9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Edgar: "Yo player, just file the fuckin ticket" | Friday, November 14, 2014 1:25:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally dialed in to this portfolio review call from the shitter. Kinda how I feel about it. | Thursday, November 13, 2014 10:07:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| .@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF | Wednesday, November 12, 2014 6:39:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eminem, you're coo and ima let you finish but bring Rihanna back out | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:38:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If they showed puppies running up to returning vets during Stay, I would have lost my shit | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:35:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How hasn't Eminem OD'd yet? | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:34:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Rhianna. #bangbang | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:24:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG Bruce Springsteen #ConcertForValor | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:02:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, if I spend 30 seconds holding an elevator for you, the least you could do is give some kind of acknowlegement | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 6:35:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Under no circumstances should any kind of street meat cost $10. Shouldn't even be $5. Only for the tourists... | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 4:50:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bynes is 100% on point. It should be against religion to follow uglies on Twitter. #AintGotNoTimeForThat | Tuesday, November 11, 2014 10:00:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lil Terrio is blowing it up down the block from Vinny's. Pure chaos. http://t.co/GucObgtPoa | Monday, November 10, 2014 11:35:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Macaulay Culkin looks like a heroin addict corpse | Sunday, November 09, 2014 8:35:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The only thing this city's good for is cleaning out your bank account | Sunday, November 09, 2014 7:32:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This city pisses me the fuck off | Sunday, November 09, 2014 7:30:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew I meant topless In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:22:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wasted | Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:22:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we get like topmeas maids to clean the place @MalJNew? I mean, I saw a van for it so it must be legit, right? | Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:05:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just got hit on by a dude. | Sunday, November 09, 2014 3:44:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok, now he's getting concerned | Sunday, November 09, 2014 3:03:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My boss is at brunch with me watching me get shitfaced before tonight's server maintenance | Sunday, November 09, 2014 2:57:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To summarize my Saturday, I ended up drumming on the dinner table with plastic chopsticks | Sunday, November 09, 2014 2:49:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By all means, play your cell phone games on full volume in this smelly, overheated, crowded train car. | Sunday, November 09, 2014 1:43:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: I just spilled 6 shots of Jameo on a girl and she didn't flinch. She fucks | Saturday, November 08, 2014 6:00:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 🎵🎶Alina's mom has got it going on 🎶🎵 | Saturday, November 08, 2014 4:29:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Flashing.... Lights | Saturday, November 08, 2014 3:36:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. | Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, at least I got to nap longer because @MTA uses inferior equipment where they can't get the doors to close. #late #completefailure | Friday, November 07, 2014 8:09:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Now that I take Metro North once every other week or so, their on time performance is 0%. Always a problem. #mta #sucks | Friday, November 07, 2014 7:48:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @VerizonSupport No worries. Handled it. In reply to @VerizonSupport's tweet | Friday, November 07, 2014 12:52:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG just realized Sonic Highways comes out in 4 days | Thursday, November 06, 2014 7:58:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Release in two days? Its coo, you can find me over at the bar. | Thursday, November 06, 2014 3:57:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Simmons is devastated. #FreeSimmons | Monday, November 03, 2014 3:04:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's rude that @MalJNew's Browns are better than the NY football Giants. Why is this even a thing? | Monday, November 03, 2014 1:25:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just missed this shot. #cubceldapool http://t.co/Oaoa6zFgRY | Sunday, November 02, 2014 10:29:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lollll | Saturday, November 01, 2014 10:31:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg. Heard this mashup playing unreal tournament in 2002 and couldn't find it since. So sick! https://t.co/KkUPnYTIx1 | Saturday, November 01, 2014 10:02:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The apples on my sangria right now are SUGAR | Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:23:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso Dia de Los Muertos or whatever. They call it All Souls day or some shit if you're a holy Catholic. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:15:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was trying to txt someone "suck it" but instead I sent "stuck or" #drunkie | Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:14:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sonic Highways last night was superb. Fuckin Dolly Parton, Zac Brown and Dave Grohl for the win. | Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:09:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Mexican Sugar Skull Day (or whatever they call it) | Saturday, November 01, 2014 1:39:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ 's walk of shame tweets are killing me | Saturday, November 01, 2014 1:34:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F- Photoshop job by @NYDailyNews today on page 17 http://t.co/ZmokiMpGr3 | Wednesday, October 29, 2014 2:28:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I lost to @MalJNew in Who am I? on #QuizUp https://t.co/1BZCPw5qCp | Monday, October 27, 2014 9:28:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin they don't let you. Used to IMAP mail to Thunderbird and delete from there but that didn't work well In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Monday, October 27, 2014 11:55:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You have to be yourself or at least within confines | Sunday, October 26, 2014 1:40:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I may or may not have probably booked a 70s porn retreat for next weekend... | Saturday, October 25, 2014 11:44:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit I'm gettin hammered tonight | Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:49:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy birthday Mal's mom! | Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:29:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Watching Sonic Highways and from what I hear so far this D.C song is gonna be badass | Saturday, October 25, 2014 1:00:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pull the train out of the station, cunts. | Thursday, October 23, 2014 9:19:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Those fuckin movable platform shits at 14th st broke. What kind of asshole designed a circular platform that requires extenders | Thursday, October 23, 2014 9:09:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| F- commute on the 4/5 this morning. Train went 2 mph the whole way from GCT to Fulton... when it was even moving | Thursday, October 23, 2014 9:04:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ My company has lunch and learns. It's BYOL... Attendance is near 0 In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:41:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you drown yourself in perfume that smells like toilet bowl cleaner on a crowded subway, you should off yourself | Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:03:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| embotellamiento | Sunday, October 19, 2014 10:58:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My grandma was commenting on a 71 year old getting married for the first time: "She's cleaning the cobwebs out" | Sunday, October 19, 2014 8:57:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My eyes are sweating | Saturday, October 18, 2014 1:45:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat grungy keyboard doe | Saturday, October 18, 2014 1:02:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No idea how Taylor can drum and sing perfectly without getting winded | Saturday, October 18, 2014 1:00:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dave marry me | Saturday, October 18, 2014 12:58:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg this concert. #foo | Saturday, October 18, 2014 12:36:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Taylor calling out props to Cheap Trick @RockNationRadio #SonicHighways | Friday, October 17, 2014 11:32:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was looking for a diamond but found a quarter. - Sonic Highways | Friday, October 17, 2014 11:26:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG SONIC HIGHWAYS | Friday, October 17, 2014 11:16:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SO excited for Sonic Highways tonight and then a live For Fighters concert after the premier on Facebook com/hbo | Friday, October 17, 2014 8:55:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip from one of my system engineers regarding not getting viruses: "Stop watching frickin porn on the production servers" | Friday, October 17, 2014 3:04:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely not one person wants to do a Jaeger bomb with me and they're have off. COME ON | Thursday, October 16, 2014 9:39:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| When I open my bar, vodka crans are gonna be called Vagina Juice | Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:32:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da Jets | Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:28:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just realized drinking is the only thing that makes my job tolerable | Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:26:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of devil puts a McDonald's next to a bar with like free drinks? | Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:11:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Freddy told us to wait for him because he was getting a sandwich. And by sandwich, he meant drunk underage girl | Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:33:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BRB, CTO propaganda meeting | Thursday, October 16, 2014 10:21:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: Having pickles and potato chips for lunch is not recommended due to reflux | Wednesday, October 15, 2014 3:18:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You're not home yet and you're not even coming over? Come on. Dave grohl is on Letterman and I have an antenna like it's 1969" | Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:59:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Singing David's dogs at karaoke. | Tuesday, October 14, 2014 9:00:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In desperate need of a go-to karaoke song | Tuesday, October 14, 2014 7:28:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Secaucus Junction station: I've never smelled anything like it in my life #shithole | Monday, October 13, 2014 5:14:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I can believe this. Was at a Kmart once and the 1989 terminal they had kept freezing... In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Monday, October 13, 2014 4:39:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Almost pulled a George Brett at this casino... | Sunday, October 12, 2014 7:52:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 Not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix) In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Sunday, October 12, 2014 10:33:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake | Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:40:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FairfieldMirror @ESl403 @Rileylbarrett Former Mirror web admin