I'm at Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., btwn 1st & 2nd Avenues, New York) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/tw6oG5

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 07:45:14 PM from foursquare

Sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of how good I look

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 04:28:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nirvana and Alice in Chains at this bar. Always legit

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 03:36:43 PM from txt

its too damn hot outside

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 09:51:47 AM from txt

Casino never gets old. I could watch it every day

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 12:33:47 AM from txt

I sound like a gay right now

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 09:26:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fucking Verizon delaying this Galazy Nexus

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 03:01:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj: "Why is the turkey black?" Eric: "Hmm.. there's no connection string..."

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 02:53:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

This baby that's crying his ass off in France is driving me crazy over Skype.. STFU

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 02:49:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Herman Cain is a real crazy fuck, but his 404 page is baller: http://t.co/lZVYyXU

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 02:41:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

yayyy! I get to stay up all night for work

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:10:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Christmas music and QA testing. Sounds about right...

Monday, November 14, 2011 06:47:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

To the gentleman with the 70s muscle car: Shut the fuck up with the engine revving and GTFO

Monday, November 14, 2011 03:03:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

"We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere"

Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

My tweets are beyond ridiculous...

Sunday, November 13, 2011 11:11:51 AM from txt