this is the best bush to piss in!
*forgiven... i spell like a bitch
i gave @onethirdof3x5 a celeb shot in beer pong @ #th11 once and he wouldnt let me take it. 3 yr grudge. but jk hes forgivven!
"he came to long guyland and met my family. 2 days later he was with someone else. and i was like go fuck yaself"
#2006 why the fuck am i so god damn old
that... is a townhouse basement smell. #nostalgia #danshouse #th11
i feel young again... #oldfuckvisitingschools
made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold
yeahhhhh freshmen.. get it
sugar daddy with like a 20 year old. giiiiit it buddy.
Chug Monkey: things not going your way today? have a drink!
lolz. cops showed up to order food and the place cleared the fuck out
that was an epic recovery
fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked
the old gentlemen in flannel in this bar are hysterical