9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| What's the over/under Chunz starts unbuttoning my shirt again? | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:42:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elise.. Bombay Saffron? Really? | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:38:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew love you too 💩 | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:59:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MalJNew I love this weather! | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:55:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Do I have internet on this thing? | Monday, September 10, 2012 2:54:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room | Monday, September 10, 2012 8:06:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over! | Monday, September 10, 2012 7:44:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive and its awful to see other amazing people struggle. That could be me. | Saturday, September 08, 2012 10:31:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry @maljnew, puppies like me more than you. Enjoyy | Saturday, September 08, 2012 9:17:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am a compulsive coaster peeler at bars. | Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:50:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to 💩 on TK's desk | Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:34:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mikey eating an acorn was a hysterical sight. That face was priceless | Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:36:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo yes. that's coughing blood. I do t have that. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: don't puke stomach acid and blood in the morning | Saturday, September 08, 2012 12:23:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Air drumming with Wrobs is SO fun | Friday, September 07, 2012 10:03:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella bang in one if you like it In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 9:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo the @MirrorFairfield are a bunch of pussies. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 8:44:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy | Friday, September 07, 2012 8:28:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yanks suck a mean dick | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the train to north white plains. the next station is ¡¡¡FORDHAM!! | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:49:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TK hates black people | Thursday, September 06, 2012 8:05:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck | Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Actually, this gentleman is basically saying he was a baller pres and Obama and Bush were jokefaces | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:44:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I find it hysterical that every black and Dominican person I know says that my grandparents live in the hood and they'd never go there ever | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:37:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oops. It's 4am and I forgot to go to bed because I was trying to figure out how to use filter_input() properly to prevent SQL injections | Tuesday, September 04, 2012 4:02:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Slept about a million hours this weekend, you guys | Monday, September 03, 2012 10:50:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!! | Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:59:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew 1)We don't even have a football team and 2)Yes. Suck it. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 7:45:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Despite the 75 Ohio Bobcats tweets and retweets, I'd have no idea @MalJNew was in Ohio | Saturday, September 01, 2012 6:28:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:09:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tomorrow: #firstplaceorioles | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:05:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Perfect game? @Onethirdof3x5 | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:01:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees suck and are painful to watch @Onethirdof3x5 | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:43:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio the f were wrong with those burgers we had yesterday? Gave me the shits | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:42:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @plasma2002 I wish cookies and session wasn't shared between each incognito tab open In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, August 31, 2012 8:06:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dish 2: Meatballs sausage and gravy on a roll, with a side of fresh mozzarella tomato and basil | Friday, August 31, 2012 6:18:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dish 1: corn chowder. Nom | Friday, August 31, 2012 6:15:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So pumped for grandma's gravy, basil, meatballs and sausage | Friday, August 31, 2012 4:38:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous | Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Free Patron for all. Enjoyyyy | Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:36:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruce is on at Jones Beach? The fuck is this, Jersey? | Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:21:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. you know I've been drinking when @RockNationRadio puts ice down my wife beater to wake me up | Thursday, August 30, 2012 5:26:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Wonder what Stone Cold Steve Austin is doin' for Labor Day? Poundin' Steveweisers, stunnin' corncobs in suits, grillin' th ... | Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:06:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Stripes | Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:01:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy on sax pulls in mad pussy | Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:15:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guys got a stack of hundos in his pocket. What a G | Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:36:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maresc is currently out drinking me. This is bullshit | Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:04:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| James' dad: If you remember the 60s or 70s, you had no fun | Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:02:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| my boss also required me to have a beer to calm my ass | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:07:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass? | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't wait for the fall: cold weather, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Dr. Drew. | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp @verizonwireless can suck it for not pushing the upgrade because I have it and they can enjoyyyyy and release it next yr for all I care | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:54:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Upgrading to Jelly bean was the best thing ever. Android is so polished now. Why didn't I do this sooner? | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 9:36:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo and this applies to you how? In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a cray | Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:58:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my...it gets even better. I was wearing a zebra striped headband with a pink bow during the hot dog thingy | Sunday, August 26, 2012 5:39:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My girl is cool with it so enjoyyyyt | Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:24:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There is a pic of me lady and the tramping a gay with a hot dog. Uhhhh. Yeah its fine | Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:23:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog | Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:49:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it mean if I flirt with gays and let them know I'm not into it. Like. The penis is gross but they're cool so we chill & its cool right ? | Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:14:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fav brogrammer showed up! | Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:02:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 @kellyomealia I've got a metro north conductor that calls everyone tiger, junior, champ, sport etc In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:00:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seal = broken | Saturday, August 25, 2012 4:25:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis" | Saturday, August 25, 2012 3:37:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later | Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really lookin forward to brunch today, you guys. @MalJNew @TaraCasanova @LennonImagine @mollycsouthern | Saturday, August 25, 2012 11:46:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohhhh. My feet are black. This may be a first | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:21:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Matchbox twenty is my jam | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:14:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| On a 36-48 hour bender. En-fuckin-joyyyyyyyy | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:13:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Skinny jeans and no shirt... I feel like I'm robert plant in 1970. | Friday, August 24, 2012 10:51:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Might pounce you right now. Haaaaa | Friday, August 24, 2012 9:42:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna start doin this power hour every night to train himself | Friday, August 24, 2012 9:37:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am embarrassed at how out of practice I am at the power hour. Fuck I'm old | Friday, August 24, 2012 9:31:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @__JLu: watching dvds on an hdtv is just painful. | Thursday, August 23, 2012 12:58:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got the random urge to play Jazz Jackrabbit 2 | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 11:00:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To the gentleman dragging the garbage can in grand central making beeping noises with your mouth: I cannot take you seriously right now. | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:25:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin cockblock 6 train. I hear it coming so I run down the stairs and its not in service. Stops. Then leaves. | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:14:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just walked by 257. I don't think you understand how much FUCKING better that old office was. | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:12:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh I don't bring people home... when people are around. Haaaaaaa | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:16:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its amazing how a little alcohol and other awesomeness takes me from grumpy and cray to calm and awesome | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:30:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Haaa. This Indian dude from Microsoft just said that our SQL cluster was being a beeyotch. That's amazing | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:17:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika this sir is karma for making fun of my ways In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Monday, August 20, 2012 11:32:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure that everyone on this platform is like 6'3" and taller. I feel like a circus act | Monday, August 20, 2012 8:00:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Colithika: i am a delicious man ;D | Monday, August 20, 2012 7:38:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi? | Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My grandma: "Imagine marrying a black guy with that big black sausage?" | Sunday, August 19, 2012 8:04:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault. | Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:09:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass | Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two | Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:40:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies | Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sacred heart vs fairfield baseball sons | Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me: "We're watching Alf later, right?" Keith: "Oh yeah!" | Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:27:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed | Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me and @tomwcleary almost had to do the nakey dance. Almost shut out in beer pong. Worst game if my life. | Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:22:07 PM | Twitter for Android |