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A white kid could have had an automatic rifle on the wall and it wouldn't have been a problem. Fuck this school district - they have no authority over people's homes.

https://t.co/sF4bTqavVY 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 10:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
My license is 4 months expired and even though the gov extended it to December bc of the 'rona, people are starting to give me shit when I try to buy beer so I need to handle this Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:25:42 PMTwitter for Android
This is the fucking trump administrarion's fault. https://t.co/edSIzqI5YF Saturday, September 26, 2020 2:22:32 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio @oneboyarmy YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ENERGY EFFICIENCY ANYMORE? SO CAN YOU ATOP CHARGING ME FOR ENERGY EFFICIENCY RIDERS?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Saturday, September 26, 2020 2:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
The Trump-tainted @USDA and @forestservice think it's ok to allow logging in 25,000 acres of protected Tongass National Forest even though comments received last fall were 96% in favor of keeping the protections.

Fuck you and fuck @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/dLlgWRlqnL 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:58:22 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Please let me know what funded this
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Saturday, September 26, 2020 1:33:26 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio So I noticed the It's Your Power app is ending on 10/1. This is also the same day all marketplace rebates end.

What is the idea of dismantling all these energy programs? 		Friday, September 25, 2020 4:51:01 PMTwitter for Android
This guy likes boobies, thick girls and doesn't allow passengers unless they have really big boobs. https://t.co/FZvulwxuc0 Friday, September 25, 2020 1:38:29 PMTwitter for Android
How can we get this shit back in stock so I can put it in my front lawn

https://t.co/yWANjO1jBN 		Friday, September 25, 2020 11:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild wonder what Matt did. I can't log in. I had a super insecure password and it was not https sooooo I'm assuming it's compromised
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, September 22, 2020 6:01:57 PMTwitter for Android
The Pope is telling you guys that you're morons @realDonaldTrump @EPA @EPAAWheeler https://t.co/D9RO33is9p Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:36:59 AMTwitter for Android
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
@SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings

I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE

https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt 		Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck glyphosate and Fuck @Bayer Monsanto. They are poisoning us all

https://t.co/Wbo8VP67RN 		Saturday, September 12, 2020 1:00:09 AMTwitter for Android
The sources should just come forward. What is he going to do? It's not like he's going to poison them like fuckin Putin does with Novochok
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, September 11, 2020 9:41:43 PMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb 		Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, September 07, 2020 10:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
@FoxNews BLM isn't an anti police movement you fucking hacks
In reply to @FoxNews's tweet
Monday, September 07, 2020 10:05:07 AMTwitter for Android
"But you can't cite anonymous sources"
"The radical left is making this all up to smear the poor guy"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, September 07, 2020 8:20:24 AMTwitter for Android
Dogs 2020! https://t.co/vCNJyr8kyH Monday, September 07, 2020 8:17:45 AMTwitter for Android
LMFAO is this even real life? This is what @FoxNews reports, when we have a president who thinks our dead veterans are losers. (As confirmed by a Fox News reporter and then they scrambled later to take it all back) https://t.co/otAIkmjqBY Sunday, September 06, 2020 11:40:20 PMTwitter for Android
Who's this fuckin clown with an Air Pod in one ear and wired earbuds in the other?

I knew he was a doofus before he started defending Trump. https://t.co/Tx00q48YcW 		Wednesday, September 02, 2020 8:08:15 AMTwitter for Android
You know you're a fuck up president when you want to visit a joint and the mayor, governor and attorney general are all like "stay away, you'll piss off more people"

But you know.. It's all the radical left's fault. 		Monday, August 31, 2020 8:08:59 AMTwitter for Android
You guys, I just found my new Election Day shirt https://t.co/jyrXFXeal2 Sunday, August 30, 2020 1:28:41 PMTwitter for Android
No kidding. These are the most dangerous types of people - the ones who know how shitty and disliked Trump is and stay hush hush about it. We're gonna get 4 more years of this horse shit, mark my words.

https://t.co/SgXYoloQwj 		Saturday, August 29, 2020 1:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
@EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER

GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PMTwitter for Android
Said the be day

Nikki Haley: It is a 'lie' that America is racist https://t.co/iY7aDfLuzV

...Said on the same day a white cop put seven bullets into the back of a black man who was walking away from them 		Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:02:56 AMTwitter for Android
Here's a picture of my dog's shitty asshole and a sign supporting a shitty asshole https://t.co/d9r3OeNjL6 Monday, August 24, 2020 8:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
I didn't have context and only aws the video. He was trying to break up a fight? Dafuq is wrong with these cops
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 24, 2020 8:03:25 AMTwitter for Android
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe this asteroid that has a less than 1% chance of hitting us the day before election day should just wipe us all out before the civil war does Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:19:13 PMTwitter for Android
@claudiamconwayy Don't be devastated. The RNC is a fuckin clown show. It's trash reality TV at it's finest. Netflix couldn't create a shittier reality tv show. Can't wait to watch these idiots!
In reply to @claudiamconwayy's tweet
Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
Nostalgia: anyone who hasn't seen Dexter should watch it, but DO NOT WATCH PAST SEASON 4's trinity killer - the rest of the show is pure garbage. Worst ending in all of TV history Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:06:11 PMTwitter for Android
Also not to get ageist, but what a bunch of old fucks. Need a purge to get fresh, younger, minds into politics

(To be fair, Biden is also old, but he at least believes in science)
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
This is great. Hardly any masks. Maybe they'll all get covid and won't be able to vote in November.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:35:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey! Look at all these racist white people https://t.co/cEoQIsNtNJ Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too 		Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
@Nintendad88 Hahaha. Yeah Ls are tough so she says clocks like that, but that's understandable.

But she also knows what boobies are too so I think she does it on purpose because before that, blueberries were "bloobs"
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 9:13:13 AMTwitter for Android
My daughter calls blueberries boobies and I'm out of idea on how to correct her. Monday, August 17, 2020 8:28:09 AMTwitter for Android
Ok so I just started watching Selling Sunset and riddle me this... Why do all these LA biddies have the same kind of gross rat dogs? Sunday, August 16, 2020 11:08:19 PMTwitter for Android
Mitch McConnell has a droopy puss face and looks like a fucked up turtle Saturday, August 15, 2020 9:27:31 AMTwitter for Android
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
@DanielCameronAG @louisvillemayor @LMPD

Hey shithead assholes: How come the murderous pigs who killed Breonna Taylor are still free? 		Tuesday, August 11, 2020 10:29:34 PMTwitter for Android
You fucking IDIOTS @EPA
@EPAAWheeler

https://t.co/88TgO8ar7B 		Monday, August 10, 2020 10:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC Dude was trying to get spices. The F was he doing trying to convert people to Christianity?

Also, you've been bad for the internet sir
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Monday, August 10, 2020 8:45:57 PMTwitter for Android
Omg they're so goddamn racist. I'm so butthurt they wrote a name in another language! 🙄🤣

Maybe people should instead focus on the fact that the murderers who killed Breona Taylor are still free. https://t.co/o0oHPCKKQM 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Surely Trump's wall will keep the bastards out!

https://t.co/k2PicWpoIi 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 3:03:16 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @Android

How about you work on actually making the OS better instead of focusing on putting fuckin cat Easter eggs in it.

https://t.co/GWLzIYaRAM 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 10:41:19 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MikeDeWine please cough and spit all your droplets on @realDonaldTrump Thursday, August 06, 2020 10:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
This is clickbait bullshit. Article makes it sound like Vedder and fam are anti-mask. In reality, the ballot box was outdoors and no one was around. What's the issue?

https://t.co/WwBb3sNaLk 		Monday, August 03, 2020 2:21:44 PMTwitter for Android
"Your" living in a fantasy world https://t.co/owL5rE04uR Sunday, August 02, 2020 10:54:52 PMTwitter for Android
E Street Legend / Syl / dope ass dude @StevieVanZandt knows wtf is up, ya heard.

https://t.co/IwO42Sg9uF

cc: @RockNationRadio 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
It would bring me great joy of we had a severely snowy winter. Maybe that temporary reduction in emissions due to covid will lower temps. Last winter was a fail Sunday, August 02, 2020 3:40:29 PMTwitter for Android
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Wear masks, dummies!
In reply to @WhiteHouse's tweet
Sunday, August 02, 2020 12:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
Today was a bad day Saturday, August 01, 2020 12:08:28 AMTwitter for Android
Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01 Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:12:26 AMTwitter for Android
Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
... 		Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:30:53 AMTwitter for Android
LAW & ORDER!!!
(aka shithole country that uses federal prison guards on civilian protestors)

https://t.co/owjRVvud7t 		Tuesday, July 28, 2020 10:28:32 AMTwitter for Android
Dude if you're voting for Trump this year, just realize that as a pedophile was being taken jail, he wished her well.

