9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The fuck do I agree to this shit for | Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel DA society | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:42:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg stop doing that. FUCK | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:41:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:36:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone sucks | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:27:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to instigate so hard right now | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 8:03:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @NYCTSubway at 46th st M/R. Why 2 Manhattan bound Ms in a row? There are never enough R trains. Been here 30 mins. | Wednesday, May 27, 2015 12:26:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Full train #3 arrived at the station and no one was able to get on. @mta: cunts. | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:37:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da Summer Fridays while we're at it also. No fun allowed! No fun allowed! | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:32:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da MTA | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:29:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ also, the only way to get your attention is twitter. No one else fixes it unless I tweet about it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My internet is out again. Why does it go out 4-5 times a week you unreliables? @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ | Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu lol loved it. Watched it immediately after you told me about it. | Monday, May 25, 2015 1:32:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps | Sunday, May 24, 2015 12:55:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| tl;dr don't go to prison | Saturday, May 23, 2015 10:56:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo my boy's telling the story about how he got arrested in Texas. Grab some popcorn and come listen. | Saturday, May 23, 2015 10:28:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy bday @ky9!!! -Sketch PS - Cya at reunion | Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:09:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk | Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:48:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Homeboy's outfit is fly as fuck http://t.co/vJD1zYJMt1 | Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:37:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm doing a grand job on my on call shift by ignoring all the bullshit fucking alerts before they get to @Docent_Steve | Saturday, May 23, 2015 3:49:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely anything that could potentially slow me down is doing so. #NotPleased | Friday, May 22, 2015 5:28:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| At least I get to walk off the fat ass burger king I had for lunch | Friday, May 22, 2015 5:14:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cunts @MTA | Friday, May 22, 2015 5:00:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever's operating this 5 train is a real asshole with the brakes and accelerator. Be smooth bro. | Friday, May 22, 2015 9:27:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ya fuked up. Windows aren't aligned bro #3WTC http://t.co/sEs8JSyfKj | Tuesday, May 19, 2015 12:37:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get lawst. That was kicked in | Monday, May 18, 2015 9:29:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| GET LAWST | Monday, May 18, 2015 8:31:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If my dentures ever fall out at my 102nd bday party, please euthanize me: http://t.co/siHLfsjEi1 | Sunday, May 17, 2015 8:00:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help tell your idiot technicians to screw the fucking wires in tighter on the poles. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:05:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week | Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:02:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_NYNJ WHY do I have another outage. Every other week. This is ridiculous. Please escalate | Sunday, May 17, 2015 11:53:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: No exaggeration I'd probably rather be in jail than be at the Preakness with no functioning bathrooms | Saturday, May 16, 2015 6:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure I almost pissed my pants and kidneys almost exploded out of karma/sacrilege. | Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:44:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance. | Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:43:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who the fuck has their wedding reception at a lower Manhattan beer garden on a Friday night? Christ | Friday, May 15, 2015 9:27:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get it Nate | Friday, May 15, 2015 8:56:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Mexican bus boy with the"Sexico" shirt is straight up killing it tonight | Friday, May 15, 2015 8:26:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted | Friday, May 15, 2015 12:13:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Quantum Entanglement | Thursday, May 14, 2015 11:18:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Magnets are really cool | Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:49:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you google. Pay me for answering your creepy advertising shits http://t.co/ohzcTtmjjr | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:23:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I live my life through others acting ridiculously | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:16:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nate. If you don't get laid we're not talking anymore. | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:15:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My discernment is NEVER WRONG | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:11:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can tell by how this cracker is slouchin' they're both dtf | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:11:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| YoungNate slating pussy week 3 in a row. Smash that brah | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:09:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hoower | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:07:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You are on the train home to hubby SEXTING your boo slut | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:05:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mal and Este are such let's be honests for each other | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:04:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| DON'T DO IT BRIAN. TAKE IT SLOOOWWWWWWWWW | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:59:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NEW YORK CITYYYYYY | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:54:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RANGIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:51:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So I haven't been paying