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@LindseyGrahamSC You buffoon. Tell your ignorant Trump supporting base to get vaccinated and wear masks you dumb inbred bastards
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Monday, August 02, 2021 9:46:44 PMTwitter for Android
By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PMTwitter for Android
No you moron. 35k is peanut salary. 20k in credit card debt at 20-30% interest is a killer. Pools are money sinks. Go join a pool instead. https://t.co/ymw4EAVxYg Monday, July 26, 2021 4:33:21 PMTwitter for Android
I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PMTwitter for Android
WELP, this is depressing... Thanks for the cheery article, Google https://t.co/GsJpKA6FBq Tuesday, July 20, 2021 12:33:56 AMTwitter for Android
Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:06:35 AMTwitter for Android
This is why I'm never allowed to drink anymore Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:05:29 AMTwitter for Android
It's 8:30 am and I'm still hammered drunk Saturday, July 17, 2021 8:36:22 AMTwitter for Android
I fuckin hate the bars Friday, July 16, 2021 11:27:48 PMTwitter for Android
"I'm throwing mental grenades" I need to hang out with the youngs more to learn their ways Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
"We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:02:23 PMTwitter for Android
This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back.

https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv 		Monday, July 05, 2021 9:14:19 AMTwitter for Android
There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse? Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AMTwitter for Android
Confession: I my or may not miss despacito Friday, July 02, 2021 11:06:50 PMTwitter for Android
We screwed

https://t.co/kxFSN5WSZT 		Thursday, July 01, 2021 4:24:14 PMTwitter for Android
So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic
https://t.co/owGC6r10uJ 		Tuesday, June 29, 2021 12:18:04 PMTwitter for Android
A. blatica, a parasitic fungus, literally eats ass https://t.co/rVa25Ftzny Tuesday, June 29, 2021 8:24:40 AMTwitter for Android
Just because John McAffee said that if he ended up dead it wasn't suicide, how do you prove that? It's the most genius way to die. Just straight out say you'll never kill yourself and plant a conspiracy theory, then do it and how can it ever be proven? Saturday, June 26, 2021 2:25:17 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao. Trump supporters can't even do voter fraud right. Who gets caught and fined $500 + three days on jail voting for Trump twice, when millions voted illegally for Biden. You have to be an absolute SUCKER to get caught

https://t.co/0cK8kBZ2nq 		Thursday, June 24, 2021 9:16:16 PMTwitter for Android
@hbomax hahaha, whoops https://t.co/dmHcy9LvFO Thursday, June 17, 2021 9:28:55 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:28:21 AMTwitter for Android
Cause I'm knee deep in the beats.
In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seats https://t.co/p9G3FaeNce 		Wednesday, June 16, 2021 12:31:27 AMTwitter for Android
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AMTwitter for Android
These fuckers are going to cause the next mass extinction. First they leak Covid from a lab, now they're pulling Soviet-era nuclear meltdown denials.

https://t.co/2cExxlMCqR 		Monday, June 14, 2021 8:59:11 AMTwitter for Android
I'm a dog guy, but how in the actual hell does this little rat dustball win best in show? This this is more catlike than a dog. Absurd! The hell are they thinking at the Westminster show? A mutt would be better off winning https://t.co/a881lO4ZK0 Monday, June 14, 2021 8:07:39 AMTwitter for Android
Was there a fight or something tonight Sunday, June 13, 2021 12:53:27 AMTwitter for Android
Deep thoughts: anyone else ever notice and wonder why you need to push the buttons on an IR remote control harder when the batteries are weak?

Or is it just me? 		Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:39:15 PMTwitter for Android
This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:25:40 AMTwitter for Android
X-Files. Season 1, Episode 7 - The Ghost in the Machine... 1993

They nailed AI and machine learning on the head. 		Friday, June 11, 2021 11:19:20 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Who was the moron that thought half assing and dumbing down URL bar was a good idea? @ChromiumDev

"Google ends its attack on the URL bar, resumes showing full address in Chrome" https://t.co/ePOxRj55uT 		Friday, June 11, 2021 4:25:44 PMTwitter for Android
Idk if I imagined a giant black ant crawling on my blanket, or if I'm literally losing my mind... Because I couldn't find it after I flail-threw it off, and now I'm all itchy and shit. 2021: officially losing my mind. Tuesday, June 08, 2021 1:21:50 AMTwitter for Android
This fuckin asshole Trump is coming out of the woodwork again I see. Sunday, June 06, 2021 9:32:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck kinda bullshit is this?