This is what you stand for. 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 11:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 1:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
@epa @EPAAWheeler Y U RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT? https://t.co/Kq2WNimpHO Friday, July 24, 2020 12:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
I need goddamn New York pizza rn Friday, July 24, 2020 12:51:42 AMTwitter for Android
Did they arrest the cops who killed Breona Taylor yet? Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:39:01 PMTwitter for Android
Good, I hope they reveal dirt on Trump so he can get the death penalty

https://t.co/mMQlPNuNLp 		Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:40:52 PMTwitter for Android
Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw Monday, July 20, 2020 1:33:33 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!

@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
Lol autocorrect... *Governor
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:49:07 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Dave_Jets It's a double edged sword...Smart people can screw over banks by reeping all of the rewards and paying on time to avoid interest...

People with poor money habits usually spend beyond their means and pay the 30% interest...
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Mr. Governing (@MikeDeWine)

Seriously dude, you did well at first with Acton - Ohio was a leader. Don't blow it. Do not listen to a goddamn thing moron @realDonaldTrump or @VP Pence says. https://t.co/PuOcmR6rkn 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:35:02 PMTwitter for Android
@abartlett @RiaJairam @AjitPaiFCC @IlyaSomin @reason Ajit is an asshole, corporate shill Trump puppet
In reply to @abartlett's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:16:53 PMTwitter for Android
Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"

No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:14:59 PMTwitter for Android
Tip: be an asshole like Larry David

https://t.co/WCVk4BQlQg
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:43:35 AMTwitter for Android
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
Half the goddamn internet is down. Wh, it's 2020 Friday, July 17, 2020 5:33:55 PMTwitter for Android
Let's rename this bitch to:
✔️ 'Merica
✔️Murrrica
✔️Amerikkka
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:10:47 PMTwitter for Android
So how much longer until Ghislaine also magically kills herself? Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:05:20 PMTwitter for Android
From this point forward, I will never refer to this country as the United States. There's nothing united about it. With a two party system, it'll be divided AF forever. Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:01:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sara_davis90: Ohio, all Dr. Acton wanted to do was keep you alive. That is it. And you showed up on her lawn with guns and ignorance an… Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
@GovKemp You're an asshole, hick, science denying, Trump sucking motherfucker
In reply to @GovKemp's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I mean... I get they have some basic rules to keep the community from looking dumpy. I'm a guy who doesn't want to pay fines, generally follows the rules and I think I keep my place nice... Got two violations for nit picky stuff in two years
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Monday, July 13, 2020 7:54:04 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously all the Trump supporter racists complained that I think Black lives matter
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, July 13, 2020 7:17:44 PMTwitter for Android
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI 		Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:41:42 PMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz You're a weiner face
In reply to @tedcruz's tweet
Sunday, July 12, 2020 9:32:13 AMTwitter for Android
99% harmless https://t.co/Qk5MPEQ2s4 Saturday, July 11, 2020 10:13:39 PMTwitter for Android
@TTuberville @realDonaldTrump Breaking: you're an idiot
In reply to @TTuberville's tweet
Saturday, July 11, 2020 11:00:37 AMTwitter for Android
Over the next week, I'll be walking my neighborhood and jotting down the addresses of houses with Trump signs so I know who all the idiots are Saturday, July 11, 2020 9:44:23 AMTwitter for Android
This is very bad advice. So you want me to invest now and then wait for the crash? Invest after the crash.... @themotleyfool https://t.co/FYsL3rUVBJ Friday, July 10, 2020 10:32:28 PMTwitter for Android
@SteveFDA:

"I'm not going to get into who is right and who is wrong. What I'll say is that we have data in the White House task force. Those data show us that this is a serious problem."

BUT YOU CANT TELL TRUMP IT'S NOT 99% HARMLESS YOU IDIOT 		Sunday, July 05, 2020 9:52:29 PMTwitter for Android
Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times. Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus would wear a face mask 😷 Friday, July 03, 2020 11:56:00 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus wouldn't hate on players like Trump does. Fuckssake. Be more like Jesus. Friday, July 03, 2020 11:52:24 PMTwitter for Android
I love trees 🌳🌲🌳🌲🌴🍁 Friday, July 03, 2020 11:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android