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But secretly we all like Nickelback bit not really Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:15:13 PMTwitter for Android
Bartender told me to suck it when I said to out the game on instead of Nickelback on the jukebox. Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:14:52 PMTwitter for Android
0-4 CC get the fuck out Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:08:53 PMTwitter for Android
CC is a mediocre pitcher Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:04:18 PMTwitter for Android
My setup until I head out of this joint http://t.co/BEoTnXPqHg Friday, April 24, 2015 7:26:47 PMTwitter for Android
"Just because something is slightly better than unacceptable, doesn't make it good" -@MalJNew Friday, April 24, 2015 9:29:33 AMTwitter for Android
Gf thinks it's acceptable to dip a breadstick into Pillsbury chocolate frosting. Bread stick ≠ pretzel... Savage move. Wednesday, April 22, 2015 1:02:20 AMTwitter for Android
I feel bad for the next group of tourists I'm behind that does the rolling sidewalk block. Tuesday, April 21, 2015 7:07:03 PMTwitter for Android
Guy. Ya won? Nahhhh. #degenerate http://t.co/IQA9d8CC65 Sunday, April 19, 2015 5:22:34 PMTwitter for Android
My boy CJ just walked in with the best Drake into ever. Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:42:43 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely absurd how hot this train is right now. Not even exaggerating Thursday, April 16, 2015 8:35:48 AMTwitter for Android
Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train Monday, April 13, 2015 8:07:50 AMTwitter for Android
Blind Mellon right now ⚡⚡ Saturday, April 11, 2015 4:06:45 PMTwitter for Android
@JonFrat @BarstoolJJ Jesus Christ, JJ
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Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:52:23 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin' Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:44:09 PMTwitter for Android
RT @NYRangers: #NYR WIN!!!!!
Playoffs ✔️
Division ✔️
Conference ✔️
LEAGUE ✔️
#BlueShirtProud http://t.co/haVqFroZ3W 		Tuesday, April 07, 2015 11:11:37 PMTwitter for Android
My new middle aged alcoholic friend is playing the best music at the bar Tuesday, April 07, 2015 10:42:36 PMTwitter for Android
Sitting on the 5 church train over here. Preacher be preachin Tuesday, April 07, 2015 8:55:18 AMTwitter for Android
Valid Question... Where are these from? Jasons of Jamesport NY, Rita's of Dix Hills, Lily's in Deer Park? Or China? http://t.co/FvShElMTJ5 Monday, April 06, 2015 7:46:31 PMTwitter for Android
Headley is a real winner at third today. Arod would have made all those plays. Duh. Monday, April 06, 2015 1:56:27 PMTwitter for Android
This is exactly how I predicted the Yankees would start 2015 Monday, April 06, 2015 1:54:16 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso first off, my phone must have autocorrected that because there's no way I use the wrong grammar.
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Saturday, April 04, 2015 7:39:51 PMTwitter for Android
The wine tour is over and the bus is screaming Ja Rule and it's my fault and I'm not sad about it. Saturday, April 04, 2015 3:59:48 PMTwitter for Android
Mom's love me. Come on. Saturday, April 04, 2015 1:06:54 PMTwitter for Android
Mother's love me. I spit mad milf game Saturday, April 04, 2015 12:55:41 PMTwitter for Android
We need some Ja Rule up in this bus Saturday, April 04, 2015 10:33:21 AMTwitter for Android
Already singing Sublime out loud. Saturday, April 04, 2015 9:39:06 AMTwitter for Android
It's 9am and I'm having a Four Loko. I need to reevaluate my life. Saturday, April 04, 2015 9:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Not supposed to eat meat tonight, but its ok to get shitfaced as fuck. #SeemsLegit
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Friday, April 03, 2015 9:19:52 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: I just paid a dude on the internet $9 to pick up and deliver me White Castle. #GoodFriday Friday, April 03, 2015 9:18:43 PMTwitter for Android
Barcade is hot as fuck Friday, April 03, 2015 9:18:33 PMTwitter for Android
Watching Going Clear on HBO GO right now and all I can say is: L. Ron Hubbard's nasty assed vampire teeth Wednesday, April 01, 2015 9:03:33 PMTwitter for Android
Entire team ordered Indian to this conference room. Wonder how long it'll smell like Indian in there? Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:37:04 PMTwitter for Android
What in the hell is this cray camera guy doing at the auto show? Seizure city, USA. #GDNY Wednesday, April 01, 2015 7:56:01 AMTwitter for Android
R train is slow as fuck right now Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
Welp Saturday, March 28, 2015 5:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
The MTA is winning tonight. Said there was a sick passenger on the 4/5. Switch to 6. 4/5 leaves, 6 now has delays. What a day. Thursday, March 26, 2015 7:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
👌👈 Thursday, March 26, 2015 3:22:04 PMTwitter for Android
"I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
Cigarettes are fucking vile and you've gotta have rocks in your head to enjoy them Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:14:23 PMTwitter for Android
Everything about today is annoying the fuck out of me Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
The police stopped and had reasonable suspicion. Then they left because I was innocent son Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:52:34 PMTwitter for Android
My coat hides all. #notsketch Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:47 PMTwitter for Android
Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PMTwitter for Android
This Hoboken bus I'm on is the whitest bus ever Saturday, March 21, 2015 8:45:22 PMTwitter for Android
"I think I just swiped right on Beyonce #tinder" -buddah Saturday, March 21, 2015 7:07:53 PMTwitter for Android
Wasted Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
Nick swisherrrrrr bring me a mimosa Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:23:14 PMTwitter for Android
"Brunch place imcat usually makes" Typed that earlier. No idea what I meant. It's the level I'm at now Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:50:51 PMTwitter for Android
Nick Swisher is serving me brunch. Or his doppelganger Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:32:58 PMTwitter for Android