More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 		Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz Fucking why? Didn't our idiotic cult leader always preach America first? You're a weasely fuckin buffoon
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, June 02, 2021 12:58:35 PMTwitter for Android
JFC stop icing me minutes into my bday Tuesday, June 01, 2021 12:03:26 AMTwitter for Android
I've been iced three times today and I reiterate that I'm in meetings all day and tomorrow is going to be the worst. Monday, May 31, 2021 10:10:07 PMTwitter for Android
Work's gonna have to go eat a dick because I was up until 4am doing a botched maintenance and tomorrow I'm in incident postmortem meetings from 10am to 3pm straight! Monday, May 31, 2021 9:47:57 AMTwitter for Android
Wow Kamala is such a disrespectful betch for wishing us all a long weekend. So insensitive to veterans. I guess the alternative is the other guy who said dead veterans suck and got into a feud with McCain?!?! That's not disrespectful, amirite? Sunday, May 30, 2021 2:19:21 PMTwitter for Android
Dicks out for Harambe. RIP 5 years ago yesterday. #cincinasty https://t.co/60jlLL2bEt Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
It's cute to think that you can go to a drag brunch and stay sober, because that's just not possible. Saturday, May 29, 2021 12:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfuckers, gtfo

https://t.co/t22bRM5v8x 		Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:51:58 AMTwitter for Android
F'in Reddit, dudes... I'm sitting here watching a guy dressed up as Pickle Rick play the drums live. Good lord. Wednesday, May 26, 2021 12:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
Dude, I'd totally tail(broom?)gate a house Quidditch match. You think the 7th years showed up all hammered, pregaming with Ogden's Old Firewhisky they smuggled back from Hogsmeade? You damn straight they are. Wednesday, May 26, 2021 12:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
Abort the simulation and put us all out of our misery. https://t.co/XMEMVsFvel Tuesday, May 25, 2021 11:31:20 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary! Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PMTwitter for Android
JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y

Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off 		Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AMTwitter for Android
My 2 year old was asking for a peanut butter and jelly and I heard "pee on daddy" and for a split second, I was like, where the F did I go wrong? Tuesday, May 18, 2021 11:25:53 PMTwitter for Android
This guy fucks https://t.co/lPBBQfz9Mb
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:39:38 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice that ever since mental case hasn't been president anymore, my level of hating everything pretty much like stopped? Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:36:53 PMTwitter for Android
Leave Bill Gates alone. When you have billions upon billions of dollars, of course you're going to be able to do whatever the hell you want. Why are we surprised?

https://t.co/7xmtlFNQWR 		Sunday, May 16, 2021 10:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Sanchez got a hit with the bases juiced? What a miracle, that .188 hitting bastard! Go El Gary! Saturday, May 15, 2021 7:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
There will never be any peace between Israelis and Palestinians/Hamas until humans decide to get rid of religion.

Prove me wrong 		Friday, May 14, 2021 1:36:05 AMTwitter for Android
@Etekcity Did you discontinue the Voltson smart plugs (ESW01-USA)? I don't see them in your website and they're out of stock on Amazon. I hope there will be a similar product - I liked these, and the energy monitoring Sunday, May 09, 2021 3:10:55 PMTwitter for Android
This is pretty savage. Finally Google with some balls. They're like: "Eat my asshole, Roku" https://t.co/gwPnEBQcRz Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:42:40 PMTwitter for Android
No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better?

https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB 		Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AMTwitter for Android
Forget normal mushrooms on Mars. The real question is... Are they magic mushrooms? Can I go to Mars and trip balls? https://t.co/MDQxqVS6Zu Friday, May 07, 2021 9:04:53 PMTwitter for Android
NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message.
https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq 		Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AMTwitter for Android
I think I broke my fucking foot kicking a fucking cinderblock wall because I'm a fucking moron Wednesday, May 05, 2021 11:02:11 PMTwitter for Android
"We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy

Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj 		Saturday, May 01, 2021 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
@climate Fuck corn
In reply to @climate's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2021 12:15:35 AMTwitter for Android
@RFordMotivaSpkr @RMerlinDev This drives me batty about Asus. I wish they'd release fewer models and focus more on firmware updates. Maybe then they'd be more mainstream in stores. I made the mistake of getting the 87U back in the day. It used a weirdo chipset and they rarely updated it. Avoid obscure models
In reply to @RFordMotivaSpkr's tweet
Friday, April 30, 2021 9:59:45 PMTwitter for Android
Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J Friday, April 30, 2021 9:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while

https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk 		Thursday, April 29, 2021 4:00:22 AMTwitter for Android
Do better that Apple for once

https://t.co/xBLhf5fkL9 		Wednesday, April 28, 2021 7:26:40 PMTwitter for Android
The baby boomers and WWII generation fucked this planet beyond repair for tens of thousands of years and now we're all slowly getting poisoned
https://t.co/B9ImRyfpQu 		Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:16:37 AMTwitter for Android
HATE articles like this with clickbait misleading titles. Makes it sound like TMobile is getting rid of WiFi calling altogether when they're really just retiring an old version of it.

