9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Good, motherfucker. Good. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/726Ovja2go | Thursday, December 03, 2020 7:36:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ. @ohiogop STINKS https://t.co/ZjaR3ZheHn | Wednesday, December 02, 2020 10:38:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GadsdenMarc Imagine if we actually used this money to benefit society 🤔 In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet | Saturday, November 28, 2020 11:54:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine paying this much money and still being a fuckin loser https://t.co/Hlh1F9Gaho | Saturday, November 28, 2020 11:45:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Eating a bag of dicks https://t.co/t8THsdq7eU | Thursday, November 26, 2020 11:39:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Chromecast and @netflix need to work this out. What is the harm in listing Netflix content on Google TV's guide? It's extra exposure. If this is not a bug but rather a dispute, that's nonsense https://t.co/DGXVRcyxQQ | Thursday, November 26, 2020 8:52:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wowwwwww @comcast fucking BLOWS @AjitPaiFCC @FCC How's that net neutrality doing? How about you guys are the DEVIL https://t.co/VOcOjCoOmr | Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:10:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GaSecofState is a SUCKER for thinking idiot @realDonaldTrump cared about him. You supported a SUCKER and got duped, moron. Good, you jerk. https://t.co/huYYDzTuat | Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:26:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart! In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google is getting out of control and needs to fuck off for a bit because they're becoming greedy bastards. Record profits, and they start charging for every little fart. Google Photos free hq storage is ending June 2021, GPay and their fees... | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:39:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop wasting money incarcerating this bitch. Put her foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/IGNF8e9Ji5 | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 10:19:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ Almighty, British nursery rhymes are fuckin weird https://t.co/ypPuz8BGWz | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:38:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine increasing your net worth by $100 billion in just one year. This guy is a fuckin looney toon weirdo https://t.co/IP7h0VogYz | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:52:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This woman is a piece of shit https://t.co/p8fTXxB6er | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:10:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| IDGAF. Sign me up! Stick the needle in me twice. I don't care if it makes me feel like shit, I'll suck it up so this horse shit plague goes away. Honestly if all the booze and stupid shit I used to do didn't kill me by now, I'll be fine. https://t.co/P2P3QBBJQE | Monday, November 23, 2020 11:24:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. New administration needs to clean up all this FCC riff raff. You corporate shill. https://t.co/gXktckX1vs | Monday, November 23, 2020 10:55:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that | Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump @OANN @ChanelRion https://t.co/yoxvLWvzn0 In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Saturday, November 21, 2020 11:33:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s. https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK | Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump You're both a bunch of dummies In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet | Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:14:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So who the fuck is paying for all of imbecile @realDonaldTrump's lawsuits because that dude's broke af and he's going to have nothing to show for it. | Thursday, November 19, 2020 11:25:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe it's just me, but those outdoor Christmas red/green dot projectors people put on their houses look like ASS. They're dim, and for lazy people. Put real lights up | Thursday, November 19, 2020 6:29:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this V shaped recovery after Covid. Obviously Trump himself should get personal credit for this https://t.co/lk9MHcsgAp | Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:30:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC | Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sometimes it's just complete bullshit. Gotta just shake it off and try again tomorrow. | Tuesday, November 17, 2020 12:23:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahhahahhahahah GO FUCK YOURSELVES @RIAA https://t.co/pyZ83ZAtjp | Monday, November 16, 2020 8:36:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Make America Great Again! https://t.co/8rMTMBZxPx | Sunday, November 15, 2020 11:06:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump Go pop more adderall you manic moron In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:57:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We are all being poisoned by @Bayer ?bunch of idiots to buy piece of shit Monsanto). Autism rates and cancer is through the roof. It's the environment! The global food supply is poisoned! This is common sense. Glyphosate must be banned! https://t.co/AkLjBETLTZ | Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:27:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead? https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx | Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Twitter banned me for 12 hours for this tweet, but I fully stand by it https://t.co/MNSsRdYVuE | Saturday, November 14, 2020 7:38:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM | Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs | Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's just that all the hick farmers are white racists are easily brainwashed into Trump's cult https://t.co/wAxkBBWaei | Thursday, November 12, 2020 9:48:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My first ever picture of my real job right after college was three days in and there was a beer on my desk. | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 1:35:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Deceased. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is my new favorite video of all time https://t.co/JcO3cSj4Yg | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:59:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol what a rapist https://t.co/Wu3LIQysL6 | Saturday, November 07, 2020 9:20:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude you're a real fuckup president if you lose and people end up celebrating in the streets. | Saturday, November 07, 2020 8:17:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump Go eat yourself, loser In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Saturday, November 07, 2020 7:13:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| https://t.co/B4AYiN5U2l | Saturday, November 07, 2020 12:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can tell you this for a fact. Trust me In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:59:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude fuck big pharma. Just do shrooms instead. It's only illegal because they want your profits https://t.co/WQvqXq72QZ | Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:55:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a great night for Donald Trump to choke on a dick | Thursday, November 05, 2020 10:11:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Right is wrong | Thursday, November 05, 2020 9:58:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this fat fuck. Literally as corrupt as they come. FUCK Larry Householder. Fuck @EnergyHarbor and their bailed out fucking coal plants In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:58:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow you guys are fucking IDIOTS @ohiogop Ex-Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder on track to win re-election despite arrest on corruption charge https://t.co/XLbcsIV6rW | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:53:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @nachosarah: instead of calling it america we should call it the land of the fucking idiots | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:28:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey look, this decrepit turtle was reelected for the 7th time. People in Kentucky are braindead https://t.co/B88QHdJet6 | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 9:56:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eddie Vedder and Beyoncé doing Redemption Song at Global Citizen Festival 2015. Was there. Unbelievable. https://t.co/bjdmqMlKC8 | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 4:25:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why am I getting this ad? I'm not a junkie and I poop a lot. Jeez https://t.co/RI9bAAaaRW | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 12:45:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump Christ Almighty. This election needs to end already. You're spreading the virus with these rallies you fucking jaggoff. Fuck outta hea In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Sunday, November 01, 2020 2:39:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog is very selective with where she takes her shits. It's always near Trump signs. She's a genius | Friday, October 30, 2020 9:57:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just took a 45 minute walk and forgot my Fitbit on the charger and now it looks like I'm jagging it because I'm shaking my wrist to make up for the missed steps | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 9:00:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump how's the stock market doing today, cuntface? https://t.co/1Z27l9hEdq | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 4:57:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 3:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eh, fuck em https://t.co/Kuz8NQWs8H | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 1:44:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released. So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer In reply to @__Really__'s tweet | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana | Sunday, October 25, 2020 8:02:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Voting in this country is very similar to the Black Lives Matter movement. All votes matter, but in some states votes matter more. For example if you're voting Republican in NY or CA, your vote does not matter. All votes are not equal! The Electoral College is silly | Sunday, October 25, 2020 3:20:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I very excite to watch @BoratSagdiyev's subsequent moviefilm tonight. High five! | Friday, October 23, 2020 8:06:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This pandemic has caused me to build a tolerance to every drug ever invented | Thursday, October 22, 2020 2:01:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FitbitSupport my Versa somehow got itself into night mode. There is a moon icon and I cannot change settings. How do I turn this off? Yes, I rebooted it | Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:11:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down. Idgaf | Tuesday, October 20, 2020 9:48:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rewatching Dexter. Forgot how good it was (up to Trinity) https://t.co/gwVu11sPl6 | Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:37:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 | Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dark. Failure. Unsafe. Despair. Problems. Synonyms of Trump's America. @ohiogop https://t.co/9WAblmIP9h | Sunday, October 18, 2020 6:43:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Footage of @realDonaldTrump dancing https://t.co/U2wVOAqk7x | Saturday, October 17, 2020 10:52:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @peacelovingnj Thank you for being on the right side of history. In reply to @peacelovingnj's tweet | Saturday, October 17, 2020 6:04:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| When I ask my assistant to play a full album, I expect it to pick the official version. Not a compilation uploaded by Joe Blow (how did this not get a copyright strike)? @madebygoogle @googlenest @youtubemusic https://t.co/rvb6dLQf7I | Saturday, October 17, 2020 5:59:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe we've advanced as a society over time. Oh wait, nevermind. People in the middle ages were smarter than us https://t.co/XHYGsAd8rv | Friday, October 16, 2020 12:14:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is serious? https://t.co/ZQS5xkCiOz | Friday, October 16, 2020 12:07:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this decrepit casino mogul casually dropping 75 mil trying to get Trump reelected. https://t.co/ZDoGPeYCx4 | Thursday, October 15, 2020 11:31:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah, because the "very stable genius" is cognatively fit for office. You IDIOTS @RonnyJackson4TX @nypost https://t.co/JOg6kbefjW | Wednesday, October 14, 2020 10:40:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Great,.now Trump's shitty hair piece is poisoning us all https://t.co/D2lHdUwbDc | Sunday, October 11, 2020 2:23:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @rachael_morocco What is your stance on HB6? Would you fight to have it repealed? | Sunday, October 11, 2020 12:51:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Man, I'm in the drive thru line for Donato's, which is apparently the place to be in suburban CBus... Good thing I brought a "road soda" - almost done with it though | Friday, October 09, 2020 7:50:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| https://t.co/tRSnh6Deqr https://t.co/MkDWlF3F2G | Wednesday, October 07, 2020 11:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get Gary Sanchez the fuck off my team, he STINKS | Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:52:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| VERY STABLE GENIUS https://t.co/DasFToDdBN https://t.co/obRQ5OgQus | Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:44:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. Broadband in America STINKS https://t.co/jaolhi3cZa | Monday, October 05, 2020 9:21:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle can the new chromecast still work as a google photos slideshow? | Saturday, October 03, 2020 9:00:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 👋🖕 https://t.co/tsq3TkCTzf | Friday, October 02, 2020 11:02:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But who the fuck am I to comment as a straight white guy. #fucktrump2020 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all for inclusion and more socially respectful words for all different groups, but Latinx is weird. Spanish is a language that historically uses masculine and feminine words. You'd have to change a lot to make it gender neutral. https://t.co/Kuj28nfL0Z | Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:31:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @CapitalOneTech Ummm. This came out of nowhere. I didn't tweet at you? In reply to @CapitalOneTech's tweet | Thursday, October 01, 2020 9:23:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DelRepublicans if I don't vote for these people, will the radical left destroy the suburbs? There will be no Law and Order! Oh my! https://t.co/VBpVzcEttp | Wednesday, September 30, 2020 10:10:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone out me out of my fucking misery | Wednesday, September 30, 2020 9:29:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin asshole In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Wednesday, September 30, 2020 2:16:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Plus Yankees-Indians wildcard baseball... Also weird because of Covid In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yeah my wife is smart. She refuses to watch and won't let me watch in the same room. American politics are so silly. It's not like anyone is going to change their minds. In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Spent some time in rural PA and two things: 1) Nature is beautiful 2) Americans are IDIOTS | Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:09:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can anyone send me some anti-trump debate drinking games for tonight? | Tuesday, September 29, 2020 9:53:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit. https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN | Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AM | Twitter for Android |