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@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
Someone actually banged this piece of shit? I hope she gives birth to an alien that eats her

https://t.co/PFDjhqAl1I 		Friday, March 12, 2021 9:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
Big Dick Biden coming in hot again 🔥🔥

Flat out refusing to sign his name on the stimulus checks or send letters so he can get them out quicker and cut wastefulness (unlike that other dumb cocky prick who had to let us know his actions were huge - the best actions). 		Tuesday, March 09, 2021 10:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
This Oprah / Royal Fam documentary is fire flames. The Queen's gotta be spinning in her grave, and she's not even dead yet!

https://t.co/CQBMBU4OAN 		Monday, March 08, 2021 3:56:41 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao! This fuckin LOSER just cannot stop losing. Give it up already! https://t.co/svYZE60UxD Monday, March 08, 2021 2:50:53 PMTwitter for Android
*Macs... Stupid autocorrect making me use punctuation wrong.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:53:05 PMTwitter for Android
There is no best browser anymore. You just have to use what is native for the best battery optimization. Chrome is a clunker, but wins on Android. Use Edge if you use Windows and Safari on Mac's or iPhones
https://t.co/GqOeK5xIlX 		Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:52:17 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks for following science and not being a dumb Trump moron @MikeDeWine

Ohio governor defends continuing mask mandate https://t.co/q2W1mFvP7X 		Sunday, March 07, 2021 11:59:46 AMTwitter for Android
This guy stinks. You support this riff raff? @ohiogop

https://t.co/T1ay5MhHE4 		Saturday, March 06, 2021 7:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
No moral concerns you silly bishops. What good is frozen tissue from the 80s in a freezer vs saving more lives

https://t.co/09i7dbhYD4 		Wednesday, March 03, 2021 7:55:54 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all are actually surprised Dr. Seuss published racist shit? Why are you surprised? That cracker racist AF. It was the 1930s-1950s in America. Every white male was racist. Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:01:46 AMTwitter for Android
What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PMTwitter for Android
BIG DICK BIDEN making huge promises over here, saying there will be enough vaccine supply for all American adults by the end of May. Big promise here. Let's see how that goes Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
This is enraging

https://t.co/XjwVKzRNvQ 		Monday, March 01, 2021 11:08:21 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd @McDonalds Wait really? They don't have the full breakfast menu all day, but they should at least have egg McMuffins and hash browns
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
My daughter is not even two and she is already saying "hey google, play baby shark on YouTube" and going to the zoo with older boys. I am in big trouble here Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:12:24 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole Sunday, February 21, 2021 9:50:53 AMTwitter for Android
Google is so full of shit. They fired a second AI researcher who ran a script against her email to look for discrimination? What are you afraid of Google? It's so obvious that they're threatened so much by what AI will uncover, that they're just firing people left and right https://t.co/O7ckJsJKjM Saturday, February 20, 2021 9:01:08 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You insurrectionist dummy https://t.co/tjbYwPnnyL
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 16, 2021 10:51:32 AMTwitter for Android
@instagram please fix the blatantly obvious and obnoxious bug on Android where it doesn't tell you which photo you are on as you're swirling through a post of multiple pictures (both the bottom dots and x of y) Monday, February 15, 2021 9:28:18 AMTwitter for Android
I just saw a hearse with a license plate "XPIRED" and it really made me chuckle because I'm a dark motherfucker and 2020/1 is synonymous with death Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:40:30 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty someone put me out of my fucking misery already Friday, February 12, 2021 10:55:19 PMTwitter for Android
Android 11 on a Pixel 4
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:59 AMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport Hi, I have a Versa 3 and the Google Assistant stops working the second I close the app after setting it up.

I disabled battery optimization for Fitbit, but it never works. Can't find any relevant articles on the support site

Thanks 		Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:45 AMTwitter for Android
Google Nest minis have piece of shit microphones that never fucking listen to you, even with the sensitivity turned all the way up Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:48:14 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev @protikdas Problem I have with Asus is that they keep pumping out all these models and it's hard to support them all. If I were them, I'd just have an entry level, mid range, high end, and gaming model

Also, no guarantee Asus will support any router as long as they have supported 68U
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 08, 2021 3:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev @protikdas I'm waiting for a 6E flagship that will have years of support (like the AC68U). I was debating about getting an AX88U, since it seems to be the ax flagship, but it's still expensive and hard to find.

