9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| How pissed is wifey that her side piece is flirtin tho. Hahhahah | Thursday, July 30, 2015 7:26:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They're waiting for the winter to freeze the Β ice Β for my coolatta at dunkins #moovit | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 11:59:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I legit lugged three laptops home from the bar #felloffthetruck #justkidding | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:24:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| .@MTA why would you cunts only open one lane on the 59th St. bridge? No ones even fuckin working. Grease that union shitheads | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:10:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry, not into Queen. Only one ever not into it. Sorry not sorry. | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:06:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I have to release software at 7am tho | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Although Vinny, Lanny and Mal are all smoking cigarettes in the cab for an extra negotiated tip. Gross, bit not BO | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So 11k? Not 56k? | Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. I think I did the math wrong http://t.co/J6Q3ZaK5fN | Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cabbie is ripe right now. By ripe? Onions. By onions? BO aka no deodorant. | Monday, July 27, 2015 11:52:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm drunk and doing math and tweeting at NASA to confirm my New Horizons data rate. Need to get my life together #geek | Monday, July 27, 2015 10:36:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @NASA @NASANewHorizons is this correct? We can get almost double 56k back from New Horizons? http://t.co/xnVrvZ9eQo | Monday, July 27, 2015 10:35:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we get a puppy? @MalJNew | Monday, July 27, 2015 10:30:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just realized it's only Monday and I'm already at the bar | Monday, July 27, 2015 9:20:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo barkeep. Stop talking to broad barkeep and get me a drink. | Monday, July 27, 2015 8:53:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@NYCTSubway I can crawl backwards on broken glass faster than the southbound 4/5 in Manhattan. How dare your status says good service. | Monday, July 27, 2015 9:02:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My boy Danny's here. Borderline degenerate. It's like we're in Wildwood, except we're in Queens | Friday, July 24, 2015 9:25:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, CC. You suck at life | Friday, July 24, 2015 8:29:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just crashed a taxi's point of sale by trying to pay with @googlewallet / NFC on my phone. Buggy POS (pun intended) | Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:51:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I fuckin hate Serge | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:57:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm not pissing next to these two suits. | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:37:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's all go to the bar and take body shots off Vinny | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 9:24:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3 | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:32:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck." | Saturday, July 18, 2015 9:48:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat show tho. I just | Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:41:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I cannot believe I'm seeing my bff Dave and the awesome Foo Fighters at Citifield. Zomgz | Thursday, July 16, 2015 8:34:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:00:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces? | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:55:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great excuse: I'd do it but I'm gonna be camping that day | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:54:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Did Tex do a little grab ass or am I seeing things? @BarstoolJJ | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:41:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cincinasty | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:27:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking guy there like 8 pitches and is averaging over a hundo. Just threw 103 | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:25:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This motherfucker's throwing 102 | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:24:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ken Rosenthal is awful | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:40:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew don't get murdered | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 guy's got fantastic hair | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These fuckups http://t.co/yLFvPAJGMH | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 8:45:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help Why is my internet out? | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 8:31:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NBD, just gonna fly by Pluto in a few hours. #NewHorizons #NASANewHorizons | Tuesday, July 14, 2015 12:39:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd also commit crimes to be at an Everclear concert right now | Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:16:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry, but ain't nothing better than coming home from school in '98, throwing on VH1 and watching Semisonic's Closing Time. | Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:14:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Soccer players are just the hottest. Hey @MalJNew didn't you play soccer? yeahhhhhhhhhhpppp | Friday, July 10, 2015 11:58:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. Just realized I've been working with php since like 2002 and v 4x... I'm an antique... | Friday, July 10, 2015 9:57:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bells. I can't even get drunk anymore off beer but it gets you drunk | Friday, July 10, 2015 8:39:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You dumb but you a bitch" | Friday, July 10, 2015 8:37:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| DUMB BITCH | Friday, July 10, 2015 8:36:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 yes. My mom saves anything I ever touched in our attic | Thursday, July 09, 2015 7:53:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin very good point. I'm a paranoia. I'm public and I take marketing g accounts that follow me and make them unfollow me In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 10:05:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin why is that an issue? You need to accept people to follow you if you're private In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 9:53:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can take summer and shove it with this heat and humidity. Give me fall and winter any day | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 9:45:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 6 trains going the other way though #fuckingmta | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 8:50:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| First day back. 0 trains showing up and there's some parade for women's soccer to get in my way | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 