attention. Did fin and em fuck yet? | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:15:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoops. Got the bouncer called on us | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:11:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. This fuckin place gets you shitfaced #gorangizzzzzzzz | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:58:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bitch you're married. Enough | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:51:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just drunkenly told my beef about gmail to these google peeps and they acknowledged my bug about drafts that don't delete right | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:29:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| KC and Jojo's on at the bar now. Everyone's fucking tonight | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:10:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google DEEZ NUTS | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 8:16:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew hoo hoooooo hohooooo don't do it Brian | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:56:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who's alimac banging tonight? I'm gonna go with Noam. | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:55:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopandslam Verizon almost never carries proper Nexus devices... We're stuck with their bloatware and slow updates. In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:43:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopandslam This is why I only like Nexus androids. Updates and bug fixes straight from Google. Verizon and Samsung cripple this In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:31:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pull the train out if the station shitheads. This isn't a parking lot. @mta | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:00:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron | Tuesday, May 12, 2015 9:31:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load if this antique creepin into the bar http://t.co/OWO5AzgzTL | Tuesday, May 12, 2015 8:46:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd forgotten how amazing this album is. http://t.co/V9oLEC194i | Monday, May 11, 2015 9:44:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "There will be liquor bottles and ring pops in the piñata. Hope the kids pick the right one" -Mikey | Saturday, May 09, 2015 12:59:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be fuckin kidding me that there is one single bathroom on this entire fuckin pier | Friday, May 08, 2015 7:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stewie: "Hoot hoooo hoooo hoooot! Don't do it Brian. Take it sloooooowwwww" Damn it VINCENT | Friday, May 08, 2015 1:23:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just grabbed a dudes ass to make an asshole girl after him jealous because I can smack that and she cannot. | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:16:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am not a fan of this David Justice looking (possible wife beating) motherfucker at this party who gave me sass. | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:13:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am obsessed with this guy. #21 https://t.co/Su5N06PoCW | Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:55:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Which one of you rich suit cunts are buying this poor a shot? | Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:08:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nate is slaying pussy. 2nd night in a row. So prod of my #YoungNate | Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We made the cut @BadPointer | Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My twitter is outside of control............ JEEEEZ | Thursday, May 07, 2015 7:21:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Young Nate slaying pussy enjoyyyy | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 11:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Phone's got 4% battery so enjoy. Cya tomorrow. PS get it Nate. | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:56:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Edgar's all about the pussy | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:46:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| DAT Snapchat doe | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:27:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. Wasted | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:44:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My girlfriend is Indian tomahawking the other team and I like it | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:42:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sir. You need to put that out. You cannot smoke that joint at the bar | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:37:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And lungs | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:31:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've been drinking since Thursday. Fuck my liver | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:15:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna be drunk the rest of this weekend | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:10:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am STOKED because I just confused two white people. | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 8:19:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is going to be as bad a that time I kept talking about poinsettias | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:49:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just like the Mayor of this cesspool, I too am also late because the @MTA hasn't sent an R train in 20 mins. | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:21:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've had just about enough of New York City. Get me the fuck out of this cesspool. | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's legit a rack mount server on the desk next to me and that's actually the password #forrealz http://t.co/99rXlVNO37 | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 6:26:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These joke shops finally realized they fucked up by splitting Foursquare and Swarm? https://t.co/o4d2tTLdRY | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 2:58:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Well done CJ | Monday, May 04, 2015 9:54:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do they call it real estate? Of course it's real. It's not fake estate. | Monday, May 04, 2015 9:03:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain to me how I am 0% hung over right now... Actually I think I'm still drunk. | Sunday, May 03, 2015 9:04:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool. | Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:58:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso I have absolutely no fucking idea what I meant by this tweet. Hahahha In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:52:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| At least Simmons could catch up to the fight. Amazon blows In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 03, 2015 3:13:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Hot