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Good. @AjitPaiFCC can eat a dick

California net neutrality bill that AT&T hates is coming to New York, too

https://t.co/opvoHxLaTL 		Tuesday, May 01, 2018 10:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
There's only one solution to this. Canada must force the US to build a border wall!

https://t.co/mit7EvKFUv 		Saturday, April 28, 2018 6:07:51 PMTwitter for Android
I want a cheeseburger Friday, April 27, 2018 11:59:10 PMTwitter for Android
Rachet. Rachet is a better word
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, April 24, 2018 9:13:57 PMTwitter for Android
Betances stinks Tuesday, April 24, 2018 8:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
This bird bitch is savage af https://t.co/pAtQcp1rlJ Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:22:47 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I love free, clean energy!
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, April 24, 2018 5:06:51 PMTwitter for Android
Ain't no way this show is for real. My favorite is the bimbo "nurse" who wanted to splint and send a dude to orthopedics for a fractured penis.

And I turned it off
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, April 23, 2018 6:50:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watching "Sex Sent me to the ER" because it's free on Prime and

1) It's as bad as I thought
2) I need to reevaluate my life 		Monday, April 23, 2018 6:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
Oh shit they were hustling for money. Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
There's a kid riding three stacked unicycles in a parking lot without a helmet and I'm so nervous you guys. Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:36:46 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC nice pick you fuckin crooked bastard. Resign.

https://t.co/D0opMnjwTX 		Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:36:22 AMTwitter for Android
Ok, we've gotta being back Pop Up Video. Stat. Friday, April 13, 2018 9:33:35 AMTwitter for Android
Just slid into the wife's DMs. We have to keep up with the young millennial trends so we're not seen as being old af Friday, April 13, 2018 9:19:31 AMTwitter for Android
"@pandoramusic knows where the clit is" -@MalJNew Thursday, April 12, 2018 7:50:15 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees stink Tuesday, April 10, 2018 9:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC is a cunt Saturday, April 07, 2018 8:03:00 PMTwitter for Android
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines Saturday, April 07, 2018 6:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not very sober rn jussayin. Not at all Saturday, April 07, 2018 6:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
I mean I guess the dicks are fine but whoever ❤️s meth? Not a good look. Real bad look. https://t.co/AO3K7Y103d Saturday, April 07, 2018 5:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
Yo someone hook me up with tickets to the Ja Rule/Ashanti show? Saturday, April 07, 2018 4:08:00 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.

But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. 		Saturday, April 07, 2018 3:37:18 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Coal is garbage dunce
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, April 06, 2018 6:15:36 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump you stupid idiot. You suppisedly went to Wharton? Idk about you but DSB told me that international trade was important. Your trade wars are crashing all my stocks ya fuckin buffoon. Friday, April 06, 2018 6:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
With the exception of the food, this entire city can go fuck itself Friday, April 06, 2018 5:32:33 PMTwitter for Android
Makes me laugh when things say "unleaded fuel only." It's 2018, who the fuck puts lead in gas anymore Friday, April 06, 2018 5:02:23 PMTwitter for Android
Place sux https://t.co/J6z2CcMlUC Friday, April 06, 2018 3:25:26 PMTwitter for Android
rm -rf ya_ugly_face Friday, April 06, 2018 2:50:36 PMTwitter for Android
Lol, the USA, formerly the greatest country in the world, has a president that pays off porn stars he banged to shut up and crashes global economies by starting infantile trade wars.

Hillary's emails tho 🙄 		Friday, April 06, 2018 1:22:40 AMTwitter for Android
Hey MTA, let's move the train out of the station already. It's not a parking lot. Thursday, April 05, 2018 7:03:05 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, April 04, 2018 9:54:03 AMTwitter for Android
Omg I was talking about my Luna dog, duh Tuesday, April 03, 2018 10:11:11 PMTwitter for Android
My girl is too civilized and mannerly to pee on tiny tree patches or sidewalks Tuesday, April 03, 2018 10:10:45 PMTwitter for Android
There is zero grass in Astoria. Zero. Cero. She has no ass clue where to pee and poo Tuesday, April 03, 2018 10:09:32 PMTwitter for Android
See, in my older age, idgaf as much about drinking, but they don't have Papaya Dog or dollar pizza in Ohio doe. So jussayin. #getnycfoodinmybelly Monday, April 02, 2018 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC Saturday, March 31, 2018 4:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump, will you stop being a dumb motherfucker about foreign trade wars. You're making my stock crash you dipshit Saturday, March 24, 2018 12:21:52 AMTwitter for Android
You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him! Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 It's either an iPhone or the Pixel 2. Nothing else. If you can wait until the fall, Pixel 3 or next iPhone. But a Pixel 2 is my favorite and will still be pretty future proof. And has a boss camera. You'll just need to deal without iMessage.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, March 17, 2018 3:14:00 AMTwitter for Android
Nest's algorithm to give you a leaf is SO full of shit. They reward you leaves for leaving your house and auto-setting your HVAC to eco mode, but the days I ran the least heat, I didn't get a leaf? Wat? https://t.co/uaCxHhKsWZ Saturday, March 17, 2018 3:11:40 AMTwitter for Android
@LatestAnonNews @AjitPaiFCC @BrendanCarrFCC @mikeofcc U guys punish them yet?
In reply to @LatestAnonNews's tweet
Friday, March 09, 2018 12:28:19 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/aO5Q1m0zqY
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 09, 2018 12:24:52 AMTwitter for Android
See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7 Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AMTwitter for Android
Wild

