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Ignoramus @RonJohnsonWI seems to think he's an expert on science and medicine. "Let's blindly push for an unproven drug that mein führer seems to think works, probably because he has shares in that company"
https://t.co/GGqcKDYB5H 		Friday, April 10, 2020 10:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
@I_S_H_Y_ @googlenest Also, the wifi chipset they use stinks. Always disconnects, even though it's not far from my access point. I have other devices further that remain connected
In reply to @I_S_H_Y_'s tweet
Wednesday, April 08, 2020 12:55:16 PMTwitter for Android
@JimRenacci Hold bats accountable! The virus probably came from bats and transferred to livestock, then to humans in unsanitary conditions

Yes, China covered it up and that's shitty. The Soviet Union covered up Chernobyl too...
In reply to @JimRenacci's tweet
Wednesday, April 08, 2020 7:38:39 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Oh right! I tested the old Firefox nightly builds. Minefield!

Times!
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam What was the other board again besides middle_man?
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:06:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's the year 2020 and I can't even get the fucking groceries I want. What kind of bullshit is this Monday, April 06, 2020 7:00:17 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis is a useless Trump puppet. Literally refused to shut shit down until Donnie boy said it was serious. Then he did it.

Absolute moron https://t.co/f8N1g4aq12 		Wednesday, April 01, 2020 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
@10TV What camera/setup is @jeffbooth10tv using remotely? Very high quality video Wednesday, April 01, 2020 7:29:34 AMTwitter for Android
Florida and idiot @GovRonDeSantis on Coronavirus:

https://t.co/C4SqvEZHe6 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 7:59:22 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute moron (it's Florida, what do you expect)

@MikeDeWine: Governor handling this pandemic like an absolute boss. Keep up the good work! 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 7:11:20 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump YOU SELF-CENTERED CUNT. HOW CAN YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR RATINGS WHEN AMERICANS ARE DYING AND YOUR BRAINLESS FOLLOWERS BELIEVE ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2020 2:40:39 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @LiveNation Those greedy selfish bastards will never do anything not for profit. I hope the go defunct.
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2020 7:47:36 AMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou I don't trust them. Going by CDC numbers
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2020 5:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
We're supposed to be a first world country? China has over a billion people, yet the US has more cases in a shorter span. We stink at this.

I've always said 🇺🇲 has been a second world country for years. 		Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:54:18 PMTwitter for Android
Attention all companies that make baby toys: Please stop putting sounds of panting dogs into toys. You're teaching my daughter to pant like an dog and/or hyperventilate Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:19:42 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus. These CW shows really guy you Friday, March 27, 2020 11:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
I could go for a slice of Joe's Pizza in the LES about now Friday, March 27, 2020 9:27:04 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @JdeGrom19 @Mets @MLB @The7Line @SNYtv Literally: Cancel the season
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, March 27, 2020 6:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
No one understands me and I think the majority of people are morons. I am tired of dealing with morons in this world.

Pretty sure the issue lies with me. I had enough 		Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:08:36 AMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @mitchlafon I hope Ticketmaster goes bankrupt and vanishes
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 9:51:59 PMTwitter for Android
Been watching tons of virus movies on Netflix and everyone is an IDIOT in these situations.

Same for real life 		Wednesday, March 25, 2020 8:03:49 AMTwitter for Android
I am a huge supporter of this kind of Darwinism. We don't need these kinds of American citizens who believe an orange man over proven science. https://t.co/sqQlhoOch3 Tuesday, March 24, 2020 9:18:46 AMTwitter for Android
I swear to God, my dog hears food bags opening and wakes up from a dead sleep every time. What a chonk. #foodhound Monday, March 23, 2020 10:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fucking moron
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, March 22, 2020 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Mymom asked me why my voice was hoarse in my last Instagram and I told her I had corona Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:57:12 AMTwitter for Android
Paid $1.88 for gas last week and I got robbed...

What a time to be alive https://t.co/c92NrCG7HD 		Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:40:40 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Did that lower the throughput or signal? 🤣
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:52:16 PMTwitter for Android
Butts! Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:42:23 PMTwitter for Android
Did a Zoom with the Friendsgiving crew yesterday and feel bad/it's hilarious that we sang happy bday to my old boss' bf but none of us knew his name.

🎵happy birthday, dear mehlsjd blehhh happy birthday to you🎵 		Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:41:54 PMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Fair enough
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Thursday, March 19, 2020 8:12:54 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Trump supporters are fucking dumb. If my real name wasn't used on Nextdoor, I'd have at this idiot https://t.co/3A7tfQZFkY Thursday, March 19, 2020 2:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
My daughter is essentially Arod in the sense that she is obsessed with herself and licks her reflection in glass doors and mirrors https://t.co/l2wUGg8tIC Thursday, March 19, 2020 7:27:38 AMTwitter for Android
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to catch this virus now and isolate now so that I'm immune and can return o doing whatever the hell I want without worrying about getting it or infecting others Monday, March 16, 2020 6:30:21 AMTwitter for Android
@SenBlumenthal @LindseyGrahamSC you two assholes trying to pass a bill to break encryption? Sunday, March 15, 2020 7:20:54 PMTwitter for Android
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"

"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"

is a great start to my day and how all my days are. 		Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:16:21 AMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO why isn't smartcast loading? Thursday, March 12, 2020 10:11:29 PMTwitter for Android
Ok, I take back this ignorant tweet. It's actually serious.

And it was North Korea's Christmas gift. https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ 		Thursday, March 12, 2020 7:44:14 AMTwitter for Android
It's just a simulation... It's just a simulation... Wednesday, March 11, 2020 11:43:24 PMTwitter for Android
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
News: "Don't panic about coronavirus"

But literally it's the only thing to they talk about 		Wednesday, March 11, 2020 7:10:51 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PMTwitter for Android
Dafuq @madebygoogle @rosterloh

Do not botch the Pixel 5 pls.

https://t.co/QuanInCgDo 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 7:35:22 PMTwitter for Android
hey @FlatEarthOrg, if the Earth is flat, how is it that this plane is flying straight up into space? Saturday, March 07, 2020 3:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck yourselves, ignorant bastards. You're rejecting science? @EPA

https://t.co/lXxsIPkw4t 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 1:15:16 PMTwitter for Android
@Phandroid has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:56:11 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAuth has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:55:39 AMTwitter for Android
@androidandme has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:46 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAnarchy has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:25 AMTwitter for Android
@androidcentral has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:30 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidPolice has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiH6Qe 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:19 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle FIX YOUR RCS BUGS
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:50:21 AMTwitter for Android
Google is showing me ads for coronavirus/surgical masks and man, they've got the wrong demographic...

They won't help idiots! 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:25:33 AMTwitter for Android
Yes it would be a disaster. How is this fuckin socialist dinosaur on top? This would be an automatic Trump win

https://t.co/GOQ9M4wz1f 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:23:18 AMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC I get 5 robo calls per day and you repealed net neutrality. You are bad at life
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:13:02 AMTwitter for Android
New @terminalBLGA is actually pretty nice, but but I don't understand why the men's room is huge and a mile long but only have three urinals and two sinks Saturday, February 29, 2020 10:19:51 AMTwitter for Android
Boarding in group 9 with all of the poors Saturday, February 29, 2020 9:42:41 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
Searched for Imagine on @GooglePlayMusic and it's CRIMINAL that John Lennon isn't the first result https://t.co/YmtAWzTtQ3 Wednesday, February 26, 2020 7:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination... Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AMTwitter for Android
12:30AM and I'm hungover Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:30:40 AMTwitter for Android
Do fucking better on the Pixel 5
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:26:30 AMTwitter for Android
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be.
In reply to @VoteJenaPowell's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AMTwitter for Android
Real hardoo conductor scanned my Metro North digital ticket. Usually they don't and just trust you. Tuesday, February 25, 2020 10:05:02 PMTwitter for Android
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78

Totally still counts, amirite? 		Monday, February 24, 2020 6:45:04 PMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAHHAH. This flat earther killed himself trying to prove the Earth was flat and I predicted this in 2017: https://t.co/Ie4zvkX86k

https://t.co/VOTN9TKUSD 		Monday, February 24, 2020 7:57:28 AMTwitter for Android
Guy was very butthurt and called me out for being disrespectful, in which I replied "You ever read his tweets? They are not respectful either" https://t.co/PKziK6kghs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:40:23 PMTwitter for Android
I got heckled by a US Government cop today at the VA Hospital because as I was walking out, I made a derogatory comment about a Trump portrait on the wall. Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:32:25 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu ❤️
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:55:58 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:15:40 AMTwitter for Android
What do you expect? Giuliani isn't having them killed anymore

https://t.co/u7Fo6D0lVp 		Sunday, February 16, 2020 4:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
Is it just me, or does the New Green Day sound like Portugal the Man? Friday, February 14, 2020 9:31:03 AMTwitter for Android
The IRS can eat a dick

https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i 		Monday, February 10, 2020 5:45:01 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev They are unpredictable. Which would you say is the best performing that works on your firmware as if right now?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Friday, February 07, 2020 7:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting. Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges? Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien… 		Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Arod is gonna have this guy killed Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:20:55 PMTwitter for Android
Does Shakira have an outie belly button? Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:13:01 PMTwitter for Android
Does the sun ever come out in @ColumbusGov? Pretty sure Seattle is less gloomy Thursday, January 30, 2020 6:57:28 AMTwitter for Android
Detective Rex Kiser, who conducts digital forensic examinations for the Fort Worth Police Department, is a moron.

Phone companies aren't making phones harder to hack to fuck with the police, idiot. Security and encryption are getting better.

https://t.co/XB69ZxADdJ 		Thursday, January 30, 2020 6:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
Goddamnit @Android 10 volume control is fucking garbage.

Group chat is going nuts and it's impossible to mute the notification sounds. Hold volume down rocker and it lowers the media volume but you have to go into 95 secret menus to shut off txt alert sounds. Christ.

Fix it 		Wednesday, January 29, 2020 9:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever did this is a real sick fuck who needs to be killed by firing squad

https://t.co/c32Sflg1Wy 		Saturday, January 25, 2020 9:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
I just went on an all out rampage in our architecture slack channel
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:57 AMTwitter for Android
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s

The fuck, right? Just wait
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:40:21 AMTwitter for Android
I hate fucking everything right now because devs are IDIOTS. Rant incoming: Friday, January 24, 2020 1:38:29 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that this is real life is fucking absurd. Our country has lost its goddamn mind https://t.co/nnoY2Y63B5 Saturday, January 18, 2020 9:48:31 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watching Pick of the Litter on Disney+

So I'm sobbing, obvi. 		Thursday, January 16, 2020 8:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing new here: https://t.co/2q0Ty80Dq0

https://t.co/tETJXo8fJY 		Saturday, January 11, 2020 7:19:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Mal and I couldn't find where they toy noise was coming from last night
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, January 03, 2020 8:06:47 PMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam where I work, all our PII data is required to be scrubbed when being copied to non-prodiction environments. I'd there is any user data not scrubbed, it's secured in our same prod infrastructure

Idiots. 		Tuesday, December 31, 2019 5:43:33 AMTwitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android