here... There used to be a WordPress plugin for multiple bylines In reply to @FairfieldMirror's tweet | Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:34:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kevinrose RT-AC87 Dual-band Wireless-AC2400. Install Merlin's custom firmware. Excellent @RMerlinDev In reply to @kevinrose's tweet | Friday, October 10, 2014 10:17:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But you got dem daddy issues doe. RT @amandabynes I need to tell the truth about my dad | Friday, October 10, 2014 10:12:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BYNES!!!!! RT @amandabynes Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick | Friday, October 10, 2014 4:24:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ Cuncel da Long In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Friday, October 10, 2014 4:22:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just got a cold within the past 45 minutes #sniffle | Friday, October 10, 2014 12:15:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I did a shot of whiskey an hour ago and chased it with a sip of grapefruit beer. The whiskey is fine. The beer is repeating on me. #FML | Thursday, October 09, 2014 11:54:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore yeah these weeks are bullshit. They need to go quicker. Although I don't fancy getting older... In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Thursday, October 09, 2014 11:26:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My taxi driver is basically Turtle from Entourage. He's also listening to hockey on the radio #white | Thursday, October 09, 2014 11:03:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB | Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ @BarstoolTrent The corn really sucks here in NYC, so I don't see how Trent would make it here. In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:30:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just found out that the office beer/keg supply operation is still being run by an ex-employee | Thursday, October 09, 2014 9:33:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walking down the street in a gray Stags hoodie and gray sweatpants. A middle school kid just called out "hey coach!" Spot on, son. Spot on. | Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:34:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To the bird that took a shit on my window screen... Screw you | Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:31:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @kerbear88 they didn't send me to our datacenter yet and I'm one of their engineers | Tuesday, October 07, 2014 8:23:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect | Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at an ethnic BBQ and there is so much meat its fantastic | Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:30:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This NY weather is gorgeous. Its like how Arizona is in December | Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:13:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew hhhhh⚡⚡⚡ | Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:34:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew how'd you reply, jokeface? | Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:33:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| TIL that that Indian dot thing they put on their heads is called a Bindi. Thanks Mal | Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:27:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Staying low profile for a bit, then I'll be back | Friday, October 03, 2014 8:15:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu long story. CDN crashed and I tweeted about it. peeps at work searched that tag and almost found me | Friday, October 03, 2014 8:14:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mal: "Let's watch a program" Me: "What are you, 70?" Mal: "Actually, my Great Grandma used to say that." | Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Guy in a Spiderman sweatshirt walked into the bar and @MalJNew thought he was trick-or-treating. #jeez #its10/2 | Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:31:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This reggae band best be covering 54-46 | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 11:18:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cocksucker motherfucker http://t.co/dd9Rg4h00V | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 1:31:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| All I do on Twitter is complain. They are valid complaints. | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 7:28:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Train tracks are like driving over a fuckin washboard. the least smooth. #MTAfail | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 7:28:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: Plain and simple if you willingly go to Africa you deserve Ebola and your America privileges should get revoked. | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 7:20:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The 4/5 is running backwards tonight. The fuckin local 6 trains are passing us. | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 6:37:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I work with a bunch of fuckin clueless idiots. I wish I had video of this fuckin joke standing over me telling me to do useless things | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:35:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Though of the day: if Styrofoam is polystyrene, does monostyrene exist? | Monday, September 29, 2014 5:07:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Simpsons Family Guy is legit | Sunday, September 28, 2014 9:12:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My girlfriend is black | Sunday, September 28, 2014 3:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, ain't nothing better than a bunch of white girls singing No Scrubs at brunch | Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:58:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drupal is down. I could fix it, but ima let our Linux guy handle that | Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:58:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Saw a USAF Vet sticker on someone, I legit thought it meant veterinarian rather than veteran & asked if pets were in the air force #blonde | Saturday, September 27, 2014 9:41:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I could print this funnel cake on a 3D printer faster than these jokeshops | Saturday, September 27, 2014 