dogs? nah. Sausage and peppers | Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:17:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| We're all eating sausage and peppers blow me | Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:08:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't party anymore because this city is weak and NOT NEW FUCKIN YORK | Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:03:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm ready yo go 2 more hours cunts #Keith2015 | Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:00:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pussy assed Boston shuts down at 2? NYC >BOS | Sunday, May 03, 2015 1:59:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Boston is pulling for Pacquiao | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:59:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Trees for anyone who stops posting fuckin pusheens in the group chat #Keith2015 | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:53:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fireball after the 3rd round #Keith2015 | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:37:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lessahhhhd just got cut off #Keith2015 | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jacked @MalJNew's charger from her and it's clutch. #thanksmal | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:33:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help you would fuck up the fight you fuckup waste of life company | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:13:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #Keith2015 #YouGodDamnBitch | Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:12:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You gonna pusheen these fuckin balls?" #Keith2015 | Saturday, May 02, 2015 10:09:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Betances is dirty | Saturday, May 02, 2015 4:04:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We just got the hashtag of a bachlorette party and are gonna mess with them so badly on social media. Especially when drinking later. | Saturday, May 02, 2015 2:04:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's a band playing pop hits of the 2000s and I'm mad obsessed | Saturday, May 02, 2015 12:08:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| #freesimmons #Keith2015 | Friday, May 01, 2015 10:39:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @PaulONeillYES You are my hero!! We need more passion on the Yankees like you in the 90s In reply to @PaulONeillYES's tweet | Friday, May 01, 2015 10:09:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @PaulONeillYES: In Columbus, Ohio at Hall and Oates concert, but checking the score! Go bucks go Yanks!!! http://t.co/hWnAWzEYLu | Friday, May 01, 2015 10:06:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a second. Did I just do a fireball? Don't remember bit it's not here #Keith2015 | Friday, May 01, 2015 8:33:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, CC. You are awful | Friday, May 01, 2015 8:25:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "If someone gets arrested, we have grown up money to get out" #Keith2015 | Friday, May 01, 2015 8:06:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 🎵Yours is the cloth mine is the hand that sews time🎵 | Friday, May 01, 2015 7:10:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The front desk people seem very concerned about our group #Keith2015 | Friday, May 01, 2015 11:29:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Should I be concerned? #Keith2015 http://t.co/akCA0BIvE1 | Friday, May 01, 2015 10:34:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Plenty of Lady Gaga this weekend #Keith2015 | Friday, May 01, 2015 10:16:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| F- commute today on the 4/5 you fare raising pieces of shit @MTA | Thursday, April 30, 2015 9:23:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a cray | Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:41:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, when I was a kid in the 90s obsessed with space, best pics of Pluto were like two dots. It was the only mystery planet. Now we'll know | Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:39:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pluto is so fucking cool http://t.co/HNjgdSoSvd | Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:38:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Annnnnnnd I just got a YouTube copyright strike... | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:13:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 🎵Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. In a factory downtown🎵 | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:08:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh Jesus Christ on the cross... I need to pack for Boston and I'm already tipsssss. #keith2015 | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:05:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone's having sex tonight | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 10:19:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drummer took his shirt off. Shits gotten real | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:25:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bar's badass. I'm playing flip cup. Amatuer band is playing The Offspring. I'm on call for work drinking. Everything is awesome! | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:19:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Of course we lost at flip cup with these horseshit assed cups. http://t.co/dSmRtrE5SM | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:08:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @H9RBSjs: Developers Develop. | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 1:52:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might actually die of alcohol poisoning this weekend #keith2015 | Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:54:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dpcleitao Actually, it's been misstyled for 2 years and no one fixed it. They forgot to include a stylesheet for the 404 page. In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet | Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:32:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just learned today that a product owner where I work knowingly suggested showing a 404 page on purpose in a certain situation. #MOron | Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:21:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Inferior service cunts. The fuck do I pay you for? Keep raising the fare cunts @MTA | Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:35:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MTA where the fuck is the train? You guys suck. Blow me. | Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:34:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hanging out with these cool gentlemen from DEtroit | Saturday, April 25, 2015 9:23:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My grandpa calls Sabbatia Sebastion... And he sucks | Saturday, April 25, 2015 7:46:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This building looks like it has a fupa http://t.co/wQjJhPZDnu | Saturday, April 25, 2015 7:21:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look like Mark "Vagina" Texiera hit a homer | Saturday, April 25, 2015 6:05:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da