9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| @bubbacrewjam I haven't noticed or read about issues with the first patch. I wonder what it was that was so bad it couldn't be updated through a Play Store component. Still no VZ 5G cband support... And the fingerprint reader still sucks In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Friday, February 18, 2022 2:34:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Usually there's no filter on here but I typed up at least 4 different tweets and decided not to post them on the grounds that people would think I'm more batshit crazy than I actually am. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:20:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is actually hell. I'm actually in hell. | Monday, February 14, 2022 10:41:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just looked up thicc in the dictionary and Mary J's Superbowl performance just came on | Sunday, February 13, 2022 8:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite? | Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wordle is 6 characters... Shouldn't they have called it Wordl instead? | Wednesday, February 09, 2022 9:53:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2 | Wednesday, February 09, 2022 8:09:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's February 6th. If you still have your Christmas lights on, you're an asshole | Sunday, February 06, 2022 9:43:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Here's the thing. I 1000% disagree with these idiot Trump freedom convoy people, but GoFundMe can't just take people's money and donate it to other charities. They have to refund it to the idiots. Pretty shady they only did it after legal threats. https://t.co/hz3RwT5Nfk | Sunday, February 06, 2022 1:05:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This crazy bastard is going to win in 2024 and then we're going to have a civil war | Sunday, February 06, 2022 12:57:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, his website is a spyware hijacked domain landing page. You stupid bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:02:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Thetechxp Why is there an image of a hooters girl bartending on a tech article about Google Messages? Got it on my Google now feed. Did Google mess this up, or is this some sneaky way to get more clicks? Because the article surely doesn't have that image in it. https://t.co/SCr4yqBOVu In reply to @Thetechxp's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 3:14:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohhhh Google Now cards. And this card photo is relevant to the article topic how??? https://t.co/xJBtfppmRS | Saturday, February 05, 2022 3:07:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam No Feb patch yet for the VZ Pixel 6 Pro and the tech blogs are already saying they're out. The delay better be Verizon adding CBand 5G support. I don't want to wait for the March patches for that. In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, February 05, 2022 2:54:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. Do you think the IRS will give a shit if I don't report my $0.40 realized gain in crypto sales in 2021? https://t.co/bdHeSoTVK3 | Friday, February 04, 2022 12:48:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions https://t.co/PefM2WosEe In reply to @HouseholderOH's tweet | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HowFrankOfYou Lol I'm all good. Just bitchin here In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Wednesday, February 02, 2022 9:43:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. I've read about that trick. Tried it but it didn't make much of a difference. I noticed if your finger is the slightest bit damp, it'll hardly recognize it In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:43:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenSchumer Yeah, don't do that In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Friday, January 28, 2022 8:16:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GargoyleSpanker Yes, I'm a hippie liberal leftist bot. Ama In reply to @GargoyleSpanker's tweet | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:05:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mattya5419 lol ok In reply to @mattya5419's tweet | Monday, January 24, 2022 2:05:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In trying to curse out corning and Google for inferior products and Twitter won't let me send the tweet. What is this censorship | Saturday, January 22, 2022 7:58:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Test | Saturday, January 22, 2022 7:56:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @errancarey @_sysengineer https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe In reply to @errancarey's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 10:01:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer https://t.co/9GLwr3D2Og In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:51:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks You're killing me over here In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:48:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won. 