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@BarstoolHubbs They'll never lose again
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 11:10:26 PMTwitter for Android
Indians are never gonna lose again Thursday, September 14, 2017 11:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
At a Van Morrison show and that player is dapper af. Sparkly striped suit and green bowtie. F'in a! Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:21:11 PMTwitter for Android
Suck a dick Motorola https://t.co/Luf4SVQH0x Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:47:11 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at this place Two Bits in Nashville and these tater tots fuck Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
@Skype you guys are silly. I can't open this protocol on Android https://t.co/CDJ3MPBMcX Thursday, September 14, 2017 3:31:55 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Too busy making 500 new models than to support older phones? Eat a dick, I'm getting a Pixel.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:14:22 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Way to update it too, assholes. Last security patch was 12/2016 and the OS is two years old. Fuck off
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS What kind of piece of shit phone breaks all my charging cables after 2 weeks? They legit work everywhere else except my phone and "break"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Hey @MotorolaUS you know what October 4th is? The day I get to buy a Pixel 2 and get rid of this piece of shit Moto X Pure 2015
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
I am about to go on an all out rampage against @lenovo / @MotorolaUS Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:07:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Rockies Actually, Twitter stores uploaded gifs as mp4 videos.
In reply to @Rockies's tweet
Sunday, September 10, 2017 12:07:23 AMTwitter for Android
@Equifax @Equifax stinks
In reply to @Equifax's tweet
Saturday, September 09, 2017 1:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
Bob Johnson

615 39 3321 https://t.co/1Z8a6mrK6L 		Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:36:32 AMTwitter for Android
My Lyft smells like pizza and now I want pizza except Columbus pizza sucks Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:06:06 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @Ticketmaster... Blow me Friday, September 08, 2017 8:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
It's 9:35 PM and for fucks sake I already forgot to close my tab at the bar Thursday, September 07, 2017 9:39:44 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers. Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PMTwitter for Android
The po po are out in full force this weekend https://t.co/whi7uvsE87 Sunday, September 03, 2017 12:33:11 PMTwitter for Android
I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx Friday, September 01, 2017 2:22:12 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @RealMichaelKay way to jinx CC. Thursday, August 31, 2017 8:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
My phone battery stinks. Literally dies in 4 hours of mixed use. Donde esta @madebygoogle Pixel 2? Thursday, August 31, 2017 6:55:57 PMTwitter for Android
This is absurd. Put the judge and the plaintiffs through a wood chipper for this nonsense: https://t.co/A3YKT2jpGn Thursday, August 31, 2017 6:53:50 PMTwitter for Android
Did Twitter flag me for going on a rampage against Vizio? Doubtful. Got the warning RIGHT after telling the fcc chairman and AT&T to f off Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:40:41 AMTwitter for Android
Welp, I was just placed on the Twitter abuser's list. https://t.co/e7C9rz4bWd Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:32:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck @ATT and that sellout prick @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/PIbTTHNnYg Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:29:07 AMTwitter for Android
"My boss broke a bottle of Crown Royale. But she strained the broken glass out and now we have it in a plastic cup written on in sharpie" Wednesday, August 30, 2017 11:07:24 PMTwitter for Android
When the Sox sweep the Yanks, I will officially cuncel da season Wednesday, August 30, 2017 9:39:21 PMTwitter for Android
My job sucks 12 cocks Wednesday, August 30, 2017 8:36:55 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, August 28, 2017 9:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Nobody knows how many errors have been committed Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:44:17 PMTwitter for Android
Wow. The Mariners are legit booting the ball around like little Leaguers. I was that bad in the field. Holy moly Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
The Mariners stink Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:39:14 PMTwitter for Android
Also clarifying... I drank the whole bottle https://t.co/zXPsTRaETl Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:38:45 PMTwitter for Android
This is very true. Drank a bottle of it before heading to a Buffett show in 2016 with @RockNationRadio https://t.co/sF75mLY33M Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:37:23 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, I just made Luna cry because I played a video of moms and she got excited but she's not back yet Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:59:42 AMTwitter for Android
What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs Send him to the sun
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Friday, August 25, 2017 10:56:24 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC Friday, August 25, 2017 8:07:06 PMTwitter for Android
These silly players week Yankee uniforms look absurd Friday, August 25, 2017 8:05:52 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy. Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
I just watched What The Health and

1) I'm never eating anything again
2) EVERYTHING causes cancer 		Friday, August 25, 2017 12:10:52 AMTwitter for Android
El Gary on absolute fire flames 🔥🔥🔥 Absolutely dirty with risp rn Wednesday, August 23, 2017 7:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm drunk and my phones at like 5% and I have to go through like 5 layovers so I'll be back in CBus at like 12am u guys. Monday, August 21, 2017 5:41:35 PMTwitter for Android
But like, i do https://t.co/pP2x1h4Rpr Monday, August 21, 2017 5:36:41 PMTwitter for Android
I have like 65 rips in my shorts and I'm drunk and going through airport security and I don't have anything to hide you guys Monday, August 21, 2017 5:36:21 PMTwitter for Android
Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