8:50:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Got some drink coupons I have no business having | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:20:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: phones done interfere with airplane electronics | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:14:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not in airplane mode and were taking off. Sue me | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:13:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| LaGuardia airport ranked worst airport in all of the US of A. | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:11:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ladies and gentlemen.... New York. Greatest city in the world with the world's worst infrastructure. | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:10:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pilot: "Delay is due to air traffic issues at LaGuardia. They do this to us all the time" Not thunderstorms ya fuckin cunts | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:10:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Couple issues on this flight: 1) I already broke the seal. 2) I smell like a bar and there's a kid next to me I'm a bad influence towards | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:03:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TylerMJones @tomwcleary we should've just let them secede from the union In reply to @TylerMJones's tweet | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 4:52:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Flight got delayed so I accidentally went to the brewery and drank a lot | Tuesday, July 07, 2015 4:47:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Fantasy_Mania Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable likeΒ ... http://t.co/sbrq8PLUNZ | Sunday, July 05, 2015 10:30:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good lookin' guy, that Ben Affleck | Sunday, July 05, 2015 9:58:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ππΊπΈπ Murica! ππΊπΈπ https://t.co/hikIFGpo5P | Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:40:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell is up with Android and its American flag emoji that displays as two blue letters saying "U S" | Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:36:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ what a see you next Tuesday In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:29:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 2015 in a civilized country and we've got people dying from measles. Murrica | Friday, July 03, 2015 4:49:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2012 Nexus 7 runs like absolute asshole on Lollipop. Maybe 6.0 will fix this? http://t.co/kW0GydOlKM #android #feedly | Friday, July 03, 2015 4:37:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GadsdenMarc out of curiosity, who do you support the most right now in the GOP for 2016? In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet | Friday, July 03, 2015 4:12:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio Awesome!! If you can get the recording, I'd love to hear it someday In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Friday, July 03, 2015 4:08:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio also excellent In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Friday, July 03, 2015 3:55:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SiriusXM 34: Lithium. Makes me all like ππππ @RockNationRadio | Friday, July 03, 2015 3:39:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| *seeing In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, July 02, 2015 10:04:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mind is beyond blown that we're finally sein Pluto for the first time. Soooo cooollll http://t.co/y1tLF7Jyqz #space #feedly | Thursday, July 02, 2015 10:00:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RMerlinDev Is there a way to reset my openvpn config? After a few upgrades, I cannot get DNS to resolve anymore when connected | Thursday, July 02, 2015 9:48:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| For real, Oman and Qatar get updates before the US? That's just jacked up. @Motorola | Wednesday, July 01, 2015 2:08:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely absurd that this update hit like every country except the US. Murrica ain't at the top anymore π http://t.co/jlixiAJD1B | Wednesday, July 01, 2015 2:06:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wouldn't kill them to turn the AC up a little bit at LaGuardia, Murrica's worst ranked airport | Wednesday, July 01, 2015 11:10:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I picked tonight as my drinking night because I have an extra leap second to sober up, cunts. | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 10:48:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| MFK: Freddy's girl, Gio's girl Or Haas' side girl? | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 9:27:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tonight we are all conductors | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 9:10:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pour one out for Vinny. Got my conductor hat on. | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 9:08:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I believe in gay pride, not gay shots" -Father Gio | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:53:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN ππππ π π π€ | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:45:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo Haas. Nice job on the cumad | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:35:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Murrica. Go soccer... Or whatnot | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:32:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's women's soccer. No one cares | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:20:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is it that every girl I texted to hang with us at the bar wants to s Vinny's d? | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:05:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 7:28:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you don't think I'm going to bikini bar at 4, you're sadly mistaken. Yes I'm working today. Yes, I did more than my whole team combined. | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 1:52:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "She was dating this guy with thick black glasses" -@MalJNew | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 1:42:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Kim Jung Un looking motherfucker should walk faster and get out of my way on the sidewalk | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 12:55:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5 | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:31:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit makes no sense In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, June 29, 2015 9:57:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #Wishing you have received it by the end up in a couple weeks and then delete the message was sent from the airport to pick it is addressed | Monday, June 29, 2015 9:57:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In my next tweet, I will pick a word and let my dictionary suggest the next word and see what sentence it makes... | Monday, June 29, 2015 9:56:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Aren't you glad that instead of sleeping in you're riding around with me in a UHaul." YES Pat, I am. | Saturday, June 27, 2015 9:22:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out | Friday, June 26, 2015 1:34:23 PM | Twitter for Android |