this is the best bush to piss in!

Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:34:52 AM from txt

*forgiven... i spell like a bitch

Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:23:10 AM from txt

i gave @onethirdof3x5 a celeb shot in beer pong @ #th11 once and he wouldnt let me take it. 3 yr grudge. but jk hes forgivven!

Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:21:47 AM from txt

"he came to long guyland and met my family. 2 days later he was with someone else. and i was like go fuck yaself"

Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:14:40 AM from txt

#2006 why the fuck am i so god damn old

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:50:10 PM from txt

that... is a townhouse basement smell. #nostalgia #danshouse #th11

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:49:33 PM from txt

i feel young again... #oldfuckvisitingschools

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:47:27 PM from txt

made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:30:25 PM from txt

yeahhhhh freshmen.. get it

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:16:01 PM from txt

sugar daddy with like a 20 year old. giiiiit it buddy.

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:14:33 PM from txt

Chug Monkey: things not going your way today? have a drink!

Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:44:26 PM from txt

lolz. cops showed up to order food and the place cleared the fuck out

Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:00:44 PM from txt

that was an epic recovery

Saturday, November 12, 2011 09:23:01 PM from txt

fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked

Saturday, November 12, 2011 09:12:41 PM from txt

the old gentlemen in flannel in this bar are hysterical

Saturday, November 12, 2011 07:51:24 PM from txt