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The killahs!!!!! Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:36:13 PMTwitter for Android
Brunch is over. Lets play Edward 40 hands. Or meat or pussy Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:10:58 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1969, "Sesame Street" debuted on PBS. It's the show that teaches children to play with that green thing living ... Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:59:09 PMTwitter for Android
My legs are sexy as fuck in these Diesels Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
Impressed "I'll get the steak and eggs. Hold the eggs and replace it with bacon" Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:07:27 PMTwitter for Android
My eyes might tear Friday, November 09, 2012 10:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
No. No. No. Pearl jams black cannot come on here. Fucker Friday, November 09, 2012 10:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
DAT GUITAR SOLO. Pearl Jam. Alive. Friday, November 09, 2012 10:50:40 PMTwitter for Android
Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
FREEEEE BIRDDDD Friday, November 09, 2012 10:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you Friday, November 09, 2012 9:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Alice in chains then Nirvana on at this bar. I'm in heaven Friday, November 09, 2012 9:33:00 PMTwitter for Android
Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out. Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38:22 PMTwitter for Android
Margaret Schroder, you dog! Keeps tapping Mr. Slater I see Thursday, November 08, 2012 11:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Election Day! May the odds be ever in your favor! Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:50:02 AMTwitter for Android
I want one of those Chris Christie, Governor fleeces. Imagine a "Joe C, Release Engineer" fleece? #biddiesbewet Monday, November 05, 2012 7:10:20 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look. They restored my power after a week and a half... #secondworldcountry Monday, November 05, 2012 6:57:39 PMTwitter for Android
Meg Long thinks I'm dumb in the head now. Bahhaa Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
Lady and the Tramp, Bambi. Same shit Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
I'm "fly" right now! Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
Butterfly in the skyyy!!!! @MalJNew Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:05:19 PMTwitter for Android
@Lennon you're the nastiest
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Sunday, November 04, 2012 7:52:40 PMTwitter for Android
This poor guy's got some beak on him Sunday, November 04, 2012 6:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
Can we get some stewardesses who aren't blonde who can count. Thanks Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:57:01 PMTwitter for Android
OK how many fucking times do you have to count people in this plane. Ya dumb? Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
Empty 3 seater on this plane. Should take advantage and bang in it. Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:48:17 PMTwitter for Android
Looked in mirror. Would bang. Sunday, November 04, 2012 3:15:27 PMTwitter for Android
Avril lavigne and enrique iglesias made the cut Sunday, November 04, 2012 3:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
Lol.. Mandy Moore - Candy Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Finally putting that hardcore girly songs CD in. Real pumped you guys. Track 1: Ashley Simpson Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
Heading home to the warzone. No gas and shit. No power. Fuckin third world country Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:29:16 PMTwitter for Android
Wooooo extra hour! Saturday, November 03, 2012 11:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, November 03, 2012 12:48:52 AMTwitter for Android
Its fryday. Let's fry some shit. Nom! Friday, November 02, 2012 7:28:20 PMTwitter for Android
Doritos, cheese and trail bologna for breakfast. Nom Friday, November 02, 2012 11:13:15 AMTwitter for Android
Dear left sinus: please unclog. <3, Joe Friday, November 02, 2012 12:17:15 AMTwitter for Android
I am NOT a fan of the new gmail compose view. Thursday, November 01, 2012 4:02:26 PMTwitter for Android
Oh jeeeeez... Thursday, November 01, 2012 2:52:37 PMTwitter for Android
Yeahhh. Boys II Men Thursday, November 01, 2012 12:39:46 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ i drink beer like a pussy these days Thursday, November 01, 2012 12:05:15 AMTwitter for Android
Grape pixie sticks Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:55:06 PMTwitter for Android
It tastes like pez and red bull Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:54:36 PMTwitter for Android
It smells like someone just put weed in a deep frier in this bar Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:39:25 PMTwitter for Android
SiriusXM 34 - Lithium is my jam. 90s rock and grunge. Yeah buddy! @RockNationRadio Wednesday, October 31, 2012 8:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween, you guys. Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:05:01 PMTwitter for Android
God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure Sassy thinks my face is a lollipop Tuesday, October 30, 2012 8:50:24 PMTwitter for Android
Yeahhhhhhh! Works closed until Thursday so fuckin enjoyyyy. Free vacay! Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:40:40 PMTwitter for Android
Major disaster: No Nexus 4 on Verizon. This is bullshit. Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:13:52 PMTwitter for Android
The only thing #sandy right now is TK's box Monday, October 29, 2012 4:12:26 PMTwitter for Android
The fact that I was like "Funny how" and Pudge got the Goodfellas reference and is a Yankee fan.... For fucks sake what a G. Monday, October 29, 2012 2:05:42 AMTwitter for Android
Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches Monday, October 29, 2012 1:42:01 AMTwitter for Android
Welp. Been drinking for 7 hours already. Jeebus. I'm ok though. Monday, October 29, 2012 1:14:22 AMTwitter for Android
OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram Monday, October 29, 2012 1:13:02 AMTwitter for Android
Never have I ever ridden bare back on a horse Monday, October 29, 2012 12:45:48 AMTwitter for Android
"Are your friends all just getting wasted and waiting for the end of the world?" Monday, October 29, 2012 12:09:32 AMTwitter for Android
Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm.... Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
Little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital Sunday, October 28, 2012 8:05:17 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my God this beef and noodles... Might have jizzed my pants Sunday, October 28, 2012 7:58:52 PMTwitter for Android
Love this DirecTV NFL pass thingy that I'm in the middle of Ohio and can still watch my GMen Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
Wool. Don't have to work this week fuckn enjoyyyyyy. #sandy #stranded Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:35:17 PMTwitter for Android
#shitnoonesays "Natty tastes better warm" ...actually just heard a dude say this now. Hahahhahaha Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:34:20 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, little tipsssssss... playing cards like a slow..... Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:05:31 PMTwitter for Android
Stranded in Brohio until Thursday because of #sandy #sorryimnotsorry Sunday, October 28, 2012 5:39:44 PMTwitter for Android
Pickup line of the week: "Hey! Wanna put on my mom's crocs?" Sunday, October 28, 2012 1:34:32 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray) Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
This doggie LURVES me!!! We're besties!!! Saturday, October 27, 2012 9:14:32 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.... If there's an original Game Boy in their room, they're a keeper.... Saturday, October 27, 2012 7:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
One pisser isn't gonna cut it here.. almost as bad as preakness. Need to find a spot outside when it gets dark... Saturday, October 27, 2012 5:30:46 PMTwitter for Android
xD Saturday, October 27, 2012 1:35:57 AMTwitter for Android
Alexey told me to enjoy the hospitality. And I have a new best friend named Bella Saturday, October 27, 2012 1:34:51 AMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass @LEVIS
In reply to @LEVIS's tweet
Friday, October 26, 2012 8:02:44 PMTwitter for Android
The foulest of moods Friday, October 26, 2012 7:54:50 AMTwitter for Android
"What are ya gonna do?" "What do you want me to do" hhhhhhh Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:41:14 PMTwitter for Android
Would be better off if TKray died in a bus fire Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:32:55 PMTwitter for Android
#AXELROD Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:02:25 PMTwitter for Android
Take two shots whenever @kevinrose tweets #gopackgo on Sundays... Sunday, October 21, 2012 5:21:00 PMTwitter for Android
This kids don't even need fuckin haircuts. Beanie headed bastards Sunday, October 21, 2012 3:06:17 PMTwitter for Android
That's some bullshit when a family walks in with like 5 kids at the barber Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin' that ass against breast cancer! Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:33:54 AMTwitter for Android
Really embarrassed by my parking job. Parked like a doucheknuckle Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:17:18 PMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:04:01 PMTwitter for Android
"I just spilled water down my boob" "what are ya gonna do?" "Well, I was hoping you'd lick it off for me" Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:06:57 AMTwitter for Android
Chances are you missed me and elise on the swing. Its k. Didn't do anything for me Friday, October 19, 2012 9:57:20 PMTwitter for Android
Walks into the iron horse. Pukes. #typical Friday, October 19, 2012 8:49:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my.... they are NOT going to the iron horse.... are they? Friday, October 19, 2012 8:31:38 PMTwitter for Android
Casey's wife is so cool. Friday, October 19, 2012 7:29:36 PMTwitter for Android
I think there's some rule that says: if its drizzling and I'm on the train platform, delay the train and rain harder Friday, October 19, 2012 8:05:02 AMTwitter for Android
Rainy Friday. Struttin that ass Friday, October 19, 2012 8:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
I'm wearing girly socks Friday, October 19, 2012 12:38:50 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin stadium with its 5000empty seats and its quiet as fuck. Old stadium used to get loud. Monday, October 15, 2012 11:06:27 PMTwitter for Android
I think i saw more action in the 10 minutes of this Giants/Cards game than I did in two Yankee ALCS games. Monday, October 15, 2012 11:05:54 PMTwitter for Android
That dude was out as fuck!!! Fuckin blind motherfuckers Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:42 PMTwitter for Android
OMG These umpire suck donkey dick!!! Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
My mom, talking about Brian Wilson's beard: "No wonder girls end up going out with girls." Monday, October 15, 2012 10:54:21 PMTwitter for Android
The guy next to me on this train is possibly as batshit crazy as Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire Monday, October 15, 2012 6:59:48 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker Monday, October 15, 2012 7:51:49 AMTwitter for Android
Roasting my ass off here. It should be in the 40s/50s. Not 70. It was just 40. This is how people get sick Sunday, October 14, 2012 9:40:24 PMTwitter for Android
Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted. Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:31:18 PMTwitter for Android