🖕🖕🖕 | Wednesday, January 19, 2022 9:23:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wordle 212 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 | Monday, January 17, 2022 11:59:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit. By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT | Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Still sucks, even after the update https://t.co/0r5LGmntUE | Sunday, January 16, 2022 4:15:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam It's a miracle! Late to the reply party but I checked when you mentioned me and was able to get it! Thanks for the heads up In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, January 15, 2022 10:47:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Captain obvious over here https://t.co/7NRvNL8bWJ | Sunday, January 09, 2022 7:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J | Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a dog guy, but get outta hea with these rats. I'm sorry, but these are not dogs. https://t.co/1x94hBTU2g | Friday, January 07, 2022 12:40:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They're dumb fuckin rednecks. What do you expect, Michael? https://t.co/n0jg4xsWqZ | Friday, January 07, 2022 12:30:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Let me be the judge of this. I'll trip on the gene edited psychedelic tomato and tell you if it's legit or bullshit https://t.co/1CyPtKw6xO | Wednesday, January 05, 2022 11:25:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this douche who spent $9 million on a license plate because some other douche turned him away from an event because his non vanity plate wasn't good enough for his 800k Rolls Royce. https://t.co/iGBZJ2C55U | Wednesday, January 05, 2022 5:56:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| An absolute embarrassment. @madebygoogle has their B team working on the 2021 Pixel 6 flagship. How is it that my Pixel 4 already has the January patches, yet my 6 Pro had its rollout halted due to really bad bugs.? I expect better from Google. https://t.co/JIyVZBfYwU | Tuesday, January 04, 2022 11:09:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges? https://t.co/mApRw62L8W | Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, my dog hated the shit out of this person and she usually loves most people. I fully trust her judge of character. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 7:23:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks TikTok reporting algorithm stinks. I reported them. No category fits and they didn't find a violation. An indexing/bot account reposting other users' videos without their permission is utter bullshit and shouldn't be allowed In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 1:48:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev | Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We live in a third world shithole https://t.co/ev1NsvdhdR | Saturday, January 01, 2022 12:44:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell | Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Nice. We got Ja and Ashanti live in Times Square? What do they think this is, 2001? | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:40:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I haven't seen the sun in fucking weeks. If it's going to be fucking gloomy out, it might as well be snowing, but it's not because humans ruined the climate | Friday, December 31, 2021 1:20:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovParsonMO Am I allowed to view html source in my browser, or will you prosecute me as a hacker? In reply to @GovParsonMO's tweet | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:48:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit" I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Eh. Probably for the better with all the problems with it. Let them sort it out and I expect January's in the first week or so In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 10:26:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam So you finally got the update? Pretty shady how carriers can affect this these days. Any carrier specific things should just be addressed in carrier services updates in the play store. I don't get why we need 900 different firmwares for each carrier In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 10:00:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Still didn't get the OTA even though Verizon's website lists a December patch with a 12/16 date. I wonder if it's because I got mine unlocked from the Google Store: https://t.co/DrmBUZ4o6H In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2021 9:53:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just truly don't understand why people think it's okay to walk around without masks with these numbers out of control. https://t.co/7hW8AfahpZ | Friday, December 24, 2021 3:40:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Well, maybe Verizon held it back on the grounds that it seems to wreck network connectivity (granted, mostly in Europe) In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Saturday, December 18, 2021 2:49:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting Google Surveys asking me whether or not I asked Google Assistant to remember my car's location in a parking garage. Welp, I didn't ask Google, but said it out loud. Google is always listening, that creepy betch | Friday, December 17, 2021 1:01:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Eat a dick, Donald. I can't wait for everyone to see you didn't pay any taxes, you dope. https://t.co/S5RKCYS6Gb | Wednesday, December 15, 2021 2:08:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Saw a tech blog that it's a huge update that fixes a lot. Doesn't seem to be live for the Verizon build yet In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:36:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 5:03:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Slash their tires and key their car https://t.co/Q8VA8BZNJv | Monday, December 13, 2021 5:27:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Buncha weirdos out there. Stay safe In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, December 12, 2021 6:00:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Good point. I don't enjoy eating glyphosate In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:01:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @oshaughnessy Lol. Wow tweet fail! CEO did a 900 person layoff