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Cuncel DA Yankees Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:07:42 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo Nope. Means you're a lame
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, October 14, 2012 11:36:05 AMTwitter for Android
You know what I do when people call me shady? I teach them a lesson. Hotly Sunday, October 14, 2012 2:23:42 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:05:21 AMTwitter for Android
MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
Welp, at least I got a tigers fan to buy me a drink... Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:47:31 AMTwitter for Android
Dotel! Motel! Holiday Inn! Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:00:04 AMTwitter for Android
The bar goes wild Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:14 PMTwitter for Android
THE MOTHER FUCKIN X FACTOR ALIEN HEAD!!!!! Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:01 PMTwitter for Android
God damnit I had enough of this game Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:45:33 PMTwitter for Android
How pissed is Andy right now.. :'( Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:16:02 PMTwitter for Android
Awww. Andy broke my heart. He pitched a good game. He was real steamed. Still love him #unlikearod #arodisachokingcunt Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:12:45 PMTwitter for Android
Russell Martin... Your sisters moustache... striking out .100 hitting motherfucker Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:02:38 PMTwitter for Android
Tits Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:59:34 PMTwitter for Android
You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin ARod you useless motherfucker Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Tough break for ARod... Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:29:18 PMTwitter for Android
I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PMTwitter for Android
Rockin the '06 EHS seniors T-shirt Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:04:13 PMTwitter for Android
Can't wait for Yanks/Tigers later. See what @DadBoner has to say about that. Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:33:11 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. I hope the watering hole isn't burning down Saturday, October 13, 2012 5:50:26 PMTwitter for Android
North Korea is best Korea Friday, October 12, 2012 7:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
Oh my... Dakota tweets are the best tweets. Friday, October 12, 2012 7:24:39 AMTwitter for Android
Gray haired baldy assed mother fucker Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:28:59 PMTwitter for Android
This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. I'm so passed. Me and @BadPointer asked some sluts who looked older. One said him. Other said MW. Tiebreaker girl said HIM by 2years. Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:10 PMTwitter for Android
Uhhhhhp..... pooped a little Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:23:05 PMTwitter for Android
My fuckin hoarse is voice Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:21:29 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if I had bau now duh Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:01:37 PMTwitter for Android
Woe. 4%battery and in still. In the motherfuckn. Bronx. Fuck man Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Andrew Jackson whippin around the pistol group pump would've been bang bang skeet skeet
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:48:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'd tell her to fuckin blow me but she deserves no such honor Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:44:19 PMTwitter for Android
T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. Skirt suit.... you're nothing compared to bau joke face...... Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:41:30 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah... I might be a little drunk Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:20:54 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PMTwitter for Android
Cheers to the homeless dude sitting ass naked on the floor in the grand central bathroom Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:11:28 PMTwitter for Android
That mother fucker's always spiked with pain Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Ryane is a black version of my cousin. Lolz Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:37:24 PMTwitter for Android
Love me some smashing pumpkins circa the 90s Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:35:37 PMTwitter for Android
Luck be a lady tonight :-) (well, maybe tomorrow night lol) Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:29:49 PMTwitter for Android
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASSSS TODAYYYYYY Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:16:07 PMTwitter for Android
Screaming Pearl jam black lyrics with elder Gio makes my life complete Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:02:55 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to pearl jam Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:43:20 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Hey Mals. I like ya toes
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:27:04 PMTwitter for Android
A cigarette rests between her lips while I'm staring at her tits its the wrong way! Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:51:04 PMTwitter for Android
Dem 90s tunes, you guys Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:48:43 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna go to Dakota bar and belt out some 90s jams, you guys Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:22:07 PMTwitter for Android
Walked out of a meeting with the VP of Engineering for a massage. Yeahhh buddy Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
Leaving work early for the bar because fuck it. Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:20:02 PMTwitter for Android
Roxy from the RackSpace support line sounds like a little slut. She probably loves the dirty dirty. Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
THE ALIEN FACE WALKS OFF!!!! Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:11:55 PMTwitter for Android
Tried to sneak one out on the train and failed miserably. Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:23:11 PMTwitter for Android
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
I think i should take up doing drugs Wednesday, October 10, 2012 2:27:50 AMTwitter for Android
Welp, its ARod, so game over. Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
I knew this chick was getting off at Bronxville. She had it written all over her. I can just tell... Monday, October 08, 2012 10:04:59 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
RT @__JLu: @portfolioso what a guy. #abuserslist #datass http://t.co/W0Y480To Monday, October 08, 2012 9:11:02 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake..... :-\ Monday, October 08, 2012 9:09:56 PMTwitter for Android
This is what I'm talking about #yankees Monday, October 08, 2012 12:00:19 AMTwitter for Android
And yes, I was wearing another dude's pants. Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:51 PMTwitter for Android
And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier.... Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:22 PMTwitter for Android
Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:30:57 PMTwitter for Android
HA... one year ago today I tweeted about how ARod choked. Some things never change: https://t.co/41XRexl Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:25:12 PMTwitter for Android
ARod would choke, as per usual... Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:20:30 PMTwitter for Android
I made a bet... if my team wins, we bang. If your team wins, we bang. Win win. Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:53:40 PMTwitter for Android
Illegal use of hands? That sounds like me in college Sunday, October 07, 2012 2:09:33 PMTwitter for Android
Stephieeeeeeee.... ... Giants/browns with a Browns fan who made poor life decisions @MalJNew Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:52:45 PMTwitter for Android
Whoa. whoa. Whoa. Whoa... There's a synagogue in the South Bronx? But why?! There can't be more than 3 Jews there. Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:44:52 AMTwitter for Android
Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AMTwitter for Android
It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:02:24 AMTwitter for Android
Who else thinks its a good idea to fart onto one of those DEP air sensors they have in Grant Central? Wonder if it'll set off some alarm... Saturday, October 06, 2012 6:58:52 PMTwitter for Android
I'm pretty sure I ate like 7 pounds of food. #fatfuck Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:51:00 PMTwitter for Android
Aww I found a baby snake Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:21:58 PMTwitter for Android
@LennonImagine you're a b for seeing Jack White. Let's hope he puts on a show longer than 40 mins
In reply to @LennonImagine's tweet
Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:07:13 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up! Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Fantasy_Mania: that outfield fly rule was about as vile as a @portfolioso tweet... Saturday, October 06, 2012 9:36:42 AMTwitter for Android
Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PMTwitter for Android
The mover, circa 1945: "HEY RED!!!!" Thursday, October 04, 2012 7:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah buddy Grandy Man!!!! Wednesday, October 03, 2012 7:41:34 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew you were down
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice. Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:55:10 PMTwitter for Android
I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang. Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:01:03 PMTwitter for Android
I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
Let's use rand hash tags that have nothing to do with your tweets. #dasies Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:18 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck. Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:22:11 PMTwitter for Android
The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!! Sunday, September 30, 2012 4:31:59 PMTwitter for Android
#loljets Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!! Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:11:46 PMTwitter for Android
That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:43:38 PMTwitter for Android
Try everything once except gay sex or heroin Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:31:42 PMTwitter for Android
Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up. Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:17:14 PMTwitter for Android
Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AMTwitter for Android
Pockets is such a weiner face Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AMTwitter for Android
That's exactly what I was talking about Sunday, September 30, 2012 7:56:37 AMTwitter for Android