So shiny Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:22:12 PMTwitter for Android
Buddha and Tommy's hair is fantastic. Hemp shampoo. Saturday, March 21, 2015 3:21:59 PMTwitter for Android
Rootin for my boy Ed Cooley. Go Friars! Friday, March 20, 2015 11:09:49 PMTwitter for Android
@JFeitelberg fix the RSS feed
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015 11:49:05 PMTwitter for Android
So did they ever hear from Putin yet? Tuesday, March 17, 2015 1:07:00 AMTwitter for Android
Budweiser 40s in Stella glasses... Taxes much better. #psychology Monday, March 16, 2015 11:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW Monday, March 16, 2015 9:54:03 PMTwitter for Android
Sandwich I just ate was rustic as fuck Monday, March 16, 2015 7:30:26 PMTwitter for Android
Totally normal to listen to TLC at 6am amirite? Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:58:46 AMTwitter for Android
Passed out with my contact in. Proud. Haven't done that since college ya fuckin drunks Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:28:38 AMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:26:47 AMTwitter for Android
RT @JFeitelberg: Everyone cancelled their plans on me tonight!!! http://t.co/t73vRBKNFv Saturday, March 14, 2015 10:54:16 PMTwitter for Android
Drunk texting your gf's mom tho Saturday, March 14, 2015 9:24:11 PMTwitter for Android
"Ray Romano is my favorite rock and roll star" -finkins Saturday, March 14, 2015 1:24:42 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu oh right. Those...
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, March 14, 2015 7:49:16 AMTwitter for Android
Remember back in the day when peeps use to take peeps' flip phones and rename contacts to ridic things? No one does that anymore. Wonder why Saturday, March 14, 2015 6:12:36 AMTwitter for Android
Punk rock!!!
✌✌✌ 		Friday, March 13, 2015 8:09:47 PMTwitter for Android
Just got into a huge argument about birds reproductive systems. Friday, March 13, 2015 7:51:43 PMTwitter for Android
Christ. I need to go back to work after this? Friday, March 13, 2015 3:29:35 PMTwitter for Android
"I been out the game too long. If a girl's touching me we gon' fuck" - Edgar Friday, March 13, 2015 3:15:34 PMTwitter for Android
They don't pay me enough for the years this place took off my life from lack of sleep, stress and false fuckin alarms Friday, March 13, 2015 2:16:11 AMTwitter for Android
I'm about to unfollow all the fitness freaks on Instagram/Facebook. Good for you, but I don't care about 9k posts about your workouts Thursday, March 12, 2015 6:53:18 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 don't need em. Extra crap to shovel
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:58:25 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 depends. Some streets, but not mine.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:45:15 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu hardware wise, nothing beats it and even older Macs outperform and out-style anything PC... Unless you build your own desktop
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 12:18:46 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although I'm not into Mac OS, I get design. They're top notch pieces of hardware and the current model will serve you very well.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 12:16:44 AMTwitter for Android
12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech
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Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu reminds me of how I tried to justify how the Nexus 4 wasn't better than the Galaxy Nexus. It was. I was butthurt for newer specs.
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Monday, March 09, 2015 11:17:44 PMTwitter for Android
I hate the Irish American, but they're playing 90s rock so I can give them a pass for the night Monday, March 09, 2015 9:49:34 PMTwitter for Android
@Docent_Steve oh shit. I favorited this without looking at the picture first. Come onnnnn. Boylan's is delicious though.
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Monday, March 09, 2015 9:04:33 PMTwitter for Android
I wanna toss on a Steely Dan record right now Sunday, March 08, 2015 9:37:22 PMTwitter for Android
Omg 90s rock cover band Friday, March 06, 2015 10:33:10 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary Christ they suck
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Thursday, March 05, 2015 9:08:26 PMTwitter for Android
I guess it's true love when your gf just pulls your glasses from your face when she needs to see something far Thursday, March 05, 2015 7:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
"Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?"

Yes. Yes I do. Blow me 		Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:24:44 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Arod is at bat Wednesday, March 04, 2015 2:43:19 PMTwitter for Android
Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks Monday, March 02, 2015 8:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector. Monday, March 02, 2015 8:34:50 PMTwitter for Android
Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless Monday, March 02, 2015 8:33:16 PMTwitter for Android
Look at all the fucks I don't give! Monday, March 02, 2015 11:36:04 AMTwitter for Android
This is why @foursquare has gone downhill. Suggesting the Disney when you do searches for smut... Lawls http://t.co/NI6QkDUJjz Saturday, February 28, 2015 7:36:11 PMTwitter for Android
My cab driver's license expired in 2011. This is where I'm at right now Saturday, February 28, 2015 12:15:29 AMTwitter for Android
Errrybody in the club getting tipssssssssss Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
The GF just twerked it on top of a skeeball machine at Brother Jimmy's. Not sure what to say about that. Friday, February 27, 2015 11:47:13 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin Friday, February 27, 2015 11:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week
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Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help got a letter that my 1 year promo is up and its going up $10/month. Convince me why I should stay if there's been outages daily Friday, February 27, 2015 9:47:28 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer? Friday, February 27, 2015 8:56:44 PMTwitter for Android