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@NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!
In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet
Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PMTwitter for Android
C- experience at the Cleveland airport... only a couple notches up from LGA Thursday, August 09, 2018 6:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump All the votes aren't counted yet, doofus
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Wednesday, August 08, 2018 7:06:29 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Mets Had field level seats at Yankee Stadium down the third base line in 1998 for $45. Now it's like $250. #cuncel
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 10:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
@AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it.
In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Friday, August 03, 2018 9:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
@MonsantoCo You like giving people cancer
In reply to @MonsantoCo's tweet
Friday, August 03, 2018 7:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
What a dumb bitch. How much is the telecom lobby paying you? Keep the internet open @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/MAFWv3bxxk 		Friday, August 03, 2018 7:18:30 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth Good service on the Harlem Line my ass. The 6:36 left at 6:50. Keep raising those fares tho! https://t.co/hnefOZShsl
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 03, 2018 7:15:47 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth I'm visiting NY for one goddamn day and you're delayed. Cunts.

I moved away because your infrastructure is fucking garbage. 		Friday, August 03, 2018 6:49:23 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/9o0Uyrs16D Friday, August 03, 2018 6:38:18 PMTwitter for Android
The subway STINKS Friday, August 03, 2018 8:43:57 AMTwitter for Android
It's 12:22 and I'm over here at Jones bea at the Jimmy Buffet tailgate and I'm ready to break the seal Thursday, August 02, 2018 12:23:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Troy_Balderson @mike_pence 👨‍❤️‍👨
In reply to @Troy_Balderson's tweet
Tuesday, July 31, 2018 2:13:13 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @Troy_Balderson... Y u so heartless? https://t.co/hOrNsuO9iF Tuesday, July 31, 2018 2:10:57 AMTwitter for Android
@andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service?

Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, July 30, 2018 2:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
The cesspool, dumpster fire @NYCTSubway continues to crumble and I couldn't have made a better decision leaving that God forsaken, dirty, overpriced city https://t.co/XXHn3aE20P Monday, July 30, 2018 2:33:02 AMTwitter for Android
Machine learning my ass. You know some degenerate over at Google did this on purpose. Or their machine learning algorithm is DTF https://t.co/bR5ySael8M #android #feedly Sunday, July 29, 2018 12:43:14 AMTwitter for Android
Yo 300 synthetic marijuana ODs in two weeks in DC? You have to be a certified IDIOT if you knowlingly smoke this garbage. And we drug test and punish people for real weed? #dafuq #priorities https://t.co/41tSYLET44 Saturday, July 28, 2018 3:18:04 AMTwitter for Android
I take full credit for this reversal: https://t.co/aZNpjWIwwE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 26, 2018 10:48:00 PMTwitter for Android
Bruh https://t.co/9oTrEv3N2b
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:51:01 PMTwitter for Android
Might as well be using an 8 track...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:48:44 PMTwitter for Android
I'm burning a CD for my drive to NY bc my old car only has a CD player and I feel like it's 2002 again Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:48:13 PMTwitter for Android
Guy with Bob Ross shirt to guy with 'Festivus for the rest of us' shirt: "Great shirt"

#2greatshirts 		Wednesday, July 25, 2018 8:24:36 PMTwitter for Android
Ajit Pai. Better than Donald Trump.
#2fools https://t.co/eOI7FGUfcy 		Wednesday, July 25, 2018 6:17:39 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake...

https://t.co/wtd3PfYaye 		Wednesday, July 25, 2018 3:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
To All Twitter People: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE @PORTFOLIOSO AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.

#ima4thgrader 		Monday, July 23, 2018 2:09:27 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Thank you for your reply and for what you do
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Monday, July 23, 2018 1:52:21 AMTwitter for Android
@JaikePG @Ask_Spectrum Columbus is out too
In reply to @JaikePG's tweet
Monday, July 23, 2018 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone's driving like fucking assholes rn Sunday, July 22, 2018 5:49:13 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev is it true ASUS released 3.0.0.4.382.50702 GPL for the 87U? I'm assuming this won't make it to your 384.6 firmware. Assuming ASUS keeps releasing updates for it, do I just have to wait for 384.7? Friday, July 20, 2018 2:28:09 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt 		Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AMTwitter for Android
The guy who leads this bitch doesn't know the difference between the words would and wouldn't https://t.co/y8xLf4Oo1c Wednesday, July 18, 2018 4:56:55 AMTwitter for Android
Great Danes are big dumb dumbs Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:43:55 AMTwitter for Android
I'm out at a wine event and wifey's got a stomach bug and now I have to drink double and I'm about to blackout rn Tuesday, July 17, 2018 7:45:04 PMTwitter for Android
Also, don't rip on Russia or else they'll find you. They'll hack your emails. And then they'll end up poisoning you with radioactive polonium or Novichok
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:33:04 AMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC Good job for once, doofus.👏

https://t.co/7T4gr59wkc 		Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:30:30 AMTwitter for Android
I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed. Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:28:47 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ

https://t.co/qBgAmzGTvk 		Tuesday, July 10, 2018 3:06:41 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, China. Stop it