My phone stinks Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:30:04 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4 Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off. Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AMTwitter for Android
Put Chapman on suicide watch Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Chapman Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
Actually wasn't too bad. And no I'm not in airplane mode. https://t.co/y2BLzg1hQe Friday, August 18, 2017 2:27:44 PMTwitter for Android
Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke 		Friday, August 18, 2017 2:26:47 PMTwitter for Android
It's been 10 minutes already in the slums of @LGAairport and we've traveled a whopping 40 feet outside the gate https://t.co/y2BLzgiSHM Friday, August 18, 2017 2:16:36 PMTwitter for Android
How long do you think we will wait in line for a free runway for takeoff here at inept @LGAairport Friday, August 18, 2017 2:08:04 PMTwitter for Android
Heard my delay was because third world shithole @LGAairport didn't have enough hangars and they couldn't do the maintenance out in the rain Friday, August 18, 2017 2:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
I've just upgraded myself to Comfort+ on my own without asking. Suck it Delta Friday, August 18, 2017 2:01:48 PMTwitter for Android
This greasy, nasty tasting pizza Delta gave us for free b/c of 5 hr delay was so vile, I washed my hands 3 times and still smell rancid oils Friday, August 18, 2017 1:47:33 PMTwitter for Android
They literally lost our plane. The plane is missing. LaGuardia is as third world as it gets. Friday, August 18, 2017 12:18:47 PMTwitter for Android
Why is there no recycling in Terminal C of garbage dump @LGAairport ? Friday, August 18, 2017 12:01:23 PMTwitter for Android
Why am I saying dude so much? Friday, August 18, 2017 12:24:07 AMTwitter for Android
Dude. I don't miss standing in this fuckin sewer waiting for a broken down metal box. Friday, August 18, 2017 12:17:30 AMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin New York. My tab sucks cocks https://t.co/KCAg7khnbF Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:59:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey's already breaking glasses at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:35:20 PMTwitter for Android
That feeling when the Mets get swept by the Yankees https://t.co/0T485Wlt1r Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:32:00 PMTwitter for Android
Philly cheesesteaks from Wood & Ales in NYC fuck Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:57:39 PMTwitter for Android
I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95 Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
Mothafuckin El Gary with a bomb off the Little league Mets Thursday, August 17, 2017 7:23:37 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PMTwitter for Android
Hard at work, with my dirty assed kicks all over their grillmix https://t.co/G7mseOXyv8 Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:43:04 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty plausible prediction from July 2016... The dumb motherfucker https://t.co/OerUsPZZOn Wednesday, August 16, 2017 10:03:17 AMTwitter for Android
Steel drums fuck Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:02:40 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon LTE still sucks 12 cocks at Jones Beach. Fucks sake guys Tuesday, August 15, 2017 7:22:22 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @VZWSupport fix Jones Beach. https://t.co/jFhRZlys0G Tuesday, August 15, 2017 3:22:46 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Verizon wireless speeds suck balls at Jones Beach rn. Come on Tuesday, August 15, 2017 3:09:15 PMTwitter for Android
Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one Monday, August 14, 2017 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
Also, whoever abandoned this sweet girl needs to be fed feet first through a wood chipper https://t.co/REIGhFlTLj Monday, August 14, 2017 9:25:12 PMTwitter for Android
Guys I made a huge mistake. I read this article and now I'm bawling https://t.co/sgslt5ICAY Monday, August 14, 2017 9:22:13 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Yo Clancy how's Judge doing?
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Monday, August 14, 2017 9:05:13 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
Welcome to shithole LaGuardia... Rather than taxiing to the gate, we've parked the plane and are being gassed out by jet fuel. Monday, August 14, 2017 9:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
Thank you to the bachelor party group for giving me my new favorite mob nickname: Joey Jorts Sunday, August 13, 2017 8:58:57 PMTwitter for Android
The second we crossed the border from Kentucky into Cincinnati, an incredible stench entered the car. Like worse than Jersey Sunday, August 13, 2017 8:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
Front desk just called us on a noise complaint because we dragged a body on a futon from one room to another. That body was Bob passed out Sunday, August 13, 2017 3:22:14 AMTwitter for Android
There's a guy in the clurb with a beater on. Dafuq is this...? me? Sunday, August 13, 2017 1:03:25 AMTwitter for Android
At a bachelor party with my boys in NC and I'm being as gay as possible at this club bc that state hates the gays which is bs. Sunday, August 13, 2017 12:25:07 AMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Your religion and skin color don't matter. All that matters is if you bleed red, white, & blue and believe in peaceful freedo… Saturday, August 12, 2017 11:39:48 PMTwitter for Android
@Fantasy_Mania I will pour one out for you guys and eat some sausage and peppers in ol' North Caroline'
In reply to @Fantasy_Mania's tweet
Saturday, August 12, 2017 11:43:39 AMTwitter for Android
It's 8:53 am and I'm fuckin hammered right now. Fuckin Bob's moonshine... Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
I feel like absolute death rn Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:45:27 AMTwitter for Android
I forgot I tweeted this like two seconds ago https://t.co/FZbnOfALRC Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:40:22 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I'm hungover af and this isn't ideal Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:39:53 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I suck balls at drinking and normally can't go hard. But if you ever think I'm the first to go to bed at a bachelor party, you're bs Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:32:46 AMTwitter for Android
I've never really done coke but I've got a guy passed out rn who said he's been on a 3 week coke bender. Liar. Get the fuck awake dude. Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:31:02 AMTwitter for Android