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NEW YORK CITYYYYYY Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:54:13 PMTwitter for Android
RANGIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:51:13 PMTwitter for Android
So I haven't been paying attention. Did fin and em fuck yet? Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Whoops. Got the bouncer called on us Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:11:43 PMTwitter for Android
Christ. This fuckin place gets you shitfaced #gorangizzzzzzzz Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:58:43 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch you're married. Enough Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:51:29 PMTwitter for Android
Just drunkenly told my beef about gmail to these google peeps and they acknowledged my bug about drafts that don't delete right Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:29:48 PMTwitter for Android
KC and Jojo's on at the bar now. Everyone's fucking tonight Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:10:14 PMTwitter for Android
Google DEEZ NUTS Wednesday, May 13, 2015 8:16:50 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hoo hoooooo hohooooo don't do it Brian
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
Who's alimac banging tonight? I'm gonna go with Noam. Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam Verizon almost never carries proper Nexus devices... We're stuck with their bloatware and slow updates.
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:43:00 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam This is why I only like Nexus androids. Updates and bug fixes straight from Google. Verizon and Samsung cripple this
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:31:08 AMTwitter for Android
Pull the train out if the station shitheads. This isn't a parking lot. @mta Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:00:40 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron Tuesday, May 12, 2015 9:31:57 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load if this antique creepin into the bar http://t.co/OWO5AzgzTL Tuesday, May 12, 2015 8:46:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'd forgotten how amazing this album is. http://t.co/V9oLEC194i Monday, May 11, 2015 9:44:34 PMTwitter for Android
"There will be liquor bottles and ring pops in the piñata. Hope the kids pick the right one" -Mikey Saturday, May 09, 2015 12:59:33 PMTwitter for Android
You've gotta be fuckin kidding me that there is one single bathroom on this entire fuckin pier Friday, May 08, 2015 7:43:38 PMTwitter for Android
Stewie: "Hoot hoooo hoooo hoooot! Don't do it Brian. Take it sloooooowwwww" Damn it VINCENT Friday, May 08, 2015 1:23:31 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AMTwitter for Android
I just grabbed a dudes ass to make an asshole girl after him jealous because I can smack that and she cannot. Friday, May 08, 2015 12:16:22 AMTwitter for Android
I am not a fan of this David Justice looking (possible wife beating) motherfucker at this party who gave me sass. Friday, May 08, 2015 12:13:01 AMTwitter for Android
I am obsessed with this guy. #21 https://t.co/Su5N06PoCW Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:55:09 PMTwitter for Android
Which one of you rich suit cunts are buying this poor a shot? Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
Nate is slaying pussy. 2nd night in a row. So prod of my #YoungNate Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:53 PMTwitter for Android
We made the cut @BadPointer Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:07 PMTwitter for Android
My twitter is outside of control............ JEEEEZ Thursday, May 07, 2015 7:21:29 AMTwitter for Android
Young Nate slaying pussy enjoyyyy Wednesday, May 06, 2015 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Phone's got 4% battery so enjoy. Cya tomorrow. PS get it Nate. Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:56:46 PMTwitter for Android
Edgar's all about the pussy Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:46:06 PMTwitter for Android
DAT Snapchat doe Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Wasted Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:44:30 PMTwitter for Android
My girlfriend is Indian tomahawking the other team and I like it Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:42:11 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. You need to put that out. You cannot smoke that joint at the bar Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:37:51 PMTwitter for Android
And lungs Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
I've been drinking since Thursday. Fuck my liver Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna be drunk the rest of this weekend Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:10:50 PMTwitter for Android
I am STOKED because I just confused two white people. Wednesday, May 06, 2015 8:19:46 PMTwitter for Android
This is going to be as bad a that time I kept talking about poinsettias Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:49:27 PMTwitter for Android
Just like the Mayor of this cesspool, I too am also late because the @MTA hasn't sent an R train in 20 mins. Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:21:39 PMTwitter for Android
I've had just about enough of New York City. Get me the fuck out of this cesspool. Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
There's legit a rack mount server on the desk next to me and that's actually the password #forrealz http://t.co/99rXlVNO37 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 6:26:21 PMTwitter for Android
These joke shops finally realized they fucked up by splitting Foursquare and Swarm? https://t.co/o4d2tTLdRY Tuesday, May 05, 2015 2:58:50 AMTwitter for Android
Well done CJ Monday, May 04, 2015 9:54:45 PMTwitter for Android
Why do they call it real estate? Of course it's real. It's not fake estate. Monday, May 04, 2015 9:03:54 AMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me how I am 0% hung over right now... Actually I think I'm still drunk. Sunday, May 03, 2015 9:04:35 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool. Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso I have absolutely no fucking idea what I meant by this tweet. Hahahha
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Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:52:51 AMTwitter for Android
At least Simmons could catch up to the fight. Amazon blows
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Sunday, May 03, 2015 3:13:28 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Hot dogs? nah. Sausage and peppers Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:17:24 AMTwitter for Android