I got burned with the abomination that was the AC87U
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Monday, February 08, 2021 3:03:31 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but these are two fuckin assholes for naming their son whatever the fuck that name is. https://t.co/RjySSrT5xD Monday, February 08, 2021 2:55:30 PMTwitter for Android
Tonight, the neighborhood Karen (literally her name) complained to me about: the recycling people, the town snow plow people, how the county didn't update that she had paid her taxes, how her porch concrete isn't sloped right, the ice, and more!

#karensgonewild https://t.co/CfkHhlzBlB 		Saturday, February 06, 2021 12:03:18 AMTwitter for Android
To the moon! Thursday, February 04, 2021 10:35:09 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, this explains why the motherfuckers are taking away free @googlephotos storage one June 1st

https://t.co/gXySNj0tSp 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 11:06:16 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee Hey man, Mitch is a shit person, but he's right about this one, asshole. You are a cancer, Marjorie. At least Mitch, who still sucks, has respect for the Constitution
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:47:45 AMTwitter for Android
My dog refused to walk with me in the snow and I'm crushed Monday, February 01, 2021 9:11:23 PMTwitter for Android
@RaheemKassam Dude what in the actual fuck are you babbling about
In reply to @RaheemKassam's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 10:59:24 PMTwitter for Android
@flyfishingcan @MichaelRapaport It's the NY Post, a garbage tabloid. Nothing they write is credible
In reply to @flyfishingcan's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 9:10:30 AMTwitter for Android
It's completely fine that Trump's defense attornies left him.

Only like 5 GOP peeps actually turned on him. Everyone else is a weak, brainwashed moron, supporting their cult leader.

Motherfucker is gonna get away with everything 		Sunday, January 31, 2021 8:17:06 AMTwitter for Android
@JJohnj71 @StephenKing ... would rather have a president who:

- incites an insurrection
- denies science
- thought it was a good idea to use disinfectants internally or use light to cure Covid
- is plagued by scandals
- grabs women by the pussy

C'mon
In reply to @JJohnj71's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 11:54:24 PMTwitter for Android
I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical.

However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee @CoriBush Hey Marjorie: put your mask on, you stupid bitch. Were in the middle of a pandemic and Trump had 430k killed due to utter incompetence and science and logic denying cult followers

Whoever yelled at you - good.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
Dudes, I know cross site tracking cookies and targeted ads are shady and shit like that, but if I have to click another fuckin popup to accept cookies on every new site I visit, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Whoever came up with this law iss an asshole causing shit ux across the web 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:23:29 AMTwitter for Android
@youtubemusic is there a reason I cannot shuffle playlists on Apple CarPlay? Specifically my liked playlist Thursday, January 28, 2021 9:30:44 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/qoJmrmCh8W Thursday, January 28, 2021 12:25:07 AMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz Transition them all to solar and wind production, fuckface
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:47:56 PMTwitter for Android
@jwross55 @mtgreenee Don't waste your time trying to be logical with this inbred moron who is out of touch with reality.
In reply to @jwross55's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit that posted videos of death threats to Democrats.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:43:18 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit, but I also oppose a gas tax hike. Unfortunately, you have to be wealthy to afford electric cars because dinosaur Trumpets punish people for being green issues of subsidizing green tech
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Monday, January 25, 2021 8:43:49 PMTwitter for Android
@fred_guttenberg @mtgreenee I am so sorry for your loss. I cannot even imagine what you've been going through - nothing can make it right again.

And then you get people who are supposed to represent and protect us and spread such hate and lies. Special place in hell for Marjorie
In reply to @fred_guttenberg's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:37:11 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
@RandPaul ARE YOU PRO LIFE, OR JUST PRO BIRTH? Your party is silly. Once the baby is born, you guys don't give a fuck about supporting them with social programs.

You ever read @Freakonomics, dunce?
In reply to @RandPaul's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 9:05:13 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz You MORON. How about transition coal jobs into wind and solar?
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Thursday, January 21, 2021 8:36:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to decide who was the worst president of all time.