"Tattoo You: Immune System Cells Help Keep Ink In Its Place" https://t.co/Zxv5Glf4Kz #science #feedly 		Thursday, March 08, 2018 11:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Idiotic bastards https://t.co/YOsopl8L0r Wednesday, March 07, 2018 9:28:49 PMTwitter for Android
Test Monday, March 05, 2018 11:04:08 AMTwitter for Android
@NWSBoston But @realDonaldTrump doesn't think global warming is real tho
In reply to @NWSBoston's tweet
Saturday, March 03, 2018 12:52:21 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @APrecourt you greedy sellout jagoff. #savethecrew
https://t.co/ricSPPUmHi 		Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
I just took a shot of lemoncello and Jesus f'in Christ that wasn't supposed to be a shot. It was a sippy drink. #babbfest Saturday, February 24, 2018 10:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
@mikeofcc @FCC Your decisions are harmful to consumers.
In reply to @mikeofcc's tweet
Saturday, February 24, 2018 1:46:54 AMTwitter for Android
@BrendanCarrFCC Does it cost an extra $24.99 per month to access any non Sinclair content?
In reply to @BrendanCarrFCC's tweet
Saturday, February 24, 2018 1:43:29 AMTwitter for Android
Like is this a dream? Please let this be an Onion article
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 23, 2018 11:05:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck every single part of this story. I hope @AjitPaiFCC dies by firing squad. Fuck him and fuck the NRA. https://t.co/dd4j2Ksu2f Friday, February 23, 2018 10:59:15 PMTwitter for Android
What do you think Sisqó looks like now? Friday, February 23, 2018 10:29:03 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC smells Wednesday, February 21, 2018 9:05:49 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Blasphemy! According to this (unverified) Twitter account, I'm the only Dr. Joe.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, February 21, 2018 8:58:42 PMTwitter for Android
So the crazy Russian bastards were accused of doping during curling. How does one do PEDs for curling? Like does it make you scrub the ice harder or some shit? Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:03:34 PMTwitter for Android
Manageengine Service Desk Plus is absolute dog shit software... Friday, February 16, 2018 1:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
Is it just me, or is Elon Musk a cocky douche launching a Tesla into space? I mean it's a cool technological feat, but fuckssake, all that money could have helped elsewhere. Wednesday, February 07, 2018 2:26:28 AMTwitter for Android
Philly is a trash city with trash people Sunday, February 04, 2018 7:01:14 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfucker https://t.co/crI1Lz3ZK7 Monday, January 22, 2018 8:02:38 PMTwitter for Android
She also blew coke up her butthole. Not my style but not judging
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, January 20, 2018 2:24:13 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.. I know it's totally different, but Stevie Nicks once said that if she was doing a duet with a dude, she was doing that dude. So valid question.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, January 20, 2018 2:23:28 PMTwitter for Android
Do you think Fat Joe and Ashanti ever banged? Saturday, January 20, 2018 2:19:24 PMTwitter for Android
Fat Joe and Ashanti ftw. I'm back in the early 2000s like it's my job

#8thgradebostontrip 		Saturday, January 20, 2018 1:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
U got it bad just came on at this bottomless Brunch I'm at and OMG, what a prime jam. If you're not singing with it, you're a fool. Saturday, January 20, 2018 1:05:32 PMTwitter for Android
Your* autocorrect
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, January 14, 2018 10:11:05 AMTwitter for Android
Wifey was getting real nervous the more powerslides I wanted to do in the snow Saturday, January 13, 2018 10:07:35 PMTwitter for Android
La Bouche is gonna be in Columbus and if you don't think I'll be at that show, you're out you're mind Saturday, January 13, 2018 9:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
I'm doing a 90s power hour and I've got one takeaway... We've gotta get Carson Daily to host a power hour Saturday, January 13, 2018 9:28:31 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
Dumbass @AjitPaiFCC not going to CES because he's a goddamn pussy Wednesday, January 03, 2018 7:31:46 PMTwitter for Android
Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PMTwitter for Android
"your eyes are like multiples" - wifey Tuesday, January 02, 2018 10:57:07 PMTwitter for Android
#theresnocryinginbaseball #noteverychildsawinner Tuesday, January 02, 2018 10:37:18 PMTwitter for Android
I'm drinking at Dave Grohl's fav bar in NOLA so blow me Tuesday, January 02, 2018 8:35:18 PMTwitter for Android
Idk wtf that tweet shit was about https://t.co/ZEa9prcphn Friday, December 29, 2017 11:00:03 PMTwitter for Android
B. .nc,,chf.x😂 💯🇦🇺🇦🇮(+_+)=_=Here's The Most Damning Report Yet On Why The New York City Subway Is Terrible https://t.co/hbogvYLWZQ Friday, December 29, 2017 10:59:25 PMTwitter for Android
They're trying to make me eat food but I don't want food. Food's for the sobers Friday, December 29, 2017 4:52:18 PMTwitter for Android
Rihanna fucks Friday, December 29, 2017 3:54:42 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. The bands covering Petty and I'm borderline emotional because he legit wanted to retire from touring to hang out with his granddaughter after his tour this year #RIP Friday, December 29, 2017 2:41:59 PMTwitter for Android
Naw'lins motherfuckersssss Friday, December 29, 2017 2:21:22 PMTwitter for Android
"tears of the dead soul of the children of the damned" is what is in my drink, according to the bartender who I can't tell if he's joking or not, said he does crack rock. I picked the right dive bar... Thursday, December 28, 2017 11:45:53 PMTwitter for Android
I think I'm bringing this account back on the grounds that I'm going to have to report on all the debauchery. Wedding/ New Year weekend in New Orleans. Thursday, December 28, 2017 4:20:58 PMTwitter for Android
There are a bunch of farting frat bros on this plane behind me Thursday, December 28, 2017 4:15:30 PMTwitter for Android
Waited in the security line with the poors. Didn't realize my ticket had tsa pre check. #fail Thursday, December 28, 2017 3:49:00 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC This is rude. You are the worst human being ever. Explain yourself https://t.co/PVeOueK0Vn Saturday, December 16, 2017 1:31:34 PMTwitter for Android
We've got a bunch of middle aged Jersey housewife cougs at the bar who are trying to take home all the young guys Friday, December 15, 2017 12:11:08 AMTwitter for Android
I'm dead. Actually dead. I'm still hammered Thursday, December 14, 2017 8:12:46 AMTwitter for Android
Twitter banned me from naughty words and they can blow me. Fuck you @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/UAB2cbfOwo Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:00:57 AMTwitter for Android
@exjon @AjitPaiFCC @USATODAY No one likes you, ya piece of shit corporate shill
In reply to @exjon's tweet
Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:45:11 AMTwitter for Android
Sry not sry. Had to brag about my DSB experience to the suits Wednesday, December 13, 2017 10:15:09 PMTwitter for Android
I hate bars with restroom attendiants. This place had a shitty sink sensor and I called the guy out on it and he called me back out for not using it right #blowme Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:54:55 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC die Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:43:35 PMTwitter for Android
Pony just came on at the work party so players gon' fuck tonight Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:40:35 PMTwitter for Android
This Twitter account is garbage. It spreads negativity, hatred and makes me a toxic person. No one needs that. Spread love. I'm out. Saturday, September 16, 2017 3:49:20 AMTwitter for Android
You guys STINK. Samsung just released a security patch to a 2014 S5 and my phone hasn't been patched since 12/2016 https://t.co/H3Ne1nhxQH Thursday, September 14, 2017 11:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
@MotorolaUS Also, they never uodate anything. Phone's vulnerable af to hacks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 11:26:09 PMTwitter for Android
@MotorolaUS Anne, you're probably coo, but your idiot designers should have put a USB C port instead. The phone stinks. It didn't hold up 2 years
In reply to @MotorolaUS's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 11:25:37 PMTwitter for Android