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What's the over/under Chunz starts unbuttoning my shirt again? Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:42:53 PMTwitter for Android
Elise.. Bombay Saffron? Really? Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:38:13 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew love you too 💩
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:59:46 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew I love this weather! Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:55:03 AMTwitter for Android
Do I have internet on this thing? Monday, September 10, 2012 2:54:19 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room Monday, September 10, 2012 8:06:57 AMTwitter for Android
A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over! Monday, September 10, 2012 7:44:23 AMTwitter for Android
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive and its awful to see other amazing people struggle. That could be me. Saturday, September 08, 2012 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry @maljnew, puppies like me more than you. Enjoyy Saturday, September 08, 2012 9:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
I am a compulsive coaster peeler at bars. Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:50:02 PMTwitter for Android
I want to 💩 on TK's desk Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:34:58 PMTwitter for Android
Mikey eating an acorn was a hysterical sight. That face was priceless Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:36:43 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo yes. that's coughing blood. I do t have that.
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: don't puke stomach acid and blood in the morning Saturday, September 08, 2012 12:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Air drumming with Wrobs is SO fun Friday, September 07, 2012 10:03:44 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella bang in one if you like it
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 9:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo the @MirrorFairfield are a bunch of pussies.
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 8:44:56 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy Friday, September 07, 2012 8:28:39 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks suck a mean dick Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PMTwitter for Android
gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PMTwitter for Android
This is the train to north white plains. the next station is ¡¡¡FORDHAM!! Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:49:51 PMTwitter for Android
TK hates black people Thursday, September 06, 2012 8:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PMTwitter for Android
Actually, this gentleman is basically saying he was a baller pres and Obama and Bush were jokefaces Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:44:31 PMTwitter for Android
Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
I find it hysterical that every black and Dominican person I know says that my grandparents live in the hood and they'd never go there ever Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:37:05 PMTwitter for Android
Oops. It's 4am and I forgot to go to bed because I was trying to figure out how to use filter_input() properly to prevent SQL injections Tuesday, September 04, 2012 4:02:16 AMTwitter for Android
Slept about a million hours this weekend, you guys Monday, September 03, 2012 10:50:16 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!! Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:59:26 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew 1)We don't even have a football team and 2)Yes. Suck it.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, September 01, 2012 7:45:41 PMTwitter for Android
Despite the 75 Ohio Bobcats tweets and retweets, I'd have no idea @MalJNew was in Ohio Saturday, September 01, 2012 6:28:02 PMTwitter for Android
I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:09:17 PMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow: #firstplaceorioles Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:05:52 PMTwitter for Android
Perfect game? @Onethirdof3x5 Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:01:50 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck and are painful to watch @Onethirdof3x5 Friday, August 31, 2012 9:43:46 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio the f were wrong with those burgers we had yesterday? Gave me the shits Friday, August 31, 2012 9:42:39 PMTwitter for Android
@plasma2002 I wish cookies and session wasn't shared between each incognito tab open
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Friday, August 31, 2012 8:06:29 PMTwitter for Android
Dish 2: Meatballs sausage and gravy on a roll, with a side of fresh mozzarella tomato and basil Friday, August 31, 2012 6:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
Dish 1: corn chowder. Nom Friday, August 31, 2012 6:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
So pumped for grandma's gravy, basil, meatballs and sausage Friday, August 31, 2012 4:38:24 PMTwitter for Android
Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Free Patron for all. Enjoyyyy Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:36:53 PMTwitter for Android
Bruce is on at Jones Beach? The fuck is this, Jersey? Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. you know I've been drinking when @RockNationRadio puts ice down my wife beater to wake me up Thursday, August 30, 2012 5:26:43 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Wonder what Stone Cold Steve Austin is doin' for Labor Day? Poundin' Steveweisers, stunnin' corncobs in suits, grillin' th ... Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:06:16 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. Stripes Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:01:33 PMTwitter for Android
This guy on sax pulls in mad pussy Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:15:33 PMTwitter for Android
This guys got a stack of hundos in his pocket. What a G Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Maresc is currently out drinking me. This is bullshit Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:04:03 PMTwitter for Android