"Ozone hole mystery: China insulating chemical said to be source of rise" https://t.co/1tq2v9WAR6 #science #feedly 		Tuesday, July 10, 2018 12:34:14 AMTwitter for Android
@MonsantoCo Makes sense considering all your glyphosate and GMO seeds are sickening millions of people. Cunts.
In reply to @MonsantoCo's tweet
Tuesday, July 10, 2018 12:25:38 AMTwitter for Android
Hey I'm interested in ruining the environment and giving people lung cancer. I'm gonna get me one of those @GliderKit trucks with shitty old diesel engines to save a few bucks.

Trump and the EPA said it was coo. Dirty air only affects liberal hippies. 		Sunday, July 08, 2018 12:06:22 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @The7LineArmy @cgrand3 Grandy is an upstanding gentleman
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, July 04, 2018 12:32:25 AMTwitter for Android
Go eat a dick. If we're allowed to grab em by the pussy these days, what's the harm in a little freedom of speech shirt?

https://t.co/ZIPKdorgs0 		Tuesday, July 03, 2018 7:33:37 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Yeah but if you think that's bad... Business version starts a new thread every time you X out a DM conversation. Absurd UX.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, June 27, 2018 1:56:14 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap Monday, June 25, 2018 9:27:26 PMTwitter for Android
Just because the kid on the photo of Time wasn't separated doesn't mean hundreds of others weren't so if you point out that cover is a lie, it's symbolism, you inbred idiots. Sunday, June 24, 2018 6:59:03 AMTwitter for Android
Just finished Coco .....Annnnnnnd I'm bawling. Saturday, June 23, 2018 11:23:02 PMTwitter for Android
There isn't enough money in existence you could pay me to live anywhere near these shitholes and make me do that commute. I'd honestly rather live in Flint MI with the lead water https://t.co/KZF9yOf0iK Saturday, June 23, 2018 9:23:26 PMTwitter for Android
This nice family is over here taking video of their kids in the pool and I'm over here with my degenerates drinking in the background of it Monday, June 18, 2018 7:50:45 PMTwitter for Android
I guess i should clear up that this was a bathroom stall. Not just in the middle of the place
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, June 13, 2018 8:24:55 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not even shitting you... There was literally a guy in my clubhouse dropping a deuce spread eagle with the stall door wide open. #dafuq Wednesday, June 13, 2018 8:21:23 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AMTwitter for Android
@artalexakis your show was tight. You want to chill with us at this middle of nowhere casino, right? Friday, June 08, 2018 10:20:40 PMTwitter for Android
Everclear is playing a free show in Columbus. Art Alexakis fucks Friday, June 08, 2018 7:46:17 PMTwitter for Android
I just went through the Taco Bell drive through with a train conductor's hat on... This is my life status rn.. Thursday, June 07, 2018 12:01:51 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @AjitPaiFCC I just told ya boy to eat a dick https://t.co/z3NfTgnTCk Thursday, May 31, 2018 3:20:30 PMTwitter for Android
@mikeofcc @FCC If some FCC leaders -- like yourself and crooked @AjitPaiFCC -- think they can get away with the despicable practice of ending net neutrality, they can expect further engagement by states and the people!

Go away.
In reply to @mikeofcc's tweet
Thursday, May 31, 2018 3:17:59 PMTwitter for Android
Does it make me an abusers list if I updated the AirBNB's router firmware, removed the Russian VPNFilter malware, disabled UPNP, and set it to use CloudFlare DNS? You're welcome! Tuesday, May 29, 2018 1:01:57 AMTwitter for Android
I'm in Greenville South Carolina and there is zero food open. Cero. Just 3 bars. In the main downtown. And zero food. Monday, May 28, 2018 12:05:04 AMTwitter for Android
This is like my middle school dream. I wanted to bang Stacy and Stacy's Mom back in '01. Dat music video doe Sunday, May 27, 2018 10:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
Ok. They just played Stacy's Mom at this wedding and it's officially lit. Sunday, May 27, 2018 10:11:39 PMTwitter for Android
Sonny Gray STINKS. There's no room for this riff raff on a quality team. Send him down to Scranton or launch him into the sun. You can't have a guy pitching like that for a team contending for the best record in MLB Sunday, May 27, 2018 10:14:53 AMTwitter for Android
Usually I'd drop a couple f bombs at @NYCTSubway to do better, but I moved out of NY because I couldn't deal with the dumpster fire MTA. So do what you want and have fun living in squalor
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:11:21 AMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes

https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF 		Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
Idk how I feel about this guy at the bar who's wearing a tail. You do you broseph Friday, May 25, 2018 11:24:13 PMTwitter for Android
The only just punishment for the guy who did this is death by firing squad.