Jackson was a crazy bastard who murdered people in gun duels, signed the Indian Removal Act and crashed the economy

Trump killed 400,000+ by mismanaging a pandemic and incited an insurrection to overthrow the gov't 		Tuesday, January 19, 2021 9:10:03 PMTwitter for Android
What part of the pandemic breakdown stage is it when you're walking around your neighborhood at night with the girls blasting Michelle Branch from the stroller Bluetooth speaker? Because that's where I'm at right now Monday, January 18, 2021 7:56:29 PMTwitter for Android
A pardon? This deranged bitch wants a pardon? How about death for treason instead?

https://t.co/pDeLkJVyJe 		Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey and I looked out our window last night and noticed an object in the backyard. Threw the floods on and it was an empty Michelob box. We classy. My immediate reaction was "smh Jesus Christ"

(Wind took it - we were using the wintry back deck as a free fridge) 		Saturday, January 16, 2021 5:18:33 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit. I want my free socialism money to donate to antifa so the can send Lindsey Graham a bag of dicks https://t.co/dLGJDx6Usl Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:17:05 AMTwitter for Android
You dumb, brainwashed motherfuckers

https://t.co/m7S4O53U7r 		Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:00:58 AMTwitter for Android
If the laptops had a good security policy and were locked + had their data encrypted at rest, there should be a low probability any of these dimwitted maga morons would be able to access data on them.

https://t.co/eCFSw5t4ee 		Tuesday, January 12, 2021 7:09:45 PMTwitter for Android
The @ColumbusPolice are trash

https://t.co/Cuafr3kE50 		Tuesday, January 12, 2021 3:41:06 PMTwitter for Android
@magy2misho @bridges_walls @tedcruz I wasn't talking about you, Maggy. only bridges_walls. Twitter just included all the usernames

I agree with you. Doesn't matter if you're white, purple or green. If you stormed the Capitol, it's a rebellion. I just didn't like the "usually Muslims are terrorists" statement
In reply to @magy2misho's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2021 5:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
@QonservativeOne Let me know when you come down with, what your cult leader calls "Kung Flu"
In reply to @QonservativeOne's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:47:20 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
Hey jokers: @OHFCSO then you wonder why people hate the police. This guy said nothing wrong. Racist 🐽s

Franklin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson told to resign after post about Capitol police | https://t.co/S5kqsPcBHi https://t.co/fViz3yGuW0 		Friday, January 08, 2021 9:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
Trump has nothing more to live for. His life is over. He should just euthanize himself Friday, January 08, 2021 9:12:35 PMTwitter for Android
This is excellent but now I can't tell him to fuck off anymore https://t.co/JceG6LLdzE Friday, January 08, 2021 9:09:30 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO How's your asinine book coming along. Oh wait, the publisher cancelled it. GOOD, you jagoff Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz hey weasel dick Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:13:24 PMTwitter for Android
@TTuberville how does @RudyGiuliani's crusty nuts taste all over your mouth, you fucking hack. Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone who objected to the presidential certification because of baseless accusations that have been proven invalid time and time again, needs to be removed from Congress immediately

@tedcruz @HawleyMO - are anarchists and terrorists and should be thrown in jail 		Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
How much money did the @NRA
Pay @MikeDeWine to change his mind on this?

https://t.co/YDVzNMayrI 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 12:44:59 AMTwitter for Android
Rated E for everyone 10+... So I guess once you're 10, it's acceptable to watch Andy Cohen getting blackout on New Year's Eve and trying to force people to do acid. Quality content for kids https://t.co/hdJxuVqvQl Tuesday, January 05, 2021 12:02:38 AMTwitter for Android
Look at this fuckin guy's ear. Handled Covid alright in the beginning, then proceeded to do silly things.

