9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Cuncel DA Yankees | Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:07:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo Nope. Means you're a lame In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, October 14, 2012 11:36:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know what I do when people call me shady? I teach them a lesson. Hotly | Sunday, October 14, 2012 2:23:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me | Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:05:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, at least I got a tigers fan to buy me a drink... | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:47:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dotel! Motel! Holiday Inn! | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:00:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The bar goes wild | Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THE MOTHER FUCKIN X FACTOR ALIEN HEAD!!!!! | Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God damnit I had enough of this game | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:45:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How pissed is Andy right now.. :'( | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:16:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Awww. Andy broke my heart. He pitched a good game. He was real steamed. Still love him #unlikearod #arodisachokingcunt | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:12:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Russell Martin... Your sisters moustache... striking out .100 hitting motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:02:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tits | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:59:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin ARod you useless motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tough break for ARod... | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:29:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rockin the '06 EHS seniors T-shirt | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:04:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't wait for Yanks/Tigers later. See what @DadBoner has to say about that. | Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:33:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. I hope the watering hole isn't burning down | Saturday, October 13, 2012 5:50:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| North Korea is best Korea | Friday, October 12, 2012 7:26:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my... Dakota tweets are the best tweets. | Friday, October 12, 2012 7:24:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gray haired baldy assed mother fucker | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:28:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. I'm so passed. Me and @BadPointer asked some sluts who looked older. One said him. Other said MW. Tiebreaker girl said HIM by 2years. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Uhhhhhp..... pooped a little | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:23:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fuckin hoarse is voice | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:21:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if I had bau now duh | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:01:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woe. 4%battery and in still. In the motherfuckn. Bronx. Fuck man | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:59:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Andrew Jackson whippin around the pistol group pump would've been bang bang skeet skeet | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:48:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd tell her to fuckin blow me but she deserves no such honor | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:44:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Skirt suit.... you're nothing compared to bau joke face...... | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:41:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah... I might be a little drunk | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:20:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cheers to the homeless dude sitting ass naked on the floor in the grand central bathroom | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:11:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That mother fucker's always spiked with pain | Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:02:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ryane is a black version of my cousin. Lolz | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:37:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Love me some smashing pumpkins circa the 90s | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:35:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Luck be a lady tonight :-) (well, maybe tomorrow night lol) | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASSSS TODAYYYYYY | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:16:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Screaming Pearl jam black lyrics with elder Gio makes my life complete | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:02:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass to pearl jam | Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:43:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Hey Mals. I like ya toes | Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:27:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A cigarette rests between her lips while I'm staring at her tits its the wrong way! | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:51:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dem 90s tunes, you guys | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:48:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna go to Dakota bar and belt out some 90s jams, you guys | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:22:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walked out of a meeting with the VP of Engineering for a massage. Yeahhh buddy | Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:54:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Leaving work early for the bar because fuck it. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:20:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Roxy from the RackSpace support line sounds like a little slut. She probably loves the dirty dirty. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:45:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THE ALIEN FACE WALKS OFF!!!! | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:11:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tried to sneak one out on the train and failed miserably. | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:23:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think i should take up doing drugs | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 2:27:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, its ARod, so game over. | Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I knew this chick was getting off at Bronxville. She had it written all over her. I can just tell... | Monday, October 08, 2012 10:04:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @__JLu: @portfolioso what a guy. #abuserslist #datass http://t.co/W0Y480To | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fuck's sake..... :-\ | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is what I'm talking about #yankees | Monday, October 08, 2012 12:00:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And yes, I was wearing another dude's pants. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier.... | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:30:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| HA... one year ago today I tweeted about how ARod choked. Some things never change: https://t.co/41XRexl | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:25:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ARod would choke, as per usual... | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:20:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I made a bet... if my team wins, we bang. If your team wins, we bang. Win win. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:53:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Illegal use of hands? That sounds like me in college | Sunday, October 07, 2012 2:09:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stephieeeeeeee.... ... Giants/browns with a Browns fan who made poor life decisions @MalJNew | Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:52:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa. whoa. Whoa. Whoa... There's a synagogue in the South Bronx? But why?! There can't be more than 3 Jews there. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:44:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:02:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who else thinks its a good idea to fart onto one of those DEP air sensors they have in Grant Central? Wonder if it'll set off some alarm... | Saturday, October 06, 2012 6:58:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure I ate like 7 pounds of food. #fatfuck | Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aww I found a baby snake | Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:21:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LennonImagine you're a b for seeing Jack White. Let's hope he puts on a show longer than 40 mins In reply to @LennonImagine's tweet | Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:07:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up! | Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Fantasy_Mania: that outfield fly rule was about as vile as a @portfolioso tweet... | Saturday, October 06, 2012 9:36:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate | Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The mover, circa 1945: "HEY RED!!!!" | Thursday, October 04, 2012 7:31:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah buddy Grandy Man!!!! | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 7:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew you were down | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice. | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:55:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang. | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:01:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's use rand hash tags that have nothing to do with your tweets. #dasies | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:22:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 4:31:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #loljets | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:59:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:36:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:11:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook | Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Try everything once except gay sex or heroin | Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:31:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:17:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew | Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pockets is such a weiner face | Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| That's exactly what I was talking about | Sunday, September 30, 2012 7:56:37 AM | Twitter for Android |