co/3CdTon4SEs | Monday, December 26, 2022 11:27:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This mfer shot at a dog so it's 100% justified the cops shot and killed him. Don't fuck around with dogs or else be unalived https://t.co/iGWz8gs5uN | Friday, December 23, 2022 9:09:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok, he feels a little bad, but David Yost is still an asshole prick https://t.co/ZgEAhe10jZ | Tuesday, December 20, 2022 11:58:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @xaviersonline: Elon Musk suspending the Elon-Flight-Tracker account and immediately flying to Epstein island is the funniest shit ever.… | Thursday, December 15, 2022 4:08:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor. Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Enough energy was created to boil a few pots of water. 😋 In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, December 12, 2022 9:20:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It didn't get any better. Still sucks. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, December 12, 2022 5:34:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything | Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HuntTownHall https://t.co/FmymeedfIa In reply to @HuntingtonGov's tweet | Friday, December 09, 2022 9:05:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 I wear PJs like 3 days in a row. Sooooo...... | Wednesday, December 07, 2022 10:43:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up | Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Are you a degenerate dad if you pound beers and have a 90s rock dance party with your kid? Because no. She loved it and it's the right thing to do | Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:43:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer SharePoint lists, ServiceNever, quitting vim, onlyfeet, In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Sunday, December 04, 2022 12:31:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here | Saturday, December 03, 2022 9:00:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| V hard to find an outlet at LAX terminal 5 | Saturday, December 03, 2022 2:57:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone. Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq | Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've forgotten to share my yearly December link that my wife makes fun of me for and calls me an emo PS - Rip Chester https://t.co/VWr9OWGsoK | Friday, December 02, 2022 2:52:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gj @Verizon Wireless on your ultra wideband 5G holding up with thousands of nerds at the festival grounds https://t.co/4x9Jif6Lpy | Friday, December 02, 2022 1:16:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ugh. These shitty well whiskey cokes remind me of my youth at the Stumble Inn properties | Friday, December 02, 2022 12:41:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch | Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer https://t.co/5Wb2l63xTk In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, December 01, 2022 1:57:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Man, the homeless in Vegas are brutally honest with you. At least three of them said they wanted money for booze hookers and blow | Wednesday, November 30, 2022 4:37:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HowFrankOfYou Lol. I'm in Vegas. How can you hate it. Although I'm flying solo so it'd be more fun with a crew In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Wednesday, November 30, 2022 12:39:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HowFrankOfYou Lol! What's up Frank?! In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Standing under a heat lamp and my phone's battery temp is 106. Gotta.make this shit last until the pixel 8 comes out | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've forgotten how to talk to adult strangers lol | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:31:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You could still be a Musk fanboy but not good enough for his new vision https://t.co/6DSuLbkyLW | Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just ripped ass loudly on the streets assuming no one was around and someone was | Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There have to be 500 people waiting for Ubers at the airport. None available. How the f do you get anywhere in Vegas? Seriously Spirit can eat a dick because I would have been here hours ago | Monday, November 28, 2022 12:40:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpiritAirlines 3 hours late and when we arrived, all the other Spirit flights are delayed in Las Vegas and we don't have a gate to deplane God almighty this airline sucks. Since 2015, I've had ZERO smooth experiences. In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:38:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheating piece of shit. 106° battery temp just doing some basic social media and web browsing In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:35:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pixel 6 Pro is literally a heat generator with a shitty fingerprint reader. @madebygoogle | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:26:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue | Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna murder the bunnies that live in my yard, those fuckers. Not only do they eat all my flowers in the summer, but they chewed through my kid's blow up Christmas Paw Patrol Chase two days in a row (I spliced the wire yesterday) Now they're getting rat poison and shot at | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:36:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe use a QR code image? Or a pdf. It's not rocket science. Like do you deliberately make this a pain in the ass, or are your product designers and engineers braindead? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:54:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that | Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GadsdenMarc I love their products. Very good quality. Just ordered a 10000mah PD power bank. Also have the 735 65w USB-C charger. It even works on my Thinkpad. It's nuts In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 12:54:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @laurenboebert So the priests can bang young boys? Eat a dick, Lauren. Drag queens aren't interested in kids. This is right wing mania that is not true In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet | Thursday, November 24, 2022 3:37:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog is on the shit list. She's a 100lb dumbass that instigated shit with a 40lb pitbull and lost the fight. Got a jaw locked onto her face and ear. Ate out of a puke garbage can twice. Also runs away to the neighbors' a lot. Never did any of this before. BarkBox cancelled | Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:53:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS, DIANE https://t.co/5wfp0dDvCm | Wednesday, November 23, 2022 10:56:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 2nd Gen Google Home Hub is a laughable piece of shit. Google Assistant is abysmal at understanding and processing the right commands. Whoever the product owners and or UX designers are obviously don't use the product because they can't see how much of a blantant shitpile it is | Monday, November 21, 2022 11:25:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content) You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products | Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm glad wacky Elon brought back @realDonaldTrump so I can tell him he's an asshole again | Sunday, November 20, 2022 8:17:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything is great rn | Sunday, November 20, 2022 12:12:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An actually buggy piece of shit. How is it that you can't cast a video from Google photos. @madebygoogle @googlephotos https://t.co/oXGyTOnSiQ | Saturday, November 19, 2022 11:29:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @_sysengineer Wait I thought you two were the same person In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, November 19, 2022 7:46:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer It never ends there In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, November 19, 2022 3:58:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Keep poisoning the food supply with PFAs, BPA and glyphosate and then they wonder why we're in the middle of a global extinction? https://t.co/jaxV9pJL5e | Thursday, November 17, 2022 9:18:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a bargain! $8 and Christ himself got verified. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:43:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you | Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dickhead spent all the money on Twitter https://t.co/kOh0j9xytB | Saturday, November 12, 2022 6:30:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TF is wrong with this dickhead's face? https://t.co/9uUHxIsQbS | Saturday, November 12, 2022 8:55:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @TechTickles Yeah, I know it's possible for me also. I overshare too. It's just harder for the average person to find out vs someone who is great at digging. The scary thing is public records. If you have a full name, you can find tax records and then internet strangers know where I live. In reply to @TechTickles's tweet | Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:54:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Donald Trump probably snorted so much Adderall tonight that they're gonna have to reconstruct his nose tomorrow | Wednesday, November 09, 2022 12:11:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer ...the voice inside my-yed In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:13:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy hell. Zoe Saldaña is 44 years old?!?!? What the actual hell. I thought she was in her 20s. God damn, girl | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:04:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elon's a dickhead. Dude buys Twitter and then says to vote Republican | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:19:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So if the Earth is flat, why hasn't anyone ever fallen off? | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:17:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Homelabs 2024 In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, November 07, 2022 8:28:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe I'll consider it if you resign Judge and get rid of Cash. Georgie is spinning in his grave rn. @Yankees https://t.co/3R2p0m4Icm | Sunday, November 06, 2022 10:27:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Eh f the cheating ass Astros | Saturday, November 05, 2022 11:18:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jack reminds me of a guy who'd be walking around with a pickup truck and a shotgun rather than a tech founder https://t.co/5jUIZvXDf4 | Saturday, November 05, 2022 10:12:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What are you so worried about, Donald? Don't want the people to see you're not paying taxes? https://t.co/NAQS41yykl | Tuesday, November 01, 2022 9:59:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| . @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again. What the fuck with this garbage UX | Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Absolutely not. By no means does anyone in Ohio ever signal. Drives me bananas. Meanwhile, in New England: https://t.co/rE6Gpbstr0 In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, October 28, 2022 11:32:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TechTickles Literally the first setting I change. It's heinous that they default to joining with the mic unmuted and video on In reply to @TechTickles's tweet | Tuesday, October 25, 2022 8:57:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Twitter has statuses now like this is Facebook in 2005. Yawn | Sunday, October 23, 2022 11:42:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel some sort of way when I post my dog on Discord and she doesn't get likes. Obviously she's perfect y'all are dumb | Sunday, October 23, 2022 11:40:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick | Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the season. 1) You can't only win on home runs 2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him 3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested | Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Wandy | Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:04:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... The climate is pretty fucked. They're not wrong, but stop inconveniencing people, dickheads https://t.co/NhgMulyjVb | Monday, October 10, 2022 12:43:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device. This doesn't work for things that send pushes though In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking Christ https://t.co/UR6DA8FyxF | Thursday, September 29, 2022 5:04:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hang Putin for war crimes | Sunday, September 25, 2022 3:54:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore. Remember my settings, assholes | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @WarnerMedia is a SHIT company. Gutting content just to reduce debt and increase valuation with no regard for the consumer. https://t.co/jsKrA9hXK4 https://t.co/t9VchW69AA | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:48:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies. In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Saturday, September 17, 2022 6:08:49 PM | Twitter for Android |