7:53:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shouldn't take 15 minutes to order a funnel cake and you should print cards where the barcodes don't scratch off so easily. @LunaParkNYC | Saturday, September 27, 2014 7:50:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know it's an authentic, legit Italian pizzaria when they've got a postcard of @Pontifex by the register | Saturday, September 27, 2014 1:44:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #whatsmymothafuckinname | Saturday, September 27, 2014 11:57:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| #YeahJeets http://t.co/RroTAPapn6 | Friday, September 26, 2014 1:32:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #YeahJeets http://t.co/JdO9VcsDpN | Friday, September 26, 2014 1:29:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #YeahJeets (I cried a little. What are ya gonna do) | Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:33:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: Thats the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. #RE2PECT | Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:28:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But this is how loud Yankee Stadium was in the late 90s most times | Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:04:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Watching a bootleg YES stream by some Canadian station. Needless to say, Canadian sports (besides hockey) and commercials are SILLY | Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:14:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oops my b. Spelled Bob Sheppard's name wrong | Thursday, September 25, 2014 8:12:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My eyes are sweating, waiting for Bob Shepherd to announce Numba 2, Derek Jeter. | Thursday, September 25, 2014 7:55:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel so included where I work, you guys. #hatehatehate | Monday, September 22, 2014 9:12:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. They canceled the release and didn't happen to email their release engineer. Only managers. Who don't do the maintenance. #winning | Monday, September 22, 2014 9:12:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kellyomealia @kerbear88 ladies: http://t.co/z2CTbjUNjF In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet | Sunday, September 21, 2014 10:39:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RBI double. #yeahjeets | Sunday, September 21, 2014 3:33:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This humidity shouldn't be legal | Sunday, September 21, 2014 11:35:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I totally called it that jlaw was a nasty minx two years ago in this tweet: https://t.co/2MoEsgjs0t #amirite | Sunday, September 21, 2014 8:14:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Accidentally bit my coaster in half http://t.co/hD1yPyYGsl | Saturday, September 20, 2014 4:22:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito so sad. Mals puppy's mom had a buncha pups and a few of them passed away of that's sad | Saturday, September 20, 2014 4:18:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wasted | Saturday, September 20, 2014 3:43:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My hair is on another level | Saturday, September 20, 2014 3:17:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LennonImagine Mikey and I may or may not dance for you (maybe in our underwear) | Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:37:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters | Saturday, September 20, 2014 1:21:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks | Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠😠 | Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen? | Friday, September 19, 2014 8:08:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063 | Friday, September 19, 2014 7:45:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit the Dandys are in Brooklyn tonight. I must see them | Friday, September 19, 2014 1:38:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Verizon 4G sux. Entire train ride and I can't even load a mobile webpage. Took me 4 attempts to tweet this, but I have full 4G | Friday, September 19, 2014 8:25:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu SEO master in training | Thursday, September 18, 2014 9:18:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| http://t.co/Y9SE3no3gV | Wednesday, September 17, 2014 9:11:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| After minutes of intense discussion and complex calculus solving, the supermarket finally exchanged my outdated butter | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 6:55:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Legit just did a full loop around the office to avoid small talk with the CTO | Monday, September 15, 2014 12:35:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone get ConEd on standby, blowing this place up with the amount of gas I'm rippin out. | Saturday, September 13, 2014 11:18:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wish I was so baller that my band would play secret underground shows as The Holy Shits | Saturday, September 13, 2014 12:43:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I'm like a human lube." "Christina Agulera looks like she threw up a Spanish omelette" -Mikey | Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:55:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. | Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Enjoy Los Mets night | Friday, September 12, 2014 8:55:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ran into a 45 year old @tomwcleary at the bar | Friday, September 12, 2014 8:52:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio always busting my bubble 😁 In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Thursday, September 11, 2014 9:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Does anyone know a Leon who's white? Feel like it's exclusively a black name | Thursday, September 11, 2014 9:26:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DaveLozo @BarstoolJJ Bunch of pussies. #cuncel | Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:43:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Idk how I uprooted a cactus at this Mexican joint, but I did | Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:14:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Had like five margs. This is what I felt like when I had 3 keystones my freshman year at 130 lbs #times | Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:09:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ cuncel