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Saturday, November 19, 2011 08:43:33 PM from txt

Galaxy Nexus is delayed until December now? Fuck my life.

Saturday, November 19, 2011 03:04:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

i'm the fattest of fucks... went to mcdonalds, bk and wendys in one day. then complimented my boss for being fit. fml

Saturday, November 19, 2011 02:27:46 AM from txt

this black gentleman on this train keeps saying "my nigga"

Saturday, November 19, 2011 02:05:45 AM from Twitter SMS

my boss is the most legitimate man in existance.

Friday, November 18, 2011 10:08:09 PM from txt

"dude. fuck you! but really though!"

Friday, November 18, 2011 09:17:12 PM from txt

we work on linux, we have a hologram version... we're the geekiest.

Friday, November 18, 2011 09:10:43 PM from txt

i work with a bunch of alcoholics and i love it.

Friday, November 18, 2011 08:48:46 PM from txt

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/rquyfd

Friday, November 18, 2011 07:21:08 PM from foursquare

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://t.co/DL9MJaT

Friday, November 18, 2011 07:16:45 PM from DELETED

I just unlocked the "Bento" badge on @foursquare! Irasshaimase! http://4sq.com/uJt6MG

Friday, November 18, 2011 07:16:44 PM from foursquare

@MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake!

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:12:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Bring me me a vodka Red Bull, joker

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:01:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Bring me a vodka Red Bull, joker

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:01:49 PM from DELETED

wow fail. fuck not having a smartphone

Friday, November 18, 2011 04:10:47 PM from txt