We're all eating sausage and peppers blow me Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:08:57 AMTwitter for Android
I can't party anymore because this city is weak and NOT NEW FUCKIN YORK Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:03:49 AMTwitter for Android
I'm ready yo go 2 more hours cunts #Keith2015 Sunday, May 03, 2015 2:00:22 AMTwitter for Android
Pussy assed Boston shuts down at 2? NYC >BOS Sunday, May 03, 2015 1:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Boston is pulling for Pacquiao Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:59:03 PMTwitter for Android
Trees for anyone who stops posting fuckin pusheens in the group chat #Keith2015 Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:53:47 PMTwitter for Android
Fireball after the 3rd round #Keith2015 Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:37:17 PMTwitter for Android
Lessahhhhd just got cut off #Keith2015 Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
Jacked @MalJNew's charger from her and it's clutch. #thanksmal Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help you would fuck up the fight you fuckup waste of life company
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Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:13:38 PMTwitter for Android
#Keith2015 #YouGodDamnBitch Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:12:46 PMTwitter for Android
"You gonna pusheen these fuckin balls?" #Keith2015 Saturday, May 02, 2015 10:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
Betances is dirty Saturday, May 02, 2015 4:04:40 PMTwitter for Android
We just got the hashtag of a bachlorette party and are gonna mess with them so badly on social media. Especially when drinking later. Saturday, May 02, 2015 2:04:17 PMTwitter for Android
There's a band playing pop hits of the 2000s and I'm mad obsessed Saturday, May 02, 2015 12:08:01 AMTwitter for Android
#freesimmons #Keith2015 Friday, May 01, 2015 10:39:49 PMTwitter for Android
@PaulONeillYES You are my hero!! We need more passion on the Yankees like you in the 90s
In reply to @PaulONeillYES's tweet
Friday, May 01, 2015 10:09:08 PMTwitter for Android
RT @PaulONeillYES: In Columbus, Ohio at Hall and Oates concert, but checking the score! Go bucks go Yanks!!! http://t.co/hWnAWzEYLu Friday, May 01, 2015 10:06:26 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a second. Did I just do a fireball? Don't remember bit it's not here #Keith2015 Friday, May 01, 2015 8:33:19 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC. You are awful Friday, May 01, 2015 8:25:52 PMTwitter for Android
"If someone gets arrested, we have grown up money to get out" #Keith2015 Friday, May 01, 2015 8:06:04 PMTwitter for Android
🎵Yours is the cloth mine is the hand that sews time🎵 Friday, May 01, 2015 7:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
The front desk people seem very concerned about our group #Keith2015 Friday, May 01, 2015 11:29:18 AMTwitter for Android
Should I be concerned? #Keith2015 http://t.co/akCA0BIvE1 Friday, May 01, 2015 10:34:36 AMTwitter for Android
Plenty of Lady Gaga this weekend #Keith2015 Friday, May 01, 2015 10:16:01 AMTwitter for Android
F- commute today on the 4/5 you fare raising pieces of shit @MTA Thursday, April 30, 2015 9:23:43 AMTwitter for Android
I'm a cray Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:41:50 AMTwitter for Android
Like, when I was a kid in the 90s obsessed with space, best pics of Pluto were like two dots. It was the only mystery planet. Now we'll know Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:39:41 AMTwitter for Android
Pluto is so fucking cool http://t.co/HNjgdSoSvd Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:38:21 AMTwitter for Android
Annnnnnnd I just got a YouTube copyright strike... Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:13:38 PMTwitter for Android
🎵Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. In a factory downtown🎵 Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
Oh Jesus Christ on the cross... I need to pack for Boston and I'm already tipsssss. #keith2015 Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:05:12 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's having sex tonight Wednesday, April 29, 2015 10:19:18 PMTwitter for Android
Drummer took his shirt off. Shits gotten real Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bar's badass. I'm playing flip cup. Amatuer band is playing The Offspring. I'm on call for work drinking. Everything is awesome! Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:19:32 PMTwitter for Android
Of course we lost at flip cup with these horseshit assed cups. http://t.co/dSmRtrE5SM Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
RT @H9RBSjs: Developers Develop. Wednesday, April 29, 2015 1:52:50 PMTwitter for Android
I might actually die of alcohol poisoning this weekend #keith2015 Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:54:28 AMTwitter for Android
@dpcleitao Actually, it's been misstyled for 2 years and no one fixed it. They forgot to include a stylesheet for the 404 page.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:32:05 PMTwitter for Android
Just learned today that a product owner where I work knowingly suggested showing a 404 page on purpose in a certain situation. #MOron Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:21:19 PMTwitter for Android
Inferior service cunts. The fuck do I pay you for? Keep raising the fare cunts @MTA Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:35:56 PMTwitter for Android
@MTA where the fuck is the train? You guys suck. Blow me. Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Hanging out with these cool gentlemen from DEtroit Saturday, April 25, 2015 9:23:53 PMTwitter for Android
My grandpa calls Sabbatia Sebastion... And he sucks Saturday, April 25, 2015 7:46:15 PMTwitter for Android
This building looks like it has a fupa http://t.co/wQjJhPZDnu Saturday, April 25, 2015 7:21:48 PMTwitter for Android
Look like Mark "Vagina" Texiera hit a homer Saturday, April 25, 2015 6:05:18 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da CC Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
This bar is playing like early mid 2000s jams and it's not the 90s bit its still sick Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:26:01 PMTwitter for Android
Christ I've been drinking all day and can't spell on fuckin twitter. typo'd 3/3 tweets and deleted one because it was so embarrassing Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:22:03 PMTwitter for Android