So now it's legal in Ohio to kill anyone you want out in public if you perceive them to be a threat (rather than de-escalating or retreating). Added bonus if you're white. https://t.co/Lxefw5arpH 		Monday, January 04, 2021 11:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
@KylieJaneKremer Covid super spreader event, you science denying, maskless pricks
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
Sunday, January 03, 2021 8:55:34 PMTwitter for Android
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes. 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
Has @realDonaldTrump eaten a dick today? If not, he should choke on one. Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
These hick states should be kicked right the fuck out of the union. These are the states with idiots still contesting the election like fuckin cult sheep followers. Give it up already https://t.co/4wASNVu1bn Saturday, January 02, 2021 2:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
El Gary needs to get his life together. I can't have my starting catcher hitting .1250 with a million passed balls. Do better or get the fuck off the team

https://t.co/Vj8Om6HzCT 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 1:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin Looney Toon reposting this propaganda garbage. A conniving loser, liar, and total failure. All the worst in 2021, dick
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 01, 2021 1:18:09 AMTwitter for Android
@MayorGinther @ColumbusGov #bluelivesmurder
In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet
Thursday, December 31, 2020 3:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop Seriously, get this brainwashed Trump puppet under control. Lord knows what kind of dirt he has that he needs protection from his führer.

It's over. He lost. Deal with it.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, December 28, 2020 10:40:00 AMTwitter for Android
@Jim_Jordan Go fuck yourself for trying to overturn this election, you deranged, delusional moron. You're an embarrassment to the state of Ohio. Trump is an unstable lunatic, and you support his Hitler-esque behavior and baseless conspiracies. https://t.co/HUj7B8uRpl Monday, December 28, 2020 9:25:59 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin loser. Hope you had a shitty Christmas, asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, December 25, 2020 9:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Who would actually listen to 10 minutes of this lying, conniving, bumbling motherfucker? You lost fuckhead. You're a lame duck. Go play golf and shut you ignorant mouth.

Literally doing nothing would be better than anything. Fucking go away. You're a national travesty
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:39:39 AMTwitter for Android
Corrupt HB6 MUST be repealed and @EnergyHarbor must be investigated. End corruption and invest in green energy NOW.

@MikeDeWine @ohiogop @PUCOhio
https://t.co/59d0L0Srbu 		Monday, December 21, 2020 9:18:37 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin relax, we still coo for another couple billion years, plus earth'll be gone by then anyway https://t.co/cFeEcJI5OB Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:54:32 PMTwitter for Android
Moral of the story. Keep your damn nose clean and don't ever do anything shady you wouldn't want coming back to haunt you because you never know who will bring you down, no matter how much time passes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Let me explain to y'all how blackmail works... 8 years ago, at an out of control startup party, a married dude fucked someone in a closet and got caught by building security. The company was informed by the building but it never came out who it was. I know who it was. Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
I had enough of this shit Thursday, December 17, 2020 10:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
@TeamYouTube Yeah, I have premium. This thing is infuriating to use.

Absolutely impossible to get it to shuffle my liked playlist. It started playing nonsense I never heard of. Does anyone who works on this team actually use the product, b/c it's not too hard to see how buggy it is. https://t.co/LRsb0XcHk4
In reply to @TeamYouTube's tweet
Saturday, December 12, 2020 10:24:09 PMTwitter for Android
Why is it not possible to thumbs up a @youtubemusic song on my @googlenest home? I can't do it from my display gui and when I asked via voice (multiple times) it lagged and then did it 8 times in a row.

This is basic. 		Saturday, December 12, 2020 6:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Yep! Die! Get Covid... Kill yourselves... Martyr yourselves... Get the idiots out of the gene pool!

https://t.co/8T4gaQaRDl 		Thursday, December 10, 2020 6:15:30 PMTwitter for Android
Make America Great Again! #trump2020 #coal4lyfe

https://t.co/9Igq7uPa4j 		Wednesday, December 09, 2020 8:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
I've said it once and I've said it again. These idiots chose a proprietary charger over USB-C. Then they sell an incomplete product without a charger to help? F off

Apple is forced to include iPhone charger for not demonstrating 'environmental benefits' https://t.co/w8H6Atk9yr 		Sunday, December 06, 2020 2:05:06 PMTwitter for Android
What are you going to do to them once you find out, fucko?

https://t.co/2gkqA4SgCI 		Saturday, December 05, 2020 4:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

https://t.co/dJ3QX7FlpG 		Friday, December 04, 2020 10:09:40 PMTwitter for Android