Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense
Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 kids these days... I loved reading my FYE kids essays. They were gems. People are so dumb.
Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:09:38 PM from Twitter for Android
This is the geekiest thing ever and I love it. Why didn't we have this when I was in school? http://t.co/znDWvf4
Sunday, December 11, 2011 04:32:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
sweaters are bisexual...
I'm at Off The Wagon Bar & Grill (109 MacDougal St., at Minetta, New York) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/t8oSLb
Did i miss the memo or something? everyone is dressed as santa
I'm at 13th Step (149 2nd Ave., btwn E 9th & E 10th St., New York) w/ 20 others http://4sq.com/vGDCKQ
welp, one uncle is too fat to fit into the santa claus suit so my other uncle has to do it.
I'm at Pelham Country Club (Country Club Lane, Pelham) http://4sq.com/vEv2q6
@kellyomealia Not sure. I'm going to go with a no... haha. My Twitter is out of control
Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:49:39 AM from Twitter for Android
fuck. my mom knows im hammered. lolz.
this cop needs to bone this slut
this young cop/slut convo is fucking hysterical....
bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips"
firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper