9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Climate and weather are two different things you jagoff ignoramus https://t.co/Y1jDVxfa4I | Wednesday, January 30, 2019 11:09:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get your kids vaccinated, you stupid fucks. What if your dumbass antivaxxer ways killed a sick, innocent cancer patient with no immune system? Washington is under a state of emergency as measles cases rise @CNN https://t.co/o1MgH8qUOm | Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:58:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC: you're a goddamn asshole Sorry, Ajit: Comcast lowered cable investment despite net neutrality repeal https://t.co/dap1ha1NYH | Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:35:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope the fucks doing this electrocute themselves https://t.co/wFAdlF15Y9 via @Teslarati | Saturday, January 26, 2019 7:21:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Doesn't even have a security stripe in it. Everyone is going to think I'm passing around bad bills. And what if it is fake. Do I just lose $100? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, January 25, 2019 7:19:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BankofAmerica one of your ATMs gave me a $100 bill from 1977. You have some nerve putting these in there. Pull them out of circulation. Everyone thinks they're fake. I couldn't even deposit it back because it thought it was fake. | Friday, January 25, 2019 7:18:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get this old white asshole out of my state https://t.co/WYUpxnWnjf | Wednesday, January 23, 2019 8:27:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The moon was great tonight | Monday, January 21, 2019 2:51:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Peple have had enough with that shithole. Only problem is, ya can't get a decent slice of pizza elsewhere https://t.co/dddsCAeqdc | Saturday, January 19, 2019 3:26:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq | Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:37:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now I know why old people can't be bothered with this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:50:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit | Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:45:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @AjitPaiFCC YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB, SIR. THE FCC IS NOT SHUT DOWN. YOU ARE A MISERABLE FAILURE CORPORATE SHILL https://t.co/HUpNpNWjRp | Tuesday, January 15, 2019 9:55:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BrendanCarrFCC Dude tries to destroy the internet and expects to get honored?! Get lost In reply to @BrendanCarrFCC's tweet | Tuesday, January 08, 2019 3:11:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I never heard of a Peloton before but all of a sudden it's all the rage. I think it's dumb af. So you have to pay like $2000 for a bike AND a monthly fee? | Thursday, January 03, 2019 10:18:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fuckin jagoff @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/BXlf52LwiC | Wednesday, January 02, 2019 5:30:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm the fuckin worst at beer pong. Legit hit 2 cups all 2019. Well. I have 17 years to practice before been okays. Gotta be a cool pops | Tuesday, January 01, 2019 3:18:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've walked "not a number" miles today! @internetofshit https://t.co/TO7jclm4mF | Monday, December 31, 2018 10:09:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of fucking morons over at the @epa. The EPA is in favor of giving people cancer. #eatadick https://t.co/IXiZxcMO1e | Saturday, December 29, 2018 11:20:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shame on @WebMD's dumpster fire website. They must detect if you have an adblocker and continually aggressively try to load ads. Ublock stopped 700 of them on one page in 2 minutes and they keep trying to load more! Froze my entire browser | Thursday, December 27, 2018 8:44:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The new @googlechrome UI looks like hideous asshole, and they removed the flag to use the old UI. | Thursday, December 27, 2018 5:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google AI is whack. What part of wishing each other Merry Christmas warrants a happy birthday reply? Frosty? https://t.co/80WH3u5jmV | Tuesday, December 25, 2018 12:15:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @netflix how do I turn this crap off? https://t.co/F3Gf42uSKA | Saturday, December 15, 2018 11:02:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @marygayscanlon thank you! https://t.co/SEriGwFjmv In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, December 13, 2018 9:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shame on you for campaigning for Net Neutrality here: https://t.co/1dy3BCijkK And then deleting that page after getting paid by ISPs. Money talks. Shit walks. You are CROOKED In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:19:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? | Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU | Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @AjitPaiFCC you're a goddamn fraud. Eat a dick | Tuesday, December 04, 2018 12:39:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm over here watching Jersey Shore Reunion with my parents and my mom's calling Vinny a wimp because Angelina wants a pounding and he won't bang her #whatismylife #whoarethesepeople | Sunday, December 02, 2018 11:04:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Every single year when it turns December, I always play Linkin Park - My December, and every single year, my wife laughs at me and calls me an emo. | Saturday, December 01, 2018 11:39:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New. York. Shitty! | Thursday, November 29, 2018 11:41:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Out at the bar and my boy's bragging about how his woman is picking him up in her jag #showoff | Thursday, November 29, 2018 10:08:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Yep. I read they have no way to enforce it for out of state drivers | Thursday, November 29, 2018 7:16:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| BARRY O KNOWS WTF IS UP. Fucking politics, man. You have two sides living in two different fantasy worlds (but one side is also dumb af) https://t.co/EuKg9bPBhr | Wednesday, November 28, 2018 11:42:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 "Too many turnstyle jumpers not being prosecuted so we need to raise fares and tolls" #eatadickMTA | Wednesday, November 28, 2018 11:16:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC... We need to get better interwebs in Columbus. Look at how good this is https://t.co/AzIAccgn43 | Wednesday, November 28, 2018 11:08:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lued_y You let 5 dogs starve to death? Kill yourself. | Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Something has to be done about how buggy everything is these days. Google, Android, Microsoft... Nothing fucking works right. https://t.co/GxMZbsfoAU https://t.co/qATBCUmhze | Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:28:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RMerlinDev Do you think this will be Asus' new flagship, like the 68u and 86u? I have an 87u and it is very apparent they don't care about updating it to 384. I want to get a model where they actively develop the firmware for it for years In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Sunday, November 25, 2018 3:37:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No. It cannot https://t.co/AnmoGL9Den | Sunday, November 25, 2018 3:26:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This dude: "Hold my beer" https://t.co/IuAhCSaTt4 | Sunday, November 25, 2018 1:52:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump You're a big dummy https://t.co/eTnvm25YO7 In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Saturday, November 24, 2018 9:22:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A very disappointed ❌ichigan fan just walked out of the spa and his voice sounded like they cancelled Christmas | Saturday, November 24, 2018 3:16:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We get it, we get it.... The @NYCTSubway is a cesspool shithole #oldnews https://t.co/OxARhb3h92 | Saturday, November 24, 2018 12:34:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable. https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e | Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Send the fucking bitch who did this to these poor dogs foot first through a wood chipper: https://t.co/KS0VYTxgui | Tuesday, November 20, 2018 7:07:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Freddy brought over the idiotic Juul like we're in friggin high school. I'm too old for this shit | Sunday, November 18, 2018 8:28:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If this is true, Zuck is savage af https://t.co/74ToO2Rq4r | Thursday, November 15, 2018 2:11:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Speedtest How can I report that a default server being chosen has inaccurate speeds. Other servers I select show my true speed. It should not be suggested anymore. It's reporting 30mbps when all others show me at 117mbps | Monday, November 12, 2018 2:22:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| jfc now it's Niclelback In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, November 11, 2018 10:04:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at Walmart and they're playing Creed. Need to reevaluate my life | Sunday, November 11, 2018 9:57:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Ask_Spectrum hey there's a Nationwide spectrum outage right now. Want to acknowledge it on your Twitter? | Friday, November 09, 2018 1:57:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Spectrum is a fucking terrible ISP... Nationwide outage (again), prices increasing, and it's $65/month for 100mbps that doesn't go faster than 80mbps and they claim there's nothing else they can do to get it to reach the advertised speeds Hey @AjitPaiFCC - eat a dick, fuckface | Friday, November 09, 2018 1:54:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC: go fuck yourself! https://t.co/07BfQwzklD | Monday, November 05, 2018 10:17:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo where's my neighbor driving off to at this hour? It's almost 3am on a weeknight in the middle of suburbia. Guy's literally an older white dude who shut off all his lights to keep trick or treaters away. What could he possibly be doing? | Thursday, November 01, 2018 2:43:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @googlechrome how about fixing the blatantly obvious bug where there is no cursor in the address bar on Android 9 on my Pixel 2 | Wednesday, October 31, 2018 7:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Slack is using 45% CPU In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 3:24:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw) In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:37:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| We are so technologically advanced as a society, yet nothing fucking has good user experience and I'm motherfucking sick of it. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:36:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint. Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted. Everyone can eat a dick In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:33:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone . In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Waze and Android Auto? Garbage UX and bugs Samsung Smart TVs? Beautiful displays, garbage software Google Play Movies sends me a note that the upgraded a movie to 4K for free. And it doesn't fucking play In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:28:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it! | Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog and I just farted on each other | Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:24:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Run em over, I say! Ain't got no time for delaying millions of people https://t.co/bgGd5JcWON | Monday, October 22, 2018 10:26:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Call the waaaaambulance! 🚑🚑 @comcast https://t.co/cwoLlLrWdY | Wednesday, October 17, 2018 2:05:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm in a fight with fuckin Spectrum again for providing speeds 20-50 Mbps lower than they promise. Getting the absolute runaround | Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:03:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, CC | Tuesday, October 09, 2018 8:18:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F'in Spectrum. Paying $65/month for 100/10... Just found out WOW is in my area and can get 300/20 for $50 Plus, haven't been breaking over 80mbps lately. Wtf | Tuesday, October 09, 2018 10:18:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Astros over the Dodgers in 6 | Monday, October 08, 2018 10:21:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's too goddamn hot in October these days. Fuckssake @EPA @GOP and @realDonaldTrump you climate change denying cunts https://t.co/U84MP7Zaci | Sunday, October 07, 2018 8:32:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| jfc with the guy that threw beer on that A's fan. Be classier, Yankees fans. We already have a bad rep for being assholes. | Friday, October 05, 2018 1:01:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| LUKE MOFUGGIN VOIT. Looks like a dude who gave his mother a hard time growing up. https://t.co/no6mrTZMA4 | Wednesday, October 03, 2018 10:41:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump eat a dick https://t.co/NZuJHFKZ5w | Wednesday, October 03, 2018 2:18:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN | Sunday, September 30, 2018 3:05:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New York City: Always Be Top Shelf | Thursday, September 27, 2018 9:20:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw | Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ Almighty... I had one Fin Du Monde 9% abv beer on an empty stomach and I'm tipsy because I gave up being an alcoholic years ago. #lightweight | Friday, September 21, 2018 4:12:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/R5Ilezibx5 In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, September 13, 2018 2:00:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ajit Pai is an asshole | Monday, September 10, 2018 8:35:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Guava Nerds taste like vomit | Sunday, September 09, 2018 4:53:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Fantasy_Mania Send me that sausage and pepp! In reply to @Fantasy_Mania's tweet | Sunday, September 02, 2018 6:36:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn | Sunday, August 26, 2018 6:51:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs! https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL | Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Surely that wall will keep the bastards out tho! https://t.co/6gnIv5Allt | Friday, August 24, 2018 12:37:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't go on anymore. Too exhausted In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:19:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Trump: "Beautiful clean coal" Yeah, for sure those three words all tie together nicely. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:03:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think our President alluded that the WV Governor had a big dick based on how tall he was and called him "the largest, most beautiful man" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:01:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I was watching the Trump West Virginia rally. It's entertainment. Reality TV at it's finest. You can't even make it up. Literally on the floor laughing at how absurd everything is In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 22, 2018 2:32:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The inbred-ness of the West Virginia people at yesterday's Trump rally is off the charts ridiculous, laugh out loud funny. These people are an embarrassment to the USA. Kick the entire state out of the Union! | Wednesday, August 22, 2018 2:20:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it | Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all. There are too many absurd things happing in the world right now for me to satirize on here. I can't vanish from the Twitterverse now. Cuncel my Twitter leave. | Friday, August 17, 2018 1:34:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'll be taking a break from here for a bit again. Cya in the future. | Wednesday, August 15, 2018 1:23:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Suck it @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/lGfkE786Ih | Monday, August 13, 2018 6:16:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Send @AjitPaiFCC straight into the sun on this rocket! https://t.co/7zRo6ViQrG | Sunday, August 12, 2018 10:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you @MonsantoCo !!! | Friday, August 10, 2018 8:45:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @EPAAWheeler @EPA You're a bunch of morons In reply to @EPAAWheeler's tweet | Friday, August 10, 2018 4:27:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all just need to get the fuck out of there. The entire metro area. Just leave. Pure savagery. https://t.co/Aj1Cxw7Xjy | Friday, August 10, 2018 4:16:29 AM | Twitter for Android |