In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:02:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Cuncel America. There is no more hope. | Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:02:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The cars are really shiny today | Wednesday, September 10, 2014 8:17:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why aren't there more bank of Americas on 10th ave cunts | Sunday, September 07, 2014 7:02:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... I'm fuckin vile. If something is too bad for me to tweet, you know it must be on another level In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, September 07, 2014 6:43:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This bartendress can put the sorting hat on me all she wants | Sunday, September 07, 2014 6:38:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Was about to quote something overheard at this bar but it is beyond too vile for my newly public twitter account | Sunday, September 07, 2014 5:51:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I will forever regret never being a drummer in a rock band. #davegrohlteachmetheways | Sunday, September 07, 2014 5:48:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @PaulONeillYES: Tip of the gap to ya Jete | Sunday, September 07, 2014 5:06:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Barkeep: bring me a Tito's and soda because this house vodka soda tastes like it's for the poors | Sunday, September 07, 2014 4:59:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am so impressed with Android and the direction of Motorola. They are finally getting it right! | Saturday, September 06, 2014 2:16:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just dropped a ten spot in the shitter | Saturday, September 06, 2014 1:22:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore no treble In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Saturday, September 06, 2014 1:18:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Indians would blow this game... Bases juiced, 0 outs... | Friday, September 05, 2014 10:17:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da Yankees | Friday, September 05, 2014 9:49:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta admit... Chief Wahoo is a pretty cool dude and if you think it's racist you're a fuckin asshole | Friday, September 05, 2014 8:48:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ cuncelled In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 8:38:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I shouldn't be drunk in Walmart but I mean come on... It's Walmart. At least its not meth | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 7:22:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God damn it Walmart. So many awesome shirts. But only in 3XL. Why is murrica so fat? | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 7:17:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My hair is fantastic | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 6:49:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to drop some Mexican stat. Donde esta el baño? | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 6:42:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. Everything is free in Ohio. | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 6:23:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It takes a lot to get me drunk, but one of these mags got me good. Jeez | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 5:30:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've used up five years worth of my chick flick quota in like 2 days... | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 1:22:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do you do this to me, Fairfield... Why? http://t.co/2BY1g4xbhq | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 12:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A bunch of pictures of me next to some Dave Grohl artwork #IfMyPhoneGotHacked | Monday, September 01, 2014 11:07:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Movie the gf is watching with her momma is depressing the fuck out of me, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look at JLaw's titties | Monday, September 01, 2014 1:04:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RMerlinDev are the Asus routers affected by this? http://t.co/6fV490w2mZ | Sunday, August 31, 2014 12:13:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7 | Sunday, August 31, 2014 1:34:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They just left the strip club because the girls there didn't have big enough boobs. Come on.. | Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:56:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Once again, Selena can't get enough of that dick juice http://t.co/AzHWRFz3Ki | Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:11:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bartender HOOKED us up before last call | Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:00:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Entire table is away mingling so I can sneak one out. (A fart) | Saturday, August 30, 2014 8:04:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rolled up to the Church blasting Pimp Juice #causemylifeisdopeandidodopethings | Saturday, August 30, 2014 2:19:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 90s on 9 SiriusXM is kill in it right now. | Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:19:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dem times when your coworkers post horrifying plump child tbts from the early 80s #gross | Friday, August 29, 2014 12:08:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| GET ON OUR LEVEL #TURNT http://t.co/XRirwtlWnO | Thursday, August 28, 2014 11:16:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've been slacking on twitter lately. Probably because I stopped drinking and got lame. So now I'm gonna drink and be awesome on Twitter | Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:50:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam is that app out for android? In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:42:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Real Housewives of Disney: Poor job casting Jasmine. She's too white for me... | Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:42:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love that Yankees/Giants life @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:25:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why does my tom Collins taste like weed? | Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:15:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Kermit