9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Gonna put @KFCBarstool on suicide watch over this 20 inning mets loss. Typical mets... | Saturday, June 08, 2013 7:50:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can do the Robert Plant falsetto like a boss. Get at me bitches | Saturday, June 08, 2013 6:02:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I possibly smell just as bad as Swati or Khodaja right now.... | Saturday, June 08, 2013 6:01:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wasted right now. Couldn't figure out how to get off the escalator | Friday, June 07, 2013 8:57:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Friday, June 07, 2013 8:10:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Big screen TVs, blunts, and bitches | Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:43:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stein's a fuckin baller | Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:41:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already" | Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:31:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew way to smoke joker. U missed two shots | Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:06:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joe Stein is a fuckin baller | Thursday, June 06, 2013 8:16:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Yo. Were going to down the hatch. So uh. Be there or be a dick" | Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:43:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Keep confusing Gabe and George. Oops | Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:34:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude, this room's buzzin. Whoa! It's the great outdoors! | Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:35:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| But he's no Mo.... #ihavechills | Monday, June 03, 2013 10:01:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Love me some Robertson. #mancrushmonday | Monday, June 03, 2013 9:53:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Yo hot dogs? Bah, sausage and peppers! | Monday, June 03, 2013 9:17:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| LOVIN the Swisher chant from the bleacher creatures! Awwwwwwe | Monday, June 03, 2013 7:23:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house. | Monday, June 03, 2013 7:07:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling | Monday, June 03, 2013 7:39:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit | Monday, June 03, 2013 7:34:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up | Monday, June 03, 2013 7:24:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins | Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF | Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:47:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mal just posted bullshit on my twitter. I'm changing my phone passcode | Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:05:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just ate a bag of dicks...delicious. | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:59:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think an old chick just started grinding me | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:33:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. The suns coming up | Sunday, June 02, 2013 4:46:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Quiggs ass looks Luke a bag of wet furs | Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:12:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pimp Juice!!!!! | Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:46:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Coltons dropping dope jams | Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:32:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hood went West Coast | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:58:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo Edgar's a fuckin riot | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:35:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Kwabi is at Sues right now | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:34:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Edgar: "Yo. Fuck this pizza. I need to dance to this jam." | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:23:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Edgar: "This player's my idol" (Regarding Will Smith) | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:19:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Edgar: "Did he just Puerto Rican Day Parade you?" | Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:16:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| King Without a Crown has the most epic bassline. I always end up playing air bass to it | Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:58:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome | Saturday, June 01, 2013 9:57:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's right... @__JLu @kerbear88 http://t.co/IDHSmyD4jU | Saturday, June 01, 2013 8:18:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Led Zeppelin loving cabbie is TIGHT | Saturday, June 01, 2013 1:04:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cabbie is borat | Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:53:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. I'm rootin for Derick and Cho to bang. They're the cutest | Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:32:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail | Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want a lap dance from Antonia | Friday, May 31, 2013 7:50:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I see Texiera is back. His vagina healed nicely. | Friday, May 31, 2013 7:43:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" | Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw | Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Didn't fart or poop myself on this train home #greatsuccess | Friday, May 31, 2013 1:10:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow and call Eric a cuntmunch | Friday, May 31, 2013 1:03:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Had a draft of a tweet that made no sense. Don't even know what I was trying to say | Friday, May 31, 2013 12:48:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @thomaswood http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV #metsaretheworst In reply to @thomaswood's tweet | Friday, May 31, 2013 12:33:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck | Friday, May 31, 2013 12:12:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mad po po in this station. Safe. Yeahhhhh buddy | Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:50:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Julissa was like "GIOOOO how'd you get that tan" and I was like "Went to Vegas bro" | Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:16:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck. In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:41:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So drunk I tried to throw my cup into a speaker instead of a garbage can | Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:39:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm legit scared at what my tab's gonna be at this clip joint assed place. But: #yolo #bdayweekend | Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:35:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gio: "I only give 6s and 7s. Everybody passes" | Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:18:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| freshmen girls: Your mouth can't get pregnant | Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:31:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its totes not 97, but I still hate the heat | Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:52:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is bullshit http://t.co/oUPctyEUY7 | Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:49:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers | Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:34:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure I dropped double what I ate over Memorial Day weekend... This is why I wasn't at my desk all day. | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:24:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some bullshit | Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:37:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fuckin Michael Kay... God damn it... I knew Rivera was fucked the minute he said he was perfect all season | Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:34:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Michael Kay just jinxed Rivera. Mark my words. | Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:30:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can I get some coffee with that iced milk. You fuckin assholes. @DunkinDonuts http://t.co/paSVzwSWwc | Tuesday, May 28, 2013 8:48:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| BYNES!!!!! | Monday, May 27, 2013 9:59:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! ππ | Monday, May 27, 2013 9:50:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Philip ππ | Monday, May 27, 2013 9:12:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean. The only reason Hughes wasn't blown out was because I tweeted he would've been. | Monday, May 27, 2013 9:05:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hughes is pitching tonight? Yanks are fucked | Monday, May 27, 2013 7:21:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 #NoTouching In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Monday, May 27, 2013 4:58:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "What... We didn't make out or anything. I just gave him a blow job" hhhhhh | Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:20:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm in slow motion right now | Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:04:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| She went from Long Beach down to L.A | Saturday, May 25, 2013 9:37:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy | Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:18:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just told a gay I was straight but gay