9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| "I'm fuckin stellar as fuck" -@BadPointer | Friday, March 21, 2014 12:06:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The waiter flat out wants to bang Niraj. He's working it reallll good for discounts #RussianNight | Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:18:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Is this half? We have full drinks in Italy" | Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:53:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "The waiter told me we weren't allowed to bring our own vodka. But it's okay. I told him he was good looking" -Niraj | Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:22:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gio and I can't stop talking about balls | Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:14:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Director of Special Things | Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:01:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Are you into black girls @BadPointer | Thursday, March 20, 2014 9:48:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @chisoxbarstool: @BarstoolJJ Fuck the establishment bro! | Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:08:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: Didn't fill out a single bracket and not a single fuck was given. | Thursday, March 20, 2014 2:33:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Such a hipster, brah | Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:38:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yanks are winning the series this year, mark my words | Tuesday, March 18, 2014 1:46:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got a perfect score in #QuizUp! I'm obviously a true Zen Master! https://t.co/Xkhx4GqO3G http://t.co/RfKK1xRcdM | Monday, March 17, 2014 9:57:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pat: "These Irish boys are just howlin' at the moon right now" | Monday, March 17, 2014 9:31:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Honestly, my gyro cart guy Mohammed is legit the nicest. | Monday, March 17, 2014 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch! | Sunday, March 16, 2014 2:50:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon | Saturday, March 15, 2014 4:33:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I LOVE how cab in Chicago let you take like 9 people in one car. Would never fly in new York. | Saturday, March 15, 2014 4:22:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @chisoxbarstool: If I was married to a supermodel and some website pointed out how huge my son's hog was I'd be effin pumped | Saturday, March 15, 2014 4:02:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These sluts remind me of my cousin | Saturday, March 15, 2014 3:59:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me three RT @chisoxbarstool Looking back I'm pretty positive I got roofied last night | Saturday, March 15, 2014 3:26:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My boy's visiting NYC next weekend. It's gonna be a faaaahhhkin disaster | Saturday, March 15, 2014 2:59:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm wasted | Saturday, March 15, 2014 2:11:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure Matt McConaughey is at this party | Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:57:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just pulled the recovery | Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:55:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love Chicago. The natives fuck up vowels so hard it hurts | Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:48:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bacon, eggs and Jameson | Saturday, March 15, 2014 11:42:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Booker loves the CAC http://t.co/NyORqHNxpK | Saturday, March 15, 2014 9:58:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 8:30 am and I'm going on a mimosa run. I need to reevaluate my life | Saturday, March 15, 2014 9:38:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm still drunk RT @BarstoolJJ My phone is covered in Fireball and @chisoxbarstool is on my couch. How's your life? | Saturday, March 15, 2014 9:37:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I may or may not have gotten drunk and wrote nasty shit about McGivern on the chalkboard in the bar bathroom | Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:42:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| For real. Whoever farted in here, it wasn't me. I know I'm a flatulent motherfucker, but it wasn't me. Ya heard?! | Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:15:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| FUCK McGivern In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:14:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck'em http://t.co/inLInICh6k | Friday, March 14, 2014 11:33:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Accidentally got drunk in Chicago. Capone sent me. | Friday, March 14, 2014 11:21:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Hay | Friday, March 14, 2014 11:11:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You have the bladder of an infant" -sooozyq to Eric | Friday, March 14, 2014 11:08:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might be wasted | Friday, March 14, 2014 10:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Mal. You just ordered our 3rd pitcher of margs? | Friday, March 14, 2014 10:44:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone | Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Did I just get roofied? | Friday, March 14, 2014 10:27:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: My entire life I thought the Pearl Jam lyrics were "Jeremy's Spoken" not "Jeremy Spoke In." Just found out last nite #Bars… | Friday, March 14, 2014 2:16:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I have a thing for messes. I can rehabilitate them." *pause* "...With my dick." | Friday, March 14, 2014 2:15:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just got this beer called "Yeast..?" Ummmmm probably not the best marketing name for it. Its iight | Friday, March 14, 2014 1:46:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain to me how I, a grammar Nazi, lost a match on Quizzup in the grammar category to someone in fuckin India | Friday, March 14, 2014 10:34:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ya don't need to post 9 tbt pics in a row, fuckfaces. | Friday, March 14, 2014 1:37:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If I don't get banned from a bar in Chi city, this weekend will be a failure | Friday, March 14, 2014 12:20:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This plane is the whitest. I also guess it snowed here... Leave it up to me to fly from no snow to snowinzn the winter. | Thursday, March 13, 2014 11:44:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Chi city bound for St. Paddy's. Disaster bound | Thursday, March 13, 2014 9:10:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've informed the pilot not to turn off our plane's transponder. | Thursday, March 13, 2014 9:09:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: Thank god for Thowback Thursday or i would have forgotten how much I hated you the first time you posted that picture. | Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:19:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| McGivern: Shut your whore mouth | Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:33:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| McGivern is the only dick standing in the way of my 3 day weekend | Thursday, March 13, 2014 2:40:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo | Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:15:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da release | Tuesday, March 11, 2014 8:25:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The chick in the Cohen's fashion optical ads is 100% dtf | Sunday, March 09, 2014 7:10:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My grandma hasn't stopped making fun of me since I walked in after I confused cucumbers and zucchini. | Sunday, March 09, 2014 6:59:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A la la la la long | Sunday, March 09, 2014 4:37:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm wasted | Sunday, March 09, 2014 2:52:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think the entire black church showed up for brunch | Sunday, March 09, 2014 2:40:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bro. We are all about that snack gsme | Saturday, March 08, 2014 11:45:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg I think I'm getting wasted | Saturday, March 08, 2014 9:33:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Super Nintendo Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this. | Saturday, March 08, 2014 9:25:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Doing the power hour, then Colin's vday. Were fucked. Brunch tomorrow too | Saturday, March 08, 2014 9:16:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lesson from Pat: "Strippers are so much better than your girlfriend" | Friday, March 07, 2014 1:18:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is there so much fuckin traffic on the 59th st bridge. Hopefully McGivern jumped off it | Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:55:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's go to the 11103 | Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:32:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac | Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This band is fuckin awesome. I hate drinking and frat bars and I'm thoroughly enjoying this | Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Which one of you cocksuckers wanna get me a beer | Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:12:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm not joking about this band | Thursday, March 06, 2014 9:51:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This cover band is sick. Covering 90s rock. They're hired for my wedding. Whenever that may be. | Thursday, March 06, 2014 9:41:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions. | Thursday, March 06, 2014 8:20:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whole making a jerking off motion, I just accidentally elbowed the waitress | Thursday, March 06, 2014 7:39:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some lightning storm I tell you... ⚡ ⚡ | Wednesday, March 05, 2014 12:25:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Betcha $20 this hood chick's name is Sharkesha. | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 10:19:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking R train should pull out of Queens plaza instead of waiting for two fucking Es | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 9:34:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yup. Had to have photo evidence of my last tweet. Sorry for the blurry. Zoomed to the max, creeper style http://t.co/uKCJrdHMzz | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 8:44:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Frank Romano is slaying pussy at this alumni event. Except... I'm sure he doesn't realize he's doing it. | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 8:41:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Awwwww. Alexey drew me a picture. Betcha @MalJNew is jealous http://t.co/UpFmXvouLf | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 3:25:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walked in to work with a suit and tie. Stick out like a sore thumb. Got the worst look from McGivern. I hope he thinks I'm leaving. | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 9:38:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My balls are shriveling waiting for this late asses train. #MTA | Tuesday, March 04, 2014 7:38:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, never did that before | Monday, March 03, 2014 7:33:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck | Sunday, March 02, 2014 9:25:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| McGivern will be on my rollout call tonight. I just died a little inside. No one likes you, cunt muscle. | Sunday, March 02, 2014 3:27:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner | Saturday, March 01, 2014 8:47:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code. | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:47:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:42:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked. | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:38:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation. | Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking foursquare is down | Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:01:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Had Mexican for lunch and dinner yesterday. Needless to say, this has been tweeted from the shitter. | Saturday, March 01, 2014 10:20:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The most epic niddhog battle between @SonicBlur23 and the Munz | Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:58:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't hate the fact that @MalJNew is currently in the mirror practicing the black girl booty twerk | Friday, February 28, 2014 8:07:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You don't even understand the number of dicks everyone here should suck right now. | Thursday, February 27, 2014 5:41:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This meeting is a screamfest | Thursday, February 27, 2014 5:27:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio that was a good one! In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Thursday, February 27, 2014 2:27:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Guy just walked into our building wearing a tshirt. Bro. Its like 18 degrees | Thursday, February 27, 2014 2:24:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Didn't even get in yet and this dumb bitch VP is all up my ass because his monitoring triggered 3 false alarms. Bitch, everyone disposes you | Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:42:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 10° Standing on this platform because this piece of shit Metro North train is late again. #MTA | Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:07:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My express to Scarsdale had to stop at 125th St to "reset something for a minute" 5 minutes ago... Still stopped. #FuckingMTA | Wednesday, February 26, 2014 7:14:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Said, "If I catch a case of the backdoor explosions, I'll be comin' back here to erupt on your car and/or store floor, cornco… | Tuesday, February 25, 2014 9:04:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolJJ: Its been a long ass day http://t.co/ondGYA1gHX | Tuesday, February 25, 2014 8:24:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like if you ever end up taking a shit at a Brother Jimmy's, you've hit rock bottom. | Monday, February 24, 2014 11:23:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| All the cabs are coming by the garden because the Knicks were expected to lose. | Monday, February 24, 2014 9:40:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday! Start your workweek right with late MTA Metro North trains. Pieces of shit. | Monday, February 24, 2014 8:08:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Broken Bells. Shit. 👍👌 | Sunday, February 23, 2014 1:01:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "It's a natural pocket" | Saturday, February 22, 2014 2:54:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My discernment is correct. This is a freak. She's now talking about how she stores her weed in her vagina | Saturday, February 22, 2014 2:51:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These bitches are LOUD | Saturday, February 22, 2014 2:35:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ✌ | Saturday, February 22, 2014 3:07:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 lemmie know what drugs you're on kthx | Friday, February 21, 2014 11:22:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't let the bastards get you down | Friday, February 21, 2014 9:50:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You have a Yuengling on your boob | Friday, February 21, 2014 9:48:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me. | Friday, February 21, 2014 7:14:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The GF got me a massage. Booked me with a dude. Man hands. Reminds me of Johnny Drama.... | Thursday, February 20, 2014 7:02:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@XtinaSchelin Upgrading this release from red hot dumpster fire to yellow hot dumpster fire. In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:19:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just watched the Ride Along trailer. Blackest movie of all time. It'll be on the CW in a couple years | Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:46:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Peep! 🐣🐤🐥🐦 | Monday, February 17, 2014 1:52:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Finny Tinkins | Monday, February 17, 2014 1:05:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @cuddleclouds Goldsmith? Hhhhh In reply to @cuddleclouds's tweet | Sunday, February 16, 2014 7:21:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wild Wild West. Jim West, desperado, rough rider. No you don't want nada | Sunday, February 16, 2014 5:54:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome? In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:57:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just woke up confused and on a bus somehow | Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:54:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio I'll give you $20 to do that to McGivern's car In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:44:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I triple dog dare you to draw a dick in the snow on that cop car | Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:39:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at brunch with a gay who is now writing a song about eating pussy. My life is excellent. | Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:07:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously. Everything this fucking McGivern does goes against everything they taught at DSB. This is why I cannot respect him. | Sunday, February 16, 2014 3:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If McGivern, the guy who values family and not working all weekend expects me to help with this release, he can surely eat a dick. | Sunday, February 16, 2014 2:47:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously tho. These curling girls aren't ugly | Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:42:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| A gay: "The curling girls are hot. Why are they so hot?" | Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:31:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There's no way curling is a real sport.... No way whatsoever | Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:31:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Curling: Canada has a tomato and Russia has two yellow things. Wtf is this | Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:26:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am at the bar and just butt dialed my director of engineering for 3 minutes straight. #yolo | Saturday, February 15, 2014 11:26:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Should I get a facial on my ass?" -Mokey | Saturday, February 15, 2014 9:36:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want a cheeseburger | Saturday, February 15, 2014 8:14:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I get drunk enough. I'm sexting Daniel Jeans | Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like a good time right now | Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:52:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jeopardy is the shit @KFCBarstool | Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:11:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you fall onto the train tracks, you're a dumb motherfucker... Nuff said. | Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:50:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's worse? Al Quaeda or the Westboro Baptist Church? I'd go with Westboro... | Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:48:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ♬Cuz I want it all. Or nothing at all ♬ | Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:25:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ♬ BECAUSE YOU WANT IT ALL. YOU'RE NOIIIITHING AT ALL. ♬ | Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:15:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I got tipsy without thinking I would... | Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:06:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| After finishing a bottle of Jameson, this hotel wine and cheese hour is baller | Saturday, February 15, 2014 5:46:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The piece of shit 4/5 isn't running | Wednesday, February 12, 2014 7:04:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm on a one way trip to Struggle City | Tuesday, February 11, 2014 8:13:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's a 100% chance this Russian is not naïve. No one can accidentally be that overtly sexual. Its not the language barrier. | Monday, February 10, 2014 11:13:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope whoever is responsible for these delays gets electrocuted on the third rail or run over by a train; whichever is slower/more painful | Monday, February 10, 2014 6:46:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick | Monday, February 10, 2014 6:38:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I sat in meetings all day today. | Monday, February 10, 2014 5:48:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Subway's a fucking disaster at Grand Central | Monday, February 10, 2014 9:00:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Train showed up on time today. Is this real life? | Monday, February 10, 2014 8:06:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Some old fuck at the train station said Ringo didn't age well. Guy is delusional and probably 50 going on 80 | Monday, February 10, 2014 8:02:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm still burping up vodka red bull from Saturday. | Monday, February 10, 2014 1:43:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this fucking baller. Dave just straight out runs up to Ringo on drums and sings with him. Hdhshahvsvxhwhzv http://t.co/skT31rk3T9 | Sunday, February 09, 2014 10:29:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dave Grohl. Come at me. | Sunday, February 09, 2014 9:39:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg Dave Grohl. | Sunday, February 09, 2014 9:03:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio Agreed In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Sunday, February 09, 2014 8:51:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Pink Floyd is fantastic right about now. | Sunday, February 09, 2014 6:54:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The chick in Avicii's music video is a smokeshow | Saturday, February 08, 2014 8:42:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I accidentally screamed about how Pink would be hotter with long hair. At a gay bar. In front of two lezbos with short hair. Oops | Saturday, February 08, 2014 7:42:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's no way this white chick is gonna win a track and field race. Kenyans son. | Saturday, February 08, 2014 5:12:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ♪ I need some action. Tender satisfaction ♪ | Saturday, February 08, 2014 4:30:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd 100% be down for a late 90s/early 2000s R&B party right now. | Saturday, February 08, 2014 4:22:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Guantanamera! | Saturday, February 08, 2014 3:51:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just woke up. Gotta have a bloody Mary to straighten myself out | Saturday, February 08, 2014 2:56:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yep. Trains are late again. They're late 100% of the time I take them | Thursday, February 06, 2014 8:04:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking moron is Kwabi 2.0. Can't even get Skype to work in the conference room. cc: @BadPointer | Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:05:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. It was totes like 50 yesterday. Where'd this blizzard come from? | Monday, February 03, 2014 8:25:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "My meatball intake is on the high" | Sunday, February 02, 2014 7:55:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gf basically fingerblasted herself during the David Beckham commercial. | Sunday, February 02, 2014 7:44:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .12 What's the over/under Joe Namath's BAC right now. DAT fur coat... Bro. It's like 50 out | Sunday, February 02, 2014 6:30:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec... I did something funky with a double negative. Long story short, I'm wearing army pants tonight In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, February 02, 2014 2:25:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you don't think I won't be rocking these army pants to the Super Bowl Celebraish later, you're surely mistaken. | Sunday, February 02, 2014 2:02:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Broken Bella tho | Saturday, February 01, 2014 11:43:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a sleepy puppy | Saturday, February 01, 2014 12:10:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Christie? http://t.co/qPuEcTFi3T | Friday, January 31, 2014 11:50:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Snoop Dogg (lion?) in the house tonight with my homeboy JD | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:26:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure one of my engineers is putting it in the HR chick's ass. | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:19:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aniusha grabbed Mal's boobs. Insanely jealous. | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:18:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck McGivern!!! | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:16:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @cuddleclouds fuck off Lennon In reply to @cuddleclouds's tweet | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:15:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aniusha is dancing on the table. You know the shits goin down | Friday, January 31, 2014 10:06:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sam is all about the smokes | Friday, January 31, 2014 9:29:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Colin. SHUT THE FUCK UP | Friday, January 31, 2014 4:10:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito it's pretty good dude | Friday, January 31, 2014 12:51:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Idk how I'm gonna get through this day without punching someone in the face | Friday, January 31, 2014 12:47:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wearing one of those kiddie lion hats. #IDGAF | Friday, January 31, 2014 8:51:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking train is late again. This piece of shit MTA | Friday, January 31, 2014 8:06:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This meandering mother fucker needs to walk in a straight line so I can pass his slow ass. | Thursday, January 30, 2014 7:11:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I sit in the middle if Gabe and Colin. The combination of these two and their nonstop chatter makes me want to take a shit | Thursday, January 30, 2014 4:30:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh shit. My review's tomorrow. Going in with a mustache. If they fire a guy with a mustache, that'd be hysterical | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:07:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mad question askin' | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:46:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nate is 23? Fuckin prime. Dude. Rake in as much pussy as you can get and enjoyyy right now | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:14:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo I think that StagCard guy Mike Tortora is at the bar. Dafuq. #Fairfield #GoStags | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:54:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Phantom Planet's California just came on. Makes me wanna shotgun a brewsky | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:48:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat fur coat #CeeLo | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:35:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They say redheads make the best passwords | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:09:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Dude. Bob Marley is where it's at" | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:08:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ben and Jerry's yo | Monday, January 27, 2014 9:37:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @AP Good. I'm sick of motherfuckers getting free handouts and I have to pay through the nose for everything | Monday, January 27, 2014 6:56:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking MTA | Monday, January 27, 2014 6:54:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu for sure not. A washed up suit reads a list three times per week. Means nothing to me. | Monday, January 27, 2014 10:48:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This meeting sucks a dick | Monday, January 27, 2014 10:34:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cannot wait until March where I don't have to ride this shitty failroad every day | Monday, January 27, 2014 8:49:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| MY 8:00 TRAIN JUST SHOWED UP. Why do I pay these incompetents? #MTA #MetroNorth | Monday, January 27, 2014 8:14:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tonight's episode of Girls was 100% boring and an utter pile of shit. | Monday, January 27, 2014 2:09:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bang bang. David on the drums | Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:41:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is Madonna real? She looks fake. | Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:13:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Steven Tyler is ugly as fuck | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:57:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hetfield is all gray and clean shaven? The fuck | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:54:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it me or does Lorde look like she's going to have a seizure at any given moment? | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:43:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I guess I really do do the Stevie Wonder head thing when I'm blackout and singing. I call it Stevie Wondering | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:31:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: No wait I SERIOUSLY thought Willie Nelson was dead. | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:19:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Didn't yack. Great success! | Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:15:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin wasted at the German restaurant and ordered some fat sausage for my fat face. | Sunday, January 26, 2014 1:33:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:50:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The POS in this bar is running on Windows XP. For fucks sake. It's 2014, not 2002 | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:48:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm wasted | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:42:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure I was just driven by a milNOTf with BAC of .20 | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:30:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Jesus Mary on the Christ" | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:27:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The driver "You're such a fuckin pussy bitch" | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:23:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure a mother I wouldn't like to fuck is diving us | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:20:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. If a cop pulls us over, we're fucked | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:18:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Went to close my tab. Bar said I owed nothing. Said I had three drinks for karma but like 4 peeps drank on my tab. Enjoyyyyy | Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:13:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain how I shattered a glass while I was drinking it and didn't notice | Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:35:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I read some people's Twitters and they're so sad... I'm so grateful for everything. Also shouts to gma. I'm in her old hood. | Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:19:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Honest to God. This is more fun than I ever had at the Grape with the exception of the night of graduation | Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:17:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd probably pay $100 for a Johnny-fuck-me-up right now. Would get me wasted @MalJNew | Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:54:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec. Are the girls naked in Robin Thicke's blurred lines video, or is it just because I'm at a gay bar and its acceptable? | Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:58:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love the aunties! | Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:53:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only for tabco use http://t.co/ks53qwWnow | Saturday, January 25, 2014 8:29:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MichaelShatin: "Savage Garden is playing at my wedding" | Saturday, January 25, 2014 8:03:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Savage Garden is on? Haven't heard that since the 90s. I'm getting hammered tonight | Saturday, January 25, 2014 8:02:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good thing the gf is cool. Found out I follow @JenSelter on my other twitter account and was like... I saw asses everywhere | Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:35:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bartenders story about playing the bongos on a chicks ass completely blackout almost made me piss myself | Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:23:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Dillenger wings. I might cum | Saturday, January 25, 2014 6:46:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me: "It's 20°F right now." Pops: "Yeah, they said it was going to roast today" | Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:03:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam too busy doing radio to blog In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2014 7:23:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Possible Super Bowl date change because of the weather? Fucking pussies. This country has gone soft | Friday, January 24, 2014 7:08:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is this cocksucker metro north train stopped. Go you piece of shit | Friday, January 24, 2014 6:46:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its cool though. I turned it around. If not I'd drop dead of a heart attack at 35 | Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:19:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its like 12 out and I've been walking for 20 mins. No hat. No gloves. Not even cold. Fuckin psycho | Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:12:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And FUCK the fucking MTA http://t.co/9mN7A2Iqbb | Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:02:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like all I do in this god forsaken city is stand in ducking crowds on fucking trains. New York sucks | Thursday, January 23, 2014 8:59:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The MTA took 30 years off my life | Thursday, January 23, 2014 8:51:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Okay, @maljnew stole my tablet and tweeted that. Although I cannot confirm nor deny the last statement | Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:54:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| One time I pooped my pants. Man it was so cool. | Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:49:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
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