9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Kill them with fire https://t.co/X14bjesY6e | Sunday, May 15, 2022 10:06:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's always a good idea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 15, 2022 7:37:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah, I miss abusing the dumb shithead on twitter https://t.co/lpWEi0PS6u | Sunday, May 15, 2022 2:01:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Well explained! 👍 Don't let asshole haters stop you from making more great content. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, May 14, 2022 11:40:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol | Saturday, May 14, 2022 1:03:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better" https://t.co/47lt2KlZfk | Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer The year is 2022... What in the actual what are people outting on floppy disks?!?! Holy moly. Ohio gov't - come ON dude. In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, May 13, 2022 9:07:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TL;DR: the identical twin raised in the US turned out dumber than the one raised in South Korea. No surprise there. We're idiots! https://t.co/g4IXkK3WGn | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who are we kidding. It's started already and were all poors now https://t.co/MeQbV7hBgp | Thursday, May 12, 2022 7:18:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 5:52:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruh relax. It's all just a gd simulation. Literally nothing matters https://t.co/JV82ZoLn2Q | Tuesday, May 10, 2022 1:55:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker | Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @justice4shmi Even non stimulant SNRIs for whatever reason raise heart rate and BP significantly. My Fitbit logged this very clearly In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet | Friday, May 06, 2022 2:14:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability. If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I identify so much more with dogs than humans | Thursday, May 05, 2022 11:25:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mattgaetz You're foul. Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck In reply to @mattgaetz's tweet | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:49:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These dudes are dope asf. Playing absolute fire jams, my people. If you haven't checked out their covers, y'all's missing out https://t.co/FJpGCrOWVD | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 12:30:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Come on. Why would you book a swim class makeup on Cinco de Mayo when I'm trying to get shitty on margaritas. | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 10:12:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz In reply to @accuweather's tweet | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TypeScript promises can completely suck a dick | Monday, May 02, 2022 10:52:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh yeah? And exactly who is going to pay for this? Just print more money? Devalue the dollar more? There's already savage inflation. This is stupid https://t.co/Sg6QLZ07Xz | Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:36:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, normally I'd be complaining about how shitty my retirement account has been lately, but Bezos lost $20 billion in a day, so whatevs | Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:50:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh In reply to @FitbitSupport's tweet | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me. | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:45:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:44:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks. Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. | Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This cooky bastard! What a lunatic. Just because you're the world's richest person doesn't mean you need like 20 mansions. But at least have a modest average person home for your wife and kids you moron https://t.co/9Hj6DAUVqG | Monday, April 18, 2022 8:01:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good, you stupid hack https://t.co/kwTnjXXdRy | Sunday, April 17, 2022 6:13:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JJFromTheBronx This game was such a waste of a pitchers duel In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet | Sunday, April 17, 2022 4:16:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses. Fuck outta here with this idiot shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Peppa Pig is so gd idiotic. It's literally a moron show. I am so mad my kid is obsessed with it | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:52:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues: @accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc | Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Boyz 2 Men are going to be at the zucchini festival in Ohio and that shits gonna be mad lit. Prove me wrong Sept 3rd @ 8:30. Gon be lit | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:09:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ | Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked? Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit. I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy It's absolutely enraging. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode. Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks C'mon. I use Arch for all my RAID-0 backups In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 9:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Colors and textures are excellent rn | Saturday, April 09, 2022 9:02:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of morons over here in Ohio https://t.co/688mk78aoi | Saturday, April 09, 2022 1:50:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh I see. It's a fuel only used in backwards shithole countries. https://t.co/Bvk05YpeZk In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:52:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of bullshit is this? What Soviet or Russian group of morons actually designed this and thought it was a good idea? Christ https://t.co/vpxkKXX72x | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:49:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu | Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean this poor thing. Imagine going around all your life with the name Liz DickHouse? For fucks sake! Marry her off, stat! https://t.co/HCIk7XN1o8 | Friday, April 08, 2022 12:48:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 'The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On' is absolute trash TV an I just can't turn it off. | Thursday, April 07, 2022 10:46:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| https://t.co/ti4IbyelFi In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:53:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The cosmic experiment of complex, differentiated organisms will come to a natural end. | Saturday, April 02, 2022 12:52:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Lol should have read the thread. I see the article about it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2022 8:04:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well? In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2022 8:01:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age. https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp | Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Normally, I'd say that I can't wait until this prick goes to jail, but he's not going to jail. Fucker gets away with everything. https://t.co/Ukp0P58eqJ | Friday, March 25, 2022 7:50:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Well holy tits on a fish! It's quite possible that Google actually fixed the Pixel 6's bullshit fingerprint reader this update around. | Tuesday, March 22, 2022 1:04:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I also see it has 5G CBand support on Verizon. Sub6 5G is a bs gimmick. Literally get 2-5 MBPS on it. 4G was faster when it first came out In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 21, 2022 10:40:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I read on a tech blog it was supposed to drop today. It's almost a half gig, not kilobytes. They have a lot of shit to fix I hope. Maybe this is 12L or whatever. 🤷♂️ In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Monday, March 21, 2022 10:38:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... I feel like they're copying the 2019 Pixel 4 with face id. Two display cutouts is whack. And making USB-C exclusive to the pro is bonkers. No one knows wtf they're doing. See? I don't just bitch about Android https://t.co/mWRDWfxtFB | Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:56:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the kind of shit the Twitter algorithm recommends me. I'm mad because it's absurd, but it's not the most wrong... https://t.co/Ni3eRxjcDn | Sunday, March 20, 2022 2:38:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The @ohiogop is an absolute embarrassment. Can we disqualify these two jagoffs? https://t.co/NNLOcCFKOO | Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:36:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They better move to space permanently or flee mother Russia because Putin will kill them all for this https://t.co/JDyYglZnis | Saturday, March 19, 2022 3:57:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @NASA, tell them to go f themselves. https://t.co/pqpxPiXI4V | Saturday, March 19, 2022 11:51:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything | Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks But that's what Twitter is for In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, March 18, 2022 6:54:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| At this rate, Ohio should just legalize total anarchy and chaos. Neighbor parked in front of your house? Shoot them. Pushy salesman ring your doorbell? Shoot them. Ohio! The state where you can do whatever the fuck you want with guns and be protected! https://t.co/3OLqrC6SgB | Thursday, March 17, 2022 9:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hmm. Makes perfect sense... "Crime is up so let's just let every untrained Tom Dick and Harry carry a gun too." Very logical, Michael. 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/vvqdGpkOxm | Thursday, March 17, 2022 2:18:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm too tired to haha. Just that it shouldn't overheat watching videos, it needs a better modem and the fingerprint reader is laughably bad In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:31:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... | Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The grocery store can be fucking empty, but wherever I need to go and whatever I need to get, there's always a motherfucker in my way | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:34:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It knew Putin was going to nuke us all https://t.co/5rOijcEH8x | Monday, March 14, 2022 8:41:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is Brittney Spears posting her old soggy ass titties all over Insta? Ain't no one wanna see that, it's not the early 2000s | Monday, March 14, 2022 5:58:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm such a gd fatty. Philly airport had an unreal delicious NY pizza slice, and the fact that by pizza is banned in Ohio, I'm obviously having two. Then I ordered a cheesesteak too from other place | Monday, March 14, 2022 5:55:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude the way they do addresses in St. Thomas is good damn fucking idiotic | Saturday, March 12, 2022 3:24:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We've gotta get TSA pre check for the Starbucks line or something. This is bssss. | Thursday, March 10, 2022 5:00:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery) | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is so gd idiotic https://t.co/oZlWI7W3HM | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:52:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's our beef with Venezuela? They can't be ash shitty as Putin so let's start buying their oil again | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 11:37:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How do you think Putin would react if he got a bag of dicks in the mail? | Monday, March 07, 2022 11:27:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Man, they're really not prioritizing their flagship over here. https://t.co/3MBaBlq2wx In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Monday, March 07, 2022 1:30:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Does Ukraine not have any bomber jets or missiles? I don't understand how there's a 50 mile stalled convoy of Russian tanks they they can't just bomb from the air before they reach Kyiv | Monday, March 07, 2022 10:29:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey all you Trump 2024 dummies: You realize that dope is pro-Putin, right? Like almost the whole world is against this bs except the orange terrorist and China that he hated on so much | Sunday, March 06, 2022 10:03:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Our old boomer neighbor comes over to my house whenever she feels like it to drink with us like it's college and tells her husband she's coming over to get shitfaced. I mean.... I don't even know anymore | Sunday, March 06, 2022 8:53:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk | Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohio_fact You're saying this is acceptable? Putin isn't responsible for this? You stupid fucking prick. https://t.co/wjuJdkFxc9 In reply to @ohio_fact's tweet | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:36:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @oakfan71 @GovMikeDeWine God forbid Dewine's opinions and policies deviate a bit from our favorite pro-Putin orange fuhrer: Donald Trumpf. Cancel DeWine! | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:31:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @laurenboebert you and shithead Marjorie are two disrespectful cocksuckers, you know that? In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet | Wednesday, March 02, 2022 10:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rob Manfred stinks. Shtty commissioner. Changed the rules. Ruined the game. Baseball stinks now https://t.co/8pDxpCaBIY | Tuesday, March 01, 2022 11:20:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These people are suddenly realizing this is a gd cult? It's not rocket science people. This is nothing new. https://t.co/pYvvi0KEnR | Friday, February 25, 2022 1:19:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @NkirbyNYY You mean monument cave? Sucks in the new stadium. Haven't been there since 2002 in the old stadium In reply to @NkirbyNYY's tweet | Thursday, February 24, 2022 5:33:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes. | Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love getting into internet arguments with dummies who are all like "Gas is up and it's all Biden's fault. Everything was better under fuhrer Trumpf. Trump4lyfe" Because I always win and shut them up up | Monday, February 21, 2022 9:17:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd. Clockwork boat = windup boat It's catching = it's contagious | Sunday, February 20, 2022 9:10:55 AM | Twitter for Android |