@cosminvasile @PhoneArena
https://t.co/CFaqjRjl0N 		Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:13:09 AMTwitter for Android
I still can't get over how shitty that piece of shit PowerShell script was that the guy before left me with Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:19:32 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec @Tesla @elonmusk ... Didn't you just drastically increase your solar roof prices unexpectedly? 🤔 https://t.co/twQDfYuT3x Tuesday, April 27, 2021 12:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
RT @OriolesFanProbz: Two wins in a row against the Yankees. Man they STINK. Monday, April 26, 2021 11:37:48 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna monetize https://t.co/xTcRO64mb7 Monday, April 26, 2021 10:21:05 AMTwitter for Android
British nursery rhymes are fucking absurd. https://t.co/2H9Rqg6Lps Friday, April 23, 2021 9:07:28 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon PR developing this because that one time they were shitty to Cali first responders by throttling their unlimited data in the middle of wildfires https://t.co/h8xHC4JJ4d Wednesday, April 21, 2021 7:16:12 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, they've got me convinced. Sasquatch is real, you guys.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, April 20, 2021 11:19:13 PMTwitter for Android
Can't tell if Hulu is serious with this Sasquatch documentary, or maybe it's just 4/20. Or both 🤔🤔🤔 Tuesday, April 20, 2021 10:56:04 PMTwitter for Android
2021. Expect all of the following things. Rinse and repeat:

- Cop murders black person
- Yankees lose a game
- Mass shooting
- Rampant Covid 		Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:38:05 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 You just can't be a championship team if your starting first baseman is so bad he retires in April.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:33:23 PMTwitter for Android
@lizforus Man, fuck the police. This is so unnecessary and environmentally unfriendly
In reply to @lizforus's tweet
Sunday, April 18, 2021 3:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
The 2021 New York Yankees: https://t.co/gvboTGEjXe Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:58:18 PMTwitter for Android
In 2020, there were only 18 days where cops didn't kill someone.

Avoid police at all costs 		Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:49:08 PMTwitter for Android
Cancel the Yankees. You have DJ grounding into inning ending double plays with the bases loaded. Choke central. They STINK! Sunday, April 11, 2021 3:16:43 PMTwitter for Android
Is it normal for @RumpkeNews to just not show up for garbage days anymore? Literally three weeks in a row they're two days late. I didn't move out of NYC to put up with this shit, and they just raised the rates.

Must be Biden's fault. No one wants to work with the socialism $ 🙄 		Saturday, April 10, 2021 8:23:43 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love a nice quiet Saturday morning in the burbs, out in the backyard with the bluetooth speaker on shuffle and then out of the blue Fat Joe's like "PUT THE FUCKIN MIC ON" Saturday, April 10, 2021 11:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork how's that 2⭐ Android app coming along? Buggy? Want to like, fix it? https://t.co/m885HoGfUM Friday, April 09, 2021 1:14:32 AMTwitter for Android
What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse.

God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately 		Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AMTwitter for Android
Team sucks

https://t.co/bX4dzkju95 		Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:07:18 AMTwitter for Android
@tctroz13 @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty https://t.co/g8ROehf7nP
In reply to @tctroz13's tweet
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:59:57 AMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it
In reply to @YESNetwork's tweet
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it?

Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? 		Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
Button your jersey, you disheveled fuck with a 9.00 ERA. Causes all kinds of drama in the offseason and then starts off like an asshole. Steinbrenner's gotta be spinning in his grave. Cuncel Germán https://t.co/iQH2GAiBhF Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:57:46 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Georgia and fuck @BrianKempGA https://t.co/sNeoLXeJoF Sunday, April 04, 2021 8:29:00 PMTwitter for Android
This is BANANAS 4G LTE speeds. Who needs 5G? https://t.co/FmghZzZHH3 Monday, March 29, 2021 9:11:13 PMTwitter for Android
JFC, Georgia is a shitty state with ignorant, hick white racist lawmakers passing new Jim Crow laws in the year of our Lord 2021. Limiting voting rights for minorities and charging a black woman with a felony for knocking on a door. Should've let the south secede. Monday, March 29, 2021 9:11:14 AMTwitter for Android
You guys have a Pixel problem on your hands and you better solve it real fast because people are fed up. @rosterloh @madebygoogle

https://t.co/0GuWfdByVX 		Monday, March 29, 2021 1:44:51 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PMTwitter for Android
@PassAndSeymour how are you guys selling a three switch plate with only 5 screws for 6 holes? I got two like that https://t.co/FLbkKGgGsL Tuesday, March 23, 2021 12:51:16 AMTwitter for Android
Brand loyalty falling on the Pixel? How about @madebygoogle
@rosterloh bring back unlimited @googlephotos storage after June?

What is the incentive for people to stay with Pixel when they're mid-range phones and other brands' cameras caught up?

https://t.co/CRXEbUGWXb 		Friday, March 19, 2021 7:46:19 AMTwitter for Android
@JoshMandelOhio Hi. I saw your poll today. You hateful prick. I will be heckling you from this point forward because you're a piece of shit human who should NEVER represent Ohio.
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Friday, March 19, 2021 2:06:32 AMTwitter for Android
The reason people get a Pixel and then switch is that they're not 100% polished. The only perk of the Pixel 1/2 was an amazing camera, and iPhones caught up. Now they're taking away unlimited @googlephotos storage.

@madebygoogle what do you expect?

https://t.co/PHObJxAB4x 		Thursday, March 18, 2021 9:15:38 PMTwitter for Android