CC | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:48:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bar is playing like early mid 2000s jams and it's not the 90s bit its still sick | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:26:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ I've been drinking all day and can't spell on fuckin twitter. typo'd 3/3 tweets and deleted one because it was so embarrassing | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:22:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But secretly we all like Nickelback bit not really | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bartender told me to suck it when I said to out the game on instead of Nickelback on the jukebox. | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:14:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 0-4 CC get the fuck out | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:08:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CC is a mediocre pitcher | Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:04:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My setup until I head out of this joint http://t.co/BEoTnXPqHg | Friday, April 24, 2015 7:26:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Just because something is slightly better than unacceptable, doesn't make it good" -@MalJNew | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:29:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gf thinks it's acceptable to dip a breadstick into Pillsbury chocolate frosting. Bread stick ≠ pretzel... Savage move. | Wednesday, April 22, 2015 1:02:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel bad for the next group of tourists I'm behind that does the rolling sidewalk block. | Tuesday, April 21, 2015 7:07:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Guy. Ya won? Nahhhh. #degenerate http://t.co/IQA9d8CC65 | Sunday, April 19, 2015 5:22:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My boy CJ just walked in with the best Drake into ever. | Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:42:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely absurd how hot this train is right now. Not even exaggerating | Thursday, April 16, 2015 8:35:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train | Monday, April 13, 2015 8:07:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Blind Mellon right now ⚡⚡ | Saturday, April 11, 2015 4:06:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JonFrat @BarstoolJJ Jesus Christ, JJ | Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:52:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin' | Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:44:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @NYRangers: #NYR WIN!!!!! Playoffs ✔️ Division ✔️ Conference ✔️ LEAGUE ✔️ #BlueShirtProud http://t.co/haVqFroZ3W | Tuesday, April 07, 2015 11:11:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My new middle aged alcoholic friend is playing the best music at the bar | Tuesday, April 07, 2015 10:42:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sitting on the 5 church train over here. Preacher be preachin | Tuesday, April 07, 2015 8:55:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Valid Question... Where are these from? Jasons of Jamesport NY, Rita's of Dix Hills, Lily's in Deer Park? Or China? http://t.co/FvShElMTJ5 | Monday, April 06, 2015 7:46:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Headley is a real winner at third today. Arod would have made all those plays. Duh. | Monday, April 06, 2015 1:56:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is exactly how I predicted the Yankees would start 2015 | Monday, April 06, 2015 1:54:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso first off, my phone must have autocorrected that because there's no way I use the wrong grammar. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 04, 2015 7:39:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The wine tour is over and the bus is screaming Ja Rule and it's my fault and I'm not sad about it. | Saturday, April 04, 2015 3:59:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mom's love me. Come on. | Saturday, April 04, 2015 1:06:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother's love me. I spit mad milf game | Saturday, April 04, 2015 12:55:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We need some Ja Rule up in this bus | Saturday, April 04, 2015 10:33:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Already singing Sublime out loud. | Saturday, April 04, 2015 9:39:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 9am and I'm having a Four Loko. I need to reevaluate my life. | Saturday, April 04, 2015 9:13:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ Not supposed to eat meat tonight, but its ok to get shitfaced as fuck. #SeemsLegit In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Friday, April 03, 2015 9:19:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: I just paid a dude on the internet $9 to pick up and deliver me White Castle. #GoodFriday | Friday, April 03, 2015 9:18:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Barcade is hot as fuck | Friday, April 03, 2015 9:18:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Watching Going Clear on HBO GO right now and all I can say is: L. Ron Hubbard's nasty assed vampire teeth | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 9:03:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Entire team ordered Indian to this conference room. Wonder how long it'll smell like Indian in there? | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What in the hell is this cray camera guy doing at the auto show? Seizure city, USA. #GDNY | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 7:56:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| R train is slow as fuck right now | Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:10:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp | Saturday, March 28, 2015 5:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The MTA is winning tonight. Said there was a sick passenger on the 4/5. Switch to 6. 4/5 leaves, 6 now has delays. What a day. | Thursday, March 26, 2015 7:40:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 👌👈 | Thursday, March 26, 2015 3:22:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken | Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:53:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cigarettes are fucking vile and you've gotta have rocks in your head to enjoy them | Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:14:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything about today is annoying the fuck out of me | Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:11:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The police stopped and had reasonable suspicion. Then they left because I was innocent son | Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:52:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My coat hides all. #notsketch | Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo | Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Hoboken bus I'm on is the whitest bus ever | Saturday, March 21, 2015 8:45:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I think I just swiped right on Beyonce #tinder" -buddah | Saturday, March 21, 2015 7:07:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wasted | Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:59:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nick