for Dave Grohl. Hhhhhh | Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:13:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh the irony... Tried to call Google Play support from Google voice in gmail but it couldn't detect my mic. #googlefail | Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:02:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend | Friday, May 24, 2013 4:46:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew | Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right? | Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 fuckin shithole In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:12:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #craigsagersuit | Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:47:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @thomaswood touche. In reply to @thomaswood's tweet | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 7:18:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Somehow, it always comes down to this http://t.co/K1DhHxwMi8 | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:42:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Finally, the MTA has done something right. AC on full blast. It's an ice cube in here and I LOVE it! | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:07:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:00:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse | Monday, May 20, 2013 6:58:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| She likes to burn | Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:17:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit and corruption | Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm just the happiest!!!!! | Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec.... Is it narcissistic to jack off to a picture of yourself? I mean look at me. I'm just sayin. Its gotta be fine... | Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:08:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This N train smells like cigarettes and dirty, sweaty sponges | Saturday, May 18, 2013 6:36:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke | Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Relax and take notes | Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:36:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This game is ugly | Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:30:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Xtina: "You God damned slack jawed junk slut" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:06:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mal. Get your black ass to the bar. (Not just an expression. She's got the black badonkadonk) | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Irina to Derick: "You need to smile more in office. I thought you were going to drink my blood. Now you're relaxed" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:21:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "Balls is where they come from" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:48:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the over under Cisco banged Alena when she was visiting us from Kiev? | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:44:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: Breastchester | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:26:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:18:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:23:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:54:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bucky makes some mean 'chos | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight" | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:34:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @wateringholenyc is blasting all the 80s carnal jams. @RockNationRadio wishes he could be here right now | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:17:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Um. Where's my neon girl, jukebox machine? | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:24:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:18:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers | Monday, May 13, 2013 6:45:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean. I'm just having the greatest day. Why not make me miss all my trains. :-) <3 the MTA. The best!!!!! | Monday, May 13, 2013 6:44:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:05:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Mother's Day all you mothers. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:28:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale." | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:27:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude who just got off this train is 100% Draco Malfoy. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:01:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:36:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We don't need no MetroCard we taking cabs home cabs cabs home | Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:11:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ordered a Philly cheasesteak.. Was nom. Then I ordered sliders. I'm a fatty | Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:08:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me to C.J... "she loooooves meat" | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:47:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:43:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think my tolerance is through the roof. Because I can drink all day and never feel hammered | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:42:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want Woody's in my mouth | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick | Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again. | Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:53:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some dude just took a picture of three dudes at the urinal in the passed. Wtf | Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:51:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel | Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention | Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:38:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times! In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA | Friday, May 10, 2013 8:06:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then Im an absolute fucking disgrace" @KFCBarstool | Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:50:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Relief... Floating in a stream | Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:29:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:44:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:38:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cunts | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:14:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #booker #eldiablo | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:14:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:09:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:46:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Daniel can eat a dick | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:36:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:59:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:49:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:23:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:20:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| GIO is my dude also. Real people have my back. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:08:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mad at boss? Just go to the bar and pound beers. Problem solved | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:52:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bitch bring me another beer. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:29:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walk faster cunts | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:58:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Fantasy_Mania Cuncel my fantasy team. | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:28:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do all Armenians' last names end in -ian? | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 9:21:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In a merpy mood caused by giving too many fucks. I shouldn't care. Aka boss man wants to use rpm, I want to compile from source. | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:16:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Private garbage truck in the hood/bx shows up at 11:30. Car backs up and unloads the trunk. Both pull away. Pretty sure that was a body.. | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:37:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 11:15 at night and my grandma decides to make me not one but two peppers and egg sandwiches for lunch tomorrow at work | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:24:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woke up with my boxers on inside out... Wut | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:55:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe. | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:59:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 walking solo in e hood. Hope I don't get robbed In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:44:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| O man. This towns creepy as fuck. Desolate. W/e | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 3:19 am walk home. Might take an hour hhh. At least I'll lose weight exercise | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mals better though | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:14:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me and Danny are sending tongues to Antonia. Hhh | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:13:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CEFOLA I MANZO | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:23:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| FELIZ CUMPLEAΓOS GIOVANI MANZO | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:23:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eet burns? Zat ees how you know you are dreeeenking | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:22:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This rum and coke blows. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:17:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. If I lose this beer pong tournament, I'll shake a bitch | Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:54:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Real talk with my boy Danny | Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:44:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me to Danny: "Bitch. Make me a taco" | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:55:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I gotta cut this red bull and drinks out before I have a fuckin heart attack | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:44:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky" | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:36:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cruella Deville? She's a milf. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:34:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Random thought: Do you think Will Smith banged those backing vocalist chicks n his song Miami? They sounded hot. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:38:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really lookin forward to John's birthday celebraish, you guys. @SonicBlur23 and I are gonna run the beer pong table. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 5:54:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure Samantha might murder me for being loud.... | Saturday, May 04, 2013 1:37:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just know. :-) | Saturday, May 04, 2013 1:30:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Totally pulled the recovery tonight at the #eltres celebraish. Almost yacked, but the CEO was in the wizzah so I forced myself not to. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 12:01:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful. | Friday, May 03, 2013 9:59:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Crush cigs with the boss man. GFs mom catches me outside. Hhhhhhh | Friday, May 03, 2013 7:52:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox | Friday, May 03, 2013 6:35:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean to tell me Bridgeport made it all the way to May without any homicides? #notevenremotelypossible | Friday, May 03, 2013 2:15:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. Breath live at state college just came on and GOD damn it Mike McCready can play a guitar | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:25:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:23:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only three types of farts possible on the train: Silent but deadly, loud & deadly and just plain loud. You'll never sneak em... | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:20:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2 | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:29:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Looking forward to #eltres | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:21:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise. | Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick, Syskill, JP and Joe Stein are fuckin killing me right now. | Monday, April 29, 2013 9:57:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I would bang the Philly Cheese Steaks here at Woody's | Monday, April 29, 2013 8:37:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love the geeky flyers in the shitter at Google... http://t.co/oxGhaGrLsg | Monday, April 29, 2013 7:14:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Frankie: "Dan. You either take a picture with Joe or I floss your teeth" | Sunday, April 28, 2013 7:58:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T | Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like your style, girl: "Oh no. No kids. Unless I pick one out and he's flawless" | Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:59:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode | Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:42:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My ego is larger than Mets runs allowed | Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:51:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #lolmets Ya kinda gotta feel bad for them. | Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:47:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #lolmets | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:57:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I hate the Mets, but I love this song" - Phillies fan | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:48:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mets Phillies fans are ugly | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:42:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:18:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry but CitiField food is god damn baller | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:16:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The combo of these strutting jeans and boxer briefs make it impossible to take a leak. Can't whip it out, you guys. And I'm drinking a lot. | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:15:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jim Dolan's in his suite licking lollipops and slut vajay | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:44:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Celtics | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:33:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| MO is a mofuggin boss | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:32:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap | Friday, April 26, 2013 9:18:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it. | Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am Queens Boulevard | Friday, April 26, 2013 12:36:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo for real. I better be as hot as my boss in 10 years | Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:53:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination | Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:33:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Silver fox is killing it with swagger over at this ping pong bar | Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:47:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lennon just show up and grab his junk | Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:41:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really looking forward to getting schloppy at the dev drink night, you guys. | Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:29:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to stop going to bed after 4am... | Thursday, April 25, 2013 4:16:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How dumb I am. I just had a panic attack because I thought I left my phone on Gabe's desk b/c we were testing. UM. I used my phone all night | Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:01:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| When I think of the name Nigel, I think of an ugly assed British dude with rotten choppers. | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:35:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuntface behind me on the train: shut your speaking hole. You're screaming. | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:37:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joe S thought it was all my monitors that raised the temp by my desk. He didn't realize it was me. #struttin #bitches | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:09:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Legit takes these elevators hours to show up. | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:05:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is #strutfest 2013 | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:12:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| #bitches | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:41:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe I'm a cocky douchebag, but I just looked in the mirror and realized how important I am. | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:10:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The aunties are excellent | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CCs pitching like ass | Monday, April 22, 2013 7:58:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train operator is an absolute nooblet at aligning this train onto the walkway platforms. Shits taking mad hours. | Sunday, April 21, 2013 9:53:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THAT is what they call a lazy Sunday... | Sunday, April 21, 2013 8:21:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 311 Pandora is chill as fuck | Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:30:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #shitnogirlsays This thing has too many diamonds on it. | Sunday, April 21, 2013 4:34:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 420 to ya, you guys | Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:53:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mals. Chest out. Be proud | Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:24:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| B.I.G P.O.P.P.A | Saturday, April 20, 2013 7:39:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nostalgia: I loved when I had trail bologna and Doritos for breakfast at Mals. | Saturday, April 20, 2013 4:40:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st. | Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "Joe's like- 'App 2 is down'" | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:51:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Up there. As much as round things. | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:04:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SILVER FOX is awesome | Friday, April 19, 2013 7:39:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might have just accidentally pissed on my phone... | Friday, April 19, 2013 2:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
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