I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s
Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone always talks about #firstworldproblems. How about #thirdworldsuccesses? http://t.co/PWbznH8
Monday, November 28, 2011 01:29:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
Can I get the Galaxy Nexus now?
Sunday, November 27, 2011 11:41:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
Althought I'm pretty sure I puked like 3 pounds of stomach contents, so yay for losing weight
Sunday, November 27, 2011 06:43:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm going to have to blame the fact that I yacked all over the place on 3AM Taco Bell... Not alcohol.... #i'magrossfucker
Sunday, November 27, 2011 06:42:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
dibs on the one in the corner. wahhhh
feel like fuckin shit right now......
So the Galaxy Nexus might only be $200? I don't give a fuck if it's $300. I need one and I needed it yesterday!
Saturday, November 26, 2011 02:46:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Christ once said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone..." And then he stoned a mother fucker to death.
Saturday, November 26, 2011 02:05:49 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds http://t.co/CxpACck
Friday, November 25, 2011 04:41:31 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@maljnew piglets are NOT like puppies
Friday, November 25, 2011 11:32:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: More Reasons the MTA Doesn't Make Any Sense Whatsoever http://t.co/KxE1b6r
Friday, November 25, 2011 10:46:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash.
My Grandpa: "He wanted to get his pants dancing"
My knees ares pretty banged up. Hmmmm
Wednesday, November 23, 2011 10:48:27 PM from Twitter Web Client