swisherrrrrr bring me a mimosa | Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:23:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Brunch place imcat usually makes" Typed that earlier. No idea what I meant. It's the level I'm at now | Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:50:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nick Swisher is serving me brunch. Or his doppelganger | Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:32:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So shiny | Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:22:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Buddha and Tommy's hair is fantastic. Hemp shampoo. | Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:21:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rootin for my boy Ed Cooley. Go Friars! | Friday, March 20, 2015 11:09:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JFeitelberg fix the RSS feed In reply to @JFeitelberg's tweet | Tuesday, March 17, 2015 11:49:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So did they ever hear from Putin yet? | Tuesday, March 17, 2015 1:07:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Budweiser 40s in Stella glasses... Taxes much better. #psychology | Monday, March 16, 2015 11:33:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW | Monday, March 16, 2015 9:54:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sandwich I just ate was rustic as fuck | Monday, March 16, 2015 7:30:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Totally normal to listen to TLC at 6am amirite? | Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:58:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Passed out with my contact in. Proud. Haven't done that since college ya fuckin drunks | Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:28:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso | Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:26:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @JFeitelberg: Everyone cancelled their plans on me tonight!!! http://t.co/t73vRBKNFv | Saturday, March 14, 2015 10:54:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk texting your gf's mom tho | Saturday, March 14, 2015 9:24:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Ray Romano is my favorite rock and roll star" -finkins | Saturday, March 14, 2015 1:24:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu oh right. Those... | Saturday, March 14, 2015 7:49:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Remember back in the day when peeps use to take peeps' flip phones and rename contacts to ridic things? No one does that anymore. Wonder why | Saturday, March 14, 2015 6:12:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Punk rock!!! ✌✌✌ | Friday, March 13, 2015 8:09:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just got into a huge argument about birds reproductive systems. | Friday, March 13, 2015 7:51:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. I need to go back to work after this? | Friday, March 13, 2015 3:29:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I been out the game too long. If a girl's touching me we gon' fuck" - Edgar | Friday, March 13, 2015 3:15:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They don't pay me enough for the years this place took off my life from lack of sleep, stress and false fuckin alarms | Friday, March 13, 2015 2:16:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to unfollow all the fitness freaks on Instagram/Facebook. Good for you, but I don't care about 9k posts about your workouts | Thursday, March 12, 2015 6:53:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. | Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 don't need em. Extra crap to shovel | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:58:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 depends. Some streets, but not mine. | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:45:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu hardware wise, nothing beats it and even older Macs outperform and out-style anything PC... Unless you build your own desktop In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 12:18:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu although I'm not into Mac OS, I get design. They're top notch pieces of hardware and the current model will serve you very well. | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 12:16:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 | Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu reminds me of how I tried to justify how the Nexus 4 wasn't better than the Galaxy Nexus. It was. I was butthurt for newer specs. | Monday, March 09, 2015 11:17:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate the Irish American, but they're playing 90s rock so I can give them a pass for the night | Monday, March 09, 2015 9:49:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Docent_Steve oh shit. I favorited this without looking at the picture first. Come onnnnn. Boylan's is delicious though. In reply to @Docent_Steve's tweet | Monday, March 09, 2015 9:04:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna toss on a Steely Dan record right now | Sunday, March 08, 2015 9:37:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg 90s rock cover band | Friday, March 06, 2015 10:33:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary Christ they suck In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Thursday, March 05, 2015 9:08:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I guess it's true love when your gf just pulls your glasses from your face when she needs to see something far | Thursday, March 05, 2015 7:34:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?" Yes. Yes I do. Blow me | Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:24:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Arod is at bat | Wednesday, March 04, 2015 2:43:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks | Monday, March 02, 2015 8:36:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector. | Monday, March 02, 2015 8:34:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless | Monday, March 02, 2015 8:33:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at all the fucks I don't give! | Monday, March 02, 2015 11:36:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is why @foursquare has gone downhill. Suggesting the Disney when you do searches for smut... Lawls http://t.co/NI6QkDUJjz | Saturday, February 28, 2015 7:36:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My cab driver's license expired in 2011. This is where I'm at right now | Saturday, February 28, 2015 12:15:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Errrybody in the club getting tipssssssssss | Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The GF just twerked it on top of a skeeball machine at Brother Jimmy's. Not sure what to say about that. | Friday, February 27, 2015 11:47:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin | Friday, February 27, 2015 11:18:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week | Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help got a letter that my 1 year promo is up and its going up $10/month. Convince me why I should stay if there's been outages daily | Friday, February 27, 2015 9:47:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer? | Friday, February 27, 2015 8:56:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
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