https://t.co/FaxjYQqep3 		Sunday, May 20, 2018 2:43:36 PMTwitter for Android
"If it works on people like you and me, it'll work on anyone" -Vinny Sunday, May 20, 2018 2:16:22 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio You've gotta hang with us then. You'll love it
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, May 20, 2018 12:45:12 AMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio Rosanna, Meat Loaf, Phill Collins, Michael Bolton. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, May 20, 2018 12:42:08 AMTwitter for Android
Vinny's 80s playlists are good damn awful Sunday, May 20, 2018 12:04:13 AMTwitter for Android
Took a leak when shaggys move it came on. Piss poor timing Saturday, May 19, 2018 1:05:07 AMTwitter for Android
My phones at 2% so later tweeple. I'll be in Athens drinking Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:53:08 AMTwitter for Android
Pony's on, so biddies getting preggo Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:52:34 AMTwitter for Android
How in the actual fuck does it take 40 minutes at dumpster fire LaGuardia to taxi to a runway to take off on. Friday, May 18, 2018 1:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Dollar pizza in NYC is sexxxxx Thursday, May 17, 2018 11:50:12 PMTwitter for Android
Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is 🔥flames Thursday, May 17, 2018 6:04:44 PMTwitter for Android
It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PMTwitter for Android
While @AjitPaiFCC is a fuckup asshole, and I agree with a free and open internet, THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN ISSUE https://t.co/XGgc9rwoLg Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:40:05 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC Repealing net neutrality is separate and unequal. Even worse. You're a moron corporate shill.
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 3:45:28 PMTwitter for Android
@mikeofcc @CoxComm Net neutrality is important you idiot
In reply to @mikeofcc's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 3:43:57 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah this guys' fulla shit. Weed doesn't work like that

https://t.co/WuErbQ5EhE 		Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC: GO FUCK YORSELF
(Although it won't get past the house or ya boy Donnie). But you're still a fuckup asshole corporate shill

https://t.co/stTsYb1obm 		Wednesday, May 16, 2018 4:22:07 PMTwitter for Android
This woman is savage though. Flat out take her feet down when the guy comes by and puts em right back up after he's passed
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:22:58 PMTwitter for Android
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
Hardoooo Metro North conductor made this older lady take her feet off the seat even though she had her shoes off. And no fucks were given as she put them right back up after he left. Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:13:59 PMTwitter for Android
The subways are too damn hot! Tuesday, May 15, 2018 9:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
New York is hot af Tuesday, May 15, 2018 3:03:04 PMTwitter for Android
Metro North car I'm in smells like a fuckin sewer. It's not even a bathroom car. Tuesday, May 15, 2018 7:40:35 AMTwitter for Android
This is hilarious. He's like "These alleged leaks are bs made up by fake news to make me look a fool. But leakers are bad and I'll find them and fire them, because like, it's true and shit" https://t.co/rhKm2wjiTN Tuesday, May 15, 2018 1:31:10 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Fuckkk this guy. He should get the death penalty for this shit. I get 5 spoofed calls per day

https://t.co/244xsLO3V7 		Friday, May 11, 2018 11:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
@VZWSupport It works very well and my phone has plenty of storage. Just wondering
In reply to @VZWSupport's tweet
Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:52:57 PMTwitter for Android
Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
The @MTA / @NYCTSubway is a garbage organization

https://t.co/KXMOZj365M 		Monday, May 07, 2018 12:01:04 PMTwitter for Android
It's 3am and my dog and I licked off the same plate. I need to reevaluate my drunk food situation Sunday, May 06, 2018 3:10:55 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... I tried to air trombone but it just looked like I was sucking a dick Sunday, May 06, 2018 1:13:07 AMTwitter for Android
How dare you refer to all dogs as disorderly. Arizona Senator John Kavanaugh does NOT fuck: https://t.co/u6KKh5VLJy Saturday, May 05, 2018 10:52:13 AMTwitter for Android
God Bless CC Sabathia Friday, May 04, 2018 8:53:48 PMTwitter for Android
Lol @mikeofcc STINKS

https://t.co/V582Df0Mp0 		Wednesday, May 02, 2018 12:14:33 AMTwitter for Android