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Jesus Christ on the cross... I'm a grown ass man and my parents are visiting. Waited up for me to get back from this concert and I'm a little fucked up.

And I feel all of the judgment. https://t.co/vDCuzHMURb 		Sunday, December 29, 2019 12:15:13 AMTwitter for Android
Merry Christmas! And let's not forget we have an Environmental "Protection" Agency defending corporations' carcinogenic chemicals! https://t.co/FB8gFohwZW Wednesday, December 25, 2019 4:08:41 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
@UnionHawc @googlenest It's working again, but I've had connectivity issues with it since I got it.
In reply to @UnionHawc's tweet
Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:43:03 AMTwitter for Android
Anyone over at @googlenest want to explain to me why the Nest thermostat has an inferior wifi radio?

My Nest Hello is further away from my router and on the same wifi network and that's working just fine. Thermostat disconnects intermittently all the time https://t.co/1p3puqyYGC 		Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:19:58 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8 		Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen Keyword heyday. Believe it or not, I'm less of a raving lunatic than unused to be
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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:42:26 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. But if you'd rather go on a three day bender in Vegas with with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption, so be it!
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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:39:43 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. Or you can go on a three day Vegas bender with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption
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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:35:44 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.
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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PMTwitter for Android
The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
Real talk. You know Home Alone 2 is old AF because there ain't no way in hell they're flying a 767 between Chicago and NYC. That's inefficient. Nowadays, they'd fly Embraer coffins with wings. #begreen Monday, December 02, 2019 9:42:51 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Nothing they can do about a battery packing too few mAH
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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:48:04 AMTwitter for Android
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle And trying to sell us a $70 stand to keep it charged
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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:50 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle The keyboard is also inaccurate as fuck. As you can see it autocorrected its to it's and of to if.

As an Android fan since the Moto Droid, this is all going down hill.
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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:15:22 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not okay Friday, November 29, 2019 7:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
Humanity is fucking awful. Over time, all humans ever did was fight over/conquer land and resources, and selfishly destroy our planet. No wonder we should be afraid of AI... Any intelligent AI would be like "people are the world's biggest problem, lets wipe 'em out" Friday, November 29, 2019 7:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
Candice Keller is the same cunt that blamed drag queens for the Dayton shooting. Who votes for these people?

Fucking Muppet face. https://t.co/6Dk0fcVtre
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Friday, November 29, 2019 7:41:58 PMTwitter for Android
RT @WWonTwit: @ohiogop #CandiceKeller You complete heinous, misogynist, pieces of elephant excrement. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK is wrong with… Friday, November 29, 2019 7:38:20 PMTwitter for Android
"The bill is sponsored by representatives Candice Keller and Ron Hood, and co-sponsored by 19 members of Ohio’s 99-member House."
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Friday, November 29, 2019 7:36:29 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. What kind of inbred morons try to legislate things that are scientifically impossible? These assholes would rather see a woman die than to "murder" an ectopic embryo? Good Lord! https://t.co/auelrlVskj Friday, November 29, 2019 7:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
Matter of fact, when I go to hell when I die, this'll be my hell. Every day will be Black Friday and I'll wake up at 2am, tired AF, to camp out in sweltering hot line at a different store. For eternity.
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Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:35:28 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
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Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
It's giving me anxiety just looking at that. #BlackFriday is IDIODIC AF. You have to be OUTSIDE your mind to stand in line like a poor to save a few dollars
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Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:18:46 PMTwitter for Android
This is a live Google estimate of how busy my local Walmart is right now compared to normal. #BlackFriday https://t.co/uFPH5xTfQx Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:15:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
I have zero patience for this bitty in the Starbucks line being out of control basic. She asked about no less than 10 different nut milks I've never heard of in my life Saturday, November 23, 2019 6:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AMTwitter for Android
Also, let's talk about how I'm that guy. Didn't realize there was a gentleman serving drinks and I just grabbed a bear out of the ice. He was not pleased. Friday, November 15, 2019 7:16:18 PMTwitter for Android
F- company party. Where the f are the drink tickets and why do we only get two drinks Friday, November 15, 2019 7:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth @MTA whose genius idea was it to cut trains out and run the 8:17 Harlem line train from Scarsdale to Southeast? You know how crowded that is? And if you miss that you need to wait until almost 9

But keep raising the fares and cutting service though. This is fine. 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:41:07 PMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
*its
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Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:50:40 PMTwitter for Android
Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:08:14 PMTwitter for Android
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape. Monday, November 11, 2019 6:23:52 PMTwitter for Android
The MTA is a garbage organization Monday, November 11, 2019 6:14:13 PMTwitter for Android
What train traffic? Half these motherfuckers are off for Veteran's Day. Trains are empty. Move already! Monday, November 11, 2019 6:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB 		Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
@RubinReport @AjitPaiFCC SPECTRUM HAS A MONOPOLY AND IT'S $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 SERVICE. THE US HAS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND AMONG DEVELOPED NATIONS. THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS LIMITED CHOICE.

TRUMP STINKS
AJIT PAI STINKS
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Tuesday, November 05, 2019 8:22:52 PMTwitter for Android
The EPA is pro-cancer, because that's what this policy will give people.

Shameful.
https://t.co/zCvKuTuh85 		Monday, November 04, 2019 6:17:07 PMTwitter for Android
Not quite, Google https://t.co/FOcyrzmHCx Sunday, November 03, 2019 5:19:21 PMTwitter for Android
I always used to like fall back. Extra hour of sleep, right? Wrong!

Some of us have babies that won't sleep a second past 6am... Guess who's going to be up at 5 tomorrow?!?!
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Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
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Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time. Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:21:45 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows. Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AMTwitter for Android
THREE WINS IN A ROW. DO IT FOR CC Friday, October 18, 2019 8:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS 		Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
Gary Sanchez, hitting under .100 in the ALCS, can go fuck himself, striking out like that with the bases loaded Thursday, October 17, 2019 8:39:24 PMTwitter for Android
Some pair of balls trying to socially engineer dumb people into getting useless push notifications from "Bob's WordPress blog" @onesignal

Maybe we chose to decline initially on purpose. https://t.co/UnPaLDtH7N 		Wednesday, October 09, 2019 11:43:01 PMTwitter for Android
Severino pitching out of that jam got me all like https://t.co/H1YrxisldW Monday, October 07, 2019 9:38:33 PMTwitter for Android
Liam Neeson fucking people up who hurt his family... Sounds about right https://t.co/Jfl3fcqaXk Saturday, October 05, 2019 11:02:26 PMTwitter for Android
You ever see this guy interview a mlb player? Guy is underground.

Not that I'm the tallest person, but it's pretty laughable
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Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:06:15 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is the worst of the worst. https://t.co/CtEAryb6M9 Friday, October 04, 2019 11:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just spoke about the Juno spacecraft for 5 minutes straight. Mal wants me tested for Asperger's Thursday, October 03, 2019 10:09:42 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC You're an asshole
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Wednesday, October 02, 2019 1:11:45 PMTwitter for Android
@TeamYouTube Sent one earlier! Thx
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Wednesday, October 02, 2019 1:11:08 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild weather swings here... I was at Land Grant for their 5 year anniversary. It was just not comfortable to be outside, and it's almost October
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Saturday, September 28, 2019 8:47:36 PMTwitter for Android
The FUCK out of here with this global warming bullshit weather. It's too goddamn hot. I want it to be cold already https://t.co/rD76mNBIss Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:40:31 PMTwitter for Android
You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback

Wtf
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Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
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Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@GooglePlayMusic @GooglePlay @youtubemusic @madebygoogle
@Google

So what is the deal with the fragmented music apps? It's been over a year and we still have Play Music and YouTube Music. 		Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:16:59 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs H
Jesus fucking Christ. If they breathe the wrong way they get injured. Fire all the mothefucking trainers. Stretch these weaklings out better
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Friday, September 27, 2019 11:05:16 PMTwitter for Android
I gave my real cell #, not Google voice, to the food truck because I demand they text me when it's ready. Sometimes it doesn't work on G. Voice Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:50:48 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest All fixed. Thanks
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Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:31:09 PMTwitter for Android
Great job with the UI on the latest Versa firmware, @fitbit

When I design things, I tend to wrap the text directly over the button also! Must be what's hip these days https://t.co/HjbSp1asp1 		Friday, September 20, 2019 9:15:23 PMTwitter for Android
Were any Yankees placed on the injured list celebrating their division win?

You'd think some asshole would have high fived wrong or slipped and fell of champagne 		Friday, September 20, 2019 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle is the assistant / nest hub down? It keeps telling me to log in through the home app, and when I try, it fails Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
Christ. Who the f thought it was a good idea to heavily drink again tonight? Us. We did... Sunday, September 15, 2019 12:14:53 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... There is no conceivable way I'm not hungover. How is this possible? Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:18:24 AMTwitter for Android
This fat fuck ate two Italian heroes and a chicken cutlet sangwich after the goddamn wedding Saturday, September 14, 2019 1:40:05 AMTwitter for Android
🎶 I'm hittin' skins again
Rolled up another blunt, bought a Heineken 🎶 		Saturday, September 14, 2019 12:50:00 AMTwitter for Android
This afterparty is what I'm talking about. Beers, heroes and chicken cutlet sangwiches Saturday, September 14, 2019 12:30:09 AMTwitter for Android
Clawgust's over bro Friday, September 13, 2019 11:56:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna dance for years, you guys Friday, September 13, 2019 10:36:08 PMTwitter for Android
Famous last words: "I just made friends with these old Italian guys and we keep taking tequila shots every time I go up there" -Fox Friday, September 13, 2019 8:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. Already got in trouble from the venue because they noticed we weren't smoking a cigarette

Also, mas G&Ts por favor 		Friday, September 13, 2019 7:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam 1998? Damn. I wasn't in the picture until 2003
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Friday, September 13, 2019 5:28:02 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Wild you're in CBus! Quirk is there too. I live in the burbs north of Polaris
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Friday, September 13, 2019 5:22:21 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. I did that back in high school/college
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Friday, September 13, 2019 5:04:55 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yeah, bummer. Matt took over the forums. A year or so ago, we told him to implement letsencrypt for https, but idk what happened after that. What was your username back in the day?
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Friday, September 13, 2019 4:57:09 PMTwitter for Android
Driving on Long Island roads and highways is the equivalent of shoving needles through your dick Friday, September 13, 2019 4:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
I love and hate this shithole city at the same time Friday, September 13, 2019 12:12:57 AMTwitter for Android
NEW YORK BAR TAB https://t.co/qvvh6L2MDH Thursday, September 12, 2019 10:52:26 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Hello! This is the subreddit. It's private, but it's also inactive: https://t.co/IJIBe4DaSo
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Thursday, September 12, 2019 8:04:51 AMTwitter for Android
@instagram Why can't I select text on Android 10? It's broken. Wednesday, September 11, 2019 4:53:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio I find it hysterical that TOOL is at the top of the pop charts https://t.co/ligKo0cnj1
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Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:41:32 AMTwitter for Android
🙄 @realDonaldTrump is a goddamn narcicistic mental patient. He looks better under incandescent bulbs so let's push for 1800s lightbulb tech over modern efficient bulbs. SMH

https://t.co/yVWYWWFGYM 		Tuesday, September 10, 2019 11:38:54 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
It's a wonder I'm alive. IDK how I made it. My parents are borderline clueless about what to do with babies Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:02:24 AMTwitter for Android
You could just walk to a grocery store at 11pm. New York City is wild Sunday, September 08, 2019 10:48:29 PMTwitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android