over zoom In reply to @oshaughnessy's tweet | Wednesday, December 08, 2021 11:33:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe @ColumbusCrew need to find a better sponsor for the new stadium. https://t.co/Rt4En3BySP is awful. CEO calls people dumb dolphins. They have enough money to name a stadium 900 employees over Zoom? Rename the stadium. That company sucks! | Wednesday, December 08, 2021 8:12:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Even though I think Elon is a what k job, this is a valid point. Old people decline cognitively and we don't need that riff raff in office https://t.co/g0LtzZsjCP | Saturday, December 04, 2021 1:15:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop coughing in the store, you maskless motherfucker | Saturday, December 04, 2021 10:34:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load. The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it. Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Either a lab in China or it mutated inside dumb fuckin antivaxxing Trump supporters. Take your pick https://t.co/p6yQcHv9Q9 | Thursday, December 02, 2021 9:11:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GregAbbott_TX Positively no. You dummy In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Friday, November 26, 2021 8:56:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Zuck is such a weasel, my dudes. This is not surprising. Actually makes me chuckle https://t.co/6qAE6m0zIh | Wednesday, November 24, 2021 10:37:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO | Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog just ripped ass in her sleep. Loud. Smelly. In bed. With me in it too. | Thursday, November 18, 2021 12:42:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ https://t.co/5gfoL4B109 | Wednesday, November 17, 2021 11:20:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What in the actual fuck. This goes against every principle the country was founded on How about we instead eliminate radical conservative Christians who are not Christ-like? https://t.co/MZ8jkXS6bd | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So is the metaverse pretty much the Oasis from Ready Player One? Because we all fucked. | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:04:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense. https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Google, I corrected it https://t.co/YpRS4Z26Td | Friday, November 12, 2021 11:21:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who'd'a thunk? 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/yDoeF8A2PX | Friday, November 12, 2021 10:23:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It wouldn't be a polluted shithole https://t.co/7eRgQ5ac2I | Thursday, November 11, 2021 9:08:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mark my words. The transition to green energy is gonna suck. I am all for it, but: 1) The archaic grid will collapse when everything is electrified 2) Prices will be so high, it'll cause a depression In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:21:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why didn't the dump motherfuckin trump administration hoard oil into the reserves when the prices were negative in the middle of the pandemic? Literally would have been paid to take oil. https://t.co/v8xPVMIhS7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:18:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it normal to lose 10 pounds in a week without trying? Asking for a friend | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:14:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenSchumer No. Trump and all his diciples are all batshit fucking crazy and I'd vote for a goldfish over any if them, but this is just too much. Who's paying for all of this? Inflation is through the roof. I love green energy, but mark my words the transition is going to be painful In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:08:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love it when anonymous strangers on a motherfucken discord server have your back more than your family dows | Tuesday, November 09, 2021 11:34:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mared0nd0 @RealSaavedra @Wintery_Knight Isn't Islam supposed to a peaceful religion? ☮️✌️ In reply to @mared0nd0's tweet | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BrooklynTrader1 @SethDillon Nah. Earth is finished. Sun will start running out of fuel in a few billion years and expand/brighten, killing all life on Earth. Then it'll swallow up all the inner planets. Yum! In reply to @BrooklynTrader1's tweet | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:34:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Funny how if you bitch about a Google product not working right, support is on you in 5 seconds but if you bitch about how they jacked up the Pixel 6 launch, 🦗🦗🦗 | Thursday, November 04, 2021 12:38:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An absolute insult for @madebygoogle to send me an email like this when: 1) I already ordered it 2) it's not projected to get here until January 20th https://t.co/dG9lTZDSNZ | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 8:56:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I dumped the piece of shit for a 40 cent profit https://t.co/47af49jllO | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 7:36:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh good, all the racists running for school board lost. I'm glad people have common sense and elected the guy who has a PhD and the lawyer, rather than the "moms" who think the CRT they're not actually teaching is making the whites look bad | Tuesday, November 02, 2021 11:47:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Suck it, Astros | Tuesday, November 02, 2021 10:13:08 PM | Twitter for Android |