James' dad: If you remember the 60s or 70s, you had no fun Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:02:01 PMTwitter for Android
my boss also required me to have a beer to calm my ass Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:07:33 PMTwitter for Android
Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass? Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PMTwitter for Android
Can't wait for the fall: cold weather, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Dr. Drew. Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:17 PMTwitter for Android
Welp @verizonwireless can suck it for not pushing the upgrade because I have it and they can enjoyyyyy and release it next yr for all I care Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:54:52 PMTwitter for Android
Upgrading to Jelly bean was the best thing ever. Android is so polished now. Why didn't I do this sooner? Tuesday, August 28, 2012 9:36:12 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a cray Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:58:12 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my...it gets even better. I was wearing a zebra striped headband with a pink bow during the hot dog thingy Sunday, August 26, 2012 5:39:27 AMTwitter for Android
My girl is cool with it so enjoyyyyt Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:24:06 PMTwitter for Android
There is a pic of me lady and the tramping a gay with a hot dog. Uhhhh. Yeah its fine Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:23:43 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:49:12 PMTwitter for Android
Is it mean if I flirt with gays and let them know I'm not into it. Like. The penis is gross but they're cool so we chill & its cool right ? Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:14:48 PMTwitter for Android
My fav brogrammer showed up! Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:02:10 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 @kellyomealia I've got a metro north conductor that calls everyone tiger, junior, champ, sport etc
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
Seal = broken Saturday, August 25, 2012 4:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis" Saturday, August 25, 2012 3:37:34 PMTwitter for Android
I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Really lookin forward to brunch today, you guys. @MalJNew @TaraCasanova @LennonImagine @mollycsouthern Saturday, August 25, 2012 11:46:25 AMTwitter for Android
Ohhhh. My feet are black. This may be a first Friday, August 24, 2012 11:21:35 PMTwitter for Android
Matchbox twenty is my jam Friday, August 24, 2012 11:14:27 PMTwitter for Android
On a 36-48 hour bender. En-fuckin-joyyyyyyyy Friday, August 24, 2012 11:13:05 PMTwitter for Android
Skinny jeans and no shirt... I feel like I'm robert plant in 1970. Friday, August 24, 2012 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Might pounce you right now. Haaaaa Friday, August 24, 2012 9:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna start doin this power hour every night to train himself Friday, August 24, 2012 9:37:49 PMTwitter for Android
I am embarrassed at how out of practice I am at the power hour. Fuck I'm old Friday, August 24, 2012 9:31:25 PMTwitter for Android
RT @__JLu: watching dvds on an hdtv is just painful. Thursday, August 23, 2012 12:58:08 AMTwitter for Android
I just got the random urge to play Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Wednesday, August 22, 2012 11:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
To the gentleman dragging the garbage can in grand central making beeping noises with your mouth: I cannot take you seriously right now. Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:25:55 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin cockblock 6 train. I hear it coming so I run down the stairs and its not in service. Stops. Then leaves. Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:14:16 PMTwitter for Android
Just walked by 257. I don't think you understand how much FUCKING better that old office was. Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I don't bring people home... when people are around. Haaaaaaa Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:16:09 PMTwitter for Android
Its amazing how a little alcohol and other awesomeness takes me from grumpy and cray to calm and awesome Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:30:04 PMTwitter for Android
Haaa. This Indian dude from Microsoft just said that our SQL cluster was being a beeyotch. That's amazing Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:17:22 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika this sir is karma for making fun of my ways
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, August 20, 2012 11:32:58 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure that everyone on this platform is like 6'3" and taller. I feel like a circus act Monday, August 20, 2012 8:00:39 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i am a delicious man ;D Monday, August 20, 2012 7:38:53 AMTwitter for Android
Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi? Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AMTwitter for Android
My grandma: "Imagine marrying a black guy with that big black sausage?" Sunday, August 19, 2012 8:04:05 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault. Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:09:15 AMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AMTwitter for Android
Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:40:31 AMTwitter for Android
Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PMTwitter for Android
Sacred heart vs fairfield baseball sons Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:35 PMTwitter for Android
Me: "We're watching Alf later, right?" Keith: "Oh yeah!" Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:27:26 PMTwitter for Android
@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PMTwitter for Android
Me and @tomwcleary almost had to do the nakey dance. Almost shut out in beer pong. Worst game if my life. Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:22:07 PMTwitter for Android