the frog Detroit fan over here at the bar... | Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:38:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Because of the way our network is segmented, we just quadrupled our firewall traffic by adding a load balancer. For fuck's sake! | Thursday, August 28, 2014 12:06:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Un-cuncel Kevin Long if they hit like this everyday, eh @BarstoolJJ ? | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 8:12:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RBI double. #YeahJeets | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 8:04:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've got like a construction workers eyebrow... | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 12:37:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 my commutes also sucked a d today. #mtablows In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Monday, August 25, 2014 11:13:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F- job by the MTA getting me to work today. | Monday, August 25, 2014 9:16:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I want a puppyyyyy | Sunday, August 24, 2014 1:13:42 AM | Twitter for Android Tablets |
| Whisky ginger double, a fireball shot and a beer in an hour. Didn't do a damn thing. I'll drive us all home. Why do I even bother drinking? | Friday, August 22, 2014 10:11:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam haven't shaved since 2 days ago. Look like a bear. In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, August 22, 2014 10:03:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't ever go wrong telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/lawyer-in-hot-water-for-asking-office-manager-if-she-wanted-a-dirty-sanchez-and-telling-her-to-eat-a-bowl-of-dicks/ | Friday, August 22, 2014 8:12:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone on Twitter have a private jet they wanna fly me around in? | Friday, August 22, 2014 12:26:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've made a huge mistake in life. I lack a Caribbean friend to teach me steel drums | Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:44:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| According to @RockNationRadio, I've just been informed the Night Ranger guitarist went to Whitesnake | Thursday, August 21, 2014 4:33:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone's not sharing! | Thursday, August 21, 2014 3:48:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F- at corn hole with strangers. Lost all 3 games like 21-5 | Thursday, August 21, 2014 3:10:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm forcin Maresca to bang this Van Halen chick. He's got no choice. | Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:48:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No worries @MalJNew , they're old ladies In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:38:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all about these nurses giving out jello shots out of syringes. | Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:37:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These coronas are going down really smooth you guys. #4, but I don't see any nearby pissas. Sux | Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:15:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh I see how it is... Princess Anna wants that dick juice | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:01:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, Disney | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:57:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna watch Frozen to see what all the fuss is about. First scene. Question. How'd they chop ice into perfect blocks that easily? | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:37:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also jammin to Salt N Pepa with @MalJNew and I'm not sad about it. | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:45:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just said eh like a Canadian and I don't even know why | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:45:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... It kinda tastes like hospital food, but its iight. | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 8:17:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| On call for a week straight. FML. | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 6:31:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: I'm officially over the summer. Give me the Fall ASAP. | Wednesday, August 20, 2014 1:56:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My team didn't do so badly tonight. Second place aka first loser! | Monday, August 18, 2014 8:56:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The projects is poppin tonight #woodside | Monday, August 18, 2014 8:56:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maaaaa! The meatloaf! | Sunday, August 17, 2014 11:25:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh nooo... Left my Jeets souvenir cup in the freezer and cracked it. Guess I'll need to go back to the Stadium this year. | Sunday, August 17, 2014 11:11:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not sad to admit that I will have the most goosebumps and my eyes may sweat a little when Hey Jealousy comes on | Sunday, August 17, 2014 9:06:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They don't make rock like they used to in the 90s | Sunday, August 17, 2014 8:37:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew they are SO good live | Sunday, August 17, 2014 8:09:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There are like 15 people at this Gin Blossoms concert. Rude. | Sunday, August 17, 2014 7:59:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't follow BuzzFeed for a reason Twitter, so stop showing me fuckin Buzzfeed posts because my friends follow them. | Sunday, August 17, 2014 2:45:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| YEAH JEETS | Saturday, August 16, 2014 6:46:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I was losin' 10 grand one time... But I got it back..." Hhhhh | Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:28:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm upstate, lol | Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:21:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| John Porpora, casually making me piss my pants with laughter on